1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Eel O'Brian]

compeltely

[StealthFan]

and yall think I'm the crazy one for talking about dicks

[Kara]

"It's painless"

[thisismyusername]

"It's painless"

Well, compared to other methods... kinda? It's technically drowning/suffocation, yeah. But compared to gunshots? THIS <--- :NSFL :NSFL :NSFL ? Doing it via train (seen that on *chans, DO NOT GO LOOKING FOR THAT)?

[Atramental]

If the singularity doesn't come by the time I'm shitting and pissing myself... Helium tank all the way, baby.

[king of the internet]

Whatever happened to just jumping off a bridge. People gotta complicate things so much.

[thisismyusername]

Whatever happened to just jumping off a bridge. People gotta complicate things so much.

If you're serious:

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Like other forms, it is a survivable method. Hitting the water like it's concrete will fuck you up if you are able to survive that.

The method Stealth posted is only complicated on set-up and making sure it's "air-tight"/1:1 with breathing. Once you pass out, your mind pretty much is gone. Similar to hanging/suffocation in general. It's reversible/survivable if people find you before that. But as far as "fucking you up" goes the only thing there is mental/brain damage compared to like... going through concrete at the force of an airplane/jumping.

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[king of the internet]

Whatever happened to just jumping off a bridge. People gotta complicate things so much.

If you're serious:

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Like other forms, it is a survivable method. Hitting the water like it's concrete will fuck you up if you are able to survive that.

The method Stealth posted is only complicated on set-up and making sure it's "air-tight"/1:1 with breathing. Once you pass out, your mind pretty much is gone. Similar to hanging/suffocation in general. It's reversible/survivable if people find you before that. But as far as "fucking you up" goes the only thing there is mental/brain damage compared to like... going through concrete at the force of an airplane/jumping.

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[thisismyusername]

Oh, baby. There's no "try again" on that method if you survive it. You will pretty much be a "baby" that is an insufferable burden to whoever has to take care of you. I know this due to my grandmother being employed to take care of said person while the family was at work during the day/etc when I was a kid. Horrible horrible horrible thing.

And now that I've proven that I'm probably more fucked in the head than Atramental (okay, I'm not. I'm pretty damn sure I'm not) I'm gonna shut up.

[Phoenix Dark]

[StealthFan]

I think we should discuss this more.

[king of the internet]

Oh, baby. There's no "try again" on that method if you survive it. You will pretty much be a "baby" that is an insufferable burden to whoever has to take care of you. I know this due to my grandmother being employed to take care of said person while the family was at work during the day/etc when I was a kid. Horrible horrible horrible thing.

That sounds pretty nice actually. No worries, just ride the chillwave in bed all day. 

[zepblackstar]

Oh, baby. There's no "try again" on that method if you survive it. You will pretty much be a "baby" that is an insufferable burden to whoever has to take care of you. I know this due to my grandmother being employed to take care of said person while the family was at work during the day/etc when I was a kid. Horrible horrible horrible thing.

And now that I've proven that I'm probably more fucked in the head than Atramental (okay, I'm not. I'm pretty damn sure I'm not) I'm gonna shut up.

pretty sure there are unsolved murders that we just realized who did it....

 

[Positive Touch]

Chaotix

i bought knuckles chaotix for $10 and it still had my a $80 price sticker on it. felt genuinely bad for whoever paid that much for our bc it was a genuinely horrible game that was worth nothing. easily the worst sonic side scroller

[Tasty]

What a little bitch.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1014868

andrex annihilated

[Tasty]

Yeah except I did that 5 years ago.

[thisismyusername]

Oh, baby. There's no "try again" on that method if you survive it. You will pretty much be a "baby" that is an insufferable burden to whoever has to take care of you. I know this due to my grandmother being employed to take care of said person while the family was at work during the day/etc when I was a kid. Horrible horrible horrible thing.

And now that I've proven that I'm probably more fucked in the head than Atramental (okay, I'm not. I'm pretty damn sure I'm not) I'm gonna shut up.

pretty sure there are unsolved murders that we just realized who did it....

 

If I was going to murder people, I don't think I'd make it look a suicide.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

No, in reality I researched all this shit because I suicide ideate daily.

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Oh, baby. There's no "try again" on that method if you survive it. You will pretty much be a "baby" that is an insufferable burden to whoever has to take care of you. I know this due to my grandmother being employed to take care of said person while the family was at work during the day/etc when I was a kid. Horrible horrible horrible thing.

