Author Topic: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros. (Read 10429 times)

Boogie · « **Reply #60 on:** February 10, 2014, 08:40:45 AM »

Gold in short track speed skating!

Top of the medal table right now!

Boogie · « **Reply #61 on:** February 10, 2014, 02:39:38 PM »

Bilodeau repeats as Olympics champion in men's moguls!

Gold and silver in women's moguls

Gold and silver in men's moguls

Canada owns the mogul hill!

Still on top of medal standings! Three gold, three silver, one bronze!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #62 on:** February 10, 2014, 02:43:55 PM »

Who got bronze? It sounded like Canada was going to get all three medals in men's moguls?

Boogie · « **Reply #63 on:** February 10, 2014, 02:46:47 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on February 10, 2014, 02:43:55 PM

Who got bronze? It sounded like Canada was going to get all three medals in men's moguls?

Russian dude got bronze.

Our third skier came in 4th. His final run was a little rough.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #64 on:** February 10, 2014, 03:28:27 PM »

Boogie being strongly nationalistic? What a twist!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #65 on:** February 10, 2014, 03:58:23 PM »

Not a complaint, just an observation: No one seems to mind Canadians being nationalistic ("Oh, look that's cute!"), but American nationalism is annoying.

brob · « **Reply #66 on:** February 10, 2014, 04:07:42 PM »

people rarely mind someone kicking upwards

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #67 on:** February 10, 2014, 06:05:42 PM »

nothing reeked more of bandwagon patriotism than that landon donavan miracle goal during the last World Cup. But fuck it, that moment was glorious

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #68 on:** February 10, 2014, 06:12:59 PM »

I guess Americans are just used to celebrating greatness more than anyone else

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #69 on:** February 11, 2014, 05:15:18 PM »

Uh oh Boogie, my ancestors are passin yall up

Boogie · « **Reply #70 on:** February 11, 2014, 08:34:05 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on February 11, 2014, 05:15:18 PM

Uh oh Boogie, my ancestors are passin yall up

Oh no you don't. You yanks don't get to be all "America! Fuck ya! We're #1!" all the time and then get to go running to claim some other country when Old Glory can't get 'Er done.

yer gonna sit there and take yer whoopings like a man!

Boogie · « **Reply #71 on:** February 11, 2014, 08:36:18 PM »

(I know it's probably going to be a stretch for us to rule the gold medal count again this time. I just want us to come out on top of the USA and the Russians.

)

Boogie · « **Reply #72 on:** February 12, 2014, 09:59:16 AM »

Aaaand on that note, in women's hockey, Canada just beat the US 3-2!

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in a game that means nothing other than morale and momentum. They are almost certain to meet again for the gold medal game

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Reb · « **Reply #73 on:** February 12, 2014, 10:12:21 AM »

Holland is doing pretty well. Ice skating of course.

All three medals twice!

Boogie · « **Reply #74 on:** February 12, 2014, 10:27:48 AM »

Ya, the Dutch just completely own long track speed skating. I'm still kinda bummed that we just barely missed sweeping the men's moguls.

Also, a silver in 1,000m speed skating for Canada!

Reb · « **Reply #75 on:** February 12, 2014, 01:40:09 PM »

That's 8 medals in 3 events.

Reb · « **Reply #76 on:** February 13, 2014, 01:53:41 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #77 on:** February 13, 2014, 08:59:49 PM »

brob · « **Reply #78 on:** February 15, 2014, 06:50:05 AM »

Norway has been underperforming, and today lost the cross country relay. The tv studio people are all up in arms and there is a fantastic twitter-feed scrolling on screen of people who are borderline suicidal.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #79 on:** February 15, 2014, 10:33:08 AM »

Freyj · « **Reply #80 on:** February 15, 2014, 06:23:56 PM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #81 on:** February 16, 2014, 08:55:28 PM »

Boogie · « **Reply #82 on:** February 18, 2014, 07:13:23 AM »

Man, since our initial ass-kicking in the first two days, we haven't won any more golds. A truckload of silvers though. $:-\$

I think any more gold hopes are going to rest on the curling and hockey teams, and those are always a crapshoot. Could go 4 for 4, or 0 for 4.

