Author Topic: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for (Read 2637 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** January 17, 2007, 01:10:15 PM »

No doubt, man. They are the most delicious things ever. I am only going to eat breakfast bowls from now on. I think this is a turning point in my life. I think I saw a visage of mary in the mixed up pile of sausage, eggs, cheese, and potato. It was the most delicious religious experience in my life since I stole that bag of communion wafers and ate them like chips.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #1 on:** January 17, 2007, 01:24:40 PM »

Please share with us the Dietary aspects of this food. They sound very healthy.

TVC15 · « **Reply #2 on:** January 17, 2007, 01:31:22 PM »

Well, there are 3 kinds of breakfast bowls. They are microwave only as the plastic bowl they come in would melt into plastic fudge in the oven.

I have only had 2 of the 3 varieties: Sausage and Pancakes.

Sausage: Chopped up sausage, potatoes, scrambled eggs, and chesse. It is tasty and delicious.

Pancakes: Pancakes and sausage links and a pouch of particularly good syrup. The pancakes are nice and crumbly, so you don't have to worry about cutting them up, and the sausage breaks apart easily.

Overall, both of them are extremely tasty. There is also a bacon bowl, which is the same as sausage but with bacon, but MAF and myself have been unable to find this variety. It's breakfast but in a bowl!

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #3 on:** January 17, 2007, 01:35:32 PM »

How Healthy are they?

Wobedraggled · « **Reply #4 on:** January 17, 2007, 01:37:43 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on January 17, 2007, 01:35:32 PM

How Healthy are they?

Do you REALLY need to ask.

I'm gonna pick some up next food shopping run and give em a go.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #5 on:** January 17, 2007, 01:38:09 PM »

Crumbly pancakes?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #6 on:** January 17, 2007, 01:40:40 PM »

YOU GUYS DONT KNOW! YOU GUYS DONT KNOW HOW AWESOME!

Seriously tho I hope these stuck around, they rock. Aunt Jemimamamas Breakfast Biscuits are also good.

Wobedraggled · « **Reply #7 on:** January 17, 2007, 01:42:14 PM »

yogos are also yummy happy fun time.

TVC15 · « **Reply #8 on:** January 17, 2007, 01:47:01 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 17, 2007, 01:38:09 PM

Crumbly pancakes?

Crumbly is probably the wrong word since it implies dryness. These pancakes are moist and delicious, but they come apart easy enough that you really don't have to properly cut them up like you do non-bowl pancakes. It works. The syrup helps, too.

They need to just make a meat one, which would just be like 6 kinds of meat with syrup on top and maybe some cheerios.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #9 on:** January 17, 2007, 01:48:17 PM »

Jimmy Dean's is too new of a product. But here are the dietary facts of Uncle Ben's Breakfast Bowl (Sausage, Egg, Biscuit).

TVC15 · « **Reply #10 on:** January 17, 2007, 01:49:42 PM »

Dude, everyone fucking knows you need a lot of cholesterol to live. It's like a steroid.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #11 on:** January 17, 2007, 01:56:53 PM »

350 calories for a bowl is pretty good.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #12 on:** January 17, 2007, 01:57:54 PM »

Almost half of it is from fat tho haha. However since its mostly eggs meat and cheese the carb count is low at least.

Itch · « **Reply #13 on:** January 17, 2007, 02:05:09 PM »

Hey man, we all gotta die sometime. Might as well burn out in a blaze of drug and cholesterol fueled glory than something distinguished mentally-challenged like pneumonia.

futami · « **Reply #14 on:** January 17, 2007, 02:05:23 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 17, 2007, 01:10:15 PM

No doubt, man. They are the most delicious things ever. I am only going to eat breakfast bowls from now on. I think this is a turning point in my life. I think I saw a visage of mary in the mixed up pile of sausage, eggs, cheese, and potato. It was the most delicious religious experience in my life since I stole that bag of communion wafers and ate them like chips.

that's healthy, i'm sure. i bet if you made that from scratch, it'd taste a whole lot better -- not even factoring the improved health gain.

