Author Topic: GABEN TIME! (Prediction: It's nothing.) (Read 1770 times)

Joe Molotov · « **on:** January 06, 2014, 08:01:11 PM »

http://live.polygon.com/valve-steam-machine-steamos-ces-2014/

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1 on:** January 06, 2014, 08:01:47 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2 on:** January 06, 2014, 08:02:54 PM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3 on:** January 06, 2014, 08:03:08 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4 on:** January 06, 2014, 08:03:19 PM »

brob · « **Reply #5 on:** January 06, 2014, 08:03:43 PM »

someone photoshop the op pic so the chandelier lines up with his head

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6 on:** January 06, 2014, 08:04:00 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7 on:** January 06, 2014, 08:04:56 PM »

The Sceneman · « **Reply #8 on:** January 06, 2014, 08:05:47 PM »

A+ thread will view again

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #9 on:** January 06, 2014, 08:05:54 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #10 on:** January 06, 2014, 08:06:58 PM »

The Sceneman · « **Reply #11 on:** January 06, 2014, 08:10:18 PM »

I think he's talking about Steam. After he's done, industry analysts predict he'll sip Red Alize under the purple light.

Raban · « **Reply #12 on:** January 06, 2014, 08:15:44 PM »

this thread is clearly bait for demi

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #13 on:** January 06, 2014, 08:15:46 PM »

It's over. To recap:

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Titles? "There are about 250 titles running." The issue is building developer tools, especially ones that will let them support Linux, Mac, and Windows simultaneously -- not to mention getting everything to work with the controllers.

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Valve's going to be selling its own Steam controllers, but manufacturers will be producing their own models too -- the whole idea behind Steam Machines is to diversify the platform. Once again, though, no details on release.

archie4208 · « **Reply #14 on:** January 06, 2014, 08:18:31 PM »

He's lost weight.

Good for him.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #15 on:** January 06, 2014, 08:24:13 PM »

Motherfucker shows up to a press conference in an old polo shirt with food stains on it

chronovore · « **Reply #16 on:** January 06, 2014, 09:04:10 PM »

Polari · « **Reply #17 on:** January 07, 2014, 08:17:55 AM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on January 06, 2014, 08:24:13 PM

Motherfucker shows up to a press conference in an old polo shirt with food stains on it

Gabe knows what it means to be a baller. He might be 400 pounds and wearing an old polo shirt with stains on it, but he still gets more puss than anyone here.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #18 on:** January 07, 2014, 09:59:38 AM »

His wide stance gives him a good base.

Diunx · « **Reply #19 on:** January 07, 2014, 01:50:09 PM »

He looks like an obese nerdy white jesus, I bet his talk was as boring as the new testament.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #20 on:** January 07, 2014, 02:36:53 PM »

Quote from: Polari on January 07, 2014, 08:17:55 AM

Quote from: Steve Contra on January 06, 2014, 08:24:13 PM
Motherfucker shows up to a press conference in an old polo shirt with food stains on it

Gabe knows what it means to be a baller. He might be 400 pounds and wearing an old polo shirt with stains on it, but he still gets more puss than anyone here.

source? (pun intended)

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #21 on:** January 07, 2014, 05:29:01 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on January 07, 2014, 01:50:09 PM

He looks like an obese nerdy jesus, I bet his talk was as boring as the new testament.

Fixed for redundancy.

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Author Topic: GABEN TIME! (Prediction: It's nothing.) (Read 1770 times)