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Re: Shaka has not seen a Star Wars movie
« Reply #60 on: January 31, 2014, 01:33:33 AM »
I hate to categorize nerd shit on this scale...but Star Wars will always be cooler than Star Trek. There's just no comparison. Looks better, cooler weapons, more interesting aliens, more badass villain, etc.

By "cooler" I'm assuming you mean more popular. And yes I would agree that Star Wars will always be more popular than Star Trek. Not not that I necessarily care about that though.

Honestly all I really want is for Trek to eventually come back to TV as I think its more suited for that medium than motion films.
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« Reply #61 on: January 31, 2014, 01:36:03 AM »
I hate to categorize nerd shit on this scale...but Star Wars will always be cooler than Star Trek. There's just no comparison. Looks better, cooler weapons, more interesting aliens, more badass villain, etc.

By "cooler" I'm assuming you mean more popular. And yes I would agree that Star Wars will always be more popular than Star Trek. Not not that I necessarily care about that though.

I don't think he means by popularity. I think he means aesthetically, and I would agree. Even with TNG, it often still feels like the same 60's show but with better camerss. Sometimes it could still feel like the original Star Trek due to effects, makeup, costumes, sets. It looked so cheap and gaudy. But Star Wars has a sense of cool where Trek is lacking: lightsabers, blasters shooting like pistols, Han Solo, Jedi, it's just all so interesting. More often than not, more interesting than Star Trek's idyllic human exceptionalism. One thing I love about Star Wars: unlike many other space franchises, humans are NOT exceptional.
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« Reply #62 on: January 31, 2014, 01:37:39 AM »
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« Reply #63 on: January 31, 2014, 01:38:49 AM »
I hate to categorize nerd shit on this scale...but Star Wars will always be cooler than Star Trek. There's just no comparison. Looks better, cooler weapons, more interesting aliens, more badass villain, etc.

By "cooler" I'm assuming you mean more popular. And yes I would agree that Star Wars will always be more popular than Star Trek. Not not that I necessarily care about that though.

I don't think he means by popularity. I think he means aesthetically, and I would agree. Even with TNG, it often still feels like the same 60's show but with better camerss. Sometimes it could still feel like the original Star Trek due to effects, makeup, costumes, sets. It looked so cheap and gaudy. But Star Wars has a sense of cool where Trek is lacking: lightsabers, blasters shooting like pistols, Han Solo, Jedi, it's just all so interesting.

Well yes. One has the budget for big movies and the other other has the budget for a TV show that must be stretched across 22 episodes. The production values for Star Wars will always dwarf those for Trek.

But I didn't see anything "cool" about those last three star wars movies. I would argue the last two star trek films were more aesthetically pleasing than  the recent Star wars films. (And I have pretty big issues with those trek movies)
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« Reply #64 on: January 31, 2014, 01:40:28 AM »
Welllll, I don't even count the new trilogy. :lol But even when we compare the new Trek movies to original Star Wars trilogy, I still think Star Wars is way cooler. :yeshrug But now we're arguing something silly lol.
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« Reply #65 on: January 31, 2014, 01:43:21 AM »
There's a 'monster/planet of the week' feel i've never been able to shake from Trek, that leaves me thinking SW is just more epic and wide reaching in scope.
That's actually what I liked about it so much. That and alien ecology. I still remember a lot of the episode fondly, like the one where they all go backwards through evolutionary history. Whorf turns into some monster, Riker into a cave man and Berkley into a spider. Bizarre stuff. The one where Picard lives an entire life-time in some simulation is great, too.
I gotta disagree on the smart bit though. It's more adult and properly sci-fi for sure, but it's filled to the brim with its own brand of nonsense. Quality varies a LOT.

Speaking of evolution, Voyager tops the evolution nonsense above in that Warp 10 episode, where Paris and Janeway end up traveling forward through time and ultimately evolve (as if our DNA were pre-programmed that way) into salamander-like creatures and mate. :heh

Ah man... I need to watch TNG again.

