Few things on the internet actually make me laugh out loud and this AMA is one of them. What do you even say?
He's DP'd women by himself. He's gotten a double [anything], one for each dick. Men and women. Straight dudes seem to turn bi-sexual around him. Waht.
I mean, he could be lying, but the man has two penises. Why does that make me more inclined to believe him? Absolute insanity.
From reddit:
Just to summarize what we've learnt.
He's bisexual. He's attractive. He's lives in a threesome. He likes fisting others and being fisted. He likes putting things down his urethra. He casually mentions the time six people had sex with him simultaneously. He shoots 12 times when he cums. Straight men magically turn bicurious around him.
And on top of that, he has two penises.
Well played, God. Good to know you didn't waste that extra penis on a prude.
DoubleDick himself:
varies from girl to girl. Some have been like WOW. some have been like THATS FAKE! some have freaked out like, called me names. Most are pretty curious, but i dont have casual sex anymore, i stopped a few years back. Didnt like the empty feeling inside after a 1 night stand. did a lot of those in my late teens. A LOT of them. but for the most part, girls were nervous and some changed their mind at the last minute. dudes NEVER change their mind, they always want it even if they're freaked out a little. lol
Some other reddit person:
Dad: "Son, it's time we had a little talk about the birds and the bees. Come outside with me."
"Son, everything the light touches is your kingdom."
So apparently he's maxing out his, uh, bandwidth if he jerks both:
its congenital and its from some crazy shit going on during development in the womb. my mom had some difficulties leading up to me being born and they noticed somethign was up with the ultrasound but not clearly till i came out with two dicks.
stimulation of both at the same time feels good, but better when they are being sucked or are inside someone. jerking them at the same time just feels like jerking... too hard. i ususlly just jerk the right one.
Last one that really got me yesterday:
Since you favor the right one, have you noticed any difference in sensitivity (callousing) between the two? I've always wondered if jerking it too much really can do that.
Oh my god, he's got a control sample.
It would be really nice if nuclear fusion or a human on mars were to happen within my life-time. Just saying. Until then, this is pretty good.
