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Himu

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Re: World Cup 2014 thread of Spanish MELTDOWN!
« Reply #960 on: June 22, 2014, 11:11:18 PM »
Fucking Bradley.

 I wish I could shake him like a bad baby, but let's keep it real. The US were also stacked in the backfield when he bungled shit. And that early goal was a clear below performance error by Howard.

What can you do... :yeshrug

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« Reply #961 on: June 22, 2014, 11:13:20 PM »
You messed up, Mandark. Now I know it's a Jewish conspiracy.

Should have had Jonathan Bornstein and Benny Feilhaber on the roster.

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« Reply #962 on: June 22, 2014, 11:17:02 PM »
Jermaine jones goal was beauty.
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« Reply #963 on: June 22, 2014, 11:17:56 PM »
That was like a right-footed mirror image of the Messi goal against Iran.  Maybe the best goal I've seen from the USMNT in competition?  There were some nice counterattacks in that Confederations Cup run and I think a couple nice looking goals against Portugal in 2002, but for the shot itself, nothing that would beat this comes to mind.

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« Reply #964 on: June 22, 2014, 11:19:12 PM »
I actually think his kick was better looking than Messi's.
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« Reply #965 on: June 22, 2014, 11:46:16 PM »
Bradley trolling aside, I'm really proud of our guys. We played beautiful soccer out there at times. One counter attack was fantastic but ended up with a Portugal player blocking the goal.
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« Reply #966 on: June 22, 2014, 11:48:56 PM »
That was like a right-footed mirror image of the Messi goal against Iran.  Maybe the best goal I've seen from the USMNT in competition?  There were some nice counterattacks in that Confederations Cup run and I think a couple nice looking goals against Portugal in 2002, but for the shot itself, nothing that would beat this comes to mind.

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You even name dropped the Bruin of Ruin earlier.  :ufup

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Re: World Cup 2014 thread of Spanish MELTDOWN!
« Reply #967 on: June 23, 2014, 12:32:44 AM »
Seriously I am still emotionally distraught from us having almost won the match but then they had to do that beautiful fucking cross.

That's what it's like to watch England go on the defense after every goal lead.

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« Reply #968 on: June 23, 2014, 01:49:45 AM »
As a Cleveland sports fan, I should switch my allegiance to English soccer. They seem to have much in common.

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« Reply #969 on: June 23, 2014, 01:51:03 AM »
Oh USA, why did you give Portugal a chance?

Anyway this WC is turning out better then you thought now  :)

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« Reply #970 on: June 23, 2014, 01:56:34 AM »
As a Cleveland sports fan, I should switch my allegiance to English soccer. They seem to have much in common.

Randy Lerner does own Aston Villa. (For now.) :hitler


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« Reply #972 on: June 23, 2014, 03:43:49 AM »
so what does this mean brehs
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So a draw in the game between Portugal and Ghana and both USA and Germany advance.

Draw between USA and Germany and they both advance.

If Germany looses, Germany will probably still advance unless there is a blowout victory in one of the two matches, because they have the best goal difference.

If the US looses, they still have a decent chance if Portugal wins, because Portugal has to score a lot against Ghana (which seems highly unlikely at this point), unless Germany scores big against the US. If Ghana wins narrowly against Portugal and the US looses narrowly against Germany, USA might still advance, depending on the exact scores. The next tie breaker after goal difference is total Goals scored. If total goals scored would be the same for Ghana and the US, US would advance because they won against Ghana.

Frankly, i can't imagine that we (germany) are going in against the US because a draw would still be enough to become first in the group and it seems to be Löws plan to conserve power. The question is if Klinsmann is content with playing it safe, because if a goal is scored late against the US, the face the danger of being eliminated. Also germany isn't a team that's really well suited to temporize, as the team has a really offensive DNA. I'm also kinda afraid of the power of the US, because our defense already had big problems against the fast and powerful offense of Ghana. Lastly, second place probably means facing Belgium which probably both the US and Germany want to avoid, even though Belgium has disappointed so far.