TVC15 · « **Reply #15 on:** January 17, 2007, 02:09:52 PM »

Quote from: futami on January 17, 2007, 02:05:23 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 17, 2007, 01:10:15 PM
No doubt, man. They are the most delicious things ever. I am only going to eat breakfast bowls from now on. I think this is a turning point in my life. I think I saw a visage of mary in the mixed up pile of sausage, eggs, cheese, and potato. It was the most delicious religious experience in my life since I stole that bag of communion wafers and ate them like chips.

that's healthy, i'm sure. i bet if you made that from scratch, it'd taste a whole lot better -- not even factoring the improved health gain.

No doubt. I am just in microwave-crazy heaven because I have ready access to a microwave for the first time since 2004, so I have a veritable rainbow of extremely unhealthy, marginally edible microwaveable crap to become familiar with. I didn't plan on living past 27 anyway.

futami · « **Reply #16 on:** January 17, 2007, 02:11:23 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on January 17, 2007, 01:56:53 PM

350 calories for a bowl is pretty good.

840 mg of sodium isn't.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #17 on:** January 17, 2007, 02:13:42 PM »

SODIUM ROX! GO BACK TO YOUR HOME!

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #18 on:** January 17, 2007, 02:26:46 PM »

How bad is sodium for you.

Diablos · « **Reply #19 on:** January 17, 2007, 02:33:04 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 17, 2007, 01:49:42 PM

Dude, everyone fucking knows you need a lot of cholesterol to live. It's like a steroid.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #20 on:** January 17, 2007, 02:34:16 PM »

Oh come on.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** January 17, 2007, 03:14:40 PM »

Damn if it wasn't for I Can't Believe it's Not Butter I'd probably be dead by now. As I type I'm eating:

Cubed potatoes with onions (I fried then in I Can't Belive it's Not Butter)
Rice (I put a teaspoon of I Can't Believe it's Not Butter on top)
Chicken (lol)

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #22 on:** January 17, 2007, 03:18:55 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 17, 2007, 03:14:40 PM

Damn if it wasn't for I Can't Believe it's Not Butter I'd probably be dead by now. As I type I'm eating:

Cubed potatoes with onions (I fried then in I Can't Belive it's Not Butter)
Rice (I put a teaspoon of I Can't Believe it's Not Butter on top)
Chicken (lol)

Are you fat PD?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23 on:** January 17, 2007, 03:43:30 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on January 17, 2007, 03:18:55 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 17, 2007, 03:14:40 PM

Damn if it wasn't for I Can't Believe it's Not Butter I'd probably be dead by now. As I type I'm eating:

Cubed potatoes with onions (I fried then in I Can't Belive it's Not Butter)
Rice (I put a teaspoon of I Can't Believe it's Not Butter on top)
Chicken (lol)

Are you fat PD?

I'm 6'2, 180 pounds. Hell no

Wobedraggled · « **Reply #24 on:** January 17, 2007, 07:26:45 PM »

I found the bacon ones, give my report tomorrow.

Christopher · « **Reply #25 on:** January 17, 2007, 07:52:39 PM »

tsc tsc

Wobedraggled · « **Reply #26 on:** January 18, 2007, 07:50:56 AM »

Bacon=Win.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #27 on:** January 18, 2007, 11:02:36 AM »

Bacon ones are easily my favorite, but the stores near me only carry the sausage one and the pancake one. I want the bacon one so badly omg omg omg

Wobedraggled · « **Reply #28 on:** January 18, 2007, 11:15:36 AM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on January 18, 2007, 11:02:36 AM

Bacon ones are easily my favorite, but the stores near me only carry the sausage one and the pancake one. I want the bacon one so badly omg omg omg

I picked up the bacon and the pancake as a trial, and so far the bacon is yummy stuff.

