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Am_I_Anonymous

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #17520 on: December 02, 2014, 09:24:38 AM »
Implied rape is rape unless it's on nintendo brehs, then it's art...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=943390
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #17522 on: December 02, 2014, 09:31:25 AM »
that's not even implied rape (or art)

it's a reference to akuma's raging demon with him smoking a cigar after, which is a common "i'm satisfied" trope.  bayonetta is filled with these little sex references that don't mean a whole lot. and there's a certain point where if your mind fills in the bad stuff on its own, it's on you. 

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« Reply #17523 on: December 02, 2014, 09:32:51 AM »
that's not even implied rape (or art)

it's a reference to akuma's raging demon with him smoking a cigar after, which is a common "i'm satisfied" trope.  bayonetta is filled with these little sex references that don't mean a whole lot. and there's a certain point where if your mind fills in the bad stuff on its own, it's on you.

It's GAF man. I'm not even surprised we're heading towards 7000 posts of angry young virgins knocking each other out of the way to be the most offended...for the ladies of course....

 :beli

Type out a normal response, get banned bros

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=141238336&postcount=199

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« Reply #17524 on: December 02, 2014, 09:35:22 AM »

Am_I_Anonymous

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« Reply #17525 on: December 02, 2014, 09:36:29 AM »
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oh OF COURSE our resident racist has to chime in....he can't let an opportunity to post in a megathread pass him by whether he's just rehashing the who goddamn thing or not

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=141247789&postcount=635

 :kobeyuck

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=141260068&postcount=1015

.....

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #17526 on: December 02, 2014, 10:15:48 AM »
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Don't get hit with the attack.

Easiest way to avoid implied rape, brehs.  :jawalrus
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Am_I_Anonymous

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« Reply #17527 on: December 02, 2014, 10:25:00 AM »
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Don't get hit with the attack.

Easiest way to avoid implied rape, brehs.  :jawalrus



imo
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #17528 on: December 02, 2014, 10:33:13 AM »
Implied rape is rape unless it's on nintendo brehs, then it's art...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=943390



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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #17529 on: December 02, 2014, 10:36:10 AM »
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Don't get hit with the attack.

Easiest way to avoid implied rape, brehs.  :jawalrus

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imo

Implying that women are valuable property that need to be locked up, sexist scum :maf :maf
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Am_I_Anonymous

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #17530 on: December 02, 2014, 10:36:33 AM »
Imply the Jealous Husband is discussing the implied the rape of a continent brehs...

 :jawalrus
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #17531 on: December 02, 2014, 10:38:20 AM »
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Don't get hit with the attack.

Easiest way to avoid implied rape, brehs.  :jawalrus

(Image removed from quote.)

imo

Implying that women are valuable property that need to be locked up, sexist scum :maf :maf


Dude if my daughter decided to go to a GAF convention...and provided my wife hid my bullets so I can't shoot myself...I'm investing in one of those in the event Evilore gets within 30 feet of her while dancing to 90's electronica via his earbuds while everyone else is listening to Drake.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #17532 on: December 02, 2014, 10:52:18 AM »
kamiya is going to take down twitter single-handedly with all the blocks he's gonna hand out today.  And he didn't even direct that game. 

also, if i weren't lazy, i'd alter this to fit the situation:


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« Reply #17533 on: December 02, 2014, 10:54:40 AM »
that's not even implied rape (or art)

it's a reference to akuma's raging demon with him smoking a cigar after, which is a common "i'm satisfied" trope.  bayonetta is filled with these little sex references that don't mean a whole lot. and there's a certain point where if your mind fills in the bad stuff on its own, it's on you.

It's GAF man. I'm not even surprised we're heading towards 7000 posts of angry young virgins knocking each other out of the way to be the most offended...for the ladies of course....

 :beli

Type out a normal response, get banned bros

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=141238336&postcount=199

:goty

That's a Gaf outrage thread breh. Logic be damned, this thread is only going in one direction!

:kobeyuck

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=141260068&postcount=1015

But posts like these make me think it's all an act  :neogaf

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It's not  :goty2
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #17534 on: December 02, 2014, 11:09:04 AM »
HOW PECULIAR, HMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #17535 on: December 02, 2014, 11:26:28 AM »
I have this sudden urge to make a t-shirt that says:
"Video Games = Rape Sims"

I could probably sell a 100 or so if it gets promoted on GAF and Tumblr.


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« Reply #17536 on: December 02, 2014, 11:30:45 AM »
I have this sudden urge to make a t-shirt that says:
"Video Games = Rape Sims"

I could probably sell a 100 or so if it gets promoted on GAF and Tumblr.

Avatar makes this perfect  :lol

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #17537 on: December 02, 2014, 11:34:01 AM »
I have this sudden urge to make a t-shirt that says:
"Video Games = Rape Sims"

I could probably sell a 100 or so if it gets promoted on GAF and Tumblr.

