Your turn offs

[Himu]

Tattoos.

A tattoo here. A tattoo there. That's fine.But this recent trend of filling your entire body with ink men are doing is gross. That look is so jot sexy and it is pretty much so mainstream now it is getting harder to find non tatted men. Their tattoos rarely look good, nor cool, like
this:



98% of tattoos look like shit and they certainly aren't sexy. It is like every guy is trying to look like Dennis Rodman or Allen Iverson now. What was one a rarity is now becoming more and more common, and it is completely gross.

/rant

[Trent Dole]

This thread is just an excuse to hargle Roman Reigns isn't it?

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I approve.

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[Himu]

This thread is just an excuse to hargle Roman Reigns isn't it?

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I approve.

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Yes.

I swear that family has the coolest tattoos.

[Diunx]

Penises.

[Himu]

 

What kind of turnoffs? Sexual? Social?

Sexual.

[nudemacusers]

see i'm kind of hte opposite. i wish my wife had more ink. covered in it.

strangely i have none, and I don't think I ever will.


i really can't think  of much aside from bad breath or body odor. hairy legs.

[TVC15]

No piss.

[Huff]

Eating loudly

[Steve Contra]

I have pretty catholic tastes when it comes to women nothing specific would ever make me go

[nudemacusers]

Overt girliness. I don't mind my women being effeminate or a bit girly, cause well, they're girls. But when it's powerful like "OH MAH GAWD HIIII" and squeaky and giggly and shit it annoys me.

oh yeah the baby voice

[Shaka Khan]

Smooth, soft bodies. And going off of that: kids. They just do nothing for me.

[king of the internet]

Annoying laughs. Instant boner killer.

Eating loudly

Also, this. Triggers a combination of rage and disgust in me. 

[Phoenix Dark]

-Bad teeth
-Tongue piercings
-Smoking

[Shaka Khan]

Bad teeth

[CatsCatsCats]

Low self esteem.

If you don't love yourself, how the hell you gonna love somebody else?

[ToxicAdam]

There's two types of bad teeth. The crooked teeth, gap-toothed or snaggletooth thing .. which is no problem. But then there's the small rodent teeth that are all brownish or grey/black.

The latter is really hard to get around.

[Brehvolution]

A simple point drowned out by 20 minutes of back story involving some person I met once years ago and now she can't believe I don't remember that person.

[Himu]

A simple point drowned out by 20 minutes of back story involving some person I met once years ago and now she can't believe I don't remember that person.

[CatsCatsCats]

Yeah I very specifically planned all my tattoos to be colorful and ocean themed (I feel a strong connection to the ocean)

[nudemacusers]

i'm of two minds about that... either make it totally cohesive or celebrate the jumble of pomo kitsch.

regardless they should look good, not like a tattoo out of of a thrift mall.

[CatsCatsCats]

Yeah flash art tattoos suck. If you're not paying someone to design and draw an original tatto, what are you gonna do when you run into someone with the same tat?

[Himu]

You know what I think my problem with most tattoo addicts is? A lot of their shit rarely feels cohesive. Like that guy with gangsta shit on his belly, cross on his shoulder asian symbols on his arm, girls name on his back etc. If you're going to get lots of tattoos, why not build off a theme and make them aesthetically/ideologically coherent? Reminds me of that Sarah Marshall bit where she picks apart all his tats and says hes full of shit

I was thinking about getting one on my back next couple years though.

This is what I love about that this family's tat. One central theme.





If you get a tattoo, make it aesthetically pleasing. PLEASE.

[ToxicAdam]

The biggest problem with tattoos is that if you get something that is awesome, everyone is going to try to copy you and then a decade later you have the same tired shit everyone else has.

[brob]

smh at the body police in here telling people their expressions of their own beauty needs to conform to some nosey outsider's peeping. all y'all getting exposed on my tumblr just u fukkn wait

[Raban]

The only one I can think of is what Shaka posted: kids. Tattoos, piercings, baby voice, fat, smooth, shit, piss, vomit, whatever, I'll take it all. Just keep me away from your seed.

