1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[toku]

Please add them to the bore.

[octopushover]

In other news: I'm a couple of days late but here's some ferengi emotes:

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a couple days late? do you think your gaf persona might be pregnant?

[Joe Molotov]

FemAtra's got a bun in the oven? 

[Atramental]

In other news: I'm a couple of days late but here's some ferengi emotes:

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a couple days late? do you think your gaf persona might be pregnant?

Nah, there was just a lot of discussions on GAF a day or two ago (which have all died down) that had a bunch of posters talking about those ever elusive and confusing "females".

FemAtra's got a bun in the oven? 

The only bun in this oven is all the junk food I stuffed down my throat today since every Saturday is my cheat meal day.

[Phoenix Dark]

I had to unfollow Boogie (the fat gamer) on twitter. I don't remember why I decided to follow him months ago, given that I don't even play console games...I found some of his videos funny. But he spends SO much time complaining and crying over who said what and who is mad at him...who fucking CARES. Stop taking the internet so seriously you god damn idiot.

[benjipwns]

I had to unfollow Boogie (the fat gamer) on twitter. I don't remember why I decided to follow him months ago, given that I don't even play console games...I found some of his videos funny. But he spends SO much time complaining and crying over who said what and who is mad at him...who fucking CARES. Stop taking the internet so seriously you god damn idiot.

He had a meltdown in the GAF GamerGate thread that went into "everyone hates me/my life is shit/ban me, I need to be killed/etc." territory.

[Phoenix Dark]

I had to unfollow Boogie (the fat gamer) on twitter. I don't remember why I decided to follow him months ago, given that I don't even play console games...I found some of his videos funny. But he spends SO much time complaining and crying over who said what and who is mad at him...who fucking CARES. Stop taking the internet so seriously you god damn idiot.

He had a meltdown in the GAF GamerGate thread that went into "everyone hates me/my life is shit/ban me, I need to be killed/etc." territory.

smh

Dude just seems like a complete mess, living vicariously online through his persona. I remember hearing he planned on losing some weight...apparently not. When you think about it, he could make a lot of money by going on a diet, documenting his progress, and losing a ton of weight. But nope.

[Himu]

Why doesn't he hire a trainer or dietitian? Dude has videos with 1 million views, he could easily afford it.

[Atramental]

I don't think sure will power is going to help him with his weight loss. The guy needs to see a therapist.

Apparently he had a somewhat rough childhood full of physical and mental abuse but I can't remember which video he talked about that.

[Rufus]

Why doesn't he hire a trainer or dietitian? Dude has videos with 1 million views, he could easily afford it.

Because at his size it's clearly an addiction.

[Tribal]

Why doesn't he hire a trainer or dietitian? Dude has videos with 1 million views, he could easily afford it.

because being internet famous is a full time job

[benjipwns]

smh

I think it starts around here, if not can probably just look at his post history: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=130690091#post130690091

[benjipwns]

Oops, actually was later in the thread than I thought: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=134101118&highlight=#post134101118

[Phoenix Dark]

How the fuck did he get 4 posts in a row 

[Mr. Nobody]

Factoring in the minute long cooldown....

[Rahxephon91]

Modbot's "what a mess" doesn't really explain much behind the reasons for closing that Dunham thread.

You know as well as I that GAF will not bear to have feminists or pedos disparaged. (especially pedos)

That may be true, but I could see that thread as a breeding grown for MRA's preaching thier political agenda. Having a feminist fall is all they need.

Better to close the thread before it goes there.

[octopushover]

Why doesn't he hire a trainer or dietitian? Dude has videos with 1 million views, he could easily afford it.

Because his weight is why people watch him.

Without being fat nobody will find him funny and he knows it.

[benjipwns]

How the fuck did he get 4 posts in a row 

Factoring in the minute long cooldown....

It's seven and almost was eight!

[Kraftwerk]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=923299

They aren't kids in their respective culture at that point though.

In Islam marrying a child is fine once the child has hit puberty. Children hit puberty at age 10 these days. It might not happen in the west but it carries on in Muslim countries.

 

[team filler]

she's culturally above the age of consent!

