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Raban

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #60 on: January 12, 2014, 08:07:25 PM »
It's lesbian mom, yes. She lives with her partner and her 16 year old daughter and I get along very well with all of them. It'll be a welcome change, being surrounded by women :)

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #61 on: January 12, 2014, 08:25:33 PM »
It's lesbian mom, yes. She lives with her partner and her 16 year old daughter and I get along very well with all of them. It'll be a welcome change, being surrounded by women :)
:( you dont wanna be around me?

Himu

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #62 on: January 12, 2014, 08:33:57 PM »
Lesbian mom kicks ass. Hug her for me.
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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #63 on: January 12, 2014, 08:48:58 PM »
How do you put up with a father like that :( I hope things are looking up now that you have somewhere to stay.

Himu

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #64 on: January 12, 2014, 09:07:07 PM »
How do you put up with a father like that :(

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Raban

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #65 on: January 12, 2014, 09:08:43 PM »
It's lesbian mom, yes. She lives with her partner and her 16 year old daughter and I get along very well with all of them. It'll be a welcome change, being surrounded by women :)
:( you dont wanna be around me?
Hey bb, you know I'm only talking about my shitty family. I know not all men are poison :-*

How do you put up with a father like that :(
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:rofl too fucking true. Can't wait to burn it when I get home :pimp
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Himu

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #66 on: January 12, 2014, 09:12:18 PM »
I want weed now but it is illegal in my state I don't want to be fired. Fuck life.
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Atramental

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #67 on: January 12, 2014, 09:28:04 PM »
I wish I was a lesbian mom.  :noah

I also wish to smoke fat blunts with some borians. Someday, I tell myself. Someday. :noah

Phoenix Dark

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #68 on: January 12, 2014, 09:30:08 PM »
Lesbian Mom :rock
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Akala

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #69 on: January 12, 2014, 10:11:08 PM »
Fast recovery rabs :)


Barry Egan

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #70 on: January 12, 2014, 10:31:25 PM »
I am really glad everything is ok Raban.  Sounds like you're in a much better environment than what you've been living with.  Any chance you'd be able to stay there long term ?

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #71 on: January 12, 2014, 10:40:56 PM »
I've had a long standing "will smoke you out if you're in town" policy for Borians.

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #72 on: January 12, 2014, 10:47:36 PM »
You can be from a latin american country and be white. Nudecacuser is white.

Way to ruin my retort of "He's Mexican, not white. :("

chronovore

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #73 on: January 12, 2014, 11:02:29 PM »
Good god, I am pissed off all over the place for you. FUCK THAT GUY.

As others have mentioned, get a lawyer immediately. They will work for their share of the awards, and don't require any money up front. Get advice from them on what to do about the hospital bill, as the award is usually a linear function of how much the hospital charges. When I was in a car accident ages ago, it was triple the doctor bills, so 1/3 to the hospital, 1/3 to the lawyer, and 1/3 to me. That's just for reference. So it's possible that the more you rack up in bills, the more the asshole's insurance company will have to pay. Note: IANAL, so this may be different now.

Anyway, I'm glad you're not dead, and likely to make a full recovery.

PS: Your dad's an asshole, too.

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #74 on: January 12, 2014, 11:24:06 PM »
Keep us updated Raban. And definitely get a lawyer to sue the everliving fuck out of that dude and his insurance company.
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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #75 on: January 12, 2014, 11:28:53 PM »
Quick query, since they caught the guy I thought you might know.  Did he flee the scene for any particular reason other than "Oh shit I just hit someone lets get the FUCK outta here"?  Like, priors, no insurance, etc?  Was he under the influence?
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Raban

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #76 on: January 13, 2014, 12:22:17 AM »
Haven't seen the police report yet but I will post details as soon as I know

EDIT:
I am really glad everything is ok Raban.  Sounds like you're in a much better environment than what you've been living with.  Any chance you'd be able to stay there long term ?
Before any of this happened, I was already planning to move in with them. I can't stay there rent-free forever so hopefully I can sort out an income once I've recovered. One step at a time ;)

I'm seriously so thankful for all your guys' support. Y'all have boosted my confidence like a hundred times over, and the way today went I really needed it. Can't say thanks enough :heart :heart :heart
« Last Edit: January 13, 2014, 01:59:22 AM by Raban »

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #77 on: January 13, 2014, 04:21:26 AM »
Get better buddy!

