Kate Upton Zero G Fun (NSFW? NSFW)

[Mupepe]

http://www.space.com/24729-zero-gravity-photos-weightless-fun-gallery.html




Can someone find the rest?  Google fu that shit.  PLEASE

[brob]

if you're gonna spend the money to put a set of big titties in zero g at least choose a set of titties that are ok with being exposed. What's the novelty of titties constrained by clothing in zero g? Gimme some big ol titties floppin about in zero g captured on a 1000fps video camera or some shit. Throw cupcake frosting into the air and watch as the titties flow thru getting hit and bouncing and shit. fuck.

[nudemacusers]

it's been what... 40 years? and nobody hasn't topped this yet?

[Human Snorenado]

There's another 3 minute long behind the scenes video somewhere too

[nudemacusers]

the least they could do is have her puke a little

[Mupepe]

the least they could do is have her puke a little

Or lose control of her bowels

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all over my chest

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Here's other photos, but I can't JO to these so I'll have to find some nice big scans for those nice big titties later
http://swimsuit.si.com/swimsuit/models/kate-upton/zero-g-photos/1

[chronovore]

[Mupepe]

There's another 3 minute long behind the scenes video somewhere too

what a fucking goddess. I am so in love with her

[Dickie Dee]

No ass implant is classy. She has a nice butt, she doesn't have to be a pawg.

Real talk, she kinda don't. I mean she's a stunning individual, would never say otherwise and don't want to be one of those internet guys, but from the ribcage down she's a mess.

[Mupepe]

I think her ass is perfectly fine.  Doesn't mean I would object if she got an ass implant.  Yep.

[CatsCatsCats]

Seriously debating whether Kate Upton needs cosmetic surgery of any kind? The fuck is wrong with you people? Y'all need real women in your lives.

[Mupepe]

Seriously debating whether Kate Upton needs cosmetic surgery of any kind? The fuck is wrong with you people? Y'all need real women in your lives.

I don't think anyone is saying she needs it.  She's a goddamn goddess!  But if she was my wife and she said "do you think I should get ass implants?" I would not discourage her.  That's not to say I wouldn't eat a chocolate pie out of it right now

[Beezy]

She has a nice butt

She's bad and should never get ass implants, but let's be real. No one is staring her down from behind. Or below her waist.

[Eli Gulgin]

The only part I like about her are the tits, even though they're a bit too big but still, would fondle. But that face does nothing for me and below the boobies everything's meh. I have very specific tastes in women and men so she's just generally not that interesting to me even though she's obviously hot.

Still, it's crazy to suggest she needs plastic surgery of any kind. Not that any teenage girls read this forum (?) but it's attitudes like "Kate Upton needs ass implants to give me a boner" (it's been said many times on many different sites, didn't mean someone here said it now) on the internet and irl that fuck up girls' body images just as much as the media does. I don't see women demanding Hugh Jackman get calf implants...

Tl;dr MEN ARE SCUM LET ME JOIN OUR FEMINAZI OVERLOR...LADIES

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I've read too many "serious" discussions about Kate Upton's ass and waist on GAF to make me never want to see people commenting on her looks ever again. It's just another good-looking woman, enjoy the sight or gtfo taco.

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[Your Stalker]

I wish you people would stop trying to push your straight agenda on this site.

[Dickie Dee]

The only part I like about her are the tits, even though they're a bit too big but still, would fondle. But that face does nothing for me and below the boobies everything's meh. I have very specific tastes in women and men so she's just generally not that interesting to me even though she's obviously hot.

Still, it's crazy to suggest she needs plastic surgery of any kind. Not that any teenage girls read this forum (?) but it's attitudes like "Kate Upton needs ass implants to give me a boner" (it's been said many times on many different sites, didn't mean someone here said it now) on the internet and irl that fuck up girls' body images just as much as the media does. I don't see women demanding Hugh Jackman get calf implants...

Tl;dr MEN ARE SCUM LET ME JOIN OUR FEMINAZI OVERLOR...LADIES

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I've read too many "serious" discussions about Kate Upton's ass and waist on GAF to make me never want to see people commenting on her looks ever again. It's just another good-looking woman, enjoy the sight or gtfo taco.

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I actually pretty much completely agree with this.

But...at the same time we're not just making comments about some random female, she *is* a bikini model, she has like ONE JOB to do 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Yeah I'm sure Kate Upton cries herself to sleep every night knowing that a bunch of random losers on the internet think her ass is too flat.

[Eli Gulgin]

The only part I like about her are the tits, even though they're a bit too big but still, would fondle. But that face does nothing for me and below the boobies everything's meh. I have very specific tastes in women and men so she's just generally not that interesting to me even though she's obviously hot.

