Author Topic: FIFA World Cup 2014 thread of GER bests ARG, Neuer wins Glove, Messi wins Ball (Read 182491 times)

Himu · « **Reply #900 on:** June 22, 2014, 07:32:45 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on June 22, 2014, 07:31:47 PM

No commercials is hard on my bladder

Oh wait mobile app

Always pee during halftime

Squiddy · « **Reply #901 on:** June 22, 2014, 07:33:52 PM »

Portugese acting classes paying off

Huff · « **Reply #902 on:** June 22, 2014, 07:34:04 PM »

Portugal really puts the pussy in soccer

Himu · « **Reply #903 on:** June 22, 2014, 07:36:17 PM »

What a slide

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #904 on:** June 22, 2014, 07:36:41 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on June 22, 2014, 07:32:45 PM

Quote from: Spencer on June 22, 2014, 07:31:47 PM
No commercials is hard on my bladder

Oh wait mobile app

Always pee during halftime

I ha promised to move some trees into place in the yard during half time

Squiddy · « **Reply #905 on:** June 22, 2014, 07:38:23 PM »

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #906 on:** June 22, 2014, 07:39:27 PM »

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Himu · « **Reply #907 on:** June 22, 2014, 07:39:55 PM »

Omg!!!! Thanks Portugal defense you were shit!!!

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #908 on:** June 22, 2014, 07:40:04 PM »

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #909 on:** June 22, 2014, 07:40:28 PM »

DEMPSEY!!!!!!

Kara · « **Reply #910 on:** June 22, 2014, 07:40:44 PM »

QUE GOLAZO

Himu · « **Reply #911 on:** June 22, 2014, 07:40:53 PM »

Eight minutes!

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #912 on:** June 22, 2014, 07:41:25 PM »

etiolate · « **Reply #913 on:** June 22, 2014, 07:41:32 PM »

Go to taqueria, US scores two goals. Power of carnitas.

Squiddy · « **Reply #914 on:** June 22, 2014, 07:42:20 PM »

FUCK YOU WORLD, FUCK YOU!
SUCK OUR GIANT AMERICAN COCK!

Himu · « **Reply #915 on:** June 22, 2014, 07:42:58 PM »

Holy shit Dempsey :lupe

brawndolicious · « **Reply #916 on:** June 22, 2014, 07:43:39 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on June 22, 2014, 07:24:45 PM

It only took them an hour to equalize.

And 15 minutes to pass them. I kind of feel sorry for Portugal.

Himu · « **Reply #917 on:** June 22, 2014, 07:44:14 PM »

My heart

Himu · « **Reply #918 on:** June 22, 2014, 07:47:27 PM »

These close calls

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #919 on:** June 22, 2014, 07:47:56 PM »

end the game now come on

Your Stalker · « **Reply #920 on:** June 22, 2014, 07:48:01 PM »

he mad as fuck

Kara · « **Reply #921 on:** June 22, 2014, 07:48:37 PM »

This shit is going to be like 5 minutes of stoppage.

Himu · « **Reply #922 on:** June 22, 2014, 07:49:22 PM »

Quote from: Karakand on June 22, 2014, 07:48:37 PM

This shit is going to be like 5 minutes of stoppage.

It may be Atletico v Real all over again :lupe Let's pray for four.

Your Stalker · « **Reply #923 on:** June 22, 2014, 07:49:43 PM »

5 minuuuutes

Himu · « **Reply #924 on:** June 22, 2014, 07:49:48 PM »

FUCK. It's five.

Kara · « **Reply #925 on:** June 22, 2014, 07:50:57 PM »

5 minutes you say?

Karakandamus

Himu · « **Reply #926 on:** June 22, 2014, 07:51:29 PM »

Portugal is

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #927 on:** June 22, 2014, 07:53:30 PM »

oh gutted - great goal though

Squiddy · « **Reply #928 on:** June 22, 2014, 07:53:41 PM »

Fuck this gay earth.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #929 on:** June 22, 2014, 07:53:59 PM »

fuck

Your Stalker · « **Reply #930 on:** June 22, 2014, 07:54:10 PM »

Kara · « **Reply #931 on:** June 22, 2014, 07:54:36 PM »

Fantastic cross.

Himu · « **Reply #932 on:** June 22, 2014, 07:54:55 PM »

IT'S ATLETICO V REAL ALL OVER AGAIN

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #933 on:** June 22, 2014, 07:55:05 PM »

well the USA had a good run

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #934 on:** June 22, 2014, 07:57:43 PM »

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on June 22, 2014, 07:56:14 PM

Sorry dudes, but you got in a good position, all you need to do is tie Germany and you're in.

etiolate · « **Reply #935 on:** June 22, 2014, 07:58:39 PM »

Portugal has been mostly dominated in their two games. I am not sure they beat Ghana.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #936 on:** June 22, 2014, 07:58:53 PM »

Okay that was an amazing game all around. Now just the US-Germany game and Ghana-Portugal. Everybody in the group has a chance of being knocked out so the next two games will be exciting.

