I kinda feel bad for demi.

[archie4208]

Is Gaben too small for you now?  :'(

[demi]

No, I'd still tug it to Gaben.

Old age is setting in with the quickness, though. Look at those hands.

Make your time, Archie, expect some sudden health issue to arise with your friend.

[archie4208]

I'll be sure to spend more on Steam sales to help cover his hospital bills. 

[benjipwns]

I think Gabe wears the shirts he does the way he does on purpose. Stains? Ill-fitting? Open with no undershirt? Seemingly the same Polos from a pack at Wal-Mart 80% of the time? Fuck you, that's why. 

[Rufus]

Actually...

[demi]

I'm not sure why you feel bad for me - it's not like theres a dearth of fat dudes for me to ogle...

[Shaka Khan]

Even when they become millionaires, neckbeard nerds can't be arsed to invest time and money into hygiene, grooming, and style.

[Shaka Khan]

(Or a gastric bypass )

[thisismyusername]

Even when they become millionaires, neckbeard nerds can't be arsed to invest time and money into hygiene, grooming, and style.

Naked Gabe in money.gif

What's that Shaka? I can't hear you over the sound of my KAH-CHING.

[HyperZoneWasAwesome]

almost skinny enough to look like Jesus with glasses

keep going

[pickle]

Actually...

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I didn't know Ralph Lauren made car covers (). To be fair he's more presentable than he used to be. The beard helps a lot in obscuring his chins.

[Rufus]

Yeah, the longer hair helps as well. Less chunky Gaben from the OP looked a lot better (and healthier) though.