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Wrath2X

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E3 2014 - Ubisoft Conference
« on: June 09, 2014, 04:37:04 PM »
Watch a stream, go in IRC or not, make fun of it, blablabla.

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Re: E3 2014 - Ubisoft Conference
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2014, 04:46:00 PM »
Think I'll just skip this one. Haven't enjoyed a Ubi game in well...never.

Edit-Well Blood Dragon, but even then that turned into tedious open world crap that Ubi does. Or it would have had I not just said screw it and rushed the ending.

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Re: E3 2014 - Ubisoft Conference
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2014, 05:06:30 PM »
Think I'll just skip this one. Haven't enjoyed a Ubi game in well...never.

Edit-Well Blood Dragon, but even then that turned into tedious open world crap that Ubi does. Or it would have had I not just said screw it and rushed the ending.

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Re: E3 2014 - Ubisoft Conference
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2014, 06:15:14 PM »
I laughed when that monkey on the bus got slapped :lol
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« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2014, 06:16:20 PM »
I laughed when that monkey on the bus got slapped :lol

But then he died :(
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Re: E3 2014 - Ubisoft Conference
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2014, 06:17:48 PM »
Link me to a stream you ugly-dicked prick!
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AdmiralViscen

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« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2014, 06:18:03 PM »
This is painful

TVC15

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Re: E3 2014 - Ubisoft Conference
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2014, 06:18:52 PM »
Worse than EA?
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Re: E3 2014 - Ubisoft Conference
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2014, 06:20:11 PM »
http://www.spike.com/netstorage/e3/live.html

Yeah, it's awful. Aisha Tyler yukking it up on stage, followed by Just Dance and Tom Clancy's: We Already Saw This Bullshit.
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Eel O'Brian

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« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2014, 06:20:20 PM »
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TVC15

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« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2014, 06:22:21 PM »
Did they show ass creed yet?
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AdmiralViscen

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Re: E3 2014 - Ubisoft Conference
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2014, 06:23:56 PM »
They've dropped 10 fucks, 5 shits, and a 420 reference

TVC15

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Re: E3 2014 - Ubisoft Conference
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2014, 06:26:03 PM »
Those shorts are very 1998.
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: E3 2014 - Ubisoft Conference
« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2014, 06:26:15 PM »
leather jacket, cargo shorts, no socks

c'mon, dude
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Joe Molotov

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Re: E3 2014 - Ubisoft Conference
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2014, 06:26:16 PM »
Did they show ass creed yet?

Nah, just AssCry 4.
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TVC15

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Re: E3 2014 - Ubisoft Conference
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2014, 06:27:03 PM »
Did they show ass creed yet?

Nah, just AssCry 4.

AssCry is what I'm going to make demi do in coop.
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Re: E3 2014 - Ubisoft Conference
« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2014, 06:28:16 PM »
get to IRC dickheads.

Eel O'Brian

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« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2014, 06:28:46 PM »
asscreed bit is live now, tvc
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Eel O'Brian

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« Reply #18 on: June 09, 2014, 06:30:29 PM »
what's the channel
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cool breeze

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« Reply #19 on: June 09, 2014, 06:31:00 PM »
tears for fears cover

ok

this is fuckin dire

TVC15

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Re: E3 2014 - Ubisoft Conference
« Reply #20 on: June 09, 2014, 06:31:07 PM »
:NSFW
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TVC15

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Re: E3 2014 - Ubisoft Conference
« Reply #21 on: June 09, 2014, 06:32:43 PM »
Add that smilie.
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headwalk

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« Reply #22 on: June 09, 2014, 06:33:32 PM »
what's the channel

browsingtheinternet.com / #evilbore

TVC15

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Re: E3 2014 - Ubisoft Conference
« Reply #23 on: June 09, 2014, 06:42:10 PM »
Ooooo, an otter
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Eel O'Brian

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« Reply #24 on: June 09, 2014, 06:45:54 PM »
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« Reply #25 on: June 09, 2014, 06:47:38 PM »
I'd actually play this
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TVC15

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Re: E3 2014 - Ubisoft Conference
« Reply #26 on: June 09, 2014, 06:50:49 PM »
Nobody wants to play a 2d game about a boring war they know nothing about.
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Re: E3 2014 - Ubisoft Conference
« Reply #27 on: June 09, 2014, 06:51:31 PM »
Aisha's a fucking amazon lady.

TVC15

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« Reply #28 on: June 09, 2014, 06:51:53 PM »
them pants
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« Reply #29 on: June 09, 2014, 06:53:19 PM »
she's 6'0 tall and wearing heels?
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TVC15

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Re: E3 2014 - Ubisoft Conference
« Reply #30 on: June 09, 2014, 06:54:23 PM »
So they're not showing FarCry?
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: E3 2014 - Ubisoft Conference
« Reply #31 on: June 09, 2014, 06:56:16 PM »
already showed it, i told you, go to 6:15 in the stream
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TVC15

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« Reply #32 on: June 09, 2014, 06:58:21 PM »
It wouldn't let me go back further than where I started.  I'm sure it's already been posted elsewhere.
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TVC15

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Re: E3 2014 - Ubisoft Conference
« Reply #33 on: June 09, 2014, 07:00:14 PM »
Do you think any actual match of R6 (which is what I assume this is) will play this elegantly?  Within 2 days people will be exploiting sniper rifle bugs.
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« Reply #34 on: June 09, 2014, 07:00:53 PM »
i'll give you a hug bae :tocry
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Re: E3 2014 - Ubisoft Conference
« Reply #35 on: June 09, 2014, 07:01:47 PM »
Do you think any actual match of R6 (which is what I assume this is) will play this elegantly?  Within 2 days people will be exploiting sniper rifle bugs.

Nope. At least not unless the community bans it. Same thing happens with the snipers in "Ghost Recon."

cool breeze

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« Reply #36 on: June 09, 2014, 07:01:48 PM »

TVC15

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« Reply #37 on: June 09, 2014, 07:02:49 PM »
I wonder if they'll be showing Assassin's Creed Comet (or whatever) on the floor.  That is supposed to be out this year, right?
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« Reply #38 on: June 09, 2014, 07:03:55 PM »
kevin pereira is still alive?
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Re: E3 2014 - Ubisoft Conference
« Reply #39 on: June 09, 2014, 07:12:11 PM »
R6 looks good but its hard to tell with Ubisofts scripted online videos. 

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Re: E3 2014 - Ubisoft Conference
« Reply #40 on: June 09, 2014, 07:16:48 PM »
Highlight was the dude in cargo shorts and a leather jacket


TVC15

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« Reply #41 on: June 09, 2014, 07:25:33 PM »
He reminded me of being 18 again.
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