Author Topic: Goat Simulator looks to be...goat. And an mmo (Read 1891 times)

Takao · « **Reply #1 on:** March 27, 2014, 09:17:34 PM »

I'm going to need IGN to over analyze and recut that trailer to chronological order for me to understand the reference.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2 on:** March 27, 2014, 09:40:27 PM »

Goat of the Year

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3 on:** March 27, 2014, 09:49:26 PM »

Greatest of All Time

brob · « **Reply #4 on:** March 27, 2014, 09:52:07 PM »

escape goat 2 is really the only competition for GOTY right now, but it's still early in the year.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5 on:** March 27, 2014, 09:59:25 PM »

I've said it before and I'll say it again; man, I love being a goat!

Takao · « **Reply #6 on:** March 27, 2014, 10:03:38 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 27, 2014, 09:59:25 PM

I've said it before and I'll say it again; man, I love being a goat!

Trent Dole · « **Reply #7 on:** March 27, 2014, 10:33:48 PM »

Holy shit that trailer. Bear Simulator's got competition!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #8 on:** March 27, 2014, 10:42:22 PM »

I've had this preordered for ages. One of my best friends has a serious hatred of goats that is almost like torette's syndrome. If you just say "goat" around her, she starts saying "fucking those fucking goats I hate them so fucking much."

I'm gonna make her play it.

tiesto · « **Reply #9 on:** March 27, 2014, 10:56:48 PM »

Funny enough, I was listening to this as I saw the thread:

This game is gonna be fucking amazing!!!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #10 on:** March 28, 2014, 12:06:32 AM »

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #11 on:** March 28, 2014, 12:19:40 AM »

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MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12 on:** March 28, 2014, 12:38:48 AM »

Carrying on the proud tradition of Bethesda!

Yulwei · « **Reply #13 on:** March 28, 2014, 07:34:09 AM »

That trailer

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #14 on:** March 28, 2014, 03:39:41 PM »

Spent the morning playing this. It's a fucking dumb mess and I love it.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #15 on:** March 28, 2014, 08:18:35 PM »

Game looks amazing!

benjipwns · « **Reply #16 on:** March 28, 2014, 08:30:10 PM »

Wait...this is from the Sanctum guys.

Rufus · « **Reply #17 on:** March 28, 2014, 08:35:48 PM »

Weird. I didn't even know they made Super Sanctum until you gave away a key.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #18 on:** March 31, 2014, 02:04:37 AM »

lol this is beating Elder Scrolls Online for most anticipated April game on todays Gamefaqs poll

magus · « **Reply #19 on:** March 31, 2014, 07:21:18 AM »

i gave a try to this and there isn't much of a game, it's just a bunch of small objective's like "jump there" "do a flip" "find stuff", there is really nothing special about it other than the on purpouse janky physic engine, so basicaly you are getting a smaller version of skate 3 and without EA hilarious attempt of making a real game

honestly it's a game aimed at the letsplay crowd on youtube which is a pretty easy way to make 2 millions people know that you made a thing

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #20 on:** March 31, 2014, 09:00:15 AM »

Quote from: IGN

Goat Simulator is a small, broken and stupid game. It was made in a couple of weeks so don’t expect a game in the size and scope of GTA with goats. In fact, you’re better off not expecting anything at all actually. To be completely honest, it would be best if you’d spend your $10 on a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe a real-life goat.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Just kidding, that's from the game's official website.

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a slime appears · « **Reply #21 on:** March 31, 2014, 09:27:56 AM »

Aside from the high price point, I don't understand how people can hate this hilariously awful joke game. It's stupid, the developers know it and even tells you not to buy it, then throws in a bunch of unexpected shit like achievements/combo system/slow-mo, full blown modding support, and a ton of hilarious hidden shit.

SPOILERS FOR PEOPLE WHO CARE ABOUT GOAT SPOILERS

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The easter eggs that I know about:
- The goat castle where you become the goat king you gain the ability to summon dead goats
- The satanic sacrificial altar that turns you into a demon goat and gives telekinetic powers
- The ability to play as an ostrich, giraffe, yak, and other animals
- The magic science hole that changes your shape randomly
- Get abducted by aliens and teleported into space
- Jetpack that doesn't really work

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BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #22 on:** March 31, 2014, 08:31:39 PM »

Got the Flappy Goat achievement. *flex*

brob · « **Reply #23 on:** April 02, 2014, 04:40:32 PM »

http://www.pcgamer.com/2014/04/02/a-goat-farmer-reviews-goat-simulator-goats-love-champagne/#null

GOAT EXPERT APPROVES GOAT GAME

GOAT/10

Yeti · « **Reply #24 on:** June 05, 2014, 06:01:16 PM »

New patch out

Yeti · « **Reply #25 on:** November 18, 2014, 07:07:15 PM »

Yulwei · « **Reply #26 on:** November 18, 2014, 07:36:21 PM »

What the hell...?

so unexpected

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #27 on:** November 18, 2014, 08:27:10 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #28 on:** November 18, 2014, 08:42:18 PM »

He was like "put up your dukes" and I was like "I got fucking no dukes".

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #29 on:** November 18, 2014, 08:44:38 PM »

Finally, an mmo that I won't actually play but won't actively shit all over

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #30 on:** November 18, 2014, 08:48:45 PM »

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Features

-Five different classes: Warrior, Rouge, Magician, Hunter and Microwave

-Complete dozens of quests, level up a hundred times and play five different classes that’s a ton of content you do the math, we all went to high-school well I didn’t I was too busy huffing paint behind the cafeteria

-Level cap is 101, 1 level higher than you-know-what

-Prolly not tons of content tho, but don’t hate be cool

-Stay a while and listen to Dumblebore the Grey in Twistram

-Faction warfare between goats and sheep

-MMO simulation so good you’ll think it’s real

-There are even elves and dwarves like in that movie

chronovore · « **Reply #31 on:** November 19, 2014, 12:41:42 AM »

"TIME FOR THE LAZY DEVELOPERS TO TURN THEIR COMPUTERS BACK ON..."

I love these guys.

Yeti · « **Reply #32 on:** November 19, 2014, 02:14:05 AM »

To be clear, it's not a Goat Simulator MMO. It's a Goat MMO Simulator.

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