1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Himu]

Someone call Queen dad rock? Queen has written and performed some of the greatest songs of our time.

Holy shit. Someone please kick Tribal out NOW.

At this point, might as well call Michael Jackson mom and dad pop.

[Phoenix Dark]

When did "dad rock" become a thing? I'd only ever heard of it referred to as classic rock until a few years ago. Now I hear "dad rock" all the time. Fuck that noise. Is Miles Davis "grandfather jazz" then? Music is timeless, unless it features those early synthesizers that sound ridiculous today.

It was used for those horrible 70s soft rock groups, but then distinguished mentally-challenged fellows got hold off it and started grouping in bands like Joy Division and The Doors.

It's like shitting on LOTR or The Once And Future King based entirely on the multitude of shitty fantasy imitators they spawned.

[CatsCatsCats]

The thing about Queen is you had an entire band OOZING with talent. No Ringos.

[Himu]

I am never going to take a tribal post seriously. I just can't. How is it possible to take someone who calls Queen dad rock seriously? Even jokingly, it has to be some kind of L.

[CatsCatsCats]

I think we need to question a society where being a dad is somehow negative

[Himu]

The thing about Queen is you had an entire band OOZING with talent. No Ringos.

And every band member contributed to making hits. The GOAT.

You've got Brian May, top five guitarist.
John Deacon top ten song writer and hits maker.
roger Taylor top ten drummer.
Freddie Mercury top five singer.



No one fucks with Queen.

[nudemacusers]

i've always considered stuff like nickelback, hinder, buckcherry, five finger death punch and co 'dad rock' since it's the kind of corny shit dads who wear too-tight affliction tees (in 2014 lul), spike their hair and rock fluorescent lensed sport oakleys would listen to when they go to the local watering hole and get jagerbombs.

[Mr. Nobody]

Would old school hiphop be considered "dad rap"?

[nudemacusers]

only if you're still wearing tims and carpenter jeans

[Mr. Nobody]

I've only had 2 pairs of timbs my whole life 

[WanderingWind]

only if you're still wearing tims and carpenter jeans

I don't have carpenter jeans any more motherfucker. They went to Goodwill last year.

[Michael Moaner]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=136984918&postcount=183

 

[nudemacusers]

ah is that the dude who went to some weird street festival and was taking creepy shots of chicks in wet tshirts and shit? lul

[Rufus]

Dark_Chris approves.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122907307&postcount=16340

Today I went clubbing and sniffed around 15 hairs or so. Good night.

edit: lol just skimmed the thread and he buys them stuff and high fives them. legit only something a creepy weirdo does.

[CatsCatsCats]

  why do people like that exist, someone fix it

[team filler]

I've already linked to that guy's posts, he's great.

[Broseidon]

Someone post more pls. Mine that vein.

[zepblackstar]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122907307&postcount=16340

Today I went clubbing and sniffed around 15 hairs or so. Good night.

edit: lol just skimmed the thread and he buys them stuff and high fives them. legit only something a creepy weirdo does.

that better mean some sort of drug...

[nudemacusers]

the only drug here is asian girls

[team filler]

I don't understand why dok just doesn't fuck some korean prostitutes. move to korea for asian pussy and spend your time simping, taking creep shots and sniffing hair at the club, brehs


dude was well hated in the kpop thread when I posted there. I made it a point to encourage him for my own delight. 

[El Babua]

The thing about Queen is you had an entire band OOZING with talent. No Ringos.

I won't have you bitch ass niccas talk shit about Ringo. 

Fucking plebs not knowing good drumming when they hear it.

[thisismyusername]

unless it features those early synthesizers that sound ridiculous today.

Goddamn it, I have an 80's synth song in my head that is wanting to go "NO U" but I can't remember the name.  :'(

[Michael Moaner]

the next elliot roger

http://instagram.com/dokiteer

[StealthFan]

GAF has plenty of Elliots. It's just a matter of time.

