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Eschaton

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Happy Valentine's Day Borillos
« on: February 14, 2014, 12:06:36 AM »
because I :heart all of you fakkits


nudemacusers

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Borillos
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2014, 12:13:43 AM »
a valentine's consent reminder from our favorite tv stars



yes that is my thumb. it's a giant warning.
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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Borillos
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2014, 12:15:23 AM »
yar

hampster

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Borillos
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2014, 12:18:26 AM »
I'm ready :tocry

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Borillos
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2014, 12:19:03 AM »
Quote
"Pure eyes, blue like a glassy bead —
You are always looking at me
and I am always looking at you.

Ah, you're too meek —
beautiful, unspoiled:
thus I'm so sad, I suffer —
and so happy, it hurts.

I want to hurt you
and destroy myself
What you would think
if you knew how I felt.

Would you simply smile,
not saying a word?
Even curses from your mouth
would be as beautiful as pearls.

I place my left hand on your
face as though we were to kiss.
Then I suddenly shove my thumb
deep into your eyesocket.
Abruptly, decisively,
like drilling a hole.

And what would it feel like?
Like jelly?
Trembling with ecstasy, I obscenely
mix it around and around: I must
taste the warmth of your blood.

How would you scream?
Would you shriek "It hurts!
It hurts!" as cinnabar-red tears
stream from your crushed eye?

You can't know the maddening
hunger I've felt in the midst of
our kisses, so many of them
I've lost count.

As though drinking in your cries,
I bring my hopes to fruition:
biting your tongue, shredding it,
biting at your lips as if tasting
your lipstick.

Oh, what euphoric heights I would
reach, having my desires fulfilled
like a greedy, gluttonous cur.

I longed, too, for your cherry-tinted
cheeks, tasty enough to bewitch my
tongue.
I would surely be healed,
and would cry like a child.

And how is your tender ear?
It brushes against my cheek;
I want it to creep up to my lips so
I can sink my teeth into its flesh.

Your left ear, always hearing words
whispered sweet as pie —
I want it to hear my true feelings.
I never lied, no...
but I did have my secrets.

Ah, but what must you think of me?
Do you hate me? Are you afraid?
As though inviting you to the agony
at the play's end, if you wish, you
could destroy me — I wouldn't care.

As you wish, you may destroy me
— I wouldn't care."
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Borillos
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2014, 12:27:26 AM »
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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Borillos
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2014, 12:59:22 AM »
:goty
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Shaka Khan

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Borillos
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2014, 01:15:38 AM »
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Eric P

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Borillos
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2014, 04:54:31 AM »
giving my girlfriend Dipset valentine cards then tonight we're going to see a punk band in someone's basement.  true love.
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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Borillos
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2014, 06:20:44 AM »
I got a handmade card and a lollipop :uguu

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Borillos
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2014, 10:06:47 AM »
I might get my dick sucked.  :gladbron

Phoenix Dark

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Borillos
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2014, 10:13:29 AM »
giving my girlfriend Dipset valentine cards then tonight we're going to see a punk band in someone's basement.  true love.

"You got pets, me too. Mine's are dead."
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T234

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Borillos
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2014, 10:37:50 AM »
Hard Fucking Liquor and my right hand.
« Last Edit: February 14, 2014, 10:46:38 AM by T234 »
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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Borillos
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2014, 11:18:07 AM »
Happy V Day bros.

Driving to Bend, Oregon tonight with my wife and daughter. Stopping at Lardo in Portland for sandwiches and beer. Aww yeah.
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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Borillos
« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2014, 11:38:44 AM »
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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Borillos
« Reply #15 on: February 14, 2014, 12:05:21 PM »
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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Borillos
« Reply #16 on: February 14, 2014, 12:08:37 PM »
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Eli Gulgin

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Borillos
« Reply #17 on: February 14, 2014, 12:24:55 PM »
a valentine's consent reminder from our favorite tv stars

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yes that is my thumb. it's a giant warning.

I just realized this post wasn't by Wrath or Esch. Got confused by the brown digit. I thought you were trolling every time you said you weren't a cac Mac!  >:(

Diunx

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Borillos
« Reply #18 on: February 14, 2014, 12:29:14 PM »
Fuck off this isn't fucking Christmas
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Eli Gulgin

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Borillos
« Reply #19 on: February 14, 2014, 12:35:37 PM »
Ill show YOU a brown digit :jawalrus

Okay  :gladbron

Shaka Khan

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Borillos
« Reply #20 on: February 14, 2014, 12:40:59 PM »
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Diunx

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Borillos
« Reply #21 on: February 14, 2014, 12:51:41 PM »
Drunk

nudemacusers

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Borillos
« Reply #22 on: February 14, 2014, 01:53:15 PM »
I just realized this post wasn't by Wrath or Esch. Got confused by the brown digit. I thought you were trolling every time you said you weren't a cac Mac!  >:(
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Steve Contra

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Borillos
« Reply #23 on: February 14, 2014, 03:36:46 PM »
I forgot it was Valentines, luckily I just took my wife to France for 2 weeks and she hates Valentines day anyway :patel
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Shaka Khan

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Borillos
« Reply #24 on: February 14, 2014, 08:30:31 PM »
I'm about to text Positive_Touch and his wife to ask if they already had sex today or not. That should put them in mood.
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Positive Touch

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Borillos
« Reply #25 on: February 14, 2014, 09:00:28 PM »
we're sitting here playing video games and im bout to head to the bathroom. the passion in here is burning down the walls
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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Borillos
« Reply #26 on: February 14, 2014, 09:03:14 PM »
So cold... in Black History month no less

:tocry

yar

Positive Touch

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Borillos
« Reply #27 on: February 14, 2014, 09:16:57 PM »
 :comeon
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Shaka Khan

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Borillos
« Reply #28 on: February 15, 2014, 01:16:11 AM »
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Human Snorenado

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Borillos
« Reply #29 on: February 15, 2014, 01:32:42 AM »
:holeup

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