TVC's vomit journal

[TVC15]

6/2/2014
Today I threw up at approximately 7:30am.  In the future I'll make note of the specific time of the vomiting so as to make these journal entries more accurate. Anyway,  I vomited after I accidentally gagged myself while brushing my teeth.  This isn't the usual morning vomit routine that I tend to follow.  I like to vomit before I brush my teeth, for obvious reasons, but today it felt like I might be able to get away with not throwing up.  So I skipped right to brushing, and about 30 seconds in it became apparent that I shouldn't be fucking around with my mouth, but I persevered.  Things went south when I went in to brush my tongue--not particularly shocking.  It was mostly acrid and acidic, not much fluid as I've been dehydrated due to medicine lately.  Because of that, it was tough to all get out, and I was left dry heaving for some time.

[Eel O'Brian]

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[Phoenix Dark]

[Brehvolution]

Your poor throat. 

[Raban]

Can you take pics and post them to an instagram?

[Joe Molotov]

Have you discussed this with your primary care provider?

[Rufus]

I hear people with bulimia can wreck the plumming in their homes. Ever had issues with that, or do you not retch up enough for that?

[Raban]

He chases every poop with a barf, so yeah that plumbing is fucked... Or sparkly clean, whichever.

[Positive Touch]

what do your teeth look like

[drew]

I hear people with bulimia can wreck the plumming in their homes. Ever had issues with that, or do you not retch up enough for that?

"plumming"

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[Rufus]

Goddam it.

[Barry Egan]

is the constant vomiting psychosomatic?  that's pretty wild if so.  I'm sure any analyst would be glad to have you on the couch.

[PlayDat]

6/2/2014
This isn't the usual morning vomit routine that I tend to follow.  I like to vomit before I brush my teeth, for obvious reasons, but today it felt like I might be able to get away with not throwing up.

Have OCD?

Tell me more about the texture of this vomit though. Color? Viscosity?  It's been years since I last puked. 

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Feel better

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[Dickie Dee]

what do your teeth look like

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[Joe Molotov]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/deep-down-area-man-knows-hes-not-done-vomiting,36188/

[TVC15]

Today was quiet, but yesterday at about 10:30 I threw up partially digested pizza all over myself.  It came out of nowhere, and it covered my shirt.

Have you discussed this with your primary care provider?

I discussed it with my previous one, but not my current one.  Investigations kind of went nowhere, and in the end he figured it was something GERD-y. I've since developed thyroid issues, which is one of the things we had checked out and is a source for vomit-y problems, but it works in reverse, too.  The puking could be causing the thyroid problems. I don't really care--an extra pill a day for my thyroid is just another addition to the cereal bowl of pills I consume every day.

what do your teeth look like

My teeth aren't so bad, but I have to make sure I'm 100% on top of them when it comes to care because everything bad possible gets worse faster.  The real problem with my teeth is that I need orthodontic shit done and I don't wan to pay for it.

[TVC15]

6/4/2014
7:20am

This was my usual morning vomit, which hasn't been happening the past few days. I actually prepare for this vomit the night before by 1) not eating anything after ~8:00pm and 2) drinking a lot of water. This ensures that the vomit will contain no food and flow out easier.  As I mentioned before, medication has been making me dehydrated lately, so there's a careful balancing act of making sure I drink enough water but not drink so much that I have to wake up to pee.

As a special vomit tip, I used some of the last vomit to swallow some pills this morning.  Since I kind of vomit in spurts, it's pretty easy to tell when the last of it is on deck in my throat.

[ToxicAdam]

I can vomit at will. Well, more like regurgitation as I can only do it shortly after I've eaten something and it never has stomach acid in it.

Sorry about your problem, TVC. It must always be wieghing on your mind.

[TVC15]

The worst is when I vomit up a partially digested pill because you get that chemical taste and sensation stuck in the back of my throat.

[TVC15]

Daily double!

