Author Topic: Happy Mother's Day, brehs (Read 1806 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **on:** May 11, 2014, 10:40:29 AM »

I'm going to get some yard work done and then cook something for my mom (spaghetti). Maybe buy her a random Dean Koontz novel. I'm a good son.

benjipwns · « **Reply #1 on:** May 11, 2014, 11:09:32 AM »

How come there's no Son Day? This is like that whole Black History Month scam!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** May 11, 2014, 11:33:46 AM »

Quote from: Esch on May 11, 2014, 11:29:32 AM

Bought mine a book and card, same with grandma. Making both of them brunch right now.

What you making breh

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3 on:** May 11, 2014, 11:36:39 AM »

I'm gonna buy mine Chinese food later. And make a concerted effort not to say snide things to her when she does/says stupid shit.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #4 on:** May 11, 2014, 11:44:36 AM »

I gave her a call.

I got plans today.

demi · « **Reply #5 on:** May 11, 2014, 12:02:30 PM »

I looked at some Mother/Son roleplay vids, I figure that's good enough for one year

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #6 on:** May 11, 2014, 12:03:34 PM »

Crying into my pillow as I try to skype her.

lennedsay · « **Reply #7 on:** May 11, 2014, 01:38:08 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on May 11, 2014, 12:03:34 PM

Crying into my pillow as I try to skype her.

You're more than welcome to come hang with us today. We're going to the park in awhile with my family, probably getting fried chicken because we're taking full advantage of being lazy today.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #8 on:** May 11, 2014, 01:44:11 PM »

Gonna call her in a bit. I'm going home for like two weeks here in about a week and a half so I get to see her and the Pops for a good long time. Excited.

king of the internet · « **Reply #9 on:** May 11, 2014, 02:39:04 PM »

Just saw this gem on FB.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #10 on:** May 11, 2014, 02:50:49 PM »

Had a big feed of lobster yesterday

nachobro · « **Reply #11 on:** May 11, 2014, 02:54:27 PM »

Mr. T's favorite day!

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I don't got a mama

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Shaka Khan · « **Reply #12 on:** May 11, 2014, 02:54:55 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on May 11, 2014, 01:38:08 PM

Quote from: Shaka Khan on May 11, 2014, 12:03:34 PM
Crying into my pillow as I try to skype her.

You're more than welcome to come hang with us today. We're going to the park in awhile with my family, probably getting fried chicken because we're taking full advantage of being lazy today.

I'm tempted to take you up on that offer lol.

Tasty · « **Reply #13 on:** May 11, 2014, 03:05:29 PM »

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #14 on:** May 11, 2014, 04:17:12 PM »

Took my wife out to brunch this morning, worked in the garden and now we're laying around while kiddo takes a nap. Going out to dinner with my parents and grandparents tonight.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #15 on:** May 11, 2014, 06:55:54 PM »

Brought mine some flowers, that always makes her happy.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #16 on:** May 11, 2014, 07:06:49 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on May 11, 2014, 04:17:12 PM

Took my wife out to brunch this morning, worked in the garden and now we're laying around while kiddo takes a nap. Going out to dinner with my parents and grandparents tonight.

I hope you're growing extra tomatoes for Van Cruncheon this year.

bork · « **Reply #17 on:** May 11, 2014, 09:16:59 PM »

Picked up food from Alon's (restaurant-quality take out place) for lunch and brought it over to my parents' house. All my mom wanted to do was go walking with everyone on a nature trail, so we took the dog out there for a big walk, then went to visit the grandparents. Grandma was happy to see us; Grandpa was pretty much like "OH HI LOVE THAT DOG OK NOW GTFO I WANT TO EAT."

Was a good day.

lennedsay · « **Reply #18 on:** May 11, 2014, 10:00:43 PM »

Went to the coffee house and shopped for a bit in the historic area by our house in the morning. Then picked Shaka up, picked up quality fried chicken, and ate it at the park with my family. Took pictures of our baby girl where my husband and I got married. Total success.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #19 on:** May 11, 2014, 10:04:50 PM »

... And the day was saved.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #20 on:** May 12, 2014, 09:50:02 AM »

I sent my mom some Sheri's berries. Bought my wife an iPad mini with Retina display and gave her Mother's day head.

demi · « **Reply #21 on:** May 12, 2014, 10:02:35 AM »

Paying for pussy, still hasnt changed since you were dating

Brehvolution · « **Reply #22 on:** May 12, 2014, 10:11:06 AM »

It was still my choice. She didn't know she was getting either.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23 on:** May 12, 2014, 02:43:11 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on May 12, 2014, 10:11:06 AM

It was still my choice. She didn't know she was getting either.

*calls the police*

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #24 on:** May 12, 2014, 03:00:43 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on May 12, 2014, 10:11:06 AM

It was still my choice. She didn't know she was getting either.

At least you didn't get the presents for your wife and your mom mixed up.

Oblivion · « **Reply #25 on:** May 12, 2014, 03:07:18 PM »

I love my mom, but I sure as hell don't like her.

chronovore · « **Reply #26 on:** May 13, 2014, 07:16:51 PM »

Got my technology-capable stepmom a Chromecast and my technologically-inept mother a broach.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27 on:** May 13, 2014, 07:31:19 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on May 13, 2014, 07:16:51 PM

Got my technology-capable stepmom a Chromecast and my technologically-inept mother a broach.

tech-capable parents...I wish I had one. It took ages to teach them how to use USB drives.

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Author Topic: Happy Mother's Day, brehs (Read 1806 times)