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« Reply #66 on: January 31, 2014, 01:44:21 AM »
Well let's be honest. Good Trek is often the things that aren't cool. It's social satire and examination of moral and social issues with a lot of talking. And not a lot of fast paced action. (At least the TV shows are this way which is also why they are the best Trek) That alone distinguishes it from what most modern entertainment is about. That's not "cool". But it can be quality entertainment on a level that Star Wars doesn't really approach. Which is not to crap on Star Wars. It's not trying to do what Trek is doing obviously.
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« Reply #67 on: January 31, 2014, 01:45:58 AM »
Yeah, that makes me question the merits of the possibility of ever again getting proper Trek.
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« Reply #68 on: January 31, 2014, 01:45:59 AM »
Yup. The prime directive and how they treat it throughout the series is a crock of shit though.

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« Reply #69 on: January 31, 2014, 01:47:16 AM »
holodecks episodes are the worst
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« Reply #70 on: January 31, 2014, 01:50:18 AM »
let's take a show that takes places centuries in the future to tell a 1920's noir story on the holodeck.
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« Reply #71 on: January 31, 2014, 01:51:03 AM »
There's this bizarre episode where the ship's interior slowly turns into a temple and the crew re-enacts an ancient myth with masks. Data is the moon and Picard the sun or vice versa. I think that's one of the earliest episodes I remember. I love TNG. <3

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« Reply #72 on: January 31, 2014, 01:51:50 AM »
There is no doubt Star Trek needed a rest. It had fallen into too many lazy repeated tropes and had just had generally run out of steam. (I often feel this way about Doctor Who) Anything that is on that constantly will fall into this. But I think it has had enough of a rest for it to be brought back to TV with a lot of new ideas.

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« Reply #73 on: January 31, 2014, 01:55:57 AM »
I disagree. Trek does character driven drama very well. TNG episodes like Measure of a Man, The Offspring, Family;etc are great examples of this and are often cited as the best eps in the series. Plus Deep Space 9 did character drama wonderfully.
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« Reply #74 on: January 31, 2014, 01:57:04 AM »
If Trek returns it will be like Battlestar Galactica reboot.

And Game of Thrones is all about factions, Esch.
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« Reply #75 on: January 31, 2014, 01:57:22 AM »
I can't imagine what Trek would look like these days. There'd certainly be more demand for action, but I don't think it could pull the budget for that. Then again, its always struck me as a cheap show, what with all the re-usable sets and everything.

actually Lwaxana troi is the jar jar binks of star trek
Oh, you sense emotion. Guess what, so can anyone but Data! Such a pointless character.

In that de-evolution episode Worf bites her in the face if I remember correctly.
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« Reply #76 on: January 31, 2014, 01:58:25 AM »
You're thinking of Deanna Troi. He's speaking of Deanna's mother.
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« Reply #77 on: January 31, 2014, 02:01:42 AM »
Oh shit. Still, the point stands. Deanna never did anything worthwhile as far as I remember.  Her mom didn't have much of a presence though. There's that naked wedding ceremony. Don't remember anything else about her besides her lusting after Picard.
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« Reply #78 on: January 31, 2014, 02:57:42 AM »
Who was it here that described TNG as "the good kind of boring?"  I need to go back and like that post.

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« Reply #79 on: January 31, 2014, 03:30:36 AM »
In the time it takes you to justify never having seen Star Trek, you could have watched Next Generation S05E05: Disaster.

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Re: Shaka has not seen a Star Wars movie
« Reply #80 on: January 31, 2014, 06:57:23 AM »
:whew that return of the Jedi hate is powerful. I guess people really hate the ewoks that much

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« Reply #81 on: January 31, 2014, 07:14:23 AM »
Who cares?

I've never seen a minute of Star Trek, so what?

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« Reply #82 on: January 31, 2014, 09:13:21 AM »
Since we're talking about Star Trek again:



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« Reply #83 on: January 31, 2014, 09:27:23 AM »
Why ROTJ will always be my favorite



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« Reply #84 on: January 31, 2014, 11:40:03 AM »
I don't see the new Trek needs much action.  BSG reboot had a bit of action but for the most part it was just a character Drama and that's why people  loved it.
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« Reply #85 on: January 31, 2014, 11:41:53 AM »
Oh shit. Still, the point stands. Deanna never did anything worthwhile as far as I remember.  Her mom didn't have much of a presence though. There's that naked wedding ceremony. Don't remember anything else about her besides her lusting after Picard.

