Author Topic: Ask MrAngryFace! (Read 20689 times)

The Black Stallion · « **on:** August 11, 2006, 03:42:12 PM »

Very quickly, because I'm in a hurry...

Printer cartridges
Canned Air
Blank DVDs

Make it snappy.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1 on:** August 11, 2006, 03:43:41 PM »

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The Black Stallion · « **Reply #2 on:** August 11, 2006, 03:45:22 PM »

Quote from: malek4980 on August 11, 2006, 03:43:41 PM

Quote from: The Black Stallion on August 11, 2006, 03:42:12 PM
Very quickly, because I'm in a hurry...

Printer cartridges
Canned Air
Blank DVDs
teh funny

Make it snappy.

He really needs item number four on that list.

Yeah, I'm getting it as a gift for Dwinky Crow

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** August 11, 2006, 03:47:03 PM »

lol, funny topic

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #4 on:** August 11, 2006, 04:54:23 PM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #5 on:** August 11, 2006, 05:28:18 PM »

The original post doesn't even make sense. "Ask MAF" and then a list of nouns?

Diablos · « **Reply #6 on:** August 11, 2006, 05:30:02 PM »

waste of bandwidth

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #7 on:** August 11, 2006, 05:30:15 PM »

I expect nothing more from a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.Â $:-\$

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #8 on:** August 11, 2006, 05:31:14 PM »

Coot says he doesn't even work at Staples anymore. Why the fuck is he now the "Staples Guy"?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #9 on:** August 11, 2006, 05:32:43 PM »

Because TBS has no idea what hes talking about, but sadly has also realized he has nothing ELSE to talk about.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #10 on:** August 11, 2006, 05:33:52 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 11, 2006, 05:32:43 PM

Because TBS has no idea what hes talking about, but sadly has also realized he has nothing ELSE to talk about.

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #11 on:** August 11, 2006, 05:36:15 PM »

Quote from: White Man on August 11, 2006, 05:28:18 PM

The original post doesn't even make sense. "Ask MAF" and then a list of nouns?

It's a shoping list. I'd ask him "do you know where I can find" but he knows what you mean when you just list various office supplies. I don't need to waste his time.

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 11, 2006, 05:30:15 PM

I expect nothing more from a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.Â $:-\$

Hey do you guys still carry those Easy Buttons? I saw them on TV and was cracking up.

I don't have all day. Hop to it. Chop-chop.

Christopher · « **Reply #12 on:** August 11, 2006, 05:36:29 PM »

maf what is your personal preference in color?

maf what color is your hair?

maf what are you doing tomorow?

maf if I said you have a hot body would you hold it against me?

maf what time is it?

cloudwalking · « **Reply #13 on:** August 11, 2006, 05:38:06 PM »

Thread is going places.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** August 11, 2006, 05:42:20 PM »

Can we PLEASE ban this flunkie?

Diablos · « **Reply #15 on:** August 11, 2006, 05:42:59 PM »

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #16 on:** August 11, 2006, 05:44:02 PM »

I say a ban is too harsh, but a stern slap on the wrist should do

cloudwalking · « **Reply #17 on:** August 11, 2006, 05:44:24 PM »

I think MAF's been more than patient with him, more than half the guy's posts have just been trying to bait MAF, if he got banned now, I could understand. I'm not gonna ban him though. I'll let MAF do it.

Christopher · « **Reply #18 on:** August 11, 2006, 05:46:30 PM »

I say don't ban him...he's only nudging MAF and I'm sure MAF doesn't take him seriously at all.

Plus the fourm would be a WHOLE LOT LESS FUNNY without the comedy of TBS. $:-\$

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #19 on:** August 11, 2006, 05:49:33 PM »

Quote from: Christopher on August 11, 2006, 05:46:30 PM

I say don't ban him...he's only nudging MAF and I'm sure MAF doesn't take him seriously at all.

Plus the fourm would be a WHOLE LOT LESS FUNNY without the comedy of TBS. $:-\$

TBS can be funny (I still stand by some of his articles illicit chuckles) but on this forum he seems too concerned with ragging on MAF and anyone else who stares at him funny to be humorous. Seriously, this shit is beyond bothersome now.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** August 11, 2006, 05:50:02 PM »

Christopher · « **Reply #21 on:** August 11, 2006, 05:51:19 PM »

Quote from: Passion of the Shake on August 11, 2006, 05:49:33 PM

Quote from: Christopher on August 11, 2006, 05:46:30 PM
I say don't ban him...he's only nudging MAF and I'm sure MAF doesn't take him seriously at all.

Plus the fourm would be a WHOLE LOT LESS FUNNY without the comedy of TBS.Â $:-\$
TBS can be funny (I still stand by some of his articles illicit chuckles) but on this forum he seems too concerned with ragging on MAF and anyone else who stares at him funny to be humorous. Seriously, this shit is beyond bothersome now.Â

remember that dude who was attacking the shake last night on the chat...jesus chris he didn't like you.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #22 on:** August 11, 2006, 05:52:55 PM »

Name one funny thing TBS has written -- go on, I dare ya!

