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my son and Frozen
« on: June 22, 2014, 06:21:16 PM »
So ...

post shower with my eldest (5) son, who absolutely wont listen to authorataaaaa

we were facing off after a shower where i had tried to dry him off but he ran off naked ...

via the medium of singing "let it go"

Me : "go up stairs/and dry yourself/i have had enough/you're just going to catch a cold anyway"

he goes up stairs and his retort.... it's a little cryptic.... to the same tune

"My butt is full/have a look/it's totally full/you're going to have to look at the letter F"

... he slowly wheels round to show his ass with a foam letter F sticking out of it that he has stolen from his younger brothers play set....

... i don't know what i am supposed to do from this point on. He is already playing on the WiiU so i am not sure what greater punishment there is... :(
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Re: my son and Frozen
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2014, 06:26:46 PM »
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

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Re: my son and Frozen
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2014, 06:27:20 PM »
:rofl
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Re: my son and Frozen
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2014, 06:27:28 PM »
The punishment must wait until he is a teenager and you can retell this story to girls he is trying to bang. 

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Re: my son and Frozen
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2014, 06:32:49 PM »
 :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf
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Re: my son and Frozen
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2014, 06:40:10 PM »
"The punishment must wait until he is a teenager and you can retell this story to girls he is trying to bang."

the little wanker has had two nurses come and visit him and he has photos of the pair of them kissing him that he has, literally, showed to me on the iphone saying "... you see this?!!!" ....

little git
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Re: my son and Frozen
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2014, 06:44:38 PM »
"The punishment must wait until he is a teenager and you can retell this story to girls he is trying to bang."

the little wanker has had two nurses come and visit him and he has photos of the pair of them kissing him that he has, literally, showed to me on the iphone saying "... you see this?!!!" ....

little git

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Re: my son and Frozen
« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2014, 06:51:03 PM »
:lol
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Re: my son and Frozen
« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2014, 07:27:29 PM »
in order to participate in culture from now on am I going to have to see this movie  ???
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Re: my son and Frozen
« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2014, 07:28:09 PM »
in order to participate in culture from now on am I going to have to see this movie  ???

Yes
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Re: my son and Frozen
« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2014, 07:29:16 PM »
'kay
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Re: my son and Frozen
« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2014, 07:33:31 PM »
in order to participate in culture from now on am I going to have to see this movie  ???


Himu

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Re: my son and Frozen
« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2014, 07:37:23 PM »

in order to participate in culture from now on am I going to have to see this movie  ???

I'm 99% sure you can get by just watching the "Let It Go" scene.  That's all anyone cares about.

No, the ending too!
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Re: my son and Frozen
« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2014, 08:16:08 PM »
Oh my god lol
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Re: my son and Frozen
« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2014, 08:16:54 PM »
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Re: my son and Frozen
« Reply #15 on: June 22, 2014, 09:09:18 PM »
You need to sign up for a Bore account. :dead
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Re: my son and Frozen
« Reply #16 on: June 22, 2014, 09:46:16 PM »
I gotta say, this thread ending up being way better than I thought it would be. Also, a lot different.
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Re: my son and Frozen
« Reply #17 on: June 22, 2014, 10:47:30 PM »
You need to sign up for a Bore account. :dead

Proles thread about butthole play last week couldn't have come at a better time
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Re: my son and Frozen
« Reply #18 on: June 22, 2014, 10:52:56 PM »
The punishment must wait until he is a teenager and you can retell this story to girls he is trying to bang.

Girls? :gurl

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Re: my son and Frozen
« Reply #19 on: June 23, 2014, 01:38:29 AM »
Next generation of Boreans is coming along fine

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Re: my son and Frozen
« Reply #20 on: June 23, 2014, 07:14:38 PM »

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Re: my son and Frozen
« Reply #21 on: June 23, 2014, 07:59:12 PM »
Your son is gonna get mad pussy when he grows up. Or mad D. Whichever. Maybe both? It's 2014.