Did I just take a shower?

[recursivelyenumerable]

I may have showered 10 minutes ago, but seriously can't remember whether I did or not.   

[Positive Touch]

gotta do your morning routine exactly the same every day so you dont screw it up

[Joe Molotov]

Golden shower?

[recursivelyenumerable]

I'm not that rich, yet

[Shadow Mod]

Smell your armpit.

[Tasty]

Is your hair damp?

I frequently get caught up in my own thoughts and forget whether I shampoo'd or not, so I always do so again if I can't remember.

[recursivelyenumerable]

it smells like soap so I guess either I did or my body odor has evolved since the last time I smelled my armpit.

ok off to see someone again

[benjipwns]

I checked my tapes and you did.

[recursivelyenumerable]

i thought there were clean socks in this drawer but NO

[TVC15]

Did you remember to pee?

[Himu]

Scratch your pubes, then smell your hand.

[Joe Molotov]

i thought there were clean socks in this drawer but NO

I know that feel, breh.

[Shaka Khan]

Only one way to tell: Scratch and sniff.

[Rufus]

Yeah, happens to me too. It's a bit more obvious for me because I've got long hair that takes a lot of water to soak through, but I still second guess myself.

[Reb]

I do this with wiping.

[Shaka Khan]

I do this with wiping.

I can relate.

[chronovore]

I do this with wiping.

[Madrun Badrun]

Good thing showering is idempotent.  Shampooing not so much though. 

[Joe Molotov]

idempotent

[Reb]

Denoting an element of a set that is unchanged in value when multiplied or otherwise operated on by itself.

[Barry Egan]

damn Arvie just owned me pretty hard 

[PlayDat]

Some actions become so routine your mind goes on autopilot to save you from wasting time thinking about it.  This happens to me with medicine a lot. 

[recursivelyenumerable]

it smells like soap so I guess either I did or my body odor has evolved since the last time I smelled my armpit.

ok off to see someone again

in retrospect maybe I could've done more with this post, e.g., tie it into discussion of the aldehydes in cilantro

[Tasty]

Is your hair damp?

I frequently get caught up in my own thoughts and forget whether I shampoo'd or not, so I always do so again if I can't remember.

i do a variation on this all the time.  i always forget, while i'm in the shower, if i already used shampoo or not.  so then i do it again.  sometimes i forget again?  it's pretty annoying.

Me and Oscar are the same person

[Kara]

If you took baths instead of showers you'd know if you'd shampooed your hair or not regardless of being on auto-pilot.

At least if you're a "I don't put water on my hair until it's time to shampoo it" bath-taker.

[Rufus]

Is your hair damp?

I frequently get caught up in my own thoughts and forget whether I shampoo'd or not, so I always do so again if I can't remember.

i do a variation on this all the time.  i always forget, while i'm in the shower, if i already used shampoo or not.  so then i do it again.  sometimes i forget again?  it's pretty annoying.

Me and Oscar are the same person

[Madrun Badrun]

Recursive, when is the last time you sobbed mathematically?

[recursivelyenumerable]

0.02+√2i gigaseconds ago

[Kara]

Was it a good cry, or did you just "have something in your eye"?

[recursivelyenumerable]

I actually cry at the most random-ass times, it rarely has to do with being sad or happy or whatever, it's usually some non-sequitur, like I'm amazed by how cool some mental image that just popped into my head is.