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #23 on:** August 11, 2006, 05:53:37 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on August 11, 2006, 05:52:55 PM

Name one funny thing TBS has written -- go on, I dare ya!Â

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=414.0

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #24 on:** August 11, 2006, 05:54:39 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on August 11, 2006, 05:52:55 PM

Name one funny thing TBS has written -- go on, I dare ya!

His articles about movies to show your kids, "Your Daughters Will Be Whores", and the rest of his articles usually have at least one or two paragraphs which can be quite humorous...

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #25 on:** August 11, 2006, 05:56:52 PM »

If your standards for comedy are set somewhere around "a middle-school production of Mind of Mencia," sure, that's just hi-fuckin'-larious.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26 on:** August 11, 2006, 05:57:09 PM »

Quote from: Passion of the Shake on August 11, 2006, 05:54:39 PM

Quote from: Drinky Crow on August 11, 2006, 05:52:55 PM
Name one funny thing TBS has written -- go on, I dare ya!
His articles about movies to show your kids, "Your Daughters Will Be Whores", and the rest of his articles usually have at least one or two paragraphs which can be quite humorous...

QFT

Especially his adventures in Wal Mart

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #27 on:** August 11, 2006, 05:58:55 PM »

Still not funny. Next -- and I want to hear from folks older than 16!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #28 on:** August 11, 2006, 05:59:06 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on August 11, 2006, 05:56:52 PM

If your standards for comedy are set somewhere around "a middle-school production of Mind of Mencia," sure, that's just hi-fuckin'-larious.

Aw c'mon, I'm not allowed to laugh at funny captions and paragraphs that read like racial jokes? So sue me

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29 on:** August 11, 2006, 05:59:40 PM »

So you haven't laughed at least ONCE at any of his articles?

demi · « **Reply #30 on:** August 11, 2006, 06:44:10 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on August 11, 2006, 05:58:55 PM

Still not funny. Next -- and I want to hear from folks older than 16!

The post where he said he prefers fat chicks.

And his whole religion on hair weaves -- it's just a comb, but still, it's funny.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #31 on:** August 11, 2006, 07:45:11 PM »

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The Black Stallion · « **Reply #32 on:** August 11, 2006, 08:21:33 PM »

Quote from: demi on August 11, 2006, 06:44:10 PM

Quote from: Drinky Crow on August 11, 2006, 05:58:55 PM
Still not funny. Next -- and I want to hear from folks older than 16!

The post where he said he prefers fat chicks.

And his whole religion on hair weaves -- it's just a comb, but still, it's funny.

WAVES, dude. Not WEAVES.

Quote from: malek4980 on August 11, 2006, 07:45:11 PM

I'm eagerly awaiting his article on the Hutterites.

Yo, check this out: Amish guys drive a buggy like this, "Do, do, ch. Do-be-do, do-be-do-be-do". Yeah, but Hutterite guys, see, they drive a buggy like this, "Dee-da-dee, a-dee-da-dee-da-dee-da-dee".

I'll get right on it! I'll write it in all caps paying special attention to misspell a few words for that high-brow mature comedic effect that MAF and Dwinky like so much.

morphix · « **Reply #33 on:** August 11, 2006, 08:23:40 PM »

MAF why the red sad face?

Why not blue, or green?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #34 on:** August 11, 2006, 08:24:31 PM »

Quote from: morphix on August 11, 2006, 08:23:40 PM

MAF why the red sad face?

Why not blue, or green?

It's an "angry" face, and red is a bold, "angry" color...

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #35 on:** August 11, 2006, 08:24:40 PM »

Quote from: morphix on August 11, 2006, 08:23:40 PM

MAF why the red sad face?

Why not blue, or green?

That's easy. It matches his uniform.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #36 on:** August 11, 2006, 08:25:04 PM »

Black face can be pretty angry too.

morphix · « **Reply #37 on:** August 11, 2006, 08:27:34 PM »

What is the big deal with working at Staples? It is a job and you don't have to deal with the sick and homeless, just assholes.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38 on:** August 11, 2006, 08:33:48 PM »

TBS do you have a job?

TVC15 · « **Reply #39 on:** August 11, 2006, 08:37:54 PM »

Quote from: morphix on August 11, 2006, 08:27:34 PM

What is the big deal with working at Staples? It is a job and you don't have to deal with the sick and homeless, just assholes.

Plus he doesn't even work at Staples anymore.

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #40 on:** August 11, 2006, 08:38:12 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 11, 2006, 08:33:48 PM

TBS do you have a job?

I'm at work right now.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #41 on:** August 11, 2006, 08:38:36 PM »

Quote from: The Black Stallion on August 11, 2006, 08:38:12 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 11, 2006, 08:33:48 PM
TBS do you have a job?

I'm at work right now.

Where?

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #42 on:** August 11, 2006, 08:40:59 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 11, 2006, 08:38:36 PM

Quote from: The Black Stallion on August 11, 2006, 08:38:12 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 11, 2006, 08:33:48 PM
TBS do you have a job?

