What are your favorite cactivities?

[Great Rumbler]

Summer is the season to indulge your inner cac.

[Phoenix Dark]

This weekend I made black bean soup and asparagus. I also checked my portfolio.

[king of the internet]

Just had a turkey and mayo sandwich for lunch. 

[Phoenix Dark]

Helped a white buddy move a few weeks ago, and since he was moving out of state he let me keep some extra condiments he had. I now have a big jar of olive oil mayo in my pantry. Just looking at it makes my blood pressure drop.

[Madrun Badrun]

A tie between either laughing at racist jokes or telling them.  Also pretty sure denying gay rights is just as much a blactivity as a cactivity, as prop 8 showed.

[Madrun Badrun]

Helped a white buddy move a few weeks ago, and since he was moving out of state he let me keep some extra condiments he had. I now have a big jar of olive oil mayo in my pantry. Just looking at it makes my blood pressure drop.

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You say mayo but I'm imaging you taking a tuperware container home, with a look of glee on your face, full of extra ketchup packets left over from fast food.

[demi]

posting on coli

[Madrun Badrun]

Calling your parents by their first names ya

[Momo]

-Watching your favorite sporting event that hasn't yet been overrun by minorities
F1

Verbally judging the poor
Telling racist jokes
Laughing at racist jokes
Locking your car doors while driving through a minority neighborhood
YUP

[Phoenix Dark]

Does seeing a therapist count




@Kara

[king of the internet]

Would walking my housecat on a leash count? 

[HiResDes]

Dressing like a goth/punk
Extreme Sports
Ordering Chilean Sea Bass with my napkin folded properly in my lap at the restaurant I made reservations at and leaving a decent tip

[demi]

Ordering salads at Wendy's

[Human Snorenado]

Left out "missionary position"

[king of the internet]

Using the word "froyo" 

[Madrun Badrun]

My mom is flying out to Toronto.  I asked her to bring some vanilla so I didn't have to go to Walmart.

You STFU, Esch!

[Phoenix Dark]

Saying "what" to your parents.

Telling your dad you don't have time to help him with yard work

Saying your mom is acting like a bitch because she asked how your chemistry test went

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still becoming a well adjusted professional adult with no criminal record and a middle class salary

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[Madrun Badrun]

Taking your shirt off before you fight (minimal punches, mostly grappling)

But how am I suppose to show my bros that I totally mean business then? 

[CatsCatsCats]

Doing drugs in public without fear
Dive bar karaoke

[Madrun Badrun]

Also when am I going to get the chance to see some man tits? since wearing a shirt while swimming is a cactivity

[Madrun Badrun]

Also just swimming is a cactivity. 

[Tasty]

Calling your parents by their first names ya

I don't get this.

[Phoenix Dark]

I gotta give honorary cac status to one of my Asian friends back when I was about 15. We'd play basketball at his house all the time, and every now and then my parents would let me go into his house to play videogames (SC Brood War, C&C, OOT). One day we were playing ball and his mom walked out the house in a two piece bikini and said "Pauuuu, you come to park with usss?" MILF status to the max brehs. I tried not to stare so I started randomly dribbing the ball around, but I couldn't stop glancing over and eventually bounced the ball onto my foot - it rolled into the street.

He ran up to her and basically forced her back in the house, and I heard him say "you're dressed like a SLUT!" I could tell she didn't know what the word meant because she was laughing. Then he came back outside and apologized for his mom's behavior.

call your mom a slut brehs

[Tasty]

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2009/07/13/127-where-the-wild-things-are/

It is a guarantee that whenever it is announced that a popular book is being turned into a movie, white people will get upset. This is partly due to their fear that something they love will be made accessible to more people and thus enjoyed by more people which immediately decreases the amount of joy a white person can feel towards the original property. Yes, it’s complicated.

The other problem is that these announcements create a ticking time bomb where by a white person must read the book in ADVANCE of the release of the movie. This is done partly so that they can engage in the popular activity of complaining about how the movie failed to capture the essence of the book. But more importantly, once a book has been made into a movie, a white person can no longer read that book. To have read the book after the movie is one of the great crimes in white culture, and under no circumstances should you ever admit to doing this. Literally dozens of white friendships have imploded when it was revealed that someone read Fight Club after 1999.

Pretty sure this is just a nerd thing though.

[Brehvolution]

Repeat things heard on fox news.

[CatsCatsCats]

Jesus you guys know some terrible white people

[Great Rumbler]

Jesus you guys know some terrible white people

Hey, that's a little unfair, some of us are terrible white people.

[Phoenix Dark]

Going over to a cac friends house, taken off your shoes at the door and they hit you with the and tell you to put them back on. their dog comes to meet them and they kiss it on the face ( )

Then you walk in the kitchen and your buddy goes "Wendy! I missed you at school today " and hugs their mom

And you're like while you're watching Looney Tunes and they scream at their mom to go to the store and buy hot dogs for us

This is too real. The first time I went to a white friend's house I was shocked at how they spoke to their parents. Shit made me proud my parents never let me watch The Simpsons and Fresh Prince.


And I kept feeling awkward because I felt like an accomplice.

Him: MOM, get us some snacks
Me: uhh actually I'm not hungry, no thanks...
Mom: Oh it's ok, I have some cookie dough...want some cookies?
Me: If it's not a bother...
Him: Don't burn this time, JEEZ
Mom: I only burned them once! And that's because your sister was acting up
Him: Well she's not home today so you have no excuse, LOL
Mom: Don't get smart with me
Him: I wouldn't want to confuse you
Me: 

[CatsCatsCats]

Yeah must be an affluent white thing, all my friends growing up would get their ass beat talking like that

[Tasty]

Yeah, I didn't know any kids like that either.

