1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[alexmogil]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=141483496&postcount=555

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and when Lymle says 'Kay, it's adorable.

- Persona 5 should have had a loli protagonist. :3

- Fire Emblem is better for having more loli characters

Got down to here after skimming and I can't skim anymore.  But other than that, whatever.

I think I've gotten to the point where I feel like the poster is either trolling and/or has a general tendency to clamour for attention to shift the thread's subject matter in their direction, so it's difficult to take anything they say seriously.

As a follow-up:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=944665

This person is all over the place uguu~

[parallax]

What the fuck is the fascination with little girl characters outside the obvious truth? Everytime i hear someone go on about lolis, it skeeves me the fuck out.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=141505471&postcount=363

I picked the wrong month to stop fapping.

[zepblackstar]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=141505471&postcount=363

 

[kick51]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=141509740&postcount=385

it keeps getting better

[Rahxephon91]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=141483496&postcount=555

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and when Lymle says 'Kay, it's adorable.

- Persona 5 should have had a loli protagonist. :3

- Fire Emblem is better for having more loli characters

Got down to here after skimming and I can't skim anymore.  But other than that, whatever.

I think I've gotten to the point where I feel like the poster is either trolling and/or has a general tendency to clamour for attention to shift the thread's subject matter in their direction, so it's difficult to take anything they say seriously.

It's such an exaggeration and so over the top  that it lacks any self awareness and has to be genuine. I don't think the guy is at all trolling, he just seems to be very out there with his opinions. From the moe stuff to the strange constant PC stuff he posts, I don't think it's a character. There's just no sense of a joke.

Honestly one of the most annoying posters on the fourm. Even despite the fact that I don't mix well with his opinions. He just presents them in such an obtuse and forcibly un-socialized way.

[Mr. Gundam]

It's genuine. I've heard the person has been through huge traumatic events and doesn't really know how to function all that well and kind of lives in a tangent filled fantasy land.

[Mr. Nobody]

What the fuck is the fascination with little girl characters outside the obvious truth? Everytime i hear someone go on about lolis, it skeeves me the fuck out.

Other than the obvious? Nothing at all 

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=141509740&postcount=385

it keeps getting better

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5945936&postcount=119

I've never found the actual post before this

all that over an episode of South Park


jesus 

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5946608&postcount=133

JayDubya how long have you been at this man 

[Phoenix Dark]

The saddest thing is that Mandark (Chaos) no longer exists to wage eternal war against JayDubya (Law).

[SpeedStats]

It's genuine. I've heard the person has been through huge traumatic events and doesn't really know how to function all that well and kind of lives in a tangent filled fantasy land.

I see.  I didn't realize that, and I genuinely feel bad for them.  Going by their post history, then they must've had some stuff happen to them that affected them so deeply that the detachment from reality is almost necessary to function.  I do feel like they should take some time off from being online since sometimes posting can invite some responses that can be incredibly harsh given how they express themselves--if they could, because being online itself might serve as therapy for them.

That being said, I feel weird about the overfascination with loli characters (although I get why, but it doesn't sit right on a personal level).   And I can't read their posts because they're so tangential and meandering that I can't justify taking the time to parse them.

[Himu]

Okami still sucks ami

[Himu]

The saddest thing is that Mandark (Chaos) no longer exists to wage eternal war against JayDubya (Law).

Mandark isn't dead though. Right?

[/r/neofeg]

someone linked an old opa-ages thread on www.reddit.com/r/neofag today. saw something that piqued my interest.

 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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[benjipwns]

Evilore ahead of the curve confirmed: http://news.yahoo.com/silent-disco-brings-quiet-riot-london-065937374.html

London's nightclubs, where sweaty revellers move and shake to thumping beats, are legendary. But now a quieter, more polite clubbing experience is gaining fans -- the silent disco.

At silent discos, partygoers don headphones and dance noiselessly to the music they are listening to. Thanks to the headphones, there is no thudding bassline to shout over -- those who are not dancing can talk, laugh and clink glasses as if they were in their own home.

[Himu]

someone linked an old opa-ages thread on www.reddit.com/r/neofag today. saw something that piqued my interest.

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This betrayal

[Brehvolution]

THat opa stealthfan avatar

[StealthFan]

someone linked an old opa-ages thread on www.reddit.com/r/neofag today. saw something that piqued my interest.

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I didn't know who that was in the avi back then, but an...extensive bout of research since has told me it is Madison Ivy.

[thisismyusername]

link to video/post where evilore is dancing all by himself?

Black Community Thread. Retro_'s post, IIRC. It's was the one that got him nuked from orbit (not banned, DELETED).

I didn't know who that was in the avi back then, but an...extensive bout of research since has told me it is Madison Ivy.

Now tell us who the dude she's riding is, breh.

[Mr. Gundam]

It's genuine. I've heard the person has been through huge traumatic events and doesn't really know how to function all that well and kind of lives in a tangent filled fantasy land.

I see.  I didn't realize that, and I genuinely feel bad for them.  Going by their post history, then they must've had some stuff happen to them that affected them so deeply that the detachment from reality is almost necessary to function.  I do feel like they should take some time off from being online since sometimes posting can invite some responses that can be incredibly harsh given how they express themselves--if they could, because being online itself might serve as therapy for them.

That being said, I feel weird about the overfascination with loli characters (although I get why, but it doesn't sit right on a personal level).   And I can't read their posts because they're so tangential and meandering that I can't justify taking the time to parse them.

They seriously need to step away from the internet. It's not helping at all.

[nudemacusers]

i'm only into lolis who have switched bodies with full grown adult waifus

[The Legend of Sunblade]

I shouldn't be surprised because it's L~A, the unpaid Nintendo mouthpiece, but god damn. Ninthings really will make a thread out of anything.