I made a thread at the other place saying the same thing.  Troi sucks for the most part.
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« Reply #86 on: January 31, 2014, 11:48:42 AM »
Watched all three in the theater on release (except New Hope, didn't see that until the rerelease right before Empire came out).  Oh, man, the howls when Vader said he was Luke's dad. Oh, man, the howls when it ended on a cliffhanger. Didn't like Return much because of the way they punked out Han and Boba Fett, but Luke was really cool. I was just never much of a SW fan as a kid. I preferred stuff like Six Million Dollar Man, Planet of the Apes, and horror movies.

I saw the remastered New Hope when it came to theaters, and was surprised to find it kind of boring in spots.  Phantom Menace is the only movie I've ever fallen asleep watching. I thought Clones was "okay," purely because of the Obi Wan storyline. Revenge made me laugh a lot at how stupid it was, so I can't outright hate it.
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« Reply #87 on: January 31, 2014, 11:51:52 AM »
Not really missing much.
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« Reply #88 on: January 31, 2014, 12:26:52 PM »
I met her once. She's 20 buckets full of crazy :lol
She was in Stephen Fry's documentary about bipolar disorder. She's certified crazy.

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« Reply #89 on: January 31, 2014, 01:08:26 PM »
Star Wars and Star Trek? Eh.
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« Reply #90 on: January 31, 2014, 02:06:00 PM »
I recently re-watched Lower Decks, the ST:TNG episode which mainly follows the paths of several junior officers and a few side characters who have seen minimal screen time in previous episodes. It was one of my favorites at the time, and I was stunned how well it holds up.

ROTJ has the best scene in star wars though. Jedi is great!

I understand why nerds have issues with Jedi. And technically it is the weakest of the three but I just think people are holding it to a very high bar. It's fine. Ewoks and such for me don't Jar Jar the movie. There is still enough there to stand on its own merits versus something like The Phantom Menace which is awful on all fronts.
I think coming after ESB is really hard for that movie. Star Wars was stunning, but many fans count ESB to be their favorite, because it reveals so much, progresses each of the characters and their relationships, and (perhaps the best serial-like moment of all) ends without wrapping everything up neatly, and leaves us hungering for the next installment.

ROTJ focuses mainly on Luke and Vader's relationship, wrapping everything up neatly, and turns the other characters into supporting roles. It's not a bad movie on its own, but it's not what I was hoping for.

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« Reply #91 on: January 31, 2014, 02:24:30 PM »
Yeah.  I don't get placing ANH above ROTJ.
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« Reply #92 on: January 31, 2014, 02:28:45 PM »
I feel like Jedi hate increased after the Jar Jar fallout from episode 1.  It's like people hated Jar Jar so much that they felt the need to distance themselves from any kind of comedic alien race.

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« Reply #93 on: January 31, 2014, 03:46:58 PM »
The rumors are true, brehs.

Growing up, there was definitely a window of opportunity when I was a kid thirsty for anything imaginative— whether it was fantasy or sci-fi I didn't care, I just spongy imagination was ready to absorb anything. Unfortunately, it was a time when the rest of the world wasn't yet submerged in Western culture and getting something like Star Wars wasn't only a few clicks away. Had I seen the movies during that period, I would have totally been a spergdork today.

Years down the road, and around the time that usual wave of cynicism started creeping up, I had the urge to check the movies out. If only to better understand these greasy, pungent, filthy creatures I always find myself surrounded with. And sure enough, I acquired them, but made the mistake of starting with Episode I.

... Then when Jar Jar Binks showed up on screen and started doing his thing, I was like...



Fuck George Lucas, the mother who birthed him, and everyone they love...

And that's the story of how I gave up on watching this regurgitated bile.

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« Reply #94 on: January 31, 2014, 03:51:46 PM »
But no one likes episode 1. Star wars fans agree with you.
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« Reply #95 on: January 31, 2014, 03:52:38 PM »
I'm well aware of that. But it left such a bad taste in my mouth that I couldn't get myself to watch anything remotely related to that universe.
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« Reply #96 on: January 31, 2014, 03:54:17 PM »
I'm well aware of that. But it left such a bad taste in my mouth that I couldn't get myself to watch anything remotely related to that universe.

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« Reply #97 on: January 31, 2014, 03:55:42 PM »
star wars is pretty crappy.  just watch Kamen Rider instead.