I'm at work right now.

Where?

Racquet and Fitness center. I help hot college chicks to get on some Kanye's Workout Plan type shit.

Isn't this the Ask MAF thread though?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #43 on:** August 11, 2006, 08:47:32 PM »

I enjoyed my time at staples, I was paid quite well for retail in lead position and was almost at management but when they offered I ended up turning it down because recent events had pissed me off. I could have made quite a bit as a manager but if youve worked retail you would understand how insane it is to try and run a store with employees who dont care cause they're AWESOME.

Plus I got a new job offer around then to make quite a bit of money in an area I specialize in. The rest is history.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #44 on:** August 11, 2006, 08:49:17 PM »

I'd rather work at Staples than at a shithole like EB/Gamestop anyway

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #45 on:** August 11, 2006, 08:49:59 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 11, 2006, 08:47:32 PM

I enjoyed my time at staples, I was paid quite well for retail in lead position and was almost at management but when they offered I ended up turning it down because recent events had pissed me off. I could have made quite a bit as a manager but if youve worked retaill you would understand how insane it is to try and run a store with employees who dont care cause they're AWESOME.

Plus I got a new job offer around then to make quite a bit of money in an area I specialize in. The rest is history.

Blank DVDs
Cat5 cables
Printing paper
Thumb tacks

Get to it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #46 on:** August 11, 2006, 08:50:46 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 11, 2006, 08:47:32 PM

I enjoyed my time at staples, I was paid quite well for retail in lead position and was almost at management but when they offered I ended up turning it down because recent events had pissed me off. I could have made quite a bit as a manager but if youve worked retail you would understand how insane it is to try and run a store with employees who dont care cause they're AWESOME.

Plus I got a new job offer around then to make quite a bit of money in an area I specialize in. The rest is history.

What do you specialize in?

morphix · « **Reply #47 on:** August 11, 2006, 09:00:22 PM »

Quote from: Passion of the Shake on August 11, 2006, 08:49:17 PM

I'd rather work at Staples than at a shithole like EB/Gamestop anywayÂ

yeah at least you can make a living at Staples. EB/Gamestop is only a good job if you don't need money.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #48 on:** August 11, 2006, 09:21:08 PM »

PhoenixDark: Technical Position for a company.

Morphix: its actually one of the more respectable Retail Jobs because you learn A LOT, just copy center alone could be a taught class.

Diablos · « **Reply #49 on:** August 11, 2006, 09:29:16 PM »

Quote from: The Black Stallion on August 11, 2006, 08:49:59 PM

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 11, 2006, 08:47:32 PM
I enjoyed my time at staples, I was paid quite well for retail in lead position and was almost at management but when they offered I ended up turning it down because recent events had pissed me off. I could have made quite a bit as a manager but if youve worked retaill you would understand how insane it is to try and run a store with employees who dont care cause they're AWESOME.

Plus I got a new job offer around then to make quite a bit of money in an area I specialize in. The rest is history.

Blank DVDs
Cat5 cables
Printing paper
Thumb tacks

Get to it.

MAF, just ban him. Seriously.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #50 on:** August 11, 2006, 09:30:59 PM »

Quote from: Diablos on August 11, 2006, 09:29:16 PM

Quote from: The Black Stallion on August 11, 2006, 08:49:59 PM

Blank DVDs
Cat5 cables
Printing paper
Thumb tacks

Get to it.
MAF, just ban him. Seriously.

Yeah, this shit is getting annoying. MAF DOESN'T WORK AT STAPLES ANYMORE QUIT FUCKING AROUND WITH THESE LISTS

Diablos · « **Reply #51 on:** August 11, 2006, 09:36:30 PM »

Mod me for 5 minutes, I'll do it.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #52 on:** August 11, 2006, 10:38:48 PM »

Id ban him but I dont want people thinking MAF has personal agendas, cause he doesnt. Ask OMan or Willco. Cloud reserved the right for me but I bet she would too lolz.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #53 on:** August 11, 2006, 10:40:34 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 11, 2006, 10:38:48 PM

Id ban him but I dont want people thinking MAF has personal agendas, cause he doesnt. Ask OMan or Willco. Cloud reserved the right for me but I bet she would too lolz.

Oh, suuuuuuuuuuuuuure

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #54 on:** August 11, 2006, 10:57:15 PM »

Someone, for the love of all that's entertaining, PLEASE put TBS out of his humorless misery. :'(

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #55 on:** August 11, 2006, 11:04:58 PM »

When it comes to things like these, I let the moderators do the enforcing, so if someone is looking for a gunman -- it'll have to be cloud, MAF, TheOMan or even MiG.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #56 on:** August 11, 2006, 11:13:51 PM »

MAF won't do it. I will mail a free NEW wireless Xbox 360 controller to any mod who sends TBS packing.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #57 on:** August 11, 2006, 11:14:41 PM »

Bah, I don't have a Xbox 360!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #58 on:** August 11, 2006, 11:16:39 PM »

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Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #59 on:** August 11, 2006, 11:17:05 PM »

I believe in the power of corruption.

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