Also, if Germany looses 0-2 and Ghana wins 3-0, a coin toss would decide if Ghana or Germany would advance  :neogaf :neogaf

The same would happen between Portugal and the US if the US loose 3-2 and Portugal wins 4-0.
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« Reply #973 on: June 23, 2014, 05:52:33 AM »
Using a coin toss to potentially determine the victor  :neogaf
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« Reply #974 on: June 23, 2014, 06:04:57 AM »
Pray to rngesus!

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« Reply #975 on: June 23, 2014, 07:08:21 AM »

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« Reply #976 on: June 23, 2014, 10:10:39 AM »

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« Reply #977 on: June 23, 2014, 10:16:44 AM »
How you gonna beat Germany like it's 1945, Russia is out already and can't do the bulk for you :whoo

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« Reply #978 on: June 23, 2014, 10:23:27 AM »
That USA game was awesome.

Of course I was rooting for the US, but that pass from Rinaldo at the end was fuckin god-tier. :lawd  :ohhh
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« Reply #979 on: June 23, 2014, 10:38:55 AM »
USA fans are much more tolerable today with their bravado replaced with frustration and pragmatic hopes for germany to go easy on them.

feels much more european. much more football. like you're being moulded by the great game.

now just to kill that fucking chant and you're golden.

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« Reply #980 on: June 23, 2014, 10:40:43 AM »
I'm not going to wish for a draw with Germany and hope we can get by. I'm an American. Let's beat Germany like it's 1945 and hope that Ghana destroys Portugal and really turn this group on its head.

Pick your battles wisely, you might loose everything. Klinsi seems to share your feelings though, at least publically.
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« Reply #981 on: June 23, 2014, 11:26:12 AM »
I'm calling it right now:

USA - Germany, 2-1

American Exceptionalism
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« Reply #982 on: June 23, 2014, 11:32:21 AM »
Germany defeated by a German, it only makes sense!

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« Reply #983 on: June 23, 2014, 11:44:54 AM »
Germany will probably beat us by 1 or 2 but I'll still be there cheering on :american and I kinda agree with Biz. Parking the bus isn't the Amerikkkan way and we may just have an obligation to the fledgling sport here in the US not to be boring whether we win or lose :usacry

As for the bolded, I hope not. I'm so terrified of the prospect of getting knocked out after coming so improbably close to advancing in this group that I would really love nothing more than a 0-0 tie.

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« Reply #984 on: June 23, 2014, 11:46:56 AM »
I want to see 90 minutes of this:
 

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« Reply #985 on: June 23, 2014, 11:50:05 AM »
USA fans are much more tolerable today with their bravado replaced with frustration and pragmatic hopes for germany to go easy on them.

feels much more european. much more football. like you're being moulded by the great game.

now just to kill that fucking chant and you're golden.

Being told to temper your expectations by an Englishman :fbm

You're right about the chant of course. Too generic. The overall militant tone of it is ideal, but it needs more flair. Jeez. Just riff something off America the Beautiful or the star spangled banner if you have to.

i think ripping off some irish drinking song or something is a much better way to go. more wake scene in the wire, less barney's afterschool special.

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« Reply #986 on: June 23, 2014, 12:50:02 PM »
Holland Chili is a snoozefest

Holland doing as little as possible and Chili not bringin it

Momo

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Re: World Cup 2014 thread of Spanish MELTDOWN!
« Reply #987 on: June 23, 2014, 01:12:32 PM »
The USA chants are way worse than vuvuzelas. At least they double as dildos/hamster caves.

Momo

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« Reply #988 on: June 23, 2014, 01:23:13 PM »
dont Americans love airhorns? those things are loud and annoying enough to represent america

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« Reply #989 on: June 23, 2014, 01:33:26 PM »
Fine, we'll just go with the Hogan theme song instead :rejoice
This should legit be the national anthem of America


Himu

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« Reply #990 on: June 23, 2014, 01:33:36 PM »
I'm not going to wish for a draw with Germany and hope we can get by. I'm an American. Let's beat Germany like it's 1945 and hope that Ghana destroys Portugal and really turn this group on its head.

