Apparently girls dont like their own farts

[Cerveza mas fina]

What is this weaksauce? Has feminism not rooted this fear of your own fart out or is this a biological thing?

[Madrun Badrun]

After studying women extensively on the internet, I don't think they actually fart.   Except in those, obviously faked, fart pornos, which do not occupy 1.3TB on my harddrive. 

[Your Stalker]

women are some hatin ass bitches

[Eli Gulgin]

After studying women extensively on the internet, I don't think they actually fart.   Except in those, obviously faked, fart pornos, which do not occupy 1.3TB on my harddrive.

I saw a Swedish tv show once about the making of said fart pornos. Maybe we should ask Fistful to investigate this further.

[StealthFan]

Have you ever smelled a woman's wind? It feels wrong, like the natural order of things is in jeopardy.

My roomates...plus sized girlfriend pinched a loaf a couple days ago and it smelled so wrong. How can something so vile come out of a female? Bitches are supposed to smell like flowers, not poop. Disgusting.

[demi]

Step aside lads, more for me

[Steve Contra]

I thought this statement was going to be backed up by science. 

[Shadow Mod]

Or some people love their own farts far too much.

 

[Cerveza mas fina]

I thought this statement was going to be backed up by science.

I googled this shit but apparently no research has gone into it, baffling!

[Madrun Badrun]

After studying women extensively on the internet, I don't think they actually fart.   Except in those, obviously faked, fart pornos, which do not occupy 1.3TB on my harddrive.

I saw a Swedish tv show once about the making of said fart pornos. Maybe we should ask Fistful to investigate this further.

Fistful, P.U. P.I.

[nudemacusers]

BZZT WRONG OP

[Atramental]

Cake farts never ceases to crack me up. 

[nudemacusers]

Cake farts never ceases to crack me up. 

I judge the future of friendships based on reactions to cake/puddingfarts. no laughs, no friends

[G The Resurrected]

Cake farts never ceases to crack me up. 

I judge the future of friendships based on reactions to cake/puddingfarts. no laughs, no friends

I don't know what I was expecting out of that, but I feel kind of sick now.

[StealthFan]

The best (worst) farts are the ones where you really have to take a shit, but don't feel like it. The fart squeezes by the shit that is just inches away from your asshole and creates this powerful, lingering smell. If I don't have a window open I can smell the remnants for about a half hour. Pungent stuff.

[nudemacusers]

Cake farts never ceases to crack me up. 

I judge the future of friendships based on reactions to cake/puddingfarts. no laughs, no friends

I don't know what I was expecting out of that, but I feel kind of sick now.

it doesn't have the je ne sais quoi of cakefarts, but the surprise poop at the end more than makes up for it.

[Madrun Badrun]

No likes for P.U. P.I., really?  That's like the second cleverest thing I've done in 2014. 

[Phoenix Dark]

I remember some friends and I joking about how women never fart, one of my friends was like "I realized women fart once I started dating my girfriend." She laughed and playfully hit him, then another chick in the group asked me when I realized girls fart too. In my mind I realized that the first time I ever heard a chick fart was in those cake fart videos. I just smiled and said "I still don't believe they do."

[Mr. Gundam]

Yeah, it's a dating/marriage thing.

My daughter thought that pooping and farting were the same thing, so she'd always be like "I pooooped! I poooped!", but then my wife and I realized it was just gas. Now she knows she "tooted." Differentiating helps with potty training.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Tooted? Never heard of that.

Also I dont want to know what cakefarts are.

[nudemacusers]

Also I dont want to know what cakefarts are.

stop everything you are doing (even driving or having sex) and watch cakefarts. then watch pudding farts.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Is this youtube material?

[nudemacusers]

it's really not particularly gross (but not youtube material), just funny in a 'why?' kind of way. she seems really into it too.

Its just a chick farting on a cake breh. Its by no means a shock video classic

shock video? please don't talk about my waifu this way.

[Reb]

Dutch oven? Dutch oven.

[chronovore]

I thought this statement was going to be backed up by science.

[Phoenix Dark]

I thought this statement was going to be backed up by science.

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[recursivelyenumerable]

I finally took a deep breath and tried clicking on this thread today.