[CatsCatsCats]

add to the list:

Distancing yourself from the cactivities of others

[Phoenix Dark]

Yeah must be an affluent white thing, all my friends growing up would get their ass beat talking like that

Maybe that's what it is. This was when we moved to the suburbs.

[Eli Gulgin]

Am I not cac enough since I don't let animals lick my face and definitely not my mouth? At least my cacsister makes up for it, she kisses her dogs while they lick her face all the time and lets them lick her ice cream and other food and then continues to eat it herself.

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And all this even though she's told me that the dogs love eating cat shit, the girl dog licks the discusting hormonal discharge (smegma?) from the boy dog's penis, the boy dog licks the girl dog's piss and they often lick her cacboyfriend's ears and nostrils clean from whatever builds up there. When those dogs come at me I push them so far away from my face as possible 

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[Phoenix Dark]

Your culture has arranged marriages. They might benefit from some gender studies.






Change my answer to saying racist things

pretty sure "Gender Studies" is actually "rape" in India.

[Phoenix Dark]

A person of African descent talking about India and rape

An African American talking about poor gender relations

It's the mental remnants of colonialism, I can't help but play into divide and conquer. Pray for me, my brown brethren

[Yulwei]

I can't stop myself from making ridiculous lists/polls

i just can't

[Your Stalker]

pretending to enjoy some shitty "ethnic" food to seem more cultured

[Rufus]

Using the umbrella term 'etchnic' for everything foreign, as if you don't belong to an ethnicity, too.

[Momo]

Rolling my window up at the traffic light when the car next to me is playing hip hop

[brob]

Using the umbrella term 'etchnic' for everything foreign, as if you don't belong to an ethnicity, too.

white people are far to multifaceted to be simmered down into "ethnicity", rufus. which part of your 13% saxon, 10% swedish, 33% italian, 28% spanish, 12% french, 4% first nationer lineage are you going to hang your hat on?

[Rufus]

Aryan of course.

[Madrun Badrun]

Rolling my window up at the traffic light when the car next to me is playing hip hop

You know what is better than this?  Rolling your window up at the traffic light when the car next to you is playing hip hop while on your way to go vote Republican. 

[Phoenix Dark]

It's the mental remnants of colonialism, I can't help but play into divide and conquer. Pray for me, my brown brethren

I want you to remember this the next time you complain about indian dudes not giving you dap. I gave you an open handshake of melanin friendship and you turned color crab on me with no provocation (Image removed from quote.)

you crazy for this one esch. damn

[Mupepe]

Rolling my window up at the traffic light when the car next to me is playing hip hop

Lowering the volume of my hip hop music when I have my windows down next to a black person at a traffic light

[benjipwns]

Maintaining segregated food aisles. Sauces are on aisle 8, "sauces of color" are on aisle 10.

[Positive Touch]

reminding everyone in earshot about what type of white people I don't like

not cleaning my house

partaking in foodie culture/drinking overcomplicated mixed drinks that taste like they only have two ingredients anyway

talking to animals

donating to a charity that makes no real difference

singing boring-ass church songs

buying redundant kitchen appliances

[Tasty]

Read the title as "cavities" for a sec and realized that "having first rate dental care but throwing your teeth away with candy and soda anyways" should be on the list.

[Rufus]

That's what you have first rate dental care for.

[CajoleJuice]

golfing

[Squiddy]

I'm not a cac, but I do feel at home with Swedish culture as a result of having been born & raised there.
Having experienced teh cultures of other peoples, I think I can safely say that the Swedish way of life is objectively superiour.

[king of the internet]

Maintaining segregated food aisles. Sauces are on aisle 8, "sauces of color" are on aisle 10.

Ethnic sauces. 

[Kara]

Does seeing a therapist count




@Kara

-Not just eating rare meat, but judging people for not eating rare meat.

e: Being able to move freely on foot late at night without having to worry about being hassled by law enforcement (because I'm white) or being the victim of a crime (because I live in statistically one of the safest areas in America). (This is more of a mascactivity I suppose.)

[Great Rumbler]

Well, the votes so far tell us that white people love meat, casual racism, and sitcoms.

[doctavius bonbon]

temporarily bestowing the position of racial ambassador to minority friends

[Momo]

Actually buying things at the stores inside the airport while waiting for a connecting flight

[Phoenix Dark]

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you crazy for this one esch. damn

I'm done with your crustacean ways, (Image removed from quote.)

I see your limp wrist sneak methods trying to shit on my brothers while playing the persecuted (Image removed from quote.)

I only shit on toilets.

[Eli Gulgin]

talking to animals

Man I talk to animals all the time and often with baby voices  They're just too cute and funny, I have to! It can be useful actually. One time I was walking my sister's dog while I was dogsitting for the weekend and during our walk I kept speaking the lines I had to remember for a play I was in, aiming them to the dog, and every time he looked at me like "wtf" I would change my inflection to sound more serious or overly dramatic, then I'd laugh out loud because I realized someone could see what I was doing and then I continued. I did it all the time without the dog, too, but less dramatically since I had no one to listen to me. It was more helpful with the dog.

[Joe Molotov]

I've never kissed an animal or called my parents by their first names. There's some levels of cacitude that even I wouldn't sink to.

I talk to my cat sometimes, tho.

[Phoenix Dark]

I playfully bite/nibble the back of the heads of my kittens. Just to freak them out every now and then.

[Madrun Badrun]

I've never kissed an animal

What the hell is wrong with you?  You sure your mom and dad weren't into BBC cuckolding and you just have a skin condition?