6/4/2014
5:35pm

I had to take a dump and as often happens, I puked.  Not so bad--I hadn't eaten anything yet today--just a lot of liquid from soda and coffee.

[Kara]

One night in uni I decided that I really needed to yak and when I went to go induce it, it wasn't as easy as tawdry television dramas with cheap bulimia storylines had made it seem.

So then I had to go Google how to induce vomiting because clearly I was missing something (spoilers: it was water and hard work). Eventually I did yak, but I had to Google how to do it. 

Thankfully this was a helpful skill to have learned when I had frequent hangovers. Take control of your bodies brehs.

[TVC15]

Yeah, I have to say, I don't know how bulimics do it.  For as much as I vomit, I can't gag myself like that.  How far down do you have to stick your fingers? How do so many girls figure this out but I can't.

I can make myself gag by doing shit with my throat muscles, though.  Handless.

[Kara]

It's been awhile since I did it, but IIRC I only needed to go to the middle joint on my index finger, using my index and middle fingers together.

[Joe Molotov]

I can make myself gag by doing shit with my throat muscles, though.  Handless.

This thread is getting pretty hot.

[Raban]

you should apply to be a MFX porn actor TVC. they'd really value your particular skills.

[TVC15]

you should apply to be a MFX porn actor TVC. they'd really value your particular skills.

The closest I've seen to vomit porn is...

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http://i.somethingawful.com//sasbi/2006/12/elpintogrande/swap8.jpg

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[Raban]

[TVC15]

5/5/2014
3:54am

Woke up in the middle of the night because I had to pee. I think I was still a little wobbly from my night meds because I totally hurled a little bit. Maybe a cup or two of vomit. It's notable because I usually make it until I wake up at 6:30 to 6:45.

[TVC15]

5/5/2014
7:17am

Dry heaving, but it went on for like 2 minutes.  Maybe I exhausted my reserves from the earlier vomiting.

[TVC15]

I'm going to have to drive home to take a dump today.  We may just get the elusive nooner here.

[Dickie Dee]

I sometimes heave to the point of vomiting when brushing my teeth in the morning. Only a mouthful or so, but still.

It's weird how separate that impulse is from actual nausea (you haven't mentioned nausea problems)

[a slime appears]

THIS THREAD AIN'T SHIT.

Son, I would've destroyed you when I had the Norovirus. My vomit blog would've been like every 30 minutes.

[TVC15]

But you had to eat shit to get that super power.

To a degree, I like vomiting at this point.  Dry heaving is another story. And vomiting certain foods isn't great.

[a slime appears]

But you had to eat shit to get that super power.

To a degree, I like vomiting at this point.  Dry heaving is another story. And vomiting certain foods isn't great.

Nope! I caught it from someone who had the Norovirus and I was near them when they vomited. It easily spreads through the air or direct contact.

LEMME TELL YOU IT'S AN AWFUL COUPLE OF DAYS.

[TVC15]

6/6/2014

Nothing so far today. Going by the chundering, I have a feeling this'll be a "while I'm going to the bathroom" day.

[Yeti]

How do you manage when it is coming from both ends? Do you do a dance with the toilet hopping on and off, or do you try to puke between your legs?

[TVC15]

6/6/2014
8:45am

I did the very rare puke at work, after pooping.  I generally don't poop at work, either.  It was still early and no one was around, so I took the plunge. I had just had about half of a venti mocha so it tasted pretty nice.  It included whipped cream.

How do you manage when it is coming from both ends? Do you do a dance with the toilet hopping on and off, or do you try to puke between your legs?

It's only happened a few times.  There's really not much you can do. I think it's only happened when the poop was very...liquid so it's not like you can stand up and turn around.  You just have to throw up all over yourself. I'm used to that happening. I still have that pizza vomit shirt from the other night, unwashed.  I can maybe take pictures before I wash it.

[TVC15]

I vomited a lot over the weekend, but I was sick and I drank an entire bottle of scotch Friday night, so it's out of the scope of this journal.