Huff · « **Reply #937 on:** June 22, 2014, 07:58:55 PM »

Both us and Germany get in with a tie. Need to get in touch with our blonde hair blue eyed brothers and set up a deal

Your Stalker · « **Reply #938 on:** June 22, 2014, 07:59:55 PM »

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on June 22, 2014, 07:56:14 PM

Sorry dudes, but you got in a good position, all you need to do is tie Germany and you're in.

Himu · « **Reply #939 on:** June 22, 2014, 08:00:04 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on June 22, 2014, 07:58:39 PM

Portugal has been mostly dominated in their two games. I am not sure they beat Ghana.

I don't think they can either. Ghana will decimate them.

Squiddy · « **Reply #940 on:** June 22, 2014, 08:01:45 PM »

USA needs to do better than Ghana, and considering the performance Portugal put up today

brawndolicious · « **Reply #941 on:** June 22, 2014, 08:03:09 PM »

Hmm just noticed that both of the remaining group G games will be airing at the same time (Thursday 9AM PST). That's going to be emotional.

Squiddy · « **Reply #942 on:** June 22, 2014, 08:04:20 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #943 on:** June 22, 2014, 08:05:18 PM »

Seriously I am still emotionally distraught from us having almost won the match but then they had to do that beautiful fucking cross.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #944 on:** June 22, 2014, 08:05:44 PM »

so what does this mean brehs

Squiddy · « **Reply #945 on:** June 22, 2014, 08:07:08 PM »

Squiddy · « **Reply #946 on:** June 22, 2014, 08:11:50 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 22, 2014, 08:05:44 PM

so what does this mean brehs

etiolate · « **Reply #947 on:** June 22, 2014, 08:22:18 PM »

Basically, US and Germany are rooting for a Portugal-Ghana tie. If those two tie then nothing else matters.

Himu · « **Reply #948 on:** June 22, 2014, 08:31:11 PM »

You're Klinssmann. Bradley is sucking hard. Who do you replace him with?

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #949 on:** June 22, 2014, 08:36:19 PM »

easy answer : Herr Bradly Klinsmann

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #950 on:** June 22, 2014, 08:56:33 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 22, 2014, 08:05:44 PM

so what does this mean brehs

The US is still sitting in decent shape. On the negative side, our last game is against Germany. On the plus side, we advance no matter what in the event of a tie against Germany, or the Ghana vs. Portugal game ending in a tie. If we are destined to lose against Germany, Portugal winning against Ghana is the next best outcome, as we are currently +1 in goal differential and Portugal is -4 because of their first game. If we lose to Germany and Ghana beats Portugal, then it comes down to how bad we lose/how strongly they win. We are +1 and Ghana is -1 in goal differential. If we lose and they win, obviously, that evens out at a bare minimum. So, we just need to keep it close against Germany (within a goal) mainly.

So, we're not guaranteed to advance, but I honestly like our chances.

Himu · « **Reply #951 on:** June 22, 2014, 09:40:43 PM »

Fucking Bradley.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #952 on:** June 22, 2014, 09:56:16 PM »

I'm glad I'm not the only one that was yelling at his television because of Bradley. M'fucker looked like a dad out there trying to keep with young men. It's amazing to me that Klinsmann had the balls to cut Landon, but won't sit down Bradley late in the game.

If you told me before the day USA would draw with Portugal, i would have been pretty pumped. But not like that ... not like that.

Himu · « **Reply #953 on:** June 22, 2014, 10:02:16 PM »

#fuckbradley trending on twitter

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #954 on:** June 22, 2014, 10:15:27 PM »

Basically the US is just rooting for a Ghana/Portugal draw.

Himu · « **Reply #955 on:** June 22, 2014, 10:20:14 PM »

No, I'm rooting for Germany and USA to just sit around and have tea for 90 minutes after kick off to tie.

Himu · « **Reply #956 on:** June 22, 2014, 10:27:07 PM »

80% of Americans have German ancestry. What do you say, Germany? Let's end this with a night cap.

Pls.

Himu · « **Reply #957 on:** June 22, 2014, 10:37:53 PM »

HOW DID BRADLEY LOSE THE BALL LOOK AT ALL THAT SPACE

AUGHHHH!!!!!

Kara · « **Reply #958 on:** June 22, 2014, 11:00:09 PM »

Quote from: The Business on June 22, 2014, 10:55:33 PM

Bradley has been suspect both matches after some amazing work in the friendlies. Has he been paid off? Maybe by his father?

Mandark · « **Reply #959 on:** June 22, 2014, 11:05:56 PM »

This Bradley pile-on is a bit #hotsportstake for me.

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Author Topic: FIFA World Cup 2014 thread of GER bests ARG, Neuer wins Glove, Messi wins Ball (Read 182491 times)