Author Topic: Everything is shocking me (Read 1836 times)

Joe Molotov · « **on:** January 27, 2014, 09:26:19 AM »

Fuck this negative earth

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1 on:** January 27, 2014, 09:28:03 AM »

Wrap yourself in bubble wrap.

Skidmark · « **Reply #2 on:** January 27, 2014, 09:41:31 AM »

Rest it out, 30 minute naps help me when i get overwhelmed. Won't change a thing about the situation but you well feel more relaxed and less stressed.

Rufus · « **Reply #3 on:** January 27, 2014, 10:04:17 AM »

I want to try going back to a time when I didn't care about the news. Read less bad news, i.e. news, play more vidya.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4 on:** January 27, 2014, 10:07:50 AM »

I think people are fundamentally misreading what this thread is actually about.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #5 on:** January 27, 2014, 10:09:01 AM »

I'm pretty positive you can't shock me, Joe.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #6 on:** January 27, 2014, 10:10:33 AM »

As long as you're positive as well.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #7 on:** January 27, 2014, 10:11:51 AM »

Just don't remain static joe. try to do something to change your situation.

Skidmark · « **Reply #8 on:** January 27, 2014, 10:12:43 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on January 27, 2014, 10:07:50 AM

I think people are fundamentally misreading what this thread is actually about.

Went over my head but it got me to read some more about electric shocks.

Rufus · « **Reply #9 on:** January 27, 2014, 10:19:32 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on January 27, 2014, 10:07:50 AM

I think people are fundamentally misreading what this thread is actually about.

Right.

I've never built up enough static electricity for that. Yay me.

magus · « **Reply #10 on:** January 27, 2014, 10:32:08 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on January 27, 2014, 10:07:50 AM

I think people are fundamentally misreading what this thread is actually about.

what a shocking mistake!

demi · « **Reply #11 on:** January 27, 2014, 11:10:31 AM »

That's the idea, darling

Diunx · « **Reply #12 on:** January 27, 2014, 11:46:04 AM »

Shit happens all the time in the office, people are afraid of touching me!

Mupepe · « **Reply #13 on:** January 27, 2014, 11:58:31 AM »

I have a purple penis. Shocked?

Himu · « **Reply #14 on:** January 27, 2014, 11:59:40 AM »

purple is my favorite color

demi · « **Reply #15 on:** January 27, 2014, 12:05:18 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 27, 2014, 11:58:31 AM

I have a purple penis. Shocked?

So do mexican girls.

Mupepe · « **Reply #16 on:** January 27, 2014, 12:14:33 PM »

Quote from: demi on January 27, 2014, 12:05:18 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on January 27, 2014, 11:58:31 AM
I have a purple penis. Shocked?

So do mexican girls.

So now you understand my obsession

demi · « **Reply #17 on:** January 27, 2014, 12:15:27 PM »

Do you tuck it in and scream at yourself in the mirror like a chola?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #18 on:** January 27, 2014, 12:23:30 PM »

Sometimes a humidifier works.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #19 on:** January 27, 2014, 12:23:47 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on January 27, 2014, 10:07:50 AM

I think people are fundamentally misreading what this thread is actually about.

.

Mupepe · « **Reply #20 on:** January 27, 2014, 12:44:23 PM »

Quote from: demi on January 27, 2014, 12:15:27 PM

Do you tuck it in and scream at yourself in the mirror like a chola?

Nah. I tape it up and scissor with my esposa like we're in prison

Brehvolution · « **Reply #21 on:** January 27, 2014, 01:38:41 PM »

I always thought your persona was electric, Joe.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #22 on:** January 27, 2014, 08:03:04 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on January 27, 2014, 12:52:27 PM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on January 27, 2014, 10:07:50 AM
I think people are fundamentally misreading what this thread is actually about.

It seems pretty clear: Joe is finally coming to the realization that the world is actually a pretty harsh, negative place, and he's noticing all the myriad injustices and indignities that people have to go through every day. This new understanding of the world is shocking to him.

hampster · « **Reply #23 on:** January 27, 2014, 09:01:23 PM »

I once went a week without dryer sheets :'(

StealthFan · « **Reply #24 on:** January 27, 2014, 09:13:24 PM »

I got some things that can shock you, lil nicca

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #25 on:** January 27, 2014, 09:33:29 PM »

If you put peanut butter between your toes then put on some runners, this will stop.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #26 on:** January 28, 2014, 12:04:15 AM »

That's what you get for being active.

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Author Topic: Everything is shocking me (Read 1836 times)