Dynamite simping isn't honest, cringe inducing, simping though.
If I'm a dude that offers to buy a chick a car and I'm not touching her, that's pathetic.
If I'm a dude that offers to buy a dozen chicks a car, that's almost certainly a valid game plan, in my price range, with no shame attached.
I remember reading a pornstar interview when I was a teenager and she said that when she was a highschooler some dude use to have her and her friends over to his house to skinny dip and take them back to his bedroom one by one, and he offered her a car. Other than being a pedo and a john, that's living the life.