[I'm a Puppy!]

Modbot's "what a mess" doesn't really explain much behind the reasons for closing that Dunham thread.

You know as well as I that GAF will not bear to have feminists or pedos disparaged. (especially pedos)

That may be true, but I could see that thread as a breeding grown for MRA's preaching thier political agenda. Having a feminist fall is all they need.

Better to close the thread before it goes there.

MRAs and their hateful anti-molestation agenda! #notallfeminists

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=923299

They aren't kids in their respective culture at that point though.

In Islam marrying a child is fine once the child has hit puberty. Children hit puberty at age 10 these days. It might not happen in the west but it carries on in Muslim countries.

 

gaf pedos be like

[Himu]

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/10739041/

HOLY SHIT.

[cosmicblizzard]

I don't think sure will power is going to help him with his weight loss. The guy needs to see a therapist.

Apparently he had a somewhat rough childhood full of physical and mental abuse but I can't remember which video he talked about that.

The Draw My Life one maybe?



I'm not watching 12 minutes, but feel free to confirm or not.

[I'm a Puppy!]

I don't think sure will power is going to help him with his weight loss. The guy needs to see a therapist.

Apparently he had a somewhat rough childhood full of physical and mental abuse but I can't remember which video he talked about that.

His "draw my life" thing was pretty sad.
Though you can see why he does what he does. essentially he attributes everything good in his life to gaming when really he should attribute it to his work, ability and friends. He's hoisted his whole life and happiness on gaming.

[Atramental]

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/10739041/

HOLY SHIT.

Probably be a good thing to lay low for a bit.

[I'm a Puppy!]

God the more I see of that coli shit the less intelligent I become.

[Phoenix Dark]

I knew this would happen.

if there's one group that fucking with is a 100% bad fucking idea it's the wolves. nobody has ever survived that shit. If they get a sniff, well

[toku]

sad

[Broseidon]

I don't think sure will power is going to help him with his weight loss. The guy needs to see a therapist.

Apparently he had a somewhat rough childhood full of physical and mental abuse but I can't remember which video he talked about that.

The Draw My Life one maybe?



I'm not watching 12 minutes, but feel free to confirm or not.

legit sad now

[Michael Moaner]

tbh Coli is a privately owned forum, right? so they can do whatever they want in regards to cheeseburger's.

i mean yeah its ignorant as fuck and just perpetuates a stereotype, but real talk i've noticed transgender makes a lot of people uncomfortable from all walks of life.

[jakefromstatefarm]

God the more I see of that coli shit the less intelligent I become.

you should check out Higher Learning

[Atramental]

I don't think sure will power is going to help him with his weight loss. The guy needs to see a therapist.

Apparently he had a somewhat rough childhood full of physical and mental abuse but I can't remember which video he talked about that.

The Draw My Life one maybe?



I'm not watching 12 minutes, but feel free to confirm or not.

It was another vid but wasn't as in depth as this one.

But it still proves my point that he should be meeting with a mental health professional of some sort to help him lose his excess weight.

[Yulwei]

You have to be one self important fuckface to take that gamergate bullshit even remotely seriously

[cosmicblizzard]

I vaguely remember hearing that he DID lose a lot of weight, he was just so ridiculously obese before that his current weight is a step up.  IIRC, there's also some physical stuff involved as well as mental like some gastric thing or something.  Of course he should still work at it, but that probably makes it harder.

I could be completely wrong on all this, though.

[helios]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=923626

Pissed blood, but doesn't want to go to ER.

[team filler]

I think this is his final form

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=923626

Pissed blood, but doesn't want to go to ER.

Yeah, but:

It doesn't hurt and I have no trouble getting an erection. It all seems normal. When you search for symptoms online you are returned worst cases.

It's all normal.

[helios]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=923626

Pissed blood, but doesn't want to go to ER.

Yeah, but:

It doesn't hurt and I have no trouble getting an erection. It all seems normal. When you search for symptoms online you are returned worst cases.

It's all normal.

Oh ok. I was worrying for nothing

[thisismyusername]

I'd say he should go on the trip but at least pop into an ER or call his doctor. All else fails there is those 24/7 check-up centers he could call and at least get an "okay, it isn't that serious/WTF TOTALLY GO TO AN ER" thing from...