[Shaka Khan]

Low self esteem.

If you don't love yourself, how the hell you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

[Himu]

smh at the body police in here telling people their expressions of their own beauty needs to conform to some nosey outsider's peeping. all y'all getting exposed on my tumblr just u fukkn wait

There's nothing inherently wrong with tattoos. But in America, almost everyone in this generation has a tattoo now. And it isn't just one and done tattoo either, but covering entire body tattoos. It's gross.

[nachobro]

Smoking 
Posting on a gaming forum 

[Himu]

I'm never going to get pregnant, so I'm fine with kids.

[lordmaji]

Smokers, 100%. A girl can be amazingly hot and then she pulls out a cig and lights up... kills it everytime. She's no longer hot imo, she then looks just a bad as a meth head to me.

Sorry, just can't do it.

Most bald women too.

[king of the internet]

Bad teeth

One little snaggle tooth can be kinda cute, but I can't handle that shit if it's seriously jank or especially rotting out. 

[CatsCatsCats]

The tattoo id get came from an epiphany. After I broke my back I was reading the Puranas and came across the story of how Indra (hinduisms zeus equivalent) was looking to fashion a weapon to desroy the serpent Vrtra. He came to find that no conventional weapon could kill this asura, Vishnu told him that he had to fashion one from the bones of a sage Dadhichi in order to win. So the sage gave his life to the gods, using yoga to shape his spine into a weapon, Vajra... Nature's thunderbolt.  Its kind of a rebirth motif for me, the symbol is important in hinduism and especially buddhism. It also fits me because im from a warrior caste. So im probably gonna get a jazzed up version of this across my back.

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Ugh I hate you, your heritage and culture is so much better than mine

[Sausage]

I might get a Wu Tang tat myself

[Himu]

The tattoo id get came from an epiphany. After I broke my back I was reading the Puranas and came across the story of how Indra (hinduisms zeus equivalent) was looking to fashion a weapon to desroy the serpent Vrtra. He came to find that no conventional weapon could kill this asura, Vishnu told him that he had to fashion one from the bones of a sage Dadhichi in order to win. So the sage gave his life to the gods, using yoga to shape his spine into a weapon, Vajra... Nature's thunderbolt.  Its kind of a rebirth motif for me, the symbol is important in hinduism and especially buddhism. It also fits me because im from a warrior caste. So im probably gonna get a jazzed up version of this across my back.

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Ugh I hate you, your heritage and culture is so much better than mine

Ahahahaha

[lordmaji]

I might get a Wu Tang tat myself

I know a girl with a pink, flowery wu tang symbol tat right on top of her vagina. I found it disgusting, tattoos on your pubic region are just dumb. Like tats on butt cheeks and face.

100.

[Pickles the Firecat]

Blonde hair. Don't know what it is, just have a hard time appreciating it. Annoying laughs, mostly high pitched ones. Not a big fan of piercings.

Tattoos on women are gorgeous. Especially full back/sleeves. Cohesiveness matters, but I have no beef with people who are essentially collecting kitsch.

I've been working on a sleeve/half back design for...three years now. Just waiting it out and refining until I'm 30. I figure, by the time you're 30, your body kind of is what it is.

[Pickles the Firecat]

double....post...?  :'(

[CatsCatsCats]

My last name is German, I'm actually an adopted mutt. I wasn't brought up with any familial heritage or culture to be honest. I did recently find my birth mother, she wasnt willing to give me any info from my bio dad's side of the family but from her side I'm 1/16 Cherokee, 1/16 Irish (had an Irish settler who bought a Cherokee woman for an ancestor) 1/8 Norwegian and 1/4 Pacific Islander / Hawaiian ( I guess with a link to a Hawaiian royal family) which I suppose explains my affinity for the sea.