Reb · « **Reply #83 on:** February 18, 2014, 07:23:24 AM »

I forgot to post the dutch top 4 at the 1500m for women on Sunday.
Also a big change at another 3 medals at the 10000m for men today.

EDIT: Yup, another 3 medals.

Hehe, here are all speed skating medals:

Boogie · « **Reply #84 on:** February 18, 2014, 12:18:05 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on February 18, 2014, 07:23:24 AM

Hehe, here are all speed skating medals:

(Image removed from quote.)

Umm, no. That's all the long track speed skating medals. Your Dutch bias is leading you to forget that short track exists.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #85 on:** February 18, 2014, 03:35:12 PM »

So boogie how you wanna count by total medals or by golds?

Reb · « **Reply #86 on:** February 19, 2014, 02:14:44 AM »

Quote from: Boogie on February 18, 2014, 12:18:05 PM

Quote from: Rebiak on February 18, 2014, 07:23:24 AM

Hehe, here are all speed skating medals:

(Image removed from quote.)

Umm, no. That's all the long track speed skating medals. Your Dutch bias is leading you to forget that short track exists.

The official Sochi website splits it in speed skating and short track.
I was careful to use those naming conventions to avoid being called out.

Alas!

Reb · « **Reply #87 on:** February 19, 2014, 02:16:17 AM »

Quote from: Spencer on February 18, 2014, 03:35:12 PM

So boogie how you wanna count by total medals or by golds?

I'd say total medals and then sort by gold, silver, bronze.

However, once the skating stops, Holland will sink pretty hard.

Boogie · « **Reply #88 on:** February 19, 2014, 07:06:02 AM »

Quote from: Spencer on February 18, 2014, 03:35:12 PM

So boogie how you wanna count by total medals or by golds?

Golds, of course.

Boogie · « **Reply #89 on:** February 19, 2014, 09:53:34 AM »

Aaaand in hockey, the Russians get turfed by Finland in the quarter finals!

Second Olympics in a row they don't even make the semis.

Putin to disappear the entire team to a Siberian gulag.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #90 on:** February 19, 2014, 10:05:34 AM »

Ouch! I recently saw some interview where some Russian Olympic committee guy was talkin about how hockey was the important one for them

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #91 on:** February 19, 2014, 10:56:56 AM »

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #92 on:** February 19, 2014, 01:33:09 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on February 19, 2014, 07:06:02 AM

Quote from: Spencer on February 18, 2014, 03:35:12 PM
So boogie how you wanna count by total medals or by golds?

Golds, of course.

Norway 9
Germany 8
United States 7
Russia 6
Netherlands 6
Switzerland 6
Canada 5

Quote

United States   7   5   11   23
Russia   6   9   7   22
Netherlands   6   7   9   22
Norway   9   4   7   20
Canada   5   9   4   18

You're better off going with total medals, man.

Boogie · « **Reply #93 on:** February 19, 2014, 02:46:02 PM »

Nah, I don't move goalposts as some sort of sad, desperate attempt to make my country's performance look better.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #94 on:** February 19, 2014, 02:50:24 PM »

Canada-US in the semis! Should be a great game!

Quote from: Boogie on February 19, 2014, 02:46:02 PM

Nah, I don't move goalposts as some sort of sad, desperate attempt to make my country's performance look better.

Neither did I.

Boogie · « **Reply #95 on:** February 20, 2014, 08:20:30 AM »

Women's hockey gold medal game today! Canada v. USA!

Boogie · « **Reply #96 on:** February 20, 2014, 11:24:02 AM »

Gold in women's curling!

Clawed back up to 5th in the medal table now!

The remaining hockey and curling games will decide my country's fate this Olympics, from this point...

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #97 on:** February 20, 2014, 02:54:07 PM »

Not even mad, that was a good game.

That post tho

Boogie · « **Reply #98 on:** February 20, 2014, 05:06:28 PM »

WOOOOO!!!!

Way to go Ladies! Two golds today! Allrighty men, your turn tomorrow! That'll be a tough one.

Quote from: Spencer on February 20, 2014, 02:54:07 PM

Not even mad, that was a good game.

