Poll

Where do we get our Boreanights On?

Seattle, they have uh a lot of Boreans and coffee
24 (22%)
Las Vegas, drinks, buffets, Bore poker, lots of flashing things
24 (22%)
Brandnew's place, It's somewhere in the middle of the US
8 (7.3%)
New Orleans, the South!  Good food/music/voodoo
5 (4.6%)
Boston, the North!  There is ummm, stuff and it's old I guess.
8 (7.3%)
New York City, best.city.ever
13 (11.9%)
Canada, where in Canada?  Who knows, we can figure that out later
9 (8.3%)
London, because that's where the Beatles came from (I think, I don't know Beatles history)
4 (3.7%)
Japan, if it still exists in 2016
6 (5.5%)
Italy, let's all hang out with magus
0 (0%)
Jamaica, because ACIV and relaxing days on the beach with some local grass
5 (4.6%)
Hawaii, the boring Jamaica
3 (2.8%)

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Tasty

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #420 on: June 26, 2016, 02:48:30 AM »
BF is coming Saturday, y'all better be nice.

I'm a Puppy!

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #421 on: June 28, 2016, 12:30:58 PM »
If I do come though, wife will be coming.

We already know you're both open to threesomes. :letsfukk
Is that an offer bebe? Cause that would get my attention faster than accounting monkey that just realized his balance controls were all off.
que

Human Snorenado

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #422 on: June 29, 2016, 05:00:07 PM »
Root canal on top of the new car I just bought means I'm out. Sorry, ladies. Enjoy your time in the desert, though.
yar

Tasty

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #423 on: June 29, 2016, 10:43:08 PM »
Root canal on top of the new car I just bought means I'm out. Sorry, ladies. Enjoy your time in the desert, though.

Whatever, pussy :dice

Atramental

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #424 on: June 29, 2016, 11:09:16 PM »
Mega Millions went past the 400 mil mark so I bought 5 tickets for 2 drawings.

Gamble so you can gamble in Vegas, brehs. :doge

Also, it doesn't help that I had two black cats chilling out in my back yard today but wish me luck, brehs. This is the only way I'm going to BoreCon this year. By a sheer statistical miracle. :doge

#FuckIt #SoDelusional 💸🙏😭
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Human Snorenado

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #425 on: June 30, 2016, 01:17:11 AM »
Root canal on top of the new car I just bought means I'm out. Sorry, ladies. Enjoy your time in the desert, though.

Whatever, pussy :dice

I would offer another attendee money to do horrible things to you, but you can't rape the willing.

Wait... someone plz install windows on Tasty's linux laptop while he's passed out plz
yar

Tasty

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #426 on: July 02, 2016, 09:01:53 PM »




STAYING AT BALLY'S

GONNA BE FUCKED UP IN VEGAS FOR A WHOLE WEEK

BOYFRIEND IS COMING ON THE 27TH

THIS IS REAL

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO

Tasty

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #427 on: July 04, 2016, 11:43:16 PM »
Any other Cool Person™ buy their tickets yet?

Phoenix Dark

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #428 on: July 05, 2016, 02:58:19 PM »
I don't think I'll have time after all.
:beli

BUT I am assuming a last minute arrival is cool? If I can I'll definitely escape and fly out to chill.
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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #429 on: July 05, 2016, 03:19:52 PM »
Let's move this to the weekend of the 4th. I might be there

nudemacusers

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #430 on: July 05, 2016, 05:06:07 PM »
was debating going awol for this but not if I can't have you all to myself, tasty  :doge
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Tasty

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #431 on: July 05, 2016, 08:37:22 PM »
:lol

I'll be completely unattached and vulnerable that Friday (and after I land on Thursday) :shaq

He understands that I might have to go to any Borean-only events* by myself :shaq

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Tasty

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #432 on: July 06, 2016, 04:15:06 PM »
Going:

- Tasty Meat
- Bebpo
- The Walrus

Maybe:

- Kara
- CatsCatsCats
- brawndolicious
- I'm a Puppy!
- Phoenix Dark
- nudemacusers

Posters who said they might go but haven't posted in here recently:

- Van Cruncheon
- Mary Tyler Whore
- Jack Remington

Tasty

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #433 on: July 07, 2016, 04:08:36 PM »
I'll drop out if anyone was on the fence because of my presence.

