Author Topic: No simping (Read 1989 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **on:** March 11, 2014, 10:50:51 PM »

Not even once, gentlemen.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1 on:** March 11, 2014, 10:53:15 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2 on:** March 11, 2014, 10:54:25 PM »

I should be so many girls' boyfriend.

StealthFan · « **Reply #3 on:** March 11, 2014, 10:57:08 PM »

He asian. An ugly one at that. His options aren't poppin, breh. Let a desperate ass man cook

Atramental · « **Reply #4 on:** March 11, 2014, 11:28:28 PM »

StealthFan · « **Reply #5 on:** March 11, 2014, 11:38:14 PM »

fix that backround breh

Atramental · « **Reply #6 on:** March 11, 2014, 11:42:10 PM »

PD, would you simp? Yes or no?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #7 on:** March 11, 2014, 11:58:25 PM »

Quote from: Esch on March 11, 2014, 10:54:21 PM

I feel like this isn't the worst internet simping i've seen. There are deeper levels to this shit. The stories people tell about dudes paying for cars and shit...

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I dunno, buying stuff at least gives you some emotional leverage in your simp game. pathetic open letters on facebook not to much.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** March 12, 2014, 12:02:06 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on March 11, 2014, 11:42:10 PM

PD, would you simp? Yes or no?

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I'd pay her spring tuition, that's it.

Atramental · « **Reply #9 on:** March 12, 2014, 12:05:54 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 12, 2014, 12:02:06 AM

I'd pay her spring tuition, that's it.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #10 on:** March 12, 2014, 12:19:42 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on March 11, 2014, 11:42:10 PM

PD, would you simp? Yes or no?

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Mischa Brooks may have a nice butt and whatnot, but that is such a shop.

Kara · « **Reply #11 on:** March 12, 2014, 12:31:00 AM »

Jayden took that in stride.

But he also commented on that shit show.

Hard to assess without falling back on stupid name prejudice.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #12 on:** March 12, 2014, 01:00:24 AM »

Quote from: Esch on March 12, 2014, 12:09:24 AM

Quote from: nudemacusers on March 11, 2014, 11:58:25 PM
I dunno, buying stuff at least gives you some emotional leverage in your simp game. pathetic open letters on facebook not to much.

one is free tho

the other requires a decent credit history

hey i'm not saying it's much better, but at least if you target your simpery towards the right woman you might get a robotic pity hj at some point down the road when her boyfriend dumps her and she comes over to spill her emotions on your lap.

it's risky to be sure, but sometimes you just gotta put all your simp cards on the table and (not ask her out like a normal person) try to buy her affections.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #13 on:** March 12, 2014, 01:01:22 AM »

Quote from: Karakand on March 12, 2014, 12:31:00 AM

Jayden took that in stride.

But he also commented on that shit show.

Hard to assess without falling back on stupid name prejudice.

he was probably posting from his phone while getting his taint licked

Momo · « **Reply #14 on:** March 12, 2014, 03:53:59 AM »

http://whiteknightshame.com/

doctavius bonbon · « **Reply #15 on:** March 12, 2014, 09:14:59 AM »

Quote from: Esch on March 11, 2014, 11:32:02 PM

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on March 11, 2014, 10:56:59 PM
I shouldn't be anybody's boyfriend, but I want to be anyway. Want to be my steak and blowjob day date, Esch?

I already penciled Shaka in

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@ that white background

i'mma upgrade this

god bless.

benjipwns · « **Reply #16 on:** March 12, 2014, 09:42:19 AM »

This is funnier than anything I've seen Jayden do.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** April 11, 2014, 06:59:14 PM »

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #18 on:** April 11, 2014, 07:04:10 PM »

Should have said in return "I wear tampons, you'll have to shove 'em up your ass."

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #19 on:** April 11, 2014, 07:09:09 PM »

That's hot

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** April 11, 2014, 07:16:53 PM »

Himu we can go on long walks in the park

I'll but you an Olive Garden dinner and pay the tip

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #21 on:** April 11, 2014, 07:17:33 PM »

Should have said in return "I wear tampons, you'll have to shove 'em up your ass."

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** April 11, 2014, 07:20:07 PM »

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #23 on:** April 11, 2014, 07:22:53 PM »

Whoa that double post is crazy. The hell?

Oh god I think I figured it out, my cat has learned the computer.

Himu · « **Reply #24 on:** April 11, 2014, 07:30:38 PM »

I'm not looking forward to guys bothering me on street corners Devo.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25 on:** April 11, 2014, 07:31:07 PM »

sounds like your cat is already smarter than Timedog

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I'm simping

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Shadow Mod · « **Reply #26 on:** April 11, 2014, 07:34:22 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on April 11, 2014, 07:30:38 PM

I'm not looking forward to guys bothering me on street corners Devo.

Welp get used to it, it's all part of being a woman. You gotta take the bad with the good.

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Himu · « **Reply #27 on:** April 11, 2014, 07:37:43 PM »

I want mace.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #28 on:** April 11, 2014, 08:15:41 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on April 11, 2014, 07:30:38 PM

I'm not looking forward to guys bothering me on street corners Devo.

girls should appreciate the attention

Trent Dole · « **Reply #29 on:** April 12, 2014, 03:56:09 AM »

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on April 11, 2014, 08:16:58 PM

I'm just calling you hot enough to drown in my semen, that's compliment you ungrateful bitches.

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #30 on:** April 12, 2014, 12:08:10 PM »

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/8005455/

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Author Topic: No simping (Read 1989 times)