[Dennis]

someone linked an old opa-ages thread on www.reddit.com/r/neofag today. saw something that piqued my interest.

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lol now I am aroused

[Atramental]

What did it? The avatar or the content of Stealth's post?

 

[fistfulofmetal]

uh, could you NOT post  without spoilering it? fucking idiot.

[Sausage]

Filler should have been here by now to tell us that devo is biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiatch

[StealthFan]

link to video/post where evilore is dancing all by himself?

Black Community Thread. Retro_'s post, IIRC. It's was the one that got him nuked from orbit (not banned, DELETED).

I didn't know who that was in the avi back then, but an...extensive bout of research since has told me it is Madison Ivy.

Now tell us who the dude she's riding is, breh.

I'm not PD dawg

[thisismyusername]

link to video/post where evilore is dancing all by himself?

Black Community Thread. Retro_'s post, IIRC. It's was the one that got him nuked from orbit (not banned, DELETED).

I didn't know who that was in the avi back then, but an...extensive bout of research since has told me it is Madison Ivy.

Now tell us who the dude she's riding is, breh.

I'm not PD dawg

You did all that research to find out who the female was, you could at least help a brotha out with the male.

[Phoenix Dark]

Who gives a shit about white men in porn?
 

[thisismyusername]

Who gives a shit about white men in porn?
 

I do.

[nudemacusers]

Who gives a shit about white men in porn?
 

where is esch with his pd chalkboard

[Tasty]

Who gives a shit about white men in porn?
 

If it was two black men would you be more OK with it?

[thisismyusername]

Who gives a shit about white men in porn?
 

I do.

PD won't like you anymore with that dismissal of IR porn. You have made an enemy.

 

Who gives a shit about white men in porn?
 

If it was two black men would you be more OK with it?

He'd still need a woman in there just to make sure Jesus was okay with it.

(Jesus being his boyfriend, naturally)

[Phoenix Dark]

Who gives a shit about white men in porn?
 

If it was two black men would you be more OK with it?

No I don't watch anal scenes

[Tasty]

Who gives a shit about white men in porn?
 

If it was two black men would you be more OK with it?

No I don't watch anal scenes

[TakingBackSunday]

Who gives a shit about white men in porn?
 

If it was two black men would you be more OK with it?

No I don't watch anal scenes

[ZephyrFate]

White guys in gay porn are hot

[Your Stalker]

anal scenes are kinda whack though tbqh 

edit: so are white dudes n/h

[I'm a Puppy!]

whack off maybe.

[Himu]

i don't find white guys attractive unless they're dark skinned (i.e. spanish, italian)

[I'm a Puppy!]

i don't find white guys attractive unless they're dark skinned (i.e. spanish, italian)

that's like saying "I hate chinese food, unless it's italian food. In that case, I like Chinese food."

[I'm a Puppy!]

I think it's like saying, "I don't care for Chinese food, unless it's szechuan".

You sayin' white people all look alike?
 

[StealthFan]

[deepest throat]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=141568057&postcount=46 

[Himu]

i don't find white guys attractive unless they're dark skinned (i.e. spanish, italian)

that's like saying "I hate chinese food, unless it's italian food. In that case, I like Chinese food."

Naw.














I need some melanin.

[/r/neofeg]

I've been thinking about this myself. How could someone like that loli shit and not be a pedo?

My only theory is... the loli loving weeaboos are lacking in testosterone and find it impossible to compete with other men over full grown, sexually matured females. So they fall pretty much in love with really young girls that other grown ass men have no interest in--girls who are not sexually mature--and greatly desire being around these young girls with a kind of 'early bird catches the worm' tactic. That is, befriend cute girl that isn't sought after due to sexually immaturity, then hit that shit when maturity occurs and conception is possible.

In this regard they are not pedo because unlike actual pedos don't have sexual interest in these girls until they can conceive.

From an evolutionary point of view, it makes perfect sense.

beep boop 

nerds are typically emotionally stunted creatures, and an attraction to (too) young girls is self-explanatory in certain cases. this is not to mention the fact that these types are paralyzed with fear when in the presence of female peers or older women who are not their mothers. there is nothing complicated to it.

and, yes, anime and mlp rot the brain.

[sarslip]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=141568057&postcount=46 

Champion games writers

[Am_I_Anonymous]

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I need some melanin.

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[octopushover]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=945100

100% sure that he cares more about his divorcing friends' wiiu more than they do.

[Brehvolution]

The humanity.

[kick51]

i think there's a hidden pool for who can come up with the weirdest thread on gaf.   

someone make "I had Andrew House sign my gf's tits at PS Experience" this weekend.  Minimum 8 paragraphs (min. 5 sentences each) about how exciting it was to meet Andrew House.

[Shaka Khan]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=141607162

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=141607162

Post of the year.



Ball of inept rape is now my go to phrase on the bore.

[Joe Molotov]

"ball of inept rape"

Holy shit  

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=945058

      

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=141611860&postcount=47

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=945115
 
 
 
 
 
 

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5946608&postcount=133

JayDubya how long have you been at this man 

Amirox is a turd, no denying it, but since the source is only one person and their words, either you take nothing in the story at face value - which, 7 years and lots of deception later seems to be the right call - or you take it with a grain of salt and go with it.

I am consistently against the aggressor in any given scenario. When I'm on the same side in a thread as Hitokage, PD, and fucking Dragona of all people, singling me out for defending someone I liked at the time and taking their word is pretty derp, but that's how you do I guess.

That's a good shitposter

[TakingBackSunday]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=141607162

[Sausage]

 somebody post that in the ps experience thread