Raban

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #78 on: January 13, 2014, 05:08:10 AM »
I was on the local news :lol http://www.ksby.com/news/chp-arrests-man-for-alleged-hit-and-run/

Unbelievable.

EDIT: I think I found the dude's Facebook, lol.
« Last Edit: January 13, 2014, 05:22:59 AM by Raban »

G The Resurrected

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #79 on: January 13, 2014, 05:52:10 AM »
Burn white boy burn!  :maf

Looks like your typical looser bakerhead. Lets hope his dumb ass parents payed his insurance, cause we all know he doesn't pay it.

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #80 on: January 13, 2014, 06:16:02 AM »
:bow You are famous :bow2

Now work the public pathos with a sorry story and get some swag. Ring the paper for an interview and tell them how you were saving up for something but now have bills to pays etc.

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #81 on: January 13, 2014, 09:19:55 AM »
Damn.... glad you are ok.  :(
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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #82 on: January 13, 2014, 10:38:19 AM »
It's lesbian mom, yes. She lives with her partner and her 16 year old daughter and I get along very well with all of them. It'll be a welcome change, being surrounded by women :)

This post makes me wish I was the one who got hit by that fucking car. :fbm
Quoting for posterity.

fistfulofmetal

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #83 on: January 13, 2014, 10:49:54 AM »
Raban, dude, you're gonna get PAID for this. This is probably the best thing to happen to you.
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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #84 on: January 13, 2014, 11:00:10 AM »
Raban, dude, you're gonna get PAID for this. This is probably the best thing to happen to you.

:gurl
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fistfulofmetal

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #85 on: January 13, 2014, 11:38:24 AM »
Ż\_(ツ)_/Ż

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Raban

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #86 on: January 13, 2014, 11:41:12 AM »
Fucking Fistful :neogaf at least you made me laugh :lol

fistfulofmetal

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #87 on: January 13, 2014, 11:43:39 AM »
I mean maybe I missed the part where it says how hurt you are, but it sounds like you'll be back on your feet relatively soon enough. so like, you're gonna be able to get tons of pity from the public. maybe get a donation thing going to pay for your medical bills. sue the shit out of the driver in civil court, get a settlement. get paid.

you're set dawg. relish in dis.
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fistfulofmetal

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #88 on: January 13, 2014, 11:50:05 AM »
obviously if the driver is broke af then i guess that sucks.

i didn't think this all through.

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Raban

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #89 on: January 13, 2014, 11:51:35 AM »
:snoop

demi

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #90 on: January 13, 2014, 12:04:23 PM »
Someone run me over, then I'll sue you, then give you some and we straight. Aight?
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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #91 on: January 13, 2014, 12:52:46 PM »
Oh fistful. He means well, just not really thinking too hard on this one.

Raban

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #92 on: January 13, 2014, 12:56:21 PM »
It's okay, it just made me laugh and smh. I still love you fistful :heart

El Babua

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #93 on: January 13, 2014, 01:15:01 PM »
Fucking hell, that's horrible. All I can say is hope you make a full recovery...and get as much money as possible out of this.

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #94 on: January 13, 2014, 01:25:41 PM »
Someone run me over, then I'll sue you, then give you some and we straight. Aight?

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Raban

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #96 on: January 13, 2014, 02:02:55 PM »
Holy shit you guys are killing me :rofl

Raban

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #97 on: January 13, 2014, 02:38:39 PM »
I linked his Facebook on the last page, dunno for sure tho but the location and name both fit https://www.facebook.com/james.e.thomas.16

Raban

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #98 on: January 13, 2014, 02:59:24 PM »
I had the wrong guy, the county newspaper put up a pic http://www.sanluisobispo.com/2014/01/10/2870757/bicyclist-hit-and-run-nipomo.html
Check this morose motherfucker. Looks like somebody shit in your cereal, buddy

Barry Egan

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #99 on: January 13, 2014, 02:59:50 PM »
I linked his Facebook on the last page, dunno for sure tho but the location and name both fit https://www.facebook.com/james.e.thomas.16

...yea I wouldn't expect to get too much settlement money from this guy.

edit: well then!

