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recursivelyenumerable

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if I take all the advil will i die?
« on: June 08, 2014, 08:31:16 PM »
b/c I feel pretty ugggh & it makes me want to take not just a few of the advil, but rather all of the advil that ever has/is/will existed
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Re: if I take all the advil will i die?
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2014, 08:34:00 PM »
Don't do it.

Unless you want to do it.

Then still don't do it.
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Re: if I take all the advil will i die?
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2014, 08:35:39 PM »
No. You'll just throw up for 12 hours straight. Over the counter OD's don't kill unless mixed with booze and benzos.
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Re: if I take all the advil will i die?
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2014, 08:43:48 PM »
thx 4 useful info
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Re: if I take all the advil will i die?
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2014, 08:47:32 PM »
go ham my nicca
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Re: if I take all the advil will i die?
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2014, 09:43:08 PM »
I feel much better now because advil

Norbert advil is my hero

I think I will take another couple of advil now tho
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Re: if I take all the advil will i die?
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2014, 10:03:16 PM »
Quote from: They Called Me Stealthfan on June 08, 2014, 08:35:39 PM
No. You'll just throw up for 12 hours straight. Over the counter OD's don't kill unless mixed with booze and benzos.

tylenol overdoses hurt more people than you think. aspirin is dangerous too.

motrin not something we'll worry about
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Re: if I take all the advil will i die?
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2014, 10:07:58 PM »
iirc do like 1600 or 2400 mg a day, not more
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Re: if I take all the advil will i die?
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2014, 10:09:42 PM »
3200 is the max recommended daily dose
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Re: if I take all the advil will i die?
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2014, 10:33:43 PM »
where on earth are you gonna buy 3,200 advil  ??? ???
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Re: if I take all the advil will i die?
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2014, 10:34:10 PM »
Thanks for all the helpful answers. I like that there are a bunch of answers to choose from here, so I can pick the best ones aka the ones that allow me to take the most advil.
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Re: if I take all the advil will i die?
« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2014, 10:41:39 PM »
I took 80 Ibprofun when I was 16 :snoop Shit was awful. I went to sleep and woke up like two hours later to vomit, and spent the next twelve fucking puking.
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Re: if I take all the advil will i die?
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2014, 10:48:36 PM »
well the package is all "do not take more than 6 tablets in the last 24 hours w/o bribing a doctor to say it's ok". I've taken like 9 in the last 5 hours w/o knowing any doctors, feeling kinda woozy lol
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Re: if I take all the advil will i die?
« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2014, 10:56:33 PM »
I mean, they make Motrin pills that are like 400 mg, you're fine.
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Re: if I take all the advil will i die?
« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2014, 11:13:46 PM »
motrin is like the mirror universe ver of advil I guess. I prefer advil because I prefer its thick differentiated strokes and the striking diagonality of its serifs to motrin's sans serif blandness
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Re: if I take all the advil will i die?
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2014, 01:43:35 AM »
I took, like, 2000mg of Ibuprofen every day for two full weeks because my dentist told me to. Didn't hurt me at all.
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