The haul:
Jar of 180 proof apple pie moonshine from my friend

Sonicare electric toothbrush set for my lady and I.
Sweet ass zombie chopping machete from my lady
Cash money
Bag o socks, which I NEEDED.
New shoes which I ALSO NEEDED BADLY.
New Skylanders
Bags o food from both families
New hooded sweatshirts
chocolate gaming dice lol
All I can think of off hand, but I think there was more.
Honestly, hands down the best Christmas I can remember in a long time.