Not happening. Let's not play this America is best country we beat you in da war stuff. Pleaaaase.
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« Reply #991 on: June 23, 2014, 01:34:53 PM »
Shut up fools, holland is winning again.
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Momo

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« Reply #992 on: June 23, 2014, 01:38:26 PM »
Fine, we'll just go with the Hogan theme song instead :rejoice
This should legit be the national anthem of America

http://wwube.com/watch?v=fKJDAVvs_JA

:ufup star spangled banner is a classic

But watchu gonna do, brahther?


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Re: World Cup 2014 thread of Spanish MELTDOWN!
« Reply #993 on: June 23, 2014, 01:47:35 PM »
I like the USA chants, y'all can suck it. Don't be mad the name of your country isn't a perfect chant

Fifstar

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« Reply #994 on: June 23, 2014, 01:53:55 PM »
Himu, get your predictions in  :P
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Himu

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« Reply #995 on: June 23, 2014, 01:54:41 PM »
I did! I forgot about Netherlands and Spain matches
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« Reply #996 on: June 23, 2014, 01:55:55 PM »
Okay, just saw that the two tips were missing.
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Himu

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« Reply #997 on: June 23, 2014, 01:56:18 PM »
Yeah. Whew!
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« Reply #998 on: June 23, 2014, 01:58:21 PM »
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« Reply #999 on: June 23, 2014, 01:58:59 PM »
I like the USA chants, y'all can suck it. Don't be mad the name of your country isn't a perfect chant

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« Reply #1000 on: June 23, 2014, 01:59:00 PM »
9 points, 10 goals, pretty decent.
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Himu

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« Reply #1001 on: June 23, 2014, 02:08:55 PM »
:rofl
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« Reply #1002 on: June 23, 2014, 02:09:42 PM »
the american patriotism on neogaf is sickening. It is so easy to cheer against a country that are cocky like hell.

I laughed like mad yesterday when Portugal interrupted all the freedom crap on gaf in the very last minute. Karma.

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« Reply #1003 on: June 23, 2014, 02:12:34 PM »
I want to make a tank that says

Germany 1919 (Image removed from quote.)

Germany 1945 (Image removed from quote.)

Germany 2014 (Image removed from quote.)

And then after we win I'm going to throw a brick through my local German delicatessen's window

And then you realize that your team is coached by a German.  :lol

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« Reply #1004 on: June 23, 2014, 02:16:57 PM »
US victory would be an Innerer Reichsparteitag for the Biz.
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« Reply #1005 on: June 23, 2014, 02:17:13 PM »
Jürgen Klinsmann is as American Wernher von Braun

terrible comparison. Bringing war into sports is also distasteful.


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« Reply #1006 on: June 23, 2014, 02:20:55 PM »
the american patriotism on neogaf is sickening. It is so easy to cheer against a country that are cocky like hell.

You do realize that the patriotism is a joke, and it's not real.. right?
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« Reply #1007 on: June 23, 2014, 02:25:19 PM »
Cameroon vs. Brazil is gonna be a banger I can feel it :rejoice
Yeah this is going to be a match and a half.

Good luck americans wanting to watch your team getting hammered like Hitzelsperger

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« Reply #1008 on: June 23, 2014, 02:26:40 PM »
the american patriotism on neogaf is sickening. It is so easy to cheer against a country that are cocky like hell.

You do realize that the patriotism is a joke, and it's not real.. right?
was the salty tears after Portugal tied it up 2-2 also a joke?

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« Reply #1009 on: June 23, 2014, 02:37:23 PM »
If I was Iranian id still be for Us to see Santa cry.

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« Reply #1010 on: June 23, 2014, 02:41:42 PM »
Only SantaC would cheer for Portugal - the team that knocked his out from qualifying in the World Cup - so he can boo America.

