Author Topic: FIFA World Cup 2014 thread of GER bests ARG, Neuer wins Glove, Messi wins Ball  (Read 182492 times)

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Bitch ass kicks from chili
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Ooh boy, so suspenseful.
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thank god I don't care who wins cause I'd be shitting bricks :omg
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Lucky bastards.
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it's ok guys, Mexico beating Brazil will cause an larger riot than the one they just narrowly avoided

edit: wait, wrong bracket

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damnit, do i have to keep rooting for Brazil so they can get defeated by a North American country during the finals?

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it's ok guys, Mexico beating Brazil will cause an larger riot than the one they just narrowly avoided

edit: wait, wrong bracket

Ultimate hypothetical NA fuckery is Mexico upsetting the Netherlands, beating Costa Rica. The US beats Belgium and Argentina, and then US-Mexico war in the semis

:whew

imagine Algeria beating France

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Apparently the 68% pass completion rate by Brazil was the worst of any brazilian squad in a WC game in the last 50 years. Tells you something about how hard it is to play against Chile.
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WHAT

A FUCKING

GOAL

HOLY

FUCKING

SHIT

JESUS

JESUS

Emptyquotin' dis forever.

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Cant tell you how nervous I am about Mexico tonight,  pfff

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I predict 3-2 to Mexico.
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Can't watch the game tonight because I got my final exam tomorrow  :-\ :( :'(
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Do you have to get up early or are you going to cram?

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Cram. It's sociology and I need to revise 20 texts for tomorrow.
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Cram. It's sociology and I need to revise 20 texts for tomorrow.
Oy vey. Good luck! :lol

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Double penalty on Robben

Ffs this ref ruining the game

Poor dutchies made to play in this heat :(

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Who the fuck lets teams play in 35 degrees?

#fifamaffia

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Mexico's out, finally I can rep CONCACAF without regret. :rejoice

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Congrats to Ruzbeh and Lager. That was one hell of a game.

Thanks.
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Turned in for the last 10 minutes, this fecking game  :whew :neogaf :lawd
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6th straight  loss for mexico in  round of 16 finals   :lol
« Last Edit: June 29, 2014, 02:22:08 PM by TalesofWin »

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I had tears in my eyes during the penalty, that tension!!

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I <3 the dutch. So nice to see the bitter tears at gaf also. The americans has always cheered against mexico, but when theyre up against a euro team they even support mexico  :lol

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Ochoa was so good, great keeper that kept Mexico in the tournament so many times.

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Mexican't
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I <3 the dutch. So nice to see the bitter tears at gaf also. The americans has always cheered against mexico, but when theyre up against a euro team they even support mexico  :lol

If only American fans could be as consistent as you in your support of EVERY EUROPEAN TEAM. I assume even in a game like Germany vs. Sweden, you're just cheering for Europe and thus don't care about the outcome. You know, because you're that consistent. And not the dumbest troll poster on the internet.

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Mexican't



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He had to dramatize it because the ref missed the first one

Only thing that counts now is the next game

What a good move by van gaal though, Huntelaar with the assist AND the goal.

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Diving isnt the most graceful thing I've witnessed dipping my toe into this sport, but it's clearly part of the game as its played. If people are getting away with it, they're doing well :patel

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I <3 the dutch. So nice to see the bitter tears at gaf also. The americans has always cheered against mexico, but when theyre up against a euro team they even support mexico  :lol

If only American fans could be as consistent as you in your support of EVERY EUROPEAN TEAM. I assume even in a game like Germany vs. Sweden, you're just cheering for Europe and thus don't care about the outcome. You know, because you're that consistent. And not the dumbest troll poster on the internet.

have you even seen the thread on gaf? There are supporters for CONCACAF and there are supporters for UEFA. I didnt start this shit. The trolling is massive in that WC thread.

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There's only need to rep an entire region if your country sucks.
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We only really rep CONCACAF because everyone thinks we should get the same number of bids as OFC so that all of UEFA can qualify despite being a confed full of shit teams too. It's not our fault whoever designed the confeds thought it would be a good idea to sever the Americas and include all of the Caribbean in the confed with far fewer countries.