If you can unhinge yourself off that cross I'm sure you'll be able to make it.

Tasty

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #434 on: July 09, 2016, 09:49:37 PM »
Found my theme music for when I walk out of the airport:


Tasty

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #435 on: July 10, 2016, 12:44:44 AM »
OHH FFUUUUUCK I JUST REALIZED I CAN GET PIECE OF ME TICKETS

BEST VACATION EEEEVEEERR

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #436 on: July 10, 2016, 01:55:10 AM »
The MJ Immortal show was the best thing I saw in Vegas. That probably makes me gayer than you though.

Tasty

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #437 on: July 10, 2016, 03:31:30 AM »
The MJ Immortal show was the best thing I saw in Vegas. That probably makes me gayer than you though.

:lol

Any other recs for shows? Don't want to go broke but I'm more up for spending money on shows than gambling.

Tasty

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #438 on: July 16, 2016, 01:13:01 AM »
Plans are coming into view.

Thursday - Arrive
Friday - Bore "activities" (dumpster party)
Saturday - More Bore fun, BF arrives
Sunday - Temptation Sunday at Luxor
Monday - Bally's spa
Tuesday - Trip somewhere
Wednesday - Britney Spears: Piece of Me
Thursday - Fly out

Booked my Piece of Me tickets on Wednesday. Good seats at a decent price. :rock



YAAASSS QUEEN :preach

Kara

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #439 on: July 16, 2016, 04:19:23 PM »
So apparently there's an "absinthe bar" in Las Vegas.

https://www.aria.com/en/restaurants/sage.html

There's also a show called Absinthe at Caesar's. Theme night? (It's a parody of Cirque du Soleil. Very Brechtian.)

Tasty

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #440 on: July 16, 2016, 05:48:51 PM »
Agreed with Walrus. I wanna drink my first absinthe with you, Kara-san. :uguu

Tasty

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #441 on: July 26, 2016, 02:45:40 PM »
My flight is in less than one month (25th) :rock :rock

demi

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #442 on: July 26, 2016, 09:49:34 PM »
Going to Portland in October with someone.

Anyone near want to play old videogames and finger each others pussies on the shoreline?

http://www.retrogamingexpo.com/
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Tasty

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #443 on: July 26, 2016, 10:00:05 PM »
Going to Portland in October with someone.

Anyone near want to play old videogames and finger each others pussies on the shoreline?

http://www.retrogamingexpo.com/

I'm going to Portland, Maine this weekend. Can probably make October work.

demi

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #444 on: July 26, 2016, 10:12:09 PM »
Cool but I will be on the other side of the country
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Tasty

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #445 on: July 26, 2016, 10:20:56 PM »
Cool but I will be on the other side of the country

Exactly where I want you :doge

Bebpo

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #446 on: August 06, 2016, 05:24:33 AM »
I guess I better book a room and calendar this since it's coming up in a few weeks.  So is this whole thing seriously just gonna be me and Tasty Meat and his BF and Walrus?   Anyone else actually going to go?  No disrespect to them, but was sort of hoping for a bigger turn out to have like an actual group of fellow borians hanging out.  Still will be fun to meet Tasty Meat and his BF.

 

Tasty

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #447 on: August 06, 2016, 11:26:51 AM »
Haha. He actually won't even be there until Saturday, so for Friday it's just the Bore-trio.

AFAIK Walrus was still coming.

Also TBH even if it was just me I'd probably still have a blast. :yeshrug

G The Resurrected

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #448 on: August 06, 2016, 11:38:57 AM »
Fuck this Vegas shit I'm going to Japan to have my own bore meet up

Akala

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #449 on: August 06, 2016, 05:30:58 PM »
I haven't really been here in a while, and I see this? I just went in June for a week + EDC lol. Going back in October.