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« Reply #98 on: January 31, 2014, 03:56:22 PM »
I'm well aware of that. But it left such a bad taste in my mouth that I couldn't get myself to watch anything remotely related to that universe.

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« Reply #99 on: January 31, 2014, 04:00:40 PM »
I'm not sure if wrath should start with tng or the original series. OG Trek has its moments but I dunno.

Should probably star with Wrath of Khan.
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« Reply #100 on: January 31, 2014, 04:02:31 PM »
i like OG trek and I have to agree that it's mostly trash
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« Reply #101 on: January 31, 2014, 04:03:49 PM »
og trek is like 60% unwatchable

I highly disagree. Especially if you have a strong sense of irony.
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« Reply #102 on: January 31, 2014, 04:04:36 PM »
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« Reply #103 on: January 31, 2014, 04:05:33 PM »
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« Reply #104 on: January 31, 2014, 04:06:35 PM »
Honestly, lots of TNG is bad too. It's not something that ages well.

That said, I would be all about a modernized version of Trek. It *is* at it's best in an episodic format.
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« Reply #105 on: January 31, 2014, 04:08:09 PM »
Go watch Trek, wrath

OK, I'll do it this year.

Honestly, I like startrek more and more as I get older and starwars less and less.  Star trek has some real bright spots to it.

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« Reply #106 on: January 31, 2014, 04:09:00 PM »
I think that tng season 3 and up is AAA.
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« Reply #107 on: January 31, 2014, 04:10:24 PM »
i like OG trek and I have to agree that it's mostly trash

I just went thought it for the first time a few months ago.  Its much better than I thought it would be.  And I don't even like camp.

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« Reply #108 on: January 31, 2014, 04:11:15 PM »
og trek is like 60% unwatchable

I highly disagree. Especially if you have a strong sense of irony.

Like I said earlier in this topic, the twilight zone and monster of the week stuff is (Image removed from quote.)

It's enjoyable. For different reasons obviously, which surely pisses off the self-serious nerds.
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« Reply #109 on: January 31, 2014, 04:16:36 PM »
I saw Jedi in the theater during it's original release.

Not as old as some duders here, but still feels old man.
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« Reply #110 on: January 31, 2014, 04:21:34 PM »
I'm not sure if wrath should start with tng or the original series. OG Trek has its moments but I dunno.

Should probably star with Wrath of Khan.

I'm going to start OG. Mostly cause I can enjoy if something is pretty bad. It will be fun to see where all the references come from. I know way too much about the show for having not watched it.

That's exactly how I approached it. And for what it's worth, I didn't sit in front of the TV and watched them in succession, but mostly turned them on my iPad while in bed and passed out 25 mins in, depending on the episode. I can see someone being twice as critical if they were more serious about their viewing though.
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« Reply #111 on: January 31, 2014, 04:38:15 PM »
I saw Jedi in the theater during it's original release.

Not as old as some duders here, but still feels old man.

Me too. I was six years old I think? Seems right.
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« Reply #112 on: January 31, 2014, 05:24:56 PM »
I remember when Jedi came out my older cousins had the first two on VHS and tried to show them to 4-year old me, but the plan had to be abandoned because I kept crying every time Hamill was on screen.  I was apparently scared of his haircut?  Kids are weird.

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« Reply #113 on: January 31, 2014, 05:54:03 PM »
Well, that would just about do it to anyone I suppose.
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« Reply #114 on: January 31, 2014, 05:59:28 PM »
Fuck y'all hate hate hate. I love me some Star Wars.
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« Reply #115 on: January 31, 2014, 06:01:15 PM »
People hating on Star Trek TOS  :picard

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« Reply #116 on: January 31, 2014, 06:02:48 PM »
haven't checked in since page one. are your sperglord feggits still arguing about spaceships or not
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« Reply #117 on: January 31, 2014, 06:02:51 PM »
People hating on Star Trek TOS  :picard

Don't worry. I love TOS also. Still my favorite trek although I also like TNG a lot too.

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« Reply #118 on: January 31, 2014, 06:35:10 PM »
I'm not hating but it is really dated compared to tng and ds9.
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« Reply #119 on: January 31, 2014, 06:45:26 PM »
Yup. Dont hate TOS either but it's just got high highs and low lows to me. I reserve the word hate for things like Voyager and Enterprise.

Why you gotta do that to Manabyte :tocry
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