Author Topic: TVC's vomit journal (Read 12122 times)

TVC15 · « **Reply #60 on:** June 10, 2014, 05:11:15 PM »

I have a 1 on 1 meeting with my boss in 50 minutes. I really don't have enough time to go home again without cutting it close. Himu, I'm not sure I'm going to make it. Hold my e-hand.

Himu · « **Reply #61 on:** June 10, 2014, 05:13:14 PM »

Tighten your ass cheeks in case you're going to make Taco Bell ground meat. Can you take a pepto bismal? Also, take some mints to mask the vomit.

Breathe in. Deeeeep breath

Whewwwwww.

Breathe out.

Breathe in.

Wheeeeeww.

Breathe out.

Back straight, tits popped out, chin and head level.

Concentrate on your breath. Do this for 10-20 minutes.

Just relax

TEEEPO · « **Reply #62 on:** June 10, 2014, 05:16:13 PM »

refreshing.

TVC15 · « **Reply #63 on:** June 10, 2014, 05:34:42 PM »

This has been going on far longer than I've been taking such meds.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #64 on:** June 10, 2014, 06:07:43 PM »

still no pics. how do we know you're not bullshitting?

Rufus · « **Reply #65 on:** June 10, 2014, 06:14:35 PM »

I assume you've tried rubbing some Vick's or whatever under your nose. Provided it's the smell that does it.

Yeti · « **Reply #66 on:** June 10, 2014, 08:35:42 PM »

Just put the garbage bag of vomit in your "Out" box and call the secretary in to take it away.

Bonus points if you address it to someone else you work with.

TVC15 · « **Reply #67 on:** June 11, 2014, 07:06:50 PM »

I forgot that last night was the night that the cleaning Mexicans come around and empty our garbage.

I've been thinking of starting an open-to-all anomalous bodily functions thread. It would be nice to have everyone contributing.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #68 on:** June 11, 2014, 09:19:54 PM »

whatever i ate tonight just caused anal barfing. it was like the fucking oso mudslide, houses were lost etc etc

TVC15 · « **Reply #69 on:** June 12, 2014, 04:17:45 PM »

Just ate meat for the first time in at least 2 months. We may have fireworks today or tomorrow.

king of the internet · « **Reply #70 on:** June 13, 2014, 02:07:54 PM »

Any updates on the meatsplosion?

TVC15 · « **Reply #71 on:** June 13, 2014, 02:16:07 PM »

There was none. When I was falling asleep absurdly early it felt like something was coming up, but it never happened. It's been a quiet few days. I'm heavily drinking tonight which is a guaranteed delivery in the morning, though.

TVC15 · « **Reply #72 on:** June 14, 2014, 12:05:55 PM »

6/14/2014
~2:30am

While watching the wonderful True Detective on blu-ray, I spontaneously started spraying vodka and orange juice all over the fucking place. All over the living room, sprayed onto the TV screen, I even left a vomity trail to the bathroom. By the time I was hovering over the toilet I was nearly empty. After cooling off for about 15 minutes on my bed, I returned to the living room, finished the bottle, and watched two episodes that I have no recollection of watching. And no, I did not clean up, even the TV.

TVC15 · « **Reply #73 on:** June 14, 2014, 12:07:59 PM »

6/14/2014
8:45am

Can't drink that much citric acid without more payback. This was more dry heaving than vomiting, but there was at least a good metric cup there.

TVC15 · « **Reply #74 on:** June 14, 2014, 12:34:42 PM »

I -appear- to have thrown up in my sleep, judging by moisture on the bed, wall, and I think pillow (the pillow may have dried off more since I was physically directly on it all night). I'm unsure as to whether I should count this. Even still, I'm staying in bed, probably basting in my own vomit.

Yeti · « **Reply #75 on:** June 14, 2014, 07:47:07 PM »

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "wet dream" hachacha

TVC15 · « **Reply #76 on:** June 15, 2014, 02:07:47 AM »

6/14/2014
10:55pm

Just had to pull the trigger after getting a stomach ache from some bad chowder. Tasted good on the way back up, and at least my stomach is empty now which means better quality drinking.