[Himu]

My cultural identity tattoo-wise would be a tat of a watermelon. maybe some fried cat fish and grits too.

[CatsCatsCats]

Yeah, it's the plight of being adopted  I like to think I have developed a pretty good self identity, but I didn't even know I was adopted until I was like 8, and it was on accident because my parents I guess assumed I knew.. Probably something I'll be talking about on a couch someday

[Mr. Gundam]

Smokers, 100%. A girl can be amazingly hot and then she pulls out a cig and lights up... kills it everytime. She's no longer hot imo, she then looks just a bad as a meth head to me.

Sorry, just can't do it.

Smoking is a deal breaker for me, too. Not like it matters now since I'm married, but still. No smokers.

[Diunx]

Dyed hair that doesn't fit, like blonde dyed hair on an arab girl or black girl. And blue/pin/what is this shit color on any girl.

I won't lie, I like girls with blue or dark red ends

[CatsCatsCats]

My wife smoked when I met her, convinced her to quit a month into dating *shrug*

Smoking is kinda hot, visually.

[Shaka Khan]

I've dated smokers. Actually I'm dating one right now. I only have a problem with it when the person is unaware of their breath and/or don't take measures to do something about it. Some people are so considerate I almost forget they smoke. In those cases, smoking became a turn on, tbh.

[brawndolicious]

Smoking a cigarette on occasion is fun but I would never actually date a smoker again unless they were quitting. It becomes too easy to pick it up yourself. Vaping is a decent enough alternative but obviously it's not something you can bum off random people.

My fastest turn off is a girl who doesn't reciprocate jokes. Anyone can laugh at something funny but if it's all one-way then there's something wrong with you.

[Mr. Gundam]

I honestly don't get why smoking is a deal breaker. I guess cause I'm so used to everybody smoking around me growing up even as a non smoker.

It smells terrible and that smell gets into everything.

I'm so glad you can't smoke in public in WA anymore. I always hated coming home from concerts smelling like a campfire.

[Huff]

Not drinking isn't really a turn off but it generally means they're not going to be able to handle me so I avoid them

Also if I meet/go to a bar that serves decent beer and they order a bud light. get out

[Pickles the Firecat]

Not drinking isn't really a turn off but it generally means they're not going to be able to handle me so I avoid them

Also if I meet/go to a bar that serves decent beer and they order a bud light. get out

tbh my girlfriend doesn't drink beer and while it's kind of frustrating to be the only one ordering a drink at a restaurant....it saves a lot of money.

Get weird looks from her friends when I order beer at lunch tho. That'll never get comfortable.

[tiesto]

Cigarettes (occasional weed use is fine)
Bad teeth
Super JAP/Guidette personalities

[Kara]

Wish I wasn't so shallow but I really can't get past teeth that need orthodontia, even if it's just a mild need.

[Your Stalker]

being talkative

[Shaka Khan]

Stalker be like—

[Kara]

The season of Drag Race she was on was fantastic.

Jiggly Caliente

[Shaka Khan]

Latrice Royale, she is large and in charge

[Kara]

Wow, bad pronoun use on my part.

Kill me along with the rest of the #cisscum.

[Phoenix Dark]

Smokers smell bad and ruin their gums and teeth, I can't deal with that.

I'm also not a fan of obnoxiously loud or dramatic people. Also: if you don't read GTFO.

[Himu]

Wow, bad pronoun use on my part.

Kill me along with the rest of the #cisscum.

she's a drag queen, she don't give a fuck.

[Phoenix Dark]

But not all drag queens consider themselves to be women though right? There are gay men who are drag queens.

I need a Fire Emblem style weapon triangle to keep all this stuff straight, no pun intended.

[Kara]

You're probably right Naomi, but I'd rather not be a jerk about that. 

[Himu]

Please don't call me my name on this forum If you're going to call me something like that, call me Nommy or something. It is a nick Oscar-san gave me