Kara, you guys should definitely try and see Absinthe. It's awesome and is moving from its current location in front of Caesars in the tent to some other location in October. It probably won't be the same so this is your last chance to see it if you haven't. Sage absinthe bar is probably pretty primo but haven't tried. They are pricey in general, I would probably order something else (tipping well) and try and chat up a bartender to get their recommendation or a slight hookup. Go right around when they open.

Any other questions or recommendations just lmk, I am a total degenerate and know the Strip better than anyone should.

brawndolicious

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #450 on: August 06, 2016, 07:17:32 PM »
I don't think I'll go. Need to save moneys.

Trent Dole

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #451 on: August 06, 2016, 08:46:37 PM »
Going to Portland in October with someone.

Anyone near want to play old videogames and finger each others pussies on the shoreline?

http://www.retrogamingexpo.com/
Since I live just outside of there something could possibly happen. Think there's a few of us here actually.
Hi

Tasty

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #452 on: August 06, 2016, 08:52:27 PM »
I don't think I'll go. Need to save moneys.

Come on breh :'(

Bebpo

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #453 on: August 07, 2016, 06:22:59 PM »
Ok, I booked my room at Bally's as well for Fri-Sun.  I've got an extra bed if anyone who is vetted wants to come but cost is an issue.  Although if Kara's coming I'm gonna hopefully? carpool with him so he gets first dibs on that.

Tasty

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #454 on: August 07, 2016, 06:45:27 PM »
Wait I didn't know a free bed with bebpo was in the mix... regretting booking my own room now :'(

Bebpo

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #455 on: August 07, 2016, 07:06:04 PM »
Don't you need one for your bf?

Tasty

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #456 on: August 07, 2016, 08:08:55 PM »
Don't you need one for your bf?

Couldn't we all share? :doge

nudemacusers

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #457 on: August 07, 2016, 08:39:54 PM »
wow bebpo, you're too homophobic to share a bed with 2 men? it's 2016. #problematic, #canteven, and #toxic doesn't even cover it.
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Bebpo

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #458 on: August 07, 2016, 10:39:28 PM »
 :'(

Van Cruncheon

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #459 on: August 07, 2016, 10:41:12 PM »
wow bebpo, you're too homophobic to share a bed with 2 men? it's 2016. #problematic, #canteven, and #toxic doesn't even cover it.

i can get down with this kinda intersectionality :cody
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Tasty

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #460 on: August 18, 2016, 04:40:43 PM »
My departure is a week from today :lawd :hyper

It's finally sinking in that this is happening haha. Feels like yesterday it was January 1 and I was putting money away.

Bebpo

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #461 on: August 18, 2016, 09:17:46 PM »
More people, PLZ COME AND IF YOU'RE IN SO CAL, PLZ CARPOOL WITH ME. 
Will give free booze and room  ;)

This 5 hour drive is gonna be the longest I've ever driven solo I think.  I love driving, but pretty much every time I've been to Vegas it's been with a group of people to keep the boredom of driving along an empty desert at stay.  I would fly, but it'd still be 3-4 hours and going through TSA and all that, so driving is still preferable.  Right now the road is shut down because of horrible fires, but hopefully it'll be cleared up next week.

Tasty

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #462 on: August 20, 2016, 06:10:41 AM »
I AM SO FUCKING PUMPED FOR THIS AAAAHHHHH



^ ME EVERY WAKING SECOND JUST JESUS CHRIST MY ADRENALINE HAS BEEN SPIKING SO HARD THE PAST FEW DAYS WHEN I THINK ABOUT THIS

I FINALLY GET TO MEET BEBS AND WALRUS MAYBE AAAHHHHHH

nudemacusers

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #463 on: August 20, 2016, 09:56:27 AM »
I wish I could ...ahem .... come.  😫
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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #464 on: August 20, 2016, 11:49:10 AM »
I'm jelly. I'd totally experiment with Andy or one of you if I went.

nudemacusers

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #465 on: August 20, 2016, 12:26:50 PM »
I'm jelly. I'd totally experiment with Andy or one of you if I went.
why was this not in the op  ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
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Tasty

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #466 on: August 20, 2016, 12:47:17 PM »
There's still time brehs.