Kara · « **Reply #77 on:** June 15, 2014, 11:50:31 AM »

There's always a silver lining to life.

TVC15 · « **Reply #78 on:** June 15, 2014, 09:57:29 PM »

6/15/2014
6:55pm

Poop-related vomiting. Mostly water. Solid if not spectacular.

Atramental · « **Reply #79 on:** June 15, 2014, 10:03:42 PM »

This thread has inspired me to write my own journal.

TVC15 · « **Reply #80 on:** June 16, 2014, 10:58:26 AM »

6/16/2014
7:15am

Didn't think I was going to throw up today. After brushing my teeth, I threw up. Brushing my teeth is sometimes a trigger. Worse, I threw up my morning abilify tablet. It was there floating in the toilet, but I'll be damned if I was going to put the goddamned thing back in my mouth. Those things cost 30 bucks a pop, too

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #81 on:** June 16, 2014, 11:54:57 AM »

A few years ago I was sick the whole summer, doctors never found out what was wrong exactly but it had something to do with my lungs and I had a really horrible cough for about 3-4 months. Anyway, after that I developed a super overactive gag reflex, basically everything made me gag (but rarely vomit thank fuck). Brushing my teeth, strong smells, bad smells, seeing or imagining something disgusting, having anything around my neck too tight like shirt collars or scarves, being tired etc. were things that made me gag and it'd happen many times a day. It sucked so much ass and I still have it but not quite as bad, but being tired always causes me to just gag a lot. Also anything going too deep into my mouth or touching the back of my tongue (not food tho). But man, I can't imagine if instead of gagging I would always have thrown up. I wouldn't have been able to do anything then.

To be honest, I've often had to take a pause, look away and breathe deeply while reading this thread because I've felt my gag reflex stirring. I don't know how you can deal with it, TVC.

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I still often laugh while reading this thread

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TVC15 · « **Reply #82 on:** June 16, 2014, 02:41:00 PM »

6/16/2014
~11:15am
I just had a toilet tantrum from both ends.

I BARELY made it home for round 4 of pooping. Seriously. I was undoing my pants while running down the hallway to my apartment. I got in, did my business, which was foul, and got up and felt the unmistakable urge to vomit. The toilet was already flushing, and it clogged and water started to back up--it was about to overflow. I grabbed the plunger and got to work, but in the middle of plunging, I HAD to puke. Since the toilet was about to go nuclear, I turned my head and sprayed vomit all in my bathtub and shower, and it was A LOT, and chunky from trail mix I had this morning. After handling the toilet situation, I new I had to get back to work quickly. I turned on the shower in a half-assed attempt to clean up the vomit in there, but the chunks clogged the drain, and now there's about 2 inches of filthy, gross water in my shower. From previous experiences I can tell you that the vomit will grease up the shower and make it bonus slippy and I'll probably bust my head open tomorrow morning.

king of the internet · « **Reply #83 on:** June 16, 2014, 02:46:30 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 16, 2014, 02:41:00 PM

6/16/2014
~11:15am
I just had a toilet tantrum from both ends.

I BARELY made it home for round 4 of pooping. Seriously. I was undoing my pants while running down the hallway to my apartment. I got in, did my business, which was foul, and got up and felt the unmistakable urge to vomit. The toilet was already flushing, and it clogged and water started to back up--it was about to overflow. I grabbed the plunger and got to work, but in the middle of plunging, I HAD to puke. Since the toilet was about to go nuclear, I turned my head and sprayed vomit all in my bathtub and shower, and it was A LOT, and chunky from trail mix I had this morning. After handling the toilet situation, I new I had to get back to work quickly. I turned on the shower in a half-assed attempt to clean up the vomit in there, but the chunks clogged the drain, and now there's about 2 inches of filthy, gross water in my shower. From previous experiences I can tell you that the vomit will grease up the shower and make it bonus slippy and I'll probably bust my head open tomorrow morning.

