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Eel O'Brian

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« Reply #60 on: June 09, 2014, 12:59:28 PM »
Imagine the nightmare of tailing missions with four people
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Rahxephon91

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« Reply #61 on: June 09, 2014, 12:59:49 PM »
Xbox.com stream keeps crapping out! so much for the fucking cloud.
I put mine in full screen and it has no minimize button. Can't escape!

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« Reply #62 on: June 09, 2014, 01:00:10 PM »
DA looks good.  The animation is clunky as hell though.   

Tasty

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« Reply #63 on: June 09, 2014, 01:00:38 PM »


Superior YouTube stream.

Superstar

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« Reply #64 on: June 09, 2014, 01:00:48 PM »
What the fuck

Rahxephon91

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« Reply #65 on: June 09, 2014, 01:01:27 PM »
Playin with that "brown modern shooter" cliches. lol.

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« Reply #66 on: June 09, 2014, 01:02:18 PM »
jesus christ i hate videogames
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« Reply #67 on: June 09, 2014, 01:02:38 PM »
that insomniac game looks  :yuck
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« Reply #68 on: June 09, 2014, 01:02:53 PM »
Oh so that's the Sunset Overdrive game everyone talks about it. I thought it was a driving game

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« Reply #69 on: June 09, 2014, 01:03:25 PM »
This is the xbones killer app?  :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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« Reply #70 on: June 09, 2014, 01:03:26 PM »
I'm the hero :)
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« Reply #71 on: June 09, 2014, 01:03:34 PM »
Insomniac really knows how to parody brown shooters, given they were making them for the majority of the last decade.

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« Reply #72 on: June 09, 2014, 01:03:50 PM »
Cringed when he said "YOU!!".

Tasty

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« Reply #73 on: June 09, 2014, 01:03:59 PM »
This game looks like a lot of fun.

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« Reply #74 on: June 09, 2014, 01:04:14 PM »
actually this looks alright.  just hate the I'M A HERO shit
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huckleberry

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« Reply #75 on: June 09, 2014, 01:04:14 PM »
pack it up ms fans.....sony feggetry is in full invasion mode.
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« Reply #76 on: June 09, 2014, 01:04:18 PM »
Looks like ratchet and clank;  I aprove. 

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« Reply #77 on: June 09, 2014, 01:05:00 PM »
Insomniac games always seem great, but then I play them. Not bad when there is a gaming drought (ie. Resistance and R&C early on with the PS3), but then you forget about them when better stuff comes along.
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« Reply #78 on: June 09, 2014, 01:05:24 PM »
Yo that looks dope.


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« Reply #79 on: June 09, 2014, 01:05:34 PM »
Great idea but damn the dialogue needs a lot better writing.

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« Reply #80 on: June 09, 2014, 01:06:09 PM »
Playin with that "brown modern shooter" cliches. lol.

And then diving right into the Tony Hawk Underground cliche

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« Reply #81 on: June 09, 2014, 01:06:14 PM »
If this was on PS3 last gen xbots wouldv'e been rolling their eyes funny how times change
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Rahxephon91

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« Reply #82 on: June 09, 2014, 01:06:25 PM »
Sunset Overdrive looks really fun, but I'm not sure insomniac understands comedy.

Vertigo

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« Reply #83 on: June 09, 2014, 01:06:27 PM »
Hahah wtf at DR3

Eel O'Brian

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« Reply #84 on: June 09, 2014, 01:06:40 PM »
Great idea but damn the dialogue needs a lot better writing.

- 99% of video games ever made
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« Reply #85 on: June 09, 2014, 01:06:51 PM »
Dude from Oni 4 is no one's favorite character Capcom.

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« Reply #86 on: June 09, 2014, 01:07:21 PM »
:lol that name

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« Reply #87 on: June 09, 2014, 01:07:36 PM »
No streams at work, whats going on?
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Vertigo

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« Reply #88 on: June 09, 2014, 01:07:42 PM »
HOLY SHIT

Available now  :o

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« Reply #89 on: June 09, 2014, 01:08:10 PM »
Hey cool. That capcom game had MMX music in it.

Ubisoft manages to make every place brown. Really brown.

