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http://betabeat.com/2014/06/app-lets-you-anonymously-send-dick-pics-to-a-doctor-for-an-std-diagnosis/
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First Derm lets users send in pictures of their infected business to a doctor for a a painless diagnosis.

The whole process is quick and anonymous — perfect for people who don’t have the time or desire to find a real-life testing center.

All you have to do is submit two photos of your junk (a close-up and an overview) and you’ll get a result from a dermatologist within 24 hours.

The diagnosis costs $40, but cutting out the awkwardness of a doctor’s visit is most likely worth it. Additionally, 70 percent of the cases can be treated with over-the-counter medications, so chances are you won’t have to step foot in a doctor’s office at all, according to their site.

Despite the fact that the app has expanded to detect other skin ailments, 70 percent of the photos First Derm receives are “bellow the waist,” according to Techcrunch.

That’s saying something considering you can get a diagnosis for more than 90 different skin conditions.

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Re: App Made For The Bore: Get STD Diagnosis By Sending Dick Picks
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2014, 11:43:11 AM »
$40 for a diagnosis? I'll do it for free.  :phil

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Re: App Made For The Bore: Get STD Diagnosis By Sending Dick Picks
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2014, 01:51:59 PM »
It's a brilliant operation, because they get the $40 from you when you send you pics in, then they get another $40 from you when you sign up to look at everyone else's pics on hotinfectedmembers.com.
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Re: App Made For The Bore: Get STD Diagnosis By Sending Dick Picks
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2014, 04:03:39 PM »
This would have been convenient for me a month ago when I had a bug bite in the nether region and had to go get it checked out by a doctor. Of course, then I wouldn't have gotten the backhanded compliment that my sexual history/habits would put me at an "extremely low risk" for catching anything. 

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Re: App Made For The Bore: Get STD Diagnosis By Sending Dick Picks
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2014, 02:21:28 AM »
This would have been convenient for me a month ago when I had a bug bite in the nether region and had to go get it checked out by a doctor. Of course, then I wouldn't have gotten the backhanded compliment that my sexual history/habits would put me at an "extremely low risk" for catching anything.
I didn't know you were straight.
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Re: App Made For The Bore: Get STD Diagnosis By Sending Dick Picks
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2014, 03:00:52 AM »
This would have been convenient for me a month ago when I had a bug bite in the nether region and had to go get it checked out by a doctor. Of course, then I wouldn't have gotten the backhanded compliment that my sexual history/habits would put me at an "extremely low risk" for catching anything.

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Re: App Made For The Bore: Get STD Diagnosis By Sending Dick Picks
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2014, 07:23:09 PM »
This would have been convenient for me a month ago when I had a bug bite in the nether region and had to go get it checked out by a doctor. Of course, then I wouldn't have gotten the backhanded compliment that my sexual history/habits would put me at an "extremely low risk" for catching anything.
I didn't know you were straight.

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Re: App Made For The Bore: Get STD Diagnosis By Sending Dick Picks
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2014, 07:30:49 PM »
$40 for a diagnosis? I'll do it for free.  :phil
Does it come with a free oral examination as well?
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Re: App Made For The Bore: Get STD Diagnosis By Sending Dick Picks
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2014, 09:12:01 PM »
$40 for a diagnosis? I'll do it for free.  :phil
Does it come with a free oral examination as well?

 :kobeyuck Not unless you're clean.