Best entry yet.

Kara · « **Reply #84 on:** June 16, 2014, 02:49:59 PM »

I almost anxiety puked this morning, but then I realized I'd only be puking up a protein shake and a diazepam so I willed myself to stop mid-heave. $:-\$

Himu · « **Reply #85 on:** June 16, 2014, 03:24:13 PM »

Why do you poop and vomit so much?

TVC15 · « **Reply #86 on:** June 16, 2014, 03:30:48 PM »

Because this is what it's like in your 30s.

Himu · « **Reply #87 on:** June 16, 2014, 03:34:48 PM »

Really? You were pretty sick often in late 20's though. Remember the eat fish for a whole month incident?

TVC15 · « **Reply #88 on:** June 16, 2014, 03:39:54 PM »

It started in my late 20s. I forget whether I was still drinking heavily when it started. I think it was after I stopped.

Himu · « **Reply #89 on:** June 16, 2014, 03:44:01 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=95399

TVC15 · « **Reply #90 on:** June 16, 2014, 03:50:58 PM »

I was 25 then. And I was fine.

Speaking of such things, once my case comes in I'm going to go an entire month consuming only Soylent.

Rufus · « **Reply #91 on:** June 16, 2014, 07:02:54 PM »

I'm surprised food stays inside you long enough to be digested.

TVC15 · « **Reply #92 on:** June 16, 2014, 09:15:08 PM »

I barely survived today.

doctavius bonbon · « **Reply #93 on:** June 17, 2014, 01:07:29 AM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #94 on:** June 17, 2014, 08:32:13 AM »

It's not vomit, but yes, I can confirm that there was just blood in my stool.

king of the internet · « **Reply #95 on:** June 17, 2014, 10:31:06 AM »

Is there ever blood in your vomit?

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #96 on:** June 17, 2014, 12:55:21 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 16, 2014, 03:50:58 PM

I was 25 then. And I was fine. Speaking of such things, once my case comes in I'm going to go an entire month consuming only Soylent.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3449258&postcount=215

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After the two week mark, I also noticed an increase in how much time I spent being nauseous. Under normal conditions, I usually throw up at least twice a day

Is throwing up twice a day every day normal and fine? Also, do you still have any teeth left?

TVC15 · « **Reply #97 on:** June 17, 2014, 01:06:19 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on June 17, 2014, 10:31:06 AM

Is there ever blood in your vomit?

Maybe a little--I sneeze blood sometimes, but I can't recall ever seeing it in vomit.

Quote from: Eli Gulgin on June 17, 2014, 12:55:21 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 16, 2014, 03:50:58 PM
I was 25 then. And I was fine. Speaking of such things, once my case comes in I'm going to go an entire month consuming only Soylent.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3449258&postcount=215

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After the two week mark, I also noticed an increase in how much time I spent being nauseous. Under normal conditions, I usually throw up at least twice a day

Is throwing up twice a day every day normal and fine? Also, do you still have any teeth left?

That's not when it started being chronic, though. And I answered the teeth question earlier in the thread, iirc.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #98 on:** June 17, 2014, 01:10:38 PM »

this thread

Himu · « **Reply #99 on:** June 17, 2014, 01:19:02 PM »

What is your condition? What are you sick with? What makes you poop so much and vomit 4 times a day?

TVC15 · « **Reply #100 on:** June 17, 2014, 02:10:00 PM »

Aside from my mental problems, I'm fine.

Rufus · « **Reply #101 on:** June 17, 2014, 02:45:04 PM »

So it's just side effects of the meds? Psychosomatic?

TVC15 · « **Reply #102 on:** June 17, 2014, 05:08:32 PM »

Side effects of one of my meds:

Vomiting (usually transient, but can persist in some)
Diarrhea (usually transient, but can persist in some)

Things have escalated since roughly when they cranked the dosage to make me not kill myself.