Sunset Overdrive actually looks fun, like sly cooper gameplay. But man do I want to punch the main character. Is this 2003?!
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Superstar

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« Reply #90 on: June 09, 2014, 01:08:23 PM »
Didn't this guy just get fired

Rahxephon91

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« Reply #91 on: June 09, 2014, 01:09:17 PM »
"Since the launch of the xbone one......you took away the thing we made this game for"

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« Reply #92 on: June 09, 2014, 01:09:48 PM »
Fable;  no one cares anymore. 

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« Reply #93 on: June 09, 2014, 01:09:58 PM »
rigogogogolous looked like he wanted to cry cuz he knew his products were toast  :lol :lol :lol
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Rahxephon91

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« Reply #94 on: June 09, 2014, 01:10:07 PM »
Classic Fable character? Is that such a thing?

Madrun Badrun

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« Reply #95 on: June 09, 2014, 01:10:27 PM »
Actually people never cared

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« Reply #96 on: June 09, 2014, 01:12:49 PM »
Jesus why do I have to talk about this bullshit later this week
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« Reply #97 on: June 09, 2014, 01:12:51 PM »
Fable;  now a tower defense game.

Superstar

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« Reply #98 on: June 09, 2014, 01:13:05 PM »
This looks like the worst game ever

Cascade

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« Reply #99 on: June 09, 2014, 01:13:21 PM »
Do all Americans speak so enthusiastically?

fizzel

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« Reply #100 on: June 09, 2014, 01:13:33 PM »
I enjoyed the first game, not 4/5 game franchise enjoyment though.

Rahxephon91

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« Reply #101 on: June 09, 2014, 01:13:45 PM »
The combat in this game looks really slow and sluggish. Like some western dude say Dark Souls and said "lets do that", but you know is'nt Japanese.

PigSpeakers

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« Reply #102 on: June 09, 2014, 01:13:54 PM »
Nothing like seeing a monster have no reaction to getting hit with a million arrows.
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Madrun Badrun

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« Reply #103 on: June 09, 2014, 01:14:22 PM »
To behonest though all the games they have shown so far have very nice aesthetics.  Animation still looks very videogamy though.   

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« Reply #104 on: June 09, 2014, 01:15:01 PM »
To behonest though all the games they have shown so far have very nice aesthetics.  Animation still looks very videogamy though.   

They're gorgeous, i appreciate the soft lighting.

Superstar

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« Reply #105 on: June 09, 2014, 01:15:23 PM »
Damn Microsoft really paid out to get those celebs

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« Reply #106 on: June 09, 2014, 01:15:29 PM »
I have played Fable Legends, it is fun
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« Reply #107 on: June 09, 2014, 01:15:50 PM »
Who thought fat SNL dude would be a good spokesdude for anything?

Fuck videogames
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« Reply #108 on: June 09, 2014, 01:16:26 PM »
They made Navi even more annoying. I didn't think it was possible.
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Madrun Badrun

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« Reply #109 on: June 09, 2014, 01:16:27 PM »
Video game designers still want use to make games for them?

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« Reply #110 on: June 09, 2014, 01:16:57 PM »
Project Spark: Please Be Minecraft 2, Electric Bugaloo
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« Reply #111 on: June 09, 2014, 01:17:00 PM »
"Please build some games for us. Please."
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« Reply #112 on: June 09, 2014, 01:17:04 PM »
make our games so we don't have to
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« Reply #113 on: June 09, 2014, 01:17:15 PM »
Oh look ms is copying sony

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« Reply #114 on: June 09, 2014, 01:17:38 PM »
I think I'm just gonna start using #fuckvideogames habitually
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« Reply #115 on: June 09, 2014, 01:18:22 PM »
Conker relegated to a shitty build-your-own game :lol

Superstar

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« Reply #116 on: June 09, 2014, 01:18:33 PM »
Haha Conker just got buried.

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« Reply #117 on: June 09, 2014, 01:19:25 PM »
Whatever this is, it's pretty and will sell abysmally
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Eel O'Brian

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« Reply #118 on: June 09, 2014, 01:19:59 PM »
it looks like a million other fantasy-arty platformers
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« Reply #119 on: June 09, 2014, 01:20:07 PM »
Ori looks great