That sounds pretty nice actually. No worries, just ride the chillwave in bed all day. 

Sure, if your idea of "fun" is sitting in a full body cast while your bones possibly heal and then have no mental control on your stuff.

Yeah except I did that 5 years ago. (Image removed from quote.)

But there wasn't 719 five years ago? 

[thisismyusername]

In other news:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1015213

Nintendroids learn about why people laugh about the account system.

[archie4208]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=156944182&postcount=164

Nintards 

[Kara]

"Premium products don't need a price drop."

something something LIFO accounting not accepted anywhere

[I'm a Puppy!]

"Premium products don't need a price drop."

something something LIFO accounting not accepted anywhere

Yet again Kara and I have the same thought.

[Your Stalker]

Why'd the soccer thread get locked?

[Tasty]

But there wasn't 719 five years ago? 

Nope, but I've kept up. All 719 are sitting in Pokemon Bank atm.

[Supermanisdead]

Because Europe is trash

[Tasty]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=156955276&postcount=14

 

[nachobro]

She's trying everything she can to get him to go away and he can't take the hint lol.

[Kara]

But there wasn't 719 five years ago? 

Nope, but I've kept up. All 719 are sitting in Pokemon Bank atm.

Kanto Kantonalbank's monetary policy is punishing thrift by setting interest rates and artificially affecting the Pokédollar's exchange rate. You should move those holdings into a basket of assets, imo. Celadon City has to borrow short-term at 3% and Poké Mart has been paying excellent dividends of late, although I'm a bit bearish on big box retail long-term.

[nudemacusers]

I was having a discussion with my friends and we all agree; it is infuriating and ridiculous that a computer, something that itself is a calculator, lacks a built-in calculator. We looked at dozens of Linux distros, numerous android reskins and variants, and so many "feature phone style" devices, and every single one of them has a calculator. Is Apple being weird with its tablet computer, or is there any other OS or computer out there that does not have this core basic functionality? Just an observation we had, and once you think about it, it is indeed a little odd that there isn't such basic core functionality built-into a device which is marketed as many things, one being a truly personal PC.

[...]


If you are seriously wondering which one you should get, and we tested dozens over a week like 2 years ago, Calc by Qapps is the best one, and has been for some time. It is light, boots up faster than the others, actually uses the native iOS clicker and volume (which is necessary for those of us who require feedback when typing on a screen), and it also has a built-in converter. I recommend the free one with the in-app purchase to unlock functionality instead of the premium one if only for the superior icon. A converter-free variant is also available at half the price.

[Tasty]

But there wasn't 719 five years ago? 

Nope, but I've kept up. All 719 are sitting in Pokemon Bank atm.

Kanto Kantonalbank's monetary policy is punishing thrift by setting interest rates and artificially affecting the Pokédollar's exchange rate. You should move those holdings into a basket of assets, imo. Celadon City has to borrow short-term at 3% and Poké Mart has been paying excellent dividends of late, although I'm a bit bearish on big box retail long-term.

Actually I have Team Rocket juicing the rates under the table by destabilizing Secret Base property values, so I think I should be good.

[Kara]

To denounce the evils of truth and love.

To extend our reach to the stars above.

[Kara]

If you need "feedback" when using a calculator beyond the numbers displaying on the calculator I have to wonder if you're even able to wipe your own ass without assistance.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/my-boy-exposed-the-c00n-floor-manager-at-the-gym-update-we-know-stop-bein-a-fakkit-midwesthiphop.302980/

FUCK

[doctavius bonbon]

[kick51]

apparently you need to spoiler tag things in the bloodborne spoiler thread?   

[helios]

Link it

EDIT: Nevermind, it is in the OP. What's the point then?

[El Babua]

It's basically the unofficial OT right now.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=891377

a regular ordinary thread given new life at post 55

[helios]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=891377

a regular ordinary thread given new life at post 55

This is glorious

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157003783&postcount=109

I tried that. I can see there's some sort of threading in this system, but it's yet another Interface from Hell that has its own quirks and eccentricities and is hard to figure out unless you're a member of the internal cognoscenti who inevitably sneer at the newbie becuz they don't grok the system.

Sigh. I go to your post. I hit quote. It sticks a bunch of light HTML in the body of the message. Not in the title. What am I missing?