Your avatar is reminding me of the guy who fixes stuff in my house, it's uncanny



Here he is starting my refinishing my basement project.

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Joe Molotov

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #17538 on: December 02, 2014, 11:40:34 AM »
Then he fixes the cable?
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #17539 on: December 02, 2014, 11:47:07 AM »
any body shots? he looks kinda chubby :shaq (nodemi)
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #17540 on: December 02, 2014, 11:49:57 AM »
Then he fixes the cable?

Oh no, then he mows my lawn.


any body shots? he looks kinda chubby :shaq (nodemi)

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #17541 on: December 02, 2014, 11:51:41 AM »
That guy seems pretty awesome. Does he post here?
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #17542 on: December 02, 2014, 11:53:04 AM »
That guy seems pretty awesome. Does he post here?

He is awesome. Funniest white guy I know.

He can't even handle a smartphone much less post here. I got him one as he is an employee of mine and all he does is play candy crush and yell at it.

For the record his duties are:

Fix and repair anything that breaks in my house
Mow my lawn
Sober Driver
DJ at my local bar
Put up with my kids and wife
Drive them around in a new car in the winter

it's a full time gig.  In return he gets a pretty nice salary and access to a BMW in addition to eating like a king when he drives the drunk gang around (hence the body build)
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TVC15

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #17544 on: December 02, 2014, 12:00:41 PM »
Are you hiring anyone else? I could do that and be entertaining.
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« Reply #17545 on: December 02, 2014, 12:06:12 PM »
That guy seems pretty awesome. Does he post here?

He is awesome. Funniest white guy I know.

He can't even handle a smartphone much less post here. I got him one as he is an employee of mine and all he does is play candy crush and yell at it.

For the record his duties are:

Fix and repair anything that breaks in my house
Mow my lawn
Sober Driver
DJ at my local bar
Put up with my kids and wife
Drive them around in a new car in the winter

it's a full time gig.  In return he gets a pretty nice salary and access to a BMW in addition to eating like a king when he drives the drunk gang around (hence the body build)

Haha, that's quite the range of tasks. What is his position classified as?

Am_I_Anonymous

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #17546 on: December 02, 2014, 12:10:52 PM »
That guy seems pretty awesome. Does he post here?

He is awesome. Funniest white guy I know.

He can't even handle a smartphone much less post here. I got him one as he is an employee of mine and all he does is play candy crush and yell at it.

For the record his duties are:

Fix and repair anything that breaks in my house
Mow my lawn
Sober Driver
DJ at my local bar
Put up with my kids and wife
Drive them around in a new car in the winter

it's a full time gig.  In return he gets a pretty nice salary and access to a BMW in addition to eating like a king when he drives the drunk gang around (hence the body build)

Haha, that's quite the range of tasks. What is his position classified as?

Master's degree level guy who got tired of running his dad's company and hates working a typical 9-5.

He always tells me "Man I gladly gave up 30 grand a year for off days on tuesday and wednesday"

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kick51

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #17547 on: December 02, 2014, 12:11:51 PM »
i need a gig like that

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #17548 on: December 02, 2014, 12:12:17 PM »
That guy sounds more awesome with every post.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #17549 on: December 02, 2014, 12:13:41 PM »
i need a gig like that

Find someone with some type of means and no desire for middling tasks and make them laugh while earning their trust...that's all I really got for you on that front my friend.

For the record it's his birthday today. I sent him to New York city because he wanted pizza.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #17551 on: December 02, 2014, 12:19:08 PM »
any body shots? he looks kinda chubby :shaq (nodemi)

welcome to the fold :rejoice
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #17552 on: December 02, 2014, 12:20:44 PM »
any body shots? he looks kinda chubby :shaq (nodemi)

welcome to the fold :rejoice

A meeting can be arranged for a price

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #17553 on: December 02, 2014, 12:24:55 PM »
Man that Bayonetta thread is so raven, gaf. If gaf and the developers were a person I'd imagine a conversation would go like this.

"I want strong female characters in games!"
"K, what about Bayonetta she's strong and owns her sexuality"
"Are you kidding? She's objectified and don't get me started on the rape scene."
"Uh, what rape? Nevermind. What about Lara Croft? She's good."
"Tits too big. Objectified"
"Um, well how's about female Shepard or Dohvakin?"
"They're just a genderless avatar there's nothing feminine about them."
"Ok well Princess Peach. She's definitely feminine and she fights along side mario."
"Only after Mario has to save her a dozen times."
"K, Samus"
"Is only powerful when she wears a suit that hides her gender."
"But zero suit Samus."
"Is objectified."
"K, how's about Zelda she's badass."
"And needs a man to save her."
"OK, Rosalina doesn't have to be saved."
"And she was set as a BBW in Mario Kart."
"Chell."
"Again just a genderless avatar she could've been a man."
"Lightning"
"Had her boob size change when you transformed."
"K but Fang and Vanille"
"Were obviously put in for lesbian fanfiction."
"Rinoa, Celest, Terra, Aeris, Tifa"
"Needed a man, implied rape, not technically a human, virgin trope, needed a man."
"K Jade from Beyond Good and Evil and Faith Connors from Mirror's Edge."
"Oh those weren't triple A games so I didn't play them."
"arrgh!"
"So why aren't you making more games with women in them?!"
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #17557 on: December 02, 2014, 12:36:20 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=141273370&postcount=518

am i a made man now?

