*Yuji Naka has spent his trip to America visiting many fast food restaurants and marveling at the free time many Americans have. In the following scene, he enters a Pizza Hut and notices a young black boy playing Super Mario*
Naka: You play games?
Boy: Heck yes
Naka: Mario pretty cool, huh?
Boy: Not really...but it's fun
Naka: If you could make Mario cool...how?
Boy: Well...
*the young boy glances around nervously before looking Mr. Yuji Naka in the eyes*
Boy: I'm tired of Mario getting big, no homo. How come he can't get faster? Oh and it would be cool if he had a bunch of friends, you know, and if they were all easy to draw so fans could draw them too. And if he had a girlfriend and she was pretty, plus a girly sidekick too, for girls to play, not me...
Naka: Sounds like a cool...how you say...cat
Boy: Nah. A hedgehog
*cue Hans Zimmer soundtrack. A montage of Mr. Naka drawing various characters and sidekicks, balling up drawings/throwing them in the trash, before drawing Sonic*