Quakecon 2014

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Speaking of Master Pancake I had the weird old lady dressed as David Bowie beg me for my pass so her "daughter" could get in. I told her no I was going to see it myself and she sauntered off to con some dumb simp into giving her a pass. Maybe she wasn't lying but I certainly didn't see her with anyone else when she sat down a few rows ahead of me after sitting on some dude's lap asking if she could sit next to him. He was in the front row which was reserved for press.

Some people are shameless, lol.

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And the guy she sweet talked was a journalist dude I know who works for Gamer-Network.

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[Joe Molotov]

Are you sure it wasn't actually David Bowie? You might have missed a once in a lifetime chance.

[demi]

He got to fuck David Bowie, and you went home to jack off to the sound of midnight candles. Who's the simp now

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Are you sure it wasn't actually David Bowie? You might have missed a once in a lifetime chance.

If that was him than the poor guy really let himself go. :'(

He got to fuck David Bowie, and you went home to jack off to the sound of midnight candles. Who's the simp now

Whatever, I hung out with John Romero for a bit and marveled at his luxurious hair.

Romero brought us Doom.
Bowie brought us Omikron. :'(

[benjipwns]

Crytek is bleeding money and now talent too. Uh-oh.

to iD too!

Like three years ago, Crytek and Epic bleeding talent while iD might have a successful Doom brewing despite no Carmack would be just a bit surprising.

[chronovore]

doom is literally my favorite game ever and i am so fucking hyped right now. this'll be the first game i preorder in like ten years

If you really want the Doom experience early, I'm willing to jump out of a closet and scare you repeatedly.

[Positive Touch]

I am definitely willing to pay for that

[Great Rumbler]

[Sho Nuff]

That picture is the fucking best and anyone who says differently should die

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That picture is the fucking best and anyone who says differently should die

WILLITSSSSSSS!

[Great Rumbler]

The best [or worst] thing to happen at Quakecon was this:

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What the fuck, rooooooooofl.

I don't know what's worse, the dude just standing there jaw agape or the guy rushing poor Willits on stage.

PC GAMING MASTER RACE!!!!

[Joe Molotov]

BAWLS DEEP!