Bebpo

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #467 on: August 24, 2016, 03:20:03 AM »
Kara is now going!
We're gonna carpool and be there probably around 8pm on Friday night so we can meet up with you Tasty and have a fun night out before a full day of Vegas bore times on Saturday.

Now we're up to 3 people attending.  If any other Borians are on the fence, book a flight, fill up the gas tank in your car/motorcycle and head on down to Balley's in Vegas and be there for the start of the annual Bore-con! 

Tasty

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #468 on: August 24, 2016, 11:29:50 AM »
This Friday is gonna be legendary. :lawd



BEST SQUAD

Tasty

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #469 on: August 24, 2016, 11:55:38 PM »
I am so fucking nervous about traveling. Especially flying. I'm a drunk wreck at the moment and I'm trying to get sober so I don't have a hangover and miss the flight. :brazilcry

I'm a Puppy!

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #470 on: August 25, 2016, 12:03:44 AM »
Tasty you're drunk. Better stop posting.
que

Tasty

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #471 on: August 25, 2016, 12:06:56 AM »
Tasty you're drunk. Better stop posting.

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO FUCKING DO YOU'RE A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT DOG WHO GIVES A SHIT WHAT YOUR DAMN OPINION IS

GO FUCK A ROCK BECAUSE THAT'S ALL YOU CAN GET YOU BITCH

AND I LITERALLY MEAN BITCH

FEMALE DOG

THAT'S YOU

I'M A FUCKING NERVOUS WRECK

AHHHHHHHH

CatsCatsCats

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #472 on: August 25, 2016, 12:20:09 AM »
Traveling is easy. There's always a million signs and you're a white male. Just be polite and anyone will help you. And there's bars in airports and cute little shot bottles on planes. Riding a plane is just an exercise in how patient you can be. Alcohol and electronics help with this kind of patience.

Tasty

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #473 on: August 25, 2016, 12:40:12 AM »
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Tasty

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #474 on: August 25, 2016, 12:48:36 AM »
ABSOLUTE TERROR FIELD INITIALIZED



SAVE ME KARA / KAWORU

Bebpo

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #475 on: August 25, 2016, 12:48:49 AM »
Traveling is fine. 

It's finer after a beer at the airport to relax (but then you gotta pee on the plane so be warned).

It's not fine at all if you get yourself drunk.  Don't get yourself drunk Tasty, bad ideaaaa

Tasty

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #476 on: August 25, 2016, 12:50:56 AM »
FUCK

TOO MANY RULES

DON'T DRINK

DON'T PEE

DON'T GRAB THE STEWARD'S HOT ASS

I CAN'T DO THIS GUYS

I'M CHICKENING OUT

HAVE FUN IN VEGAS GUYS

IT'S NOT FOR ME

thisismyusername

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #477 on: August 25, 2016, 01:13:42 AM »
Traveling is easy. There's always a million signs and you're a white male. Just be polite and anyone will help you. And there's bars in airports and cute little shot bottles on planes. Riding a plane is just an exercise in how patient you can be. Alcohol and electronics help with this kind of patience.

Unless you crash. :doge That's why I'd take a sleeping pill and a swig of alcohol before the flight depending on how long it takes. Better to die in my sleep from a sudden stop instead of lucid. :doge :doge

Tasty

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #478 on: August 25, 2016, 01:41:01 AM »
YOU ARE NOT FUCKING HELPING

FUCK

Kara

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Re: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016
« Reply #479 on: August 25, 2016, 01:43:34 AM »
ABSOLUTE TERROR FIELD INITIALIZED

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SAVE ME KARA / KAWORU

You Can (Not) Redo.