Still, it's crazy to suggest she needs plastic surgery of any kind. Not that any teenage girls read this forum (?) but it's attitudes like "Kate Upton needs ass implants to give me a boner" (it's been said many times on many different sites, didn't mean someone here said it now) on the internet and irl that fuck up girls' body images just as much as the media does. I don't see women demanding Hugh Jackman get calf implants...

Tl;dr MEN ARE SCUM LET ME JOIN OUR FEMINAZI OVERLOR...LADIES

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I've read too many "serious" discussions about Kate Upton's ass and waist on GAF to make me never want to see people commenting on her looks ever again. It's just another good-looking woman, enjoy the sight or gtfo taco.

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I actually pretty much completely agree with this.

But...at the same time we're not just making comments about some random female, she *is* a bikini model, she has like ONE JOB to do 

Yeah and isn't she already doing it better than most other swimwear models? I'd say the fame and money prove that she's doing her job just fine. Her lack of a huge ass isn't exactly harming her career. She's not a rap video model and a whooty would keep her from ever advancing from a swimwear model to a real fashion model which her Vogue shoots suggest she might want to be eventually. She managed to get some shoots despite her rack but a huge ass is harder to conceal or fit into sample sized clothes at shoots.

If however her ultimate goal in life is to generate the maximum amount of boners any woman can then she probably would have gotten ass implants already and posed nude or done porn. I guess that's not what she thinks her purpose in life is, too bad for us

[Mupepe]

Her face is so incredible. Her smile is enough to give me a boner

[Eli Gulgin]

Don't pretend the white woman's plight isn't real, brown and black men putting them down constantly nowadays with the ass prejudice. Justice for pancakes!

[Mupepe]

White women got ass too, but only the eastern europeans/mediterraneans

The British though

Cajole would disagree with this

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

White women got ass too, but only the eastern europeans/mediterraneans

The British though

That's because the brits have been breeding with each other exclusively for several millenia.  The only time new blood was introduced into that gene pool was through the Saxons and later the Vikings.  That's it.  Eastern and Southern Europeans have had many different ethnicities get into the mix.

I guess what I'm saying is that I need to start fucking more Eastern European girls and latinas, if only for the greater good of society.

[Fifstar]

butterface

She kinda looks like a distinguished mentally-challenged poodle in that first pic.

[Rahxephon91]

White women got ass too, but only the eastern europeans/mediterraneans

The British though

Paige Tunrah

[Shadow Mod]

NSFW I expected exposed titties.

The fuck is this.

Zero G in a bikini?

 

[nudemacusers]

i feel like one of those sharp knees dorks but she really doesn't do it for me like... at all. I don't know why. maybe it's the weird poses people put her in, she looks nice in candids/red carpet shit. i don't know man. I DONT KNOW.

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it's the mustache

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[Shadow Mod]

i feel like one of those sharp knees dorks but she really doesn't do it for me like... at all. I don't know why. maybe it's the weird poses people put her in, she looks nice in candids/red carpet shit. i don't know man. I DONT KNOW.

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it's the mustache

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For me she just looks like every other hot blonde blue eyed chick I've come into contact with. She's attractive and has big tits but at some point it's just "okay what else?" For her it's nothing.

[AdmiralViscen]

White women got ass too, but only the eastern europeans/mediterraneans

The British though

That's because the brits have been breeding with each other exclusively for several millenia.  The only time new blood was introduced into that gene pool was through the Saxons and later the Vikings.  That's it.  Eastern and Southern Europeans have had many different ethnicities get into the mix.

I guess what I'm saying is that I need to start fucking more Eastern European girls and latinas, if only for the greater good of society.

dat Norman blood

[CajoleJuice]

White women got ass too, but only the eastern europeans/mediterraneans

The British though

Cajole would disagree with this

she isn't british ethnically, jeez, come on

[Mupepe]

i feel like one of those sharp knees dorks but she really doesn't do it for me like... at all. I don't know why. maybe it's the weird poses people put her in, she looks nice in candids/red carpet shit. i don't know man. I DONT KNOW.

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it's the mustache

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For me she just looks like every other hot blonde blue eyed chick I've come into contact with. She's attractive and has big tits but at some point it's just "okay what else?" For her it's nothing.

what else do you need?

[Shadow Mod]

what else do you need?

I dunno she's hot but she's boring. Zero-G and not even pasties. It's just so typical of her.

[chronovore]

i feel like one of those sharp knees dorks but she really doesn't do it for me like... at all. I don't know why. maybe it's the weird poses people put her in, she looks nice in candids/red carpet shit. i don't know man. I DONT KNOW.

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it's the mustache

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Yeah, I don't understand the fascination, either. She looks like she'd be pretty cool, and she's got a cute face, but she has a torso like a paper towel tube, and big boobs. So what?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

She's pretty and has big boobs.  That's good enough for me

[nudemacusers]

i'm not hating! she's pretty! and has a good rack! just for some reason they combine into... nothing. i don't know  :'(

[nudemacusers]

is that the term? fridge body?