I seriously think Kinggi is gonna top himself off. I can see him taking some bitches with him too.

[team filler]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=923893

 

[Kara]

Would old school hiphop be considered "dad rap"? (Image removed from quote.)

You can't call pop your mom would have listened to "mom pop" because of the confusion it would cause due to sounding like a heteronormative colloquialism for family-operated businesses.

Fucking safe y'all.

[kingkitty]

I don't understand why dok just doesn't fuck some korean prostitutes. move to korea for asian pussy and spend your time simping, taking creep shots and sniffing hair at the club, brehs


dude was well hated in the kpop thread when I posted there. I made it a point to encourage him for my own delight. 

he did fuck Korean prostitutes, lol.

[team filler]

link?

[I'm a Puppy!]

who hasn't?

[Atramental]

Forget the women. 

I want to go to S. Korea for the food. 

[Kara]

Forget the women. 

If only I could.

[Atramental]

Probably not the most popular notion but it would be nice to have a switch to turn off sexual attraction.

I'd get more shit done. That's for sure. 

/musings of a former religious fundamentalist

[WanderingWind]

Blaming religion for you is like blaming art school for Hitler.

[kingkitty]

link?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45638784&postcount=1738

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45639211&postcount=1741

I also pm'ed him a location, because that was the polite thing to do.

[nachobro]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=923893

 

[Rufus]

Washing properly isn't going to help with swamp ass though. Just makes it a little less disgusting.

[Himu]

gaf, how do i clean the dirt trapped between my keyboard keys? Do I have to turn the computer off?

[Joe Molotov]

gaf, how do i ________ (basic life task)?

FHUTA

[Supermanisdead]

weirdos who are desperate to go to korea and japan for azn girls need to set their eyes towards the people's republic 

[Atramental]

Thailand brehs.

That's were the black belt weirdos go to get their rocks off.

[El Babua]

So when are we headed to Thailand bud? 

[Atramental]

I'm a yellow belt weirdo.

[milchs evil twin]

link?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45638784&postcount=1738

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45639211&postcount=1741

I also pm'ed him a location, because that was the polite thing to do.

"Hoooooooooooly shit. 120.000 won.

Their skin GAF. You -DONT- KNOW How Soft their skin are."

[Rufus]

*shudder*

[Kara]

I'm a yellow belt weirdo.

[Courage]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=924031

[Michael Moaner]

Whats the joke there? Who he making fun of...?

[Mr. Nobody]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=924031

Lore's ears have got to be beet red at this point

[Michael Moaner]

Nvm: Lore's clubbing adeventures.

Leave the dude alone and let him sexually assault women in peace 

[Your Stalker]

lol he got juniored

[StealthFan]

make u have wet dreams

[jakefromstatefarm]

griping over candy has gotta be the lamest shit on the planet

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unless it's about bullshit green apple skittles :ufdup

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[Himu]

Tbh "dark chocolate is nasty" is the most offensive thing on that list of threads and that's saying a lot

[Mr. Nobody]

griping over candy has gotta be the lamest shit on the planet

spoiler (click to show/hide)

unless it's about bullshit green apple skittles :ufdup

[close]

Never had them but that sounds tasty

That bad breh?

[Verdigris Murder]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=924031

For a perfect ending, lore needs to sell neogaf to a faceless transnational media corp.

But tbh that'll never happen.

[Mr. Nobody]

Now white chocolate 

[Atramental]

White chocolate is fucking wack. 

[StealthFan]

There's a video of a bunch of goons greeting Lowtax and his hot girlfriend at the airport. It is so fucking cringe-worthy and you can see how ashamed Tax is, but he plays it cool. Lore would try and act cool, or hard in such an instance. He's an utter plebe, and he'll never sell to a faceless corporation. He's too much of an inept loser to gain sycophants irl, even with money. If he had any intelligence he'd buy a real life business and get it up and running while cashing his checks.

[Himu]

White chocolate is lame as fuck.