Barry Egan

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #100 on: January 13, 2014, 03:00:53 PM »
somebody needs to make a smiley of that dudes face ASAP

Raban

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #101 on: January 13, 2014, 03:01:46 PM »
Dude was driving a pick-up. How the fuck am I alive.

demi

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #102 on: January 13, 2014, 03:09:08 PM »
Those are some DSLs tho, I would
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Raban

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #103 on: January 13, 2014, 03:11:51 PM »
The first thing I thought when I saw that pic was that you'd probably wanna fuck him, demi :lol

Phoenix Dark

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #104 on: January 13, 2014, 03:12:02 PM »
:bow You are famous :bow2

Now work the public pathos with a sorry story and get some swag. Ring the paper for an interview and tell them how you were saving up for something but now have bills to pays etc.

Honestly this is not a bad idea :lol . You should approach a really liberal newspaper with your story, maybe they'll bite lol.
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Raban

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #105 on: January 13, 2014, 03:20:52 PM »
Jesus it's Diunx :snoop
I thought we were amigos you pendejo :'( how could you do this to a fellow MGS loyalist?

Raban

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #106 on: January 13, 2014, 03:34:43 PM »

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #107 on: January 13, 2014, 04:08:50 PM »
"I've only had a few beers, what's the worst that could happen?"
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Himu

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #108 on: January 13, 2014, 04:12:07 PM »
Um. If you're going to press charges you prolly shouldn't be broadcasting stuff in this thread like the guys mug/name.
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Raban

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #109 on: January 13, 2014, 04:20:09 PM »
Wait, really? It's a public news article though. I'll just have demi delete this thread once I start speaking to a lawyer.

Himu

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #110 on: January 13, 2014, 04:22:38 PM »
I'm mostly talking about every one else's posts like "do this and then fuck him up" could be misconstrued.
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Raban

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #111 on: January 13, 2014, 04:25:43 PM »
But that's not me. Why would that matter? This is just a normal guy with a family who made a very serious mistake. You can even see the two tons of regret in his face.

Himu

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #112 on: January 13, 2014, 04:32:28 PM »
Never underestimate a defense attorney who will turn your words against you. Just be wise towards what you say from now on if you are going to press charges at all. Doesn't matter if dude is from a normal family.
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Raban

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #113 on: January 13, 2014, 04:50:08 PM »
No doubt. I'll just play it safe and once I've gotten an attorney I'm sure demi is okay with removing this thread. I will never forget this thread and how amazing it's made me feel, so I don't mind not having an archive.

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #114 on: January 13, 2014, 04:56:10 PM »
Looks more like reirom to me than diunx

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #115 on: January 13, 2014, 05:03:18 PM »
Get better, friend.

Raban

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #116 on: January 13, 2014, 05:23:40 PM »
Okay then. I guess I give up and won't get any money now because I made jokes on a message board that barely anyone even knows about. My bad :comeon
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tehjaybo

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #117 on: January 13, 2014, 05:29:24 PM »
I'm sure that if need be, at the very least, all of the posts can be edited or deleted, and it'll be clear enough to not worry about.  Don't worry about it.

And then after the lawsuit, we have a new emoticon, :HNR
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #118 on: January 13, 2014, 05:44:05 PM »
Um. If you're going to press charges you prolly shouldn't be broadcasting stuff in this thread like the guys mug/name.

Bepbo told me it's perfectly legal.
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Raban

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Re: I got hit by a car, dodes
« Reply #119 on: January 13, 2014, 07:07:03 PM »
Jesus christ my head is a fucking disaster. My beautiful hair is ruined and I can't stop crying... I don't know if it'll ever grow back right again :fbm I want to fucking die
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