Author Topic: Would any of you ever go on Maury? (Read 1937 times)

Junpei the Tracer! · « **on:** July 04, 2014, 06:00:51 PM »

I've been watching this a lot lately, it's pretty silly and I wonder why would anyone debase themselves to such a degree? I saw a episode a while back where this woman found out "he's not the father" and she ran back screaming and crying and then she fell, I fucking lost it.

So yeah that's it, i would've made this thread gaf but i can't make threads anymore.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1 on:** July 04, 2014, 06:05:05 PM »

There are no limits to the debasement that some people are willing to subject themselves to. (See: Any Playstation Vita thread)

Kara · « **Reply #2 on:** July 04, 2014, 06:11:01 PM »

For $ 250,000.

But that's my price to be bought to do anything, really.

Your Stalker · « **Reply #3 on:** July 04, 2014, 06:13:06 PM »

would you suck 250,000 cocks for 250k
@Karakand

Kara · « **Reply #4 on:** July 04, 2014, 06:16:47 PM »

In a row?

Your Stalker · « **Reply #5 on:** July 04, 2014, 06:17:26 PM »

yes and you need to let them cum in your mouth but you don't have to swallow

Kara · « **Reply #6 on:** July 04, 2014, 06:18:38 PM »

It's not the act itself, it's that I don't think I'd have to physical acumen necessary.

Like I'd sign an NFL contract for $ 250,000, but I don't think I'd last long enough to not be cut.

benjipwns · « **Reply #7 on:** July 04, 2014, 06:59:55 PM »

Apparently you don't get paid for Maury.

Now Judge Judy on the other hand, not only do you get put up in a hotel like Maury, but the "judgement" comes out of a shared fund between the plaintiff and defendant funded by the show, the defendants get the remainder if the judgement isn't for the total amount.

In other words, we should all be suing each other for $2500.

Squiddy · « **Reply #8 on:** July 04, 2014, 08:07:21 PM »

I'd do it for a 10k+

I got nothing funny for him to talk about anyway.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9 on:** July 04, 2014, 08:08:31 PM »

Nope because you'd know it's a set up. If your gf wants to take you on Maury, break up with her. If your parents want to take you on Maury, change your last name. etc

TVC15 · « **Reply #10 on:** July 04, 2014, 08:52:34 PM »

Yes. I'd do it for a few grand.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #11 on:** July 05, 2014, 12:02:01 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 04, 2014, 08:52:34 PM

Yes. I'd do it for a few grand.

This

chronovore · « **Reply #12 on:** July 10, 2014, 10:19:48 AM »

I'm baffled by couples who want to go on any reality talk show to reveal anything. I've warned my wife that if she ever thinks this is a reasonable course of action, she should just go directly to a divorce lawyer, because that's where it's headed.

demi · « **Reply #13 on:** July 10, 2014, 10:35:48 AM »

I'd do it for free, make a name for myself, then set up facebook, twitter and more so all my fans can keep up with my crazy antics

king of the internet · « **Reply #14 on:** July 10, 2014, 10:44:39 AM »

I would, but I already know that the baby is in fact, mine.

Momo · « **Reply #15 on:** July 10, 2014, 11:02:16 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 04, 2014, 08:08:31 PM

Nope because you'd know it's a set up. If your gf wants to take you on Maury, break up with her. If your parents want to take you on Maury, change your last name. etc

This is exactly what I say

Diunx · « **Reply #16 on:** July 10, 2014, 11:39:41 AM »

Free paternity test? as a latino that has to deal with fucking crazy dominican chicks all the time I would be all over that shit.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** July 10, 2014, 11:40:34 AM »

Quote from: Diunx on July 10, 2014, 11:39:41 AM

Free paternity test? as a latino that has to deal with fucking crazy dominican chicks all the time I would be all over that shit.

send them my way breh.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #18 on:** July 10, 2014, 11:54:50 AM »

not ugly or black (or both) enough

Diunx · « **Reply #19 on:** July 10, 2014, 01:23:10 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 10, 2014, 11:40:34 AM

Quote from: Diunx on July 10, 2014, 11:39:41 AM
Free paternity test? as a latino that has to deal with fucking crazy dominican chicks all the time I would be all over that shit.

send them my way breh.

Just come here for a couple of weeks and we'll say you are a basketball player or something, don't let them touch your condoms tho

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** July 10, 2014, 01:51:18 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on July 10, 2014, 01:23:10 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 10, 2014, 11:40:34 AM
Quote from: Diunx on July 10, 2014, 11:39:41 AM
Free paternity test? as a latino that has to deal with fucking crazy dominican chicks all the time I would be all over that shit.

send them my way breh.

Just come here for a couple of weeks and we'll say you are a basketball player or something, don't let them touch your condoms tho

but won't they be able to google me on their smartphones and tell I'm lying

toku · « **Reply #21 on:** July 10, 2014, 02:16:13 PM »

Friend of mine and his gf went to a taping as part of their vacation once. They were basically the token tatted up "alt" white couple you spot in the crowd laughing at the poor white trash or minorities on stage.

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Author Topic: Would any of you ever go on Maury? (Read 1937 times)