[Yulwei]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=923626

Pissed blood, but doesn't want to go to ER.

what an attention whore

[parallax]

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/10739041/

HOLY SHIT.

god damn. those dudes need serious fucking help

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I had to unfollow Boogie (the fat gamer) on twitter. I don't remember why I decided to follow him months ago, given that I don't even play console games...I found some of his videos funny. But he spends SO much time complaining and crying over who said what and who is mad at him...who fucking CARES. Stop taking the internet so seriously you god damn idiot.

He had a meltdown in the GAF GamerGate thread that went into "everyone hates me/my life is shit/ban me, I need to be killed/etc." territory.

smh

Dude just seems like a complete mess, living vicariously online through his persona. I remember hearing he planned on losing some weight...apparently not. When you think about it, he could make a lot of money by going on a diet, documenting his progress, and losing a ton of weight. But nope.

And he is different than most of bore, how?

Oh yeah...he has more fans.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/10739041/

HOLY SHIT.

d

Stop posting about it and call the cops....like now.

[Himu]

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/10739041/

HOLY SHIT.

d

Stop posting about it and call the cops....like now.

they wouldn't take that shit seriously

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/10739041/

HOLY SHIT.

d

Stop posting about it and call the cops....like now.

they wouldn't take that shit seriously

That doesn't sound friendly or in jest. Don't exactly know what you did other than front on some pics butt niccas are mad as fuck. I'd take a few weeks off the net my friend. You just inherited like 500 enemies. :-(

[Michael Moaner]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=136970632&postcount=164

   

AlphaPerv defends his use of the word 'autistic' while talking about his virgin antics

[team filler]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=136959220&postcount=27

 

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=136959649&postcount=32

 

[toku]

I feel like the Ls being handed out at gaf on a daily basis are at historic highs.

[Yulwei]

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh0z38u93G42CsIO4t

 

[benjipwns]

Fucking Sherlock up in this shit:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=136955899&postcount=134

Let me see if I'm following his logic correctly...carry the 5, multiply by D, subtract X, to the power of 3....

The answer is... FHUTA?

[Tribal]

Kek. Gaf mods be serious about their shitty dad rock bands.

[Tribal]

Celebration Day is killer

[Tribal]

It's probably my favourite Led Zep song. Although Sick Again is a close runner up

[Yulwei]

Kek. Gaf mods be serious about their shitty dad rock bands.

to be fair, the OP of that thread is kind of a dipshit

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=918118 great friend

[Shuri]

Dude got juniored for this thread:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=923689

I got juniored for that "woman walking in NYC" thread last week 

[Tribal]

When did "dad rock" become a thing? I'd only ever heard of it referred to as classic rock until a few years ago. Now I hear "dad rock" all the time. Fuck that noise. Is Miles Davis "grandfather jazz" then? Music is timeless, unless it features those early synthesizers that sound ridiculous today.

It was used for those horrible 70s soft rock groups, but then distinguished mentally-challenged fellows got hold off it and started grouping in bands like Joy Division and The Doors.

[Phoenix Dark]

When did "dad rock" become a thing? I'd only ever heard of it referred to as classic rock until a few years ago. Now I hear "dad rock" all the time. Fuck that noise. Is Miles Davis "grandfather jazz" then? Music is timeless, unless it features those early synthesizers that sound ridiculous today.

It's a lazy attempt by people with small musical palettes to feel superior. I can understand not liking some classic rock but if you're hating on it across the board you're dismissing quite a bit of ground breaking records, great musicians, dope songs, etc. You can't call Led Zeppelin dad rock and get respect from me. Disliking some or even most of their music is one thing, but outright dismissing it because it's old and is straight forward? Sucker shit.

The ultimate damnation of this shit is that Steely Dan would be the definition of dad rock. And if you don't like Steely Dan you're just a lost, fatherless nicca.

[octopushover]

i thought it was used almost exclusively by people who were born late enough that their dads could be 32 years old, making it accurate.

tribal using the term only confirms this hypothesis.