[Mandark]

When I saw that gif I was like why isn't everyone fapping to the black girl considering she's actually really really hot? I guess for some people black is still too exotic or something.

Rationalize your wank preferences as social justice, brehs.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Because every couple years, a type of bro singularity occurs where a sizeable portion of the kinds of dudes that purchase sports illustrated swimsuit catalogs/maxim/FHM and hang the cutouts on their wall decide that some chick is bad, so she blows up. It happened to Jennifer Aniston. It happened to Mila Kunis a couple years back, even though she had been doing that 70s show for years. Jessica Alba. Jessica Biel. Adriana Lima, etc. It also usually helps if Derek Jeter sleeps with one of these girls. It's a career move.

Yes.  Also like clockwork, every 3-4 years, there's a new blonde chick with big boobs who blows up.  Marisa Miller was the previous iteration.

[Beezy]

She's only considered attractive because's she's famous. How she became famous is a fucking mystery to me.

I remember seeing this gif of Kate Upton dancing in some public place and her black friend was laughing and seemed embarrassed. When I saw that gif I was like why isn't everyone fapping to the black girl considering she's actually really really hot? I guess for some people black is still too exotic or something.

Her black friend is the model, Damaris Lewis. You ppl don't know of her? Smh.

[Phoenix Dark]

girl looks like a box of cereal with boobs, but I'd still take her out to Olive Garden. We'd work the carbs off later

[nudemacusers]

girl looks like a box of cereal with boobs, but I'd still take her out to Olive Garden. We'd work the carbs off later

she seems more like a spaghetti factory girl, save olive garden for the 10s

[nudemacusers]

is that the term? fridge body?

It is on Misc.

lol I should have known. google image search didn't really yield many clues

[Phoenix Dark]

She's only considered attractive because's she's famous. How she became famous is a fucking mystery to me.

I remember seeing this gif of Kate Upton dancing in some public place and her black friend was laughing and seemed embarrassed. When I saw that gif I was like why isn't everyone fapping to the black girl considering she's actually really really hot? I guess for some people black is still too exotic or something.

Didn't you call a bunch of attractive women I posted in the black thread ugly? And now you think you can get way with pulling that card? Loser.

You're confusing him with our resident Moroccan Persian, Oblivion.

[nudemacusers]

She's only considered attractive because's she's famous. How she became famous is a fucking mystery to me.

I remember seeing this gif of Kate Upton dancing in some public place and her black friend was laughing and seemed embarrassed. When I saw that gif I was like why isn't everyone fapping to the black girl considering she's actually really really hot? I guess for some people black is still too exotic or something.

Didn't you call a bunch of attractive women I posted in the black thread ugly? And now you think you can get way with pulling that card? Loser.

The fuck? I don't think I've ever even posted in the 'black thread'.

wow. just because a thread is made by a black person doesn't make it a 'black thread'

[Steve Contra]

She's only considered attractive because's she's famous. How she became famous is a fucking mystery to me.

I remember seeing this gif of Kate Upton dancing in some public place and her black friend was laughing and seemed embarrassed. When I saw that gif I was like why isn't everyone fapping to the black girl considering she's actually really really hot? I guess for some people black is still too exotic or something.

Didn't you call a bunch of attractive women I posted in the black thread ugly? And now you think you can get way with pulling that card? Loser.

The fuck? I don't think I've ever even posted in the 'black thread'.

Black thread?  Are you talking about the Space Jam thread

[Oblivion]

Are Kate's real?


And since we're on the subject, I'd like to throw a shoutout to this chick right here:



She's a Romanian tennis player. Unfortunately her dumb self decided to go against the natural order and got a reduction recently.  Thankfully this story has a happy ending and she winds up losing her first match after the surgery.  Serves her right. What goes around comes around, bitch.

I dated a milf with nearly the same stats (though her boobs weren't as big, but was hardly a complaint).

White women got ass too, but only the eastern europeans/mediterraneans

The British though

That's because the brits have been breeding with each other exclusively for several millenia.  The only time new blood was introduced into that gene pool was through the Saxons and later the Vikings.  That's it.  Eastern and Southern Europeans have had many different ethnicities get into the mix.

I guess what I'm saying is that I need to start fucking more Eastern European girls and latinas, if only for the greater good of society.

Polish women

Quite literally every Polish broad I've met (or at least, the vast majority of them) has ample, ample bosoms and behinds.

Also, after high school I went to this college in a predominantly Armenian city, and good God  Never saw so many shapely dames in one place before.

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though they're kinda hairy so it's arguably a deal breaker, but still

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[Brehvolution]

Some of us are just breast men. 

[recursivelyenumerable]

People's bodies a4e kind of boring in general to me these days, sorry.