I'm still sick today, but I got my morning vomit on.

6/9/2014
sometime between 7:15 and 7:30am
I triggered my vomit reflex while brushing my teeth.  As sometimes happens, my contact lens popped out while vomiting and landed in the sink, amidst the pile of vomit.  Since it was my last lens, I just hosed it off really good with contact lens solution and put it back in my eye.  So, as of this morning, I put something I threw up on back into my eyeball.  Score.

[Joe Molotov]

Pink Eye engage!

[Phoenix Dark]

this thread needs pics, vines, or something.

[TEEEPO]

my fav thread

[Kara]

As sometimes happens, my contact lens popped out while vomiting and landed in the sink, amidst the pile of vomit.  Since it was my last lens, I just hosed it off really good with contact lens solution and put it back in my eye.

I feel like we're related somehow...

[TVC15]

9/9/2014
5:34pm

Vomited after going to the bathroom.  Mostly Orange Crush, some poppy seeds from a bagel I ate earlier.  Didn't taste any of the garlic cream cheese I had with said bagel.  Orange Crush tasted nice coming up.  I had 2 cans of it today, one at about 4:45.  Would vomit it again.

[Squiddy]

It's possible you might have Bulimia.
Hit me up with a PM if you want some advice.

[TVC15]

If I had bulimia I'd be a lot thinner.

[TVC15]

6/10/2014
8:50-8:54am

So, I felt my stomach feeling a little off so I ran to the work bathroom, thinking it might be early enough that there wouldn't be people using it yet.  I was wrong. I ran to the elevator, got to my car, and started driving home (I live like 10 minutes away).  Unfortunately, it was too late.  On the drive home, I vomited all over myself. I was able to keep the last mouthful contained in my trap, and I managed to get home and go for round 2 in the toilet--I think the grossness of throwing up all over myself combined with keeping a spirt of vomit in my mouth triggered even more vomit.  I just took a quick shower and changed and now I'm going back to work. I ate kinda late last night, and even though there was no food in the puke, I think this may have antagonized my stomach a bit.  This was also kind of late for my morning vomit.  I thought I was going to have a pretty clear day.

[TVC15]

6/10/2014
11:28am

Just yakked again in my little garbage can at work.  I think I might actually still be a little sick.

[king of the internet]

Is it an open office where your co-workers can hear you horking?

[TVC15]

Is it an open office where your co-workers can hear you horking?

No, I have my own office.  I'm going to have to wait until tomorrow morning when no one is here to empty it out in the bathroom.

[Himu]

Why isn't there a bag in your trash can so you can dispose of it easily? Do to wait a day. It'll stink.

[TVC15]

There is, but I think walking down the hall with a saggy bag obviously filled with liquid is pretty conspicuous.  People will think the worst, like I pissed in it or something.

[king of the internet]

Dump it out the window.

[TVC15]

It's a windowless office   Plus I think the windows don't open even on the ones with windows.

[king of the internet]

Sounds like an anti-suicide measure.

[TVC15]

Unfortunately

[Himu]

There is, but I think walking down the hall with a saggy bag obviously filled with liquid is pretty conspicuous.  People will think the worst, like I pissed in it or something.

Take the trash can to the trash can. If someone asks, be honest and say you hurled. If not, say you accidentally left your lunch in there the previous day.

[TVC15]

6/10/2014
~12:30pm

Just had to take the uncommon second trip home of the day to take a poop.  I'm definitely still sick.  There was so much slime coming out of my ass that I felt like Shaka.  I almost puked afterwards but there was just a lot of spirited dry heaving.  I think my tummy is empty.  I dry heaved enough that my hands are shaking uncontrollably.

[Himu]

Jesus.

[TVC15]

Fuck, my ass is acting up again, and I just ate some pizza and tater tots.  We may get chunky here.

[Kara]

I shouldn't laugh at the on-topic posts in this thread but I laugh at pretty much every one.