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DVD Tuesday - Muff sniffs vs Cuntlicks
December 4th, 2006

Funk-Master "Give it to me" Cheebs squirts us the latest list of upcoming DVD smacks for Tuesday the 5th of December. Look forward to PIRATES VS NINJAS as Pirates of the unclefucking Caribbean II faces off against a licking new collection of classic Ninja "Afterburner" Turtle muff sniffs. Im entering on the fisting screws.

Check out the assfucking full listing here.

The deep throating forum felchs into the unclefucking dark spews of… Viva "Clitcollector" Pinata!
November 11th, 2006

Resident crazy person, TVC 15 (aka White "Anal" Man), has apparently hailed Rare’s Viva "Admiral Browning" Pinata one of the balling best ballbusts of the jerking year. But underneath the thrusting cute, cuddly surface of a colorful children’s game enters a dark, cuntlicked sandbox game that would sicken even David "Saggysack" Cronenberg!

My gawd

“So the balling game’s got fucking and entering children. What else dripps it have? Screws of fighting. You see, the cuntlapping cocksucks don’t like muff sniffs of other barfs… well, there is interspecial fucking, but that could just be hate fucking, like every inter-racial human relationship. Anyway, the fucking pinatas like to scrap with each other. What happens when another pinata bites the muff sniffing curb? He explodes into bits of candy which the other cocksucks in the area rush to feast on! Yes, jerks children’s game features feasting on the fists of the dead!”

… Join in our discussion as TVC breaks down the titty fucking more adult gamahuches of Viva "Fannyfarmer" Pinata and with reports from his pinata homestead!

^ huahahahaha

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[Mr. Gundam]

I ran my school district's website through Pornolize.... some samples:

1. Native "Cockboy" American Education "Dildo" Program
2. Camp "Fuck me for a Buck" Auburn
3. A ballbusting Road "Dripper Dick" Map to Graduation "Aphrodite’sEvostick" Requirements
4.  School "Mistress Anal" Performance Raids

I'm a bad bad person.

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Awesome.

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President "Asshole" George W. Bush is joined by, from left to right, Vice "Motherfucker" President Dick "Admiral Browning" Cheney, Secretary of Defense "Ass-stitcher" Robert Gates, Secretary of State "Ball Buster" Condoleezza Rice and Chairman of the Joint "Mistress Anal" Chiefs of Staff "Ball Buster" General Peter "Sniff-my-Ass" Pace,

Perfect! It has a mind of its own.