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Himu

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How is this not an Onion article? HOW?!
« on: June 28, 2014, 01:21:56 AM »
http://www.polygon.com/2014/6/27/5849768/metal-gear-solid-5-drive-oldboy-pacific-rim-directors

Drive, Pacific Rim, and Oldboy directors tell us what they think about the new MGS5 trailer!

"Refn compared Kojima's work to 'the spirits of Dostoyevsky, Stanley Kubrick and Caravaggio.' "

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Re: How is this not an Onion article? HOW?!
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2014, 01:54:47 AM »
I could've sworn there was an old story about Park Chan-Wook dismissing Kojima and sure enough here it is.

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/04/09/magazine/09park.html?pagewanted=4

"I can see why my films remind people of computer games, but I've never played one. Actually, I was approached by a Japanese designer of a PlayStation game called Metal Gear Solid. When I met him, I found that there was nothing really to talk about. But I was told that I was idolized in the world of computer games."

Damian79

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« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2014, 04:13:22 AM »
That comment in the end nailed it on the head.  His game is 70% movies.

Hock

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Re: How is this not an Onion article? HOW?!
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2014, 10:40:07 AM »
I'm still a bit of a Kojima stan after all these years and even I wouldn't want to see a movie he directed.

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Re: How is this not an Onion article? HOW?!
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2014, 10:41:06 AM »
I'm still a bit of a Kojima stan after all these years and even I wouldn't want to see a movie he directed.

You already have. :teehee
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BobFromPikeCreek

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Re: How is this not an Onion article? HOW?!
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2014, 12:02:20 PM »
Kojima should not be encouraged. :snoop
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Rahxephon91

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Re: How is this not an Onion article? HOW?!
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2014, 02:10:20 PM »
It was a good trailer. It was also pretty well directed. Not really seeing a problem.
« Last Edit: June 28, 2014, 02:12:39 PM by Rahxephon91 »

Himu

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Re: How is this not an Onion article? HOW?!
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2014, 02:14:35 PM »
I haven't watched it.
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Re: How is this not an Onion article? HOW?!
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2014, 04:37:38 PM »


So grimdark. Much layers. Wow.
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« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2014, 06:07:53 PM »
Now contrast that with attaching balloons to sheep and hiding in cardboard boxes.

Not to implay that a guy smearing dead people's ash on his face is to be taken seriously.
« Last Edit: June 28, 2014, 10:15:09 PM by Rufus »

TVC15

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« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2014, 08:22:04 PM »
Wow the director of Only God Forgives likes self-indulgent tripe. I'm shocked. SHOCKED!
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Rahxephon91

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Re: How is this not an Onion article? HOW?!
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2014, 10:44:57 PM »
It was a good trailer. It was also pretty well directed. Not really seeing a problem.

It looks like a FMV you'd see on NarutoKurosaki96's YouTube account. Only the video is set to a song from the game and not Evanescence's 'Bring me to Life.'
::)

Whatever man. It's a really well put together trailer. It really dosen't look amateurish at all, so I really don't know what the fuck you're talking about. The action scenes alone are well done. No, they don't look like some Weaboo Naturo Advent Children shit. There's really nothing super ridiculous on display in choreography. They have the modern "handheld documentary" style, yet everything is clear and you see all the actions.

Like you can dislike MGS and Kojima, I don't care, but it's really not a bad trailer.

And please, the song is better then white boy angst music.

So much salt.
« Last Edit: June 30, 2014, 10:51:41 PM by Rahxephon91 »

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Re: How is this not an Onion article? HOW?!
« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2014, 08:52:10 AM »
That part where Snake wipes the ashes of his dead friends all over his face was incredible, one of the most impactful cinematic moments of all time.
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« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2014, 09:03:21 AM »
Kojima is an amazing trailer director.  Can't disagree with that.  ZoE2 trailer omg.


He's a pretty good cutscene director too when he doesn't self-indulge and keeps cutscenes to a couple of mins.  He's got good style but his problem is lack of self-editing so some scenes go on and on.  MGS4 is a joke, like I think he was trolling and making fun of himself and how much people would put up with, with his 40 min long cutscenes at that point.

MGSV GZ cutscenes were fine.  MGSV seems back to form.

BobFromPikeCreek

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« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2014, 01:42:35 AM »
His problem is he's cramming his passion for a passive medium into an active one.
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Himu

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« Reply #15 on: July 02, 2014, 02:12:58 AM »
Modern Japanese film is pretty... Uhhhhh.... From what I've seen
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Himu

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« Reply #16 on: July 02, 2014, 02:16:58 AM »
At least Korea is delivering solid films. What happened to Japanese film anyways?
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Re: How is this not an Onion article? HOW?!
« Reply #17 on: July 02, 2014, 07:53:25 AM »
Modern Japanese film is pretty... Uhhhhh.... From what I've seen

Kiyoshi Kurosawa :rock
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Tasty

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« Reply #18 on: July 02, 2014, 11:10:56 AM »
Japan needs another good live action film director a hell of a lot more than it needs another long-winded game director.  Kojima made the wrong career choice.

All his films would be 6 hours long due to redundant dialog.

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« Reply #19 on: July 02, 2014, 03:15:38 PM »
Play4Real missed a decent joke by not copy/pasting this article on their site.