If he's not cheering for Portugal, he sure as fuck doesn't seem mad Portugal wasn't eliminated.
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« Reply #1011 on: June 23, 2014, 02:41:57 PM »
Is TalesofWin SantaC?

you kids and your name changes

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« Reply #1012 on: June 23, 2014, 02:45:40 PM »
Only SantaC would cheer for Portugal - the team that knocked his out from qualifying in the World Cup - so he can boo America.

If he's not cheering for Portugal, he sure as fuck doesn't seem mad Portugal wasn't eliminated.

This reminds me, the only team I jeer more than England is Bafana, bunch of no hope fucks that lucked into an Afcon in 1996. Havent done shit since.

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Re: World Cup 2014 thread of Spanish MELTDOWN!
« Reply #1013 on: June 23, 2014, 02:54:12 PM »
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Sulley Muntari of Ghana is doing his best to make sure that football leaves something behind in Brazil, with the AC Milan midfielder filmed handing out money to some of the country's poor.

According to 101 Great Goals, Muntari was out and about in Maceio, the city in which Ghana's World Cup team are based:

The AC Milan player was reportedly granted special permission by head coach Kwesi Appiah to fulfill his desire of meeting under privileged people in Brazil.

During his tour of Maceio, Muntari signed autographs and took photos with the locals, and incredibly the African star put his hand in his pocket to hand out money to the people.

Eventually, the police asked him to stop. Per Globo.com (h/t Yahoo! Sports), recipient named Edivaldo said:

I’ve lived in this poor community behind the Rei Pele Stadium for forty years but have never seen anything like this before. Not once has a soccer player come here. Brazil never gave me anything but Ghana did. I will support them up to the end.

"My 80-year-old mother and I received R$350 [Brazilian reals],” said Inês Corrêa, who went to check out the commotion when police surrounded Muntari. “I believe that he had R$5,000 but unfortunately the police put an end to his good work. In this area we only see politicians at election time."

Muntari's Ghana grabbed a 2-2 draw with Germany that ensures they will have a chance of qualification from Group G going into their final game with Portugal.​



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Re: World Cup 2014 thread of Spanish MELTDOWN!
« Reply #1014 on: June 23, 2014, 03:03:29 PM »
US victory would be an Innerer Reichsparteitag for the Biz.

Can you explain a little bit the etymology of this? The German Wikipedia page is out of my vocab level.

Implies great gratification. It would translate to 'inner nuremberg-rally' and refers to the satifaction that glowing nazi supporters at the nuremberg rallies (Nazi party conventions with up 200 000 attendees and according atmosphere) felt after participating. Was apparently coined by youths during the during that time to mock the fanatic participants. Can be used to satirize somebody that celebrates something overly enthusiastic. Using it today is more or less politically incorrect, a german sport TV host had to apologize after using it during the WC 2010.
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« Reply #1015 on: June 23, 2014, 03:18:09 PM »
the american patriotism on neogaf is sickening. It is so easy to cheer against a country that are cocky like hell.

You do realize that the patriotism is a joke, and it's not real.. right?
was the salty tears after Portugal tied it up 2-2 also a joke?

You need to Act right
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« Reply #1016 on: June 23, 2014, 03:52:32 PM »
IF ONLY WE WON
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« Reply #1017 on: June 23, 2014, 04:00:31 PM »
Hopefully La Liga and Serie A get better placement on US networks at some point.

I wouldn't mind it, but I feel like the key to soccer becoming popular is to just hope that MLS can slowly build itself up as opposed to expecting success from airing matches from foreign leagues. Although I may be underestimating the growing enthusiasm here, as I seem to recall that there has been some success with Premiere League airings over here.

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« Reply #1018 on: June 23, 2014, 04:05:34 PM »
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U.S.-Portugal is ESPN’s most-viewed sporting event ever minus the NFL and college football telecasts.

that's a pretty big fucking "minus" lol. Still, good for soccer
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« Reply #1019 on: June 23, 2014, 04:14:47 PM »
This is your problem. There are only like 6 leagues in the world people actually want to watch, dont be aiming so high as to want MLS to be one of them, be satisfied with superb foreign leagues like the rest of us :hitler