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That CR goal reminded me of the EA FIFA game, when you accidentally pass the ball into the goal instead of shooting it.

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Can't say I am a fan of Greece.

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That CR goal reminded me of the EA FIFA game, when you accidentally pass the ball into the goal instead of shooting it.

"Why didnt my goalie mooooveeee, fuck this game"

Or

"Did you see that??? That would never happen in a real game"

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ughhhhhhh

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CONCACHOKE

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Max salt, gonna go out of bed and watch this

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Seems like I get all the action by switching in in the last couple of minutes.
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Shiiit I saw Greece equalized and got out of bed to watch this game (havent watched so far)

Im so gonna regret this tomorrow  :'(

Kara

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Especially since Greece is going to win and shit up this World Cup.

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 :lol

Id rather Holland play Greece though

Edit: Doesn't matter who it is actually, Greece looks alive now

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Costa Rica looks beat, Greek goal seems inevitable now.

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There's only need to rep an entire region if your country sucks.

Says the Dutch man. How is such a little country doing so well in this sport?

I <3 the dutch. So nice to see the bitter tears at gaf also. The americans has always cheered against mexico, but when theyre up against a euro team they even support mexico  :lol

If only American fans could be as consistent as you in your support of EVERY EUROPEAN TEAM. I assume even in a game like Germany vs. Sweden, you're just cheering for Europe and thus don't care about the outcome. You know, because you're that consistent. And not the dumbest troll poster on the internet.
have you even seen the thread on gaf? There are supporters for CONCACAF and there are supporters for UEFA. I didnt start this shit. The trolling is massive in that WC thread.

I'm not calling into question whether or not there are CONCACAF fans or UEFA fans. It doesn't take a genius to recognize that most people root for the home team, or the closest proximity to home as there is. I was calling out your attack of hypocrisy in saying that Americans are now rooting for Mexico. It seems obvious that -- as a regional rival -- we would often cheer against them, but in a situation like this cheer for them because of a sense of comradery. As I assume you are doing in rooting for the entire continent of Europe now when I assume you wouldn't in something like World Cup qualifying matches or the Euro tournament because doing so would be nonsensical.

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Why bother arguing with Santa? You're better then that.

Most Europeans wouldn't root for the entire continent, none that I know of anyway.
« Last Edit: June 29, 2014, 06:27:56 PM by Premium Lager »

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This game is great.

Gonna be tough to beat Greece or CR.

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TICOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

FUCK YES

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Suprised CR managed to hold out in extra time, they looked shaky.

Very good PK round.

Gonna be a tough fight next week.

Gz Costa Rica

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Were playing on counter attack Ruzbeh

If we attack more we won't be playing on counter attack

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costa rica are punching above their weight but are still a distinctly mediocre side (albeit, one with a killer offside trap). they exploited the space which uruguay and italy gave them when they pressed their assumed superiority, but even a toothless greek side limited to them to only one or two shots and had the better of the play (and that was before they had a man sent off) just by being a little more conservative.

i feel like LVG has everything he needs to put together a strategy which will chew up costa rica. should be a lot more fun than tonight, whatever happens.

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We only really rep CONCACAF because everyone thinks we should get the same number of bids as OFC so that all of UEFA can qualify despite being a confed full of shit teams too. It's not our fault whoever designed the confeds thought it would be a good idea to sever the Americas and include all of the Caribbean in the confed with far fewer countries.

based on history CONCACAF is shit. Meanwhile UEFA hasnt missed a final since 1950. That my friend is domination.

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I can't imagine Costa Rica will be more difficult than Mexico.

But if Netherlands plays both halves like they did first half today, Costa Rica will probably win and deserve the win. Netherlands really need to step up their game. Attack more, bitches.

costa rica is not on mexicos level. They had the luck to draw the worst offensive team in this WC.


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greece is everything americans hate about soccer

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greece is everything americans hate about soccer

i hope those americans didn't watch the ghana/germany games. the latter made greece look like chile.

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Uhm did we watch the same game? I turned it on for extra time and Greece was all over Costa Rica.