Author Topic: Tinder (Read 2017 times)

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **on:** July 14, 2014, 02:23:40 PM »

So is this still a thing? Can I still sign up and smash hot college vag with this app?

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #1 on:** July 14, 2014, 02:29:09 PM »

pls share your success stories guys

tehjaybo · « **Reply #2 on:** July 15, 2014, 05:20:54 PM »

From what I hear it's turned into more dating than banging. All I know is that I've had zero success.

Atramental · « **Reply #3 on:** July 15, 2014, 05:29:46 PM »

The cam site bots seem to like me.

Huff · « **Reply #4 on:** July 15, 2014, 05:34:08 PM »

Easy sex with bigger girls.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #5 on:** July 15, 2014, 05:46:32 PM »

tinder is a waste of time

Kara · « **Reply #6 on:** July 15, 2014, 05:50:16 PM »

Dev told me to use it.

Atramental · « **Reply #7 on:** July 15, 2014, 05:59:54 PM »

And sometimes the L's are so overwhelming that you wish you were born gay so you can use Grindr.

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #8 on:** July 15, 2014, 06:20:35 PM »

DLed this earlier this week and immediately regretted my "dumb faces only" photo policy over the last few years. I have a few not dumb ones but overall I hate any of my FB pics.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #9 on:** July 15, 2014, 07:24:06 PM »

I actually get approached by gay dudes fairly often these days lol

Either way my main problem is that I don't really want sex, I want a deep fulfilling spiritual soulmate relationship, but one that also doesn't require me to interact with my partner or anyone else, in any way, ever. Really I should just learn to be happy sitting at home by myself listening to Tegan & Sara pop hits on repeat

Kara · « **Reply #10 on:** July 15, 2014, 08:34:46 PM »

"The Con"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11 on:** July 15, 2014, 09:04:40 PM »

There's no diversity on tinder, at least in my area. It's like 95% white and doesn't let you search for other races. I barely pay attention to it now.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #12 on:** July 15, 2014, 09:08:18 PM »

Searching by race would be racist, PD. Besides a search by weight would probably work just as well. Just set that slider to > 195 and roll in rolls.

Atramental · « **Reply #13 on:** July 15, 2014, 09:08:29 PM »

It's all blonde, overweight Clemson sorority chicks in my area.

The total antithesis of my type.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #14 on:** July 15, 2014, 10:56:20 PM »

I've had a few dates/hookups via tinder, but it's pretty unfulfilling. Plus most the girls on there are certifiable wackos. Had one girl snapchat me a picture of a duck face selfie while holding a knife. Yeah.

Atramental · « **Reply #15 on:** July 15, 2014, 10:59:58 PM »

Good thing you got out of that encounter before things escalated.

-ish
http://i.imgur.com/7G9R9rV.jpg

Kara · « **Reply #16 on:** July 16, 2014, 12:31:06 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on July 15, 2014, 10:59:58 PM

-ish
http://i.imgur.com/7G9R9rV.jpg

toku · « **Reply #17 on:** July 16, 2014, 01:14:05 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on July 15, 2014, 10:59:58 PM

Good thing you got out of that encounter before things escalated.

-ish
http://i.imgur.com/7G9R9rV.jpg

Looks like a good time. What's the problem?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #18 on:** July 16, 2014, 02:01:31 AM »

There needs to be a Tinder for fat and ugly people. Like, I will randomly meet up with fat and unattractive girls and make out with them or whatever, but dating them is a lot of effort.

(yes, I'm aware that I'm an awful human being, whatever)

Kara · « **Reply #19 on:** July 16, 2014, 02:02:03 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on July 16, 2014, 02:01:31 AM

(yes, I'm aware that I'm an awful human being, whatever)

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #20 on:** July 16, 2014, 02:03:04 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on July 16, 2014, 02:01:31 AM

There needs to be a Tinder for fat and ugly people. Like, I will randomly meet up with fat and unattractive girls and make out with them or whatever, but dating them is a lot of effort.

(yes, I'm aware that I'm an awful human being, whatever)

Eh it's okay to be shallow but fuck, make it so you're worth looking at too.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #21 on:** July 16, 2014, 02:05:25 AM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 16, 2014, 02:03:04 AM

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on July 16, 2014, 02:01:31 AM
There needs to be a Tinder for fat and ugly people. Like, I will randomly meet up with fat and unattractive girls and make out with them or whatever, but dating them is a lot of effort.

(yes, I'm aware that I'm an awful human being, whatever)

Eh it's okay to be shallow but fuck, make it so you're worth looking at too.

I've been working on it

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #22 on:** July 16, 2014, 02:07:04 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on July 16, 2014, 02:05:25 AM

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 16, 2014, 02:03:04 AM
Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on July 16, 2014, 02:01:31 AM
There needs to be a Tinder for fat and ugly people. Like, I will randomly meet up with fat and unattractive girls and make out with them or whatever, but dating them is a lot of effort.

(yes, I'm aware that I'm an awful human being, whatever)

Eh it's okay to be shallow but fuck, make it so you're worth looking at too.

I've been working on it

Then all the more power to you breh. Get them muscles

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #23 on:** July 16, 2014, 02:12:57 AM »

This is gonna sound probably equally as awful, but the last few dates I've been on, I've had the regrettable realization each time, "this woman isn't very smart, sadly, and I'm bored."

...but if she was pretty at least that would be something, right? #soshallow

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #24 on:** July 16, 2014, 02:14:45 AM »

I think you'd be just as bored but maybe that's just me. Maybe you'd be interested in some pokeymans but then what would you even do afterwards.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #25 on:** July 16, 2014, 02:21:29 AM »

Yeah, I think you're right too. I need to date way above my station in life. Alas, chubby dudes with a big burly beard and no self-confidence are not in high demand among highly intelligent, beautiful women it seems.

(I usually get around this problem by dating smart, pretty, and CERTIFIABLY INSANE women. I've been skittish to back to that well, though.)

Kara · « **Reply #26 on:** July 16, 2014, 04:19:34 AM »

Yeah, after being in a LTR with someone smart (well except the dating me bit, that was D U M B) I really can't date below a certain level of intellect I'm discovering. I don't even really care about that much else, tbh.

I kind of understand why my parents never moved on with their lives after ceasing to interact as spouses now. (Unlike me they are both formal intellectuals.)

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #27 on:** July 16, 2014, 09:26:45 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on July 16, 2014, 02:21:29 AM

chubby dudes with a big burly beard and no self-confidence

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #28 on:** July 16, 2014, 12:53:41 PM »

Quote from: Eli Gulgin on July 16, 2014, 09:26:45 AM

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on July 16, 2014, 02:21:29 AM
chubby dudes with a big burly beard and no self-confidence

If I was into dudes, life would be so much simpler. I'm a hot property on the bear market.

Plywood · « **Reply #29 on:** July 17, 2014, 02:07:39 AM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on July 15, 2014, 05:20:54 PM

From what I hear it's turned into more dating than banging. All I know is that I've had zero success.

Yep on both statements.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #30 on:** July 17, 2014, 02:13:44 AM »

Seen Tinder used for both, gotta be upfront if you just want fuckem times.

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Author Topic: Tinder (Read 2017 times)