That post tho

The last five minutes of the 3rd + OT was insane. That sequence of the ref skating into the Canadian defence and then the post is proof that there are Hockey Gods, and they have a sick sense of humour.

Boogie · « **Reply #99 on:** February 20, 2014, 05:08:48 PM »

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #100 on:** February 20, 2014, 05:16:06 PM »

It was awesome to stream it to my phone, will definitely do the same tomorrow for men's

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #101 on:** February 20, 2014, 07:07:38 PM »

US Women held it together well, but then fell apart with a few minutes left in regulation. Excting game, though!

Gonna watch the game tomorrow morning with coffee and breakfast. Should be awesome.

Boogie · « **Reply #102 on:** February 20, 2014, 07:48:01 PM »

I'm definitely nervous about the game tomorrow. Your guys have looked much better than us so far in the tourney.

Boogie · « **Reply #103 on:** February 21, 2014, 06:59:44 AM »

Aaand with a gold and silver in ski cross, we (briefly, I'm sure) climb back to 2nd in the medal table!

All right yanks, let's do this! You guys may have lit up the scoreboard so far, but now you have to deal with the best defencemen in the world!

DOUGHTY!

WEBER!

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #104 on:** February 21, 2014, 07:04:33 AM »

I love the way the TOTALLY FUCKING SCOTTISH curling teams are SO SO BRITISH right now...

but when they fuck up vs the fig leafs it will be "Silver medal winning scottish team"

if they win gold it will be "BRITISH GOLD WINNERS!"

same with Andy Murray
etc...

Boogie · « **Reply #105 on:** February 21, 2014, 10:08:02 AM »

Quote from: DCharlieJP on February 21, 2014, 07:04:33 AM

I love the way the TOTALLY FUCKING SCOTTISH curling teams are SO SO BRITISH right now...

but when they fuck up vs the fig leafs it will be "Silver medal winning scottish team"

if they win gold it will be "BRITISH GOLD WINNERS!"

same with Andy Murray
etc...

"British", "Scottish", I'll just call them "those guys getting spanked by team Canada right now".

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #106 on:** February 21, 2014, 11:05:17 AM »

Canada lookin at your spot Norway

Excited for hockey today!

Boogie · « **Reply #107 on:** February 21, 2014, 11:09:54 AM »

So that's 9 gold! Within one of Norway!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #108 on:** February 21, 2014, 12:12:02 PM »

you scared, boogie?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #109 on:** February 21, 2014, 12:58:28 PM »

Probably not at this point

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #110 on:** February 21, 2014, 12:59:25 PM »

goddamn it

Boogie · « **Reply #111 on:** February 21, 2014, 01:11:45 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on February 21, 2014, 12:58:28 PM

Probably not at this point

No lead is safe. Canadian fans don't feel comforfable without a three goal lead, minimum. $:-\$

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #112 on:** February 21, 2014, 01:12:57 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on February 21, 2014, 01:11:45 PM

Quote from: Spencer on February 21, 2014, 12:58:28 PM
Probably not at this point

No lead is safe. Canadian fans don't feel comforfable without a three goal lead, minimum. $:-\$

and leafs fans don't feel safe even then

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #113 on:** February 21, 2014, 01:28:21 PM »

I don't normally watch hockey but I might have to start, pretty fun to spectate

Steve Contra · « **Reply #114 on:** February 21, 2014, 01:43:24 PM »

Hockey in person

Hockey on tv

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #115 on:** February 21, 2014, 01:47:21 PM »

it definitely is 20x better in person

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #116 on:** February 21, 2014, 02:10:45 PM »

Absolutely stellar defense by Canada. Wow.

Boogie · « **Reply #117 on:** February 21, 2014, 02:10:45 PM »

FUCK YEAH!!!

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #118 on:** February 21, 2014, 02:42:33 PM »

Shine on Boogie, you crazy diamond

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #119 on:** February 21, 2014, 02:54:29 PM »

YEAH WELL AT LEAST WE DON'T HAVE SOCIALIZED MEDICINE OR POUTINE YOU ASSHOLE

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Author Topic: Official Sochi 2014 Olympics thread of Danger Water & Super Poop Bros. (Read 10429 times)