It's fucking horrible for you though, but I dont care

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #29 on:** January 18, 2007, 12:17:32 PM »

WHO CARES IT AM DELICIOUS

Cheebs · « **Reply #30 on:** January 18, 2007, 12:56:12 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 17, 2007, 03:43:30 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on January 17, 2007, 03:18:55 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 17, 2007, 03:14:40 PM

Damn if it wasn't for I Can't Believe it's Not Butter I'd probably be dead by now. As I type I'm eating:

Cubed potatoes with onions (I fried then in I Can't Belive it's Not Butter)
Rice (I put a teaspoon of I Can't Believe it's Not Butter on top)
Chicken (lol)

Are you fat PD?

I'm 6'2, 180 pounds. Hell no

180 isn't skinny, it aint fat, but its not skinny I'd say.

Wobedraggled · « **Reply #31 on:** January 18, 2007, 12:57:12 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on January 18, 2007, 12:56:12 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 17, 2007, 03:43:30 PM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on January 17, 2007, 03:18:55 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 17, 2007, 03:14:40 PM

Damn if it wasn't for I Can't Believe it's Not Butter I'd probably be dead by now. As I type I'm eating:

Cubed potatoes with onions (I fried then in I Can't Belive it's Not Butter)
Rice (I put a teaspoon of I Can't Believe it's Not Butter on top)
Chicken (lol)

Are you fat PD?

I'm 6'2, 180 pounds. Hell no
180 isn't skinny, it aint fat, but its not skinny I'd say.

for 6'2" it is.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #32 on:** January 18, 2007, 01:01:12 PM »

6'2 is freakin tall

Himu · « **Reply #33 on:** January 18, 2007, 01:07:06 PM »

i think i may go pick one of these up right now just before class lol

I need some FEWD to fuel my brain

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #34 on:** January 18, 2007, 01:19:34 PM »

Quote from: Wobedraggled on January 18, 2007, 12:57:12 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on January 18, 2007, 12:56:12 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 17, 2007, 03:43:30 PM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on January 17, 2007, 03:18:55 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 17, 2007, 03:14:40 PM

Damn if it wasn't for I Can't Believe it's Not Butter I'd probably be dead by now. As I type I'm eating:

Cubed potatoes with onions (I fried then in I Can't Belive it's Not Butter)
Rice (I put a teaspoon of I Can't Believe it's Not Butter on top)
Chicken (lol)

Are you fat PD?

I'm 6'2, 180 pounds. Hell no
180 isn't skinny, it aint fat, but its not skinny I'd say.

for 6'2" it is.

Are you crazy? In fact, how tall are you and what's your weight.

I'm still at my basketball weight so no, I'm not fat at all.

Himu · « **Reply #35 on:** January 18, 2007, 02:35:21 PM »

im eating bacon flavor right now

it's alright i guess...

im sure i'd prefer sausage flavor because im gay like that

APF · « **Reply #36 on:** January 18, 2007, 02:35:37 PM »

I'm 6'2". 180 is skinny. I hover around 200 and I'm skinny.

Yeti · « **Reply #37 on:** January 19, 2007, 03:03:27 AM »

I'm going to buy a bunch of these, just so I can record them in my eating log for a shitty nutrition class I have to take.

Wobedraggled · « **Reply #38 on:** January 19, 2007, 07:26:50 AM »

Pancake and sausage.

Good pancakes for a microwave, isn't as good as the bacon bowl, but still yummy.

Beezy · « **Reply #39 on:** January 19, 2007, 10:32:15 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 17, 2007, 03:14:40 PM

Damn if it wasn't for I Can't Believe it's Not Butter I'd probably be dead by now. As I type I'm eating:

Cubed potatoes with onions (I fried then in I Can't Belive it's Not Butter)
Rice (I put a teaspoon of I Can't Believe it's Not Butter on top)
Chicken (lol)

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Author Topic: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for (Read 2637 times)

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