Rufus · « **Reply #103 on:** June 17, 2014, 07:07:03 PM »

You won the side effect lottery. :/

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #104 on:** June 18, 2014, 04:52:52 PM »

So these meds are supposed to make you not kill yourself?

Kara · « **Reply #105 on:** June 18, 2014, 04:55:15 PM »

Quote from: Eli Gulgin on June 18, 2014, 04:52:52 PM

So these meds are supposed to make you not kill yourself?

welcome to the mental health care system

TVC15 · « **Reply #106 on:** June 18, 2014, 05:17:10 PM »

Quote from: Eli Gulgin on June 18, 2014, 04:52:52 PM

So these meds are supposed to make you not kill yourself?

Just one is focused on that, and I'll be damned if it doesn't work. It's extremely difficult to even begin to think about suicide. It's weird. It's like when I try to think about it, my mind automatically shifts to something else. It's unfortunately the med that causes the above side effects, and I take the maximum dose of it

It also makes me twitchy (especially my face and eyes) and I have to get a blood test every other week, too.

TVC15 · « **Reply #107 on:** June 19, 2014, 11:22:58 AM »

6/19/2014
7:18am

Threw up Orange Crush. Maybe I shouldn't drink this shit. At least it usually tastes good going up and going down. Not today since the taste got mixed with toothpastey taste still in my mouth from brushing shortly before.

I almost threw up while playing Diablo 3 last night and trying to kill that Act 5 boss. I got pretty angry and I think vomiting might be a sort of equivalent to distinguished mentally-challenged fellow strength.

Squiddy · « **Reply #108 on:** June 19, 2014, 07:17:58 PM »

I'd be quite worried about my teeth if I was vomiting all the time, are you going to a dentist regularly to keep an eye on your enamel/whatever?

king of the internet · « **Reply #109 on:** June 19, 2014, 07:22:40 PM »

I was gonna say he should just get dentures but that shit would end up in the toilet by the end of the night.

I had a friend who got super wasted and accidentally puked his dentures out the window of a moving car.

TVC15 · « **Reply #110 on:** June 19, 2014, 07:24:39 PM »

I go to the dentist once a month. He never says anything about it. The only thing he ever says is to get orthotics or invisiline or something.

TVC15 · « **Reply #111 on:** June 20, 2014, 10:15:56 AM »

It's gonna be a day. I can tell that much already.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #112 on:** June 20, 2014, 10:19:16 AM »

Why once a month?

TVC15 · « **Reply #113 on:** June 20, 2014, 11:34:02 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 20, 2014, 10:19:16 AM

Why once a month?

Well, it will die down. I've been getting incorrectly done fillings replaced and a crown redone. I also, unfortunately, need a bridge, but that costs bank so I've been putting it off.

Squiddy · « **Reply #114 on:** June 20, 2014, 11:41:47 AM »

Your life seem pretty tough $:-\$

TVC15 · « **Reply #115 on:** June 20, 2014, 11:56:07 AM »

Sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under

TVC15 · « **Reply #116 on:** June 20, 2014, 03:02:50 PM »

I was able to keep it down! I've been pounding celebratory Orange Crushes all morning.

king of the internet · « **Reply #117 on:** June 20, 2014, 03:46:57 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 20, 2014, 03:02:50 PM

I was able to keep it down! I've been pounding celebratory Orange Crushes all morning.

You sure that's a good idea?

TVC15 · « **Reply #118 on:** June 20, 2014, 04:00:00 PM »

I was kidding. I only had one. Now I'm drinking energy drinks. NOS LOADED CHERRY!

TVC15 · « **Reply #119 on:** June 21, 2014, 03:23:58 PM »

6/21/2014
~10:30am

Particularly bad post-blackout drunk session. It's the only reason I'm up this early. I felt like I was going to turn inside ou.

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Author Topic: TVC's vomit journal (Read 12122 times)