Rick Chapman
Author "Rule-Set: A Novel of a Quantum Future."
More info at http://www.rule-set.com

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=891377

a regular ordinary thread given new life at post 55

This is glorious

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157003783&postcount=109

I tried that. I can see there's some sort of threading in this system, but it's yet another Interface from Hell that has its own quirks and eccentricities and is hard to figure out unless you're a member of the internal cognoscenti who inevitably sneer at the newbie becuz they don't grok the system.

Sigh. I go to your post. I hit quote. It sticks a bunch of light HTML in the body of the message. Not in the title. What am I missing?

Rick Chapman
Author "Rule-Set: A Novel of a Quantum Future."
More info at http://www.rule-set.com

I was coming just to post that. It's hilarious.

[recursivelyenumerable]

He's right IMO

[Atramental]

Applied to http://t.co/6i7lmQ5Lyo a few wks ago, Was accepted. Left after a few hours. Kinda bizarre, pimply, Stalinist. Not for writers.

— rickchapman53 (@rickchapman53) March 23, 2015

https://twitter.com/rickchapman53/status/579830395866193923

[octopushover]

NeoGAF: not for writers.

That haircut: for writers???

[Kara]

Calling GAF Stalinist, get a fucking grip you insufferable handwringing twerp.

[thisismyusername]

Let's be fair though: He's old. He admitted as such. The thing is:

Also sported world's worst thread interface. Least intuitive system since wordstar ctrl-KK, KB. Looks like intended to put down "newbies."

— rickchapman53 (@rickchapman53) March 23, 2015

https://twitter.com/rickchapman53/status/579832121746833410 <--If he was able to survive wordstar, surely he can survive message board software?

[nudemacusers]

can't wait for the subtle gaf callouts in the sequel to Rule-Set: A Novel of a Quantum Future, Rule-Set: A Novel of Stalinist Interfacing Through Pimply HTML Light.

[nudemacusers]

yeah if you can handle shitty ol dos world processing, there is no way you could possibly be confused by neogaf's interface of all things.

[thisismyusername]

Well, I mean it's possible... That Ronaldo Head nod "maybe" hand sign.gif here?

But I find it kinda unlikely if 1) they're a sci-fi writer (I mean, hell... William Gibson is a few years older and took about five-ten years before getting on AOL? Then moved to the internet at large and picked up Twitter/etc), since those people generally are the ones consuming tech and 2) if he's used old DOS/3.1 wordprocessors it isn't like the interface is very different from modern (kek "modern" these are a product of the 90's) message board forum software GUI's.

[nudemacusers]

hm, thinking about it, when i worked in a computer lab years ago, i'd run into older dudes who could traverse a command line without looking at the screen, but throw them in front of a gui and they would be completely lost.

[thisismyusername]

...That's also true. He could be a product of using old DOS commands and only having to:

dir C:/WordProcessor
wordprocessor.exe

command type in. But even then, that's... about... 30-40 years ago? He'd be 20-30, surely the advancement of GUI/Windows 3.1 would've hit and he'd have some experience with it if he did coding/etc?

[Kara]

Command lines.

[nachobro]

Maybe he's just an idiot

[Kara]

Fucking done.

http://www.reddit.com/r/books/comments/2zyxvi/did_george_rr_martin_invent_the_way_his_books_are/

Enjoy your compost pile.

[thisismyusername]

Fucking done.

http://www.reddit.com/r/books/comments/2zyxvi/did_george_rr_martin_invent_the_way_his_books_are/

Enjoy your compost pile.

Suggested Reading page or ask in: /r/suggestmeabook

Or just go to... you know... GoodReads, plug in a bunch of books you've read and what you think of them on a 1-5 star scale and then get recommendations from that site. *shrug*

http://www.reddit.com/r/books/comments/2zysha/i_just_read_gone_girl_and_it_is_sitting_with_me/

I can't even...

[Joe Molotov]

rickchapman53 ‏@rickchapman53  12h12 hours ago
You (Don't) Suck: My Review of Suction Cup Dreams: An Octopus Anthology by David Joseph Clarke  (Editor) http://bit.ly/1GH1qmK

 

[kingkitty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157045429&postcount=355

[ToxicAdam]

  Trigger alert

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157045429&postcount=355

My mom wore spandex, thank you.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157045429&postcount=355

My mom wore andrex, thank you.

Fixed.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157045429&postcount=355

My mom wore spandex, thank you.

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