You got banned for that shit? How long?

the 12th, but where will i talk about ubi trolls and hip hop?  oh right.

Am_I_Anonymous

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #17558 on: December 02, 2014, 12:37:57 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=141273370&postcount=518

am i a made man now?

You got banned for that shit? How long?

the 12th, but where will i talk about ubi trolls and hip hop?  oh right.

What was your ban message?
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sarslip

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #17559 on: December 02, 2014, 12:38:26 PM »
You have been banned for the following reason:
hivemind post   :wag


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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #17560 on: December 02, 2014, 12:38:37 PM »
any body shots? he looks kinda chubby :shaq (nodemi)

welcome to the fold :rejoice

A meeting can be arranged for a price

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sorry. i already have one admin on this site. i dont think i have time for more.
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Am_I_Anonymous

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #17561 on: December 02, 2014, 12:40:21 PM »
any body shots? he looks kinda chubby :shaq (nodemi)

welcome to the fold :rejoice

A meeting can be arranged for a price

 :hitler

sorry. i already have one admin on this site. i dont think i have time for more.

 :jawalrus

I would have done it for a custom tag that said "Resident Idiot" to be honest

 :heh
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sarslip

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #17562 on: December 02, 2014, 12:43:10 PM »
 :wag poke fun at the notion of a gaf hive mind  :wag

 :heh

 :bow defend implied rape  :bow2

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #17564 on: December 02, 2014, 01:41:22 PM »
great. count dookake just got the fuel to exist for another month. thanks assholes.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #17565 on: December 02, 2014, 01:44:42 PM »
great. count dookake just got the fuel to exist for another month. thanks assholes.

he still posts on gaf?

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« Reply #17566 on: December 02, 2014, 01:52:43 PM »
great. count dookake just got the fuel to exist for another month. thanks assholes.

he still posts on gaf?

only when he can make a stupid pun

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #17567 on: December 02, 2014, 02:00:07 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=943672

i gotta stop going on gaf.

 :heh

I'm getting a Wii U and I'm well aware it's probably going to need that 5GB update that's supposed to take forever. You know what I plan to do while it's updating? Spend time with family.


The internet is host to some strange individuals man

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #17568 on: December 02, 2014, 02:02:05 PM »
be sociable?  crazy talk.

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« Reply #17569 on: December 02, 2014, 02:02:42 PM »
great. count dookake just got the fuel to exist for another month. thanks assholes.

he still posts on gaf?

only when he can make a stupid pun
Oh come on man, he's just word playing around.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #17570 on: December 02, 2014, 02:04:01 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=141293788#post141293788

this thread is truly amazing :lol

been watching it like a hawk

best thread in a long time


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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #17572 on: December 02, 2014, 02:08:40 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=141293812&postcount=5

"Dad, why does this game have a save file on it already? "

"Gamestop had the only copy and you know how their policies on 'new' games are.  :lenowned"

"...but the save name is your name.  :goty2"

"Heyyy, I wonder what your mom got you for Christmas!  :anhuld"

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #17573 on: December 02, 2014, 02:17:22 PM »
I don't remember seeing a post from Smoky Dave that gave me the impression that he was a bad poster. Kind of confused by this sentiment.
Gotta read more dude, I'm awful.



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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #17576 on: December 02, 2014, 04:55:16 PM »
Are you hiring anyone else? I could do that and be entertaining.

Demi's got competition for this dude?

any body shots? he looks kinda chubby :shaq (nodemi)

welcome to the fold :rejoice

A meeting can be arranged for a price

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 :leon :ohhh Demi totally getting in on that.

*reads further down*

Oh. Guess not.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #17577 on: December 02, 2014, 04:57:26 PM »
demi got competition for this nude :shaq
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #17578 on: December 02, 2014, 05:01:02 PM »
my nicca Stealth has been horny as fuck lately. He must have stolen my libido. The #dualities of being saddened by my loss and proud of Stealth's gain.
:tocry
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demi

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #17579 on: December 02, 2014, 05:04:49 PM »
Guy is cute but I'm not exactly jumping at the opportunity. Maybe if he was a bit beefier and fuzzier.
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