1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Take My Breh Away]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158867113&postcount=183

Username/Simping on Bish post combo

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158876857&postcount=6

Esch's post is perfect lol

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158884288&postcount=338

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158884816&postcount=352

 

 

[Cheddahz]

If that user doesn't have a damn member tag by tomorrow...

[nudemacusers]

wtf is this shit

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1023565

edit:  it starts like this

Note: This thread took me longer to write up than I would have liked, due to some issues I have gone through and by having to play through the “special title” to create an LTTP. This is rather unfortunate because on March 4, 2015, NeoGAF lost one of the greatest members on the forum. This member was HolyBaikal and it greatly saddens me, to the point of tears, that Holy will never be able to respond to this thread. I can only hope that Holy still reads NeoGAF as I really want HolyBaikal to witness this. I should say this; I understand that HolyBaikal had a tendency for having a hard time understanding other view points, HolyBaikal had a hard time arguing with others and that HolyBaikal had a hard time with how, what I assume, many members on NeoGAF perceived HolyBaikal. I could feel that members of NeoGAF had a sigh of relief when such a member was banned, but I don’t get that type of response at all. I bring this up because I had read many of Holy’s past posts and all of Holy’s threads. I only had one conversation with Holy, and even then it consisted of only two PM’s. I was concerned and worried for Holy and expressed this, which to my surprise resulted in HolyBaikal responding to me. I wish that people would have taken the time to understand HolyBaikal a bit better, but that’s unreasonable to expect. To put it in a better way, HolyBaikal was a member of the forum for three years, which resulted in over 5,500 posts; I don’t know HolyBaikal that well (if at all) and this is only conjecture, but the large number of posts might indicate that NeoGAF was a large aspect to Holy and made it easier to connect and share with others. I’ve been a member of PCSX2 for 5 years and only have 300 posts, a member of NeoGAF for almost a year, with a little over 300 posts, yes I don’t post much, but that’s because I don’t have a reason to, unlike HolyBaikal. The difference is staggering. I want to say this before you read the thread. I understand why HolyBaikal was banned, I understand the logic and it makes perfect sense. The only problem I have is with the severity of the ban. I don’t know if it’s “illegal” to even wonder/wish this, but I would give up my membership for Holy to come back, although it would be sad since I couldn’t communicate with HolyBaikal. If anyone actually knows HolyBaikal, please refer them to this thread, Holy may appreciate reading parts of this thread. (Originally wrote -it may help with the ban; at least, I hope it would-) HolyBaikal, you will be severely missed and I would like to believe other members on this forum feel the same way. I wish the best for you. March 4th will forever be a sad day.

i feel like the internet accelerates the 'get off my lawn' mentality... i legit cannot relate to any of this, or most of what goes on in forums. three years ago i was much less.. not annoyed, just more apathetic. now all this shit just makes me reach for a beer.

[king of the internet]

I can only read like three sentences of that before my mind is like "no".

[Rufus]

I really hope that's a joke.

[Cheddahz]

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1023565

Okay I realize I'm late to this party but where the fuck are you in your life when you make a post like this?

Fuck anybody who participated in or endorses this bullshit.

[Atramental]

At first I was skeptical about the pervasiveness of "Generation Wuss" but now....

[Jansen]

the bans in that thread are weird

[Cheddahz]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158667721&postcount=161

[Atramental]

[Kara]

Omg pls let that post be true.

[Cheddahz]

Omg pls let that post be true.

If you try to google it, that's the only result

so....

[Mr. Gundam]

I still don't know who Rosalina is.

[Kara]

The Disney Princess in Super Mario Galaxy.

[Mr Gilhaney]

Omg pls let that post be true.

If you try to google it, that's the only result

so....

I tried it as well, seemed like something he would have ripped from 4chan or something... But it does seem real. Christ. Can still hope it's just a cake for some kid in his family or something he took a photo of, but this is GAF.

[Supermanisdead]

I still don't know who Rosalina is.

a fat slob responsible for the saddest ban on neogaf history. rip fey

[StealthFan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158667721&postcount=161

This is what happens when you're beholden to advertising clicks. You let these types in and let them stay. GAF has no fucking standards.

[toku]

[kick51]

I can only read like three sentences of that before my mind is like "no".

i didn't read any of it, just saw the length and knew it belonged here, so i posted it.  then went back, scanned and saw HolyBaikal mentioned 50 times and knew we had a "classic" on our hands

[FoneBone]

wtf is this shit

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1023565

edit:  it starts like this

Note: This thread took me longer to write up than I would have liked, due to some issues I have gone through and by having to play through the “special title” to create an LTTP. This is rather unfortunate because on March 4, 2015, NeoGAF lost one of the greatest members on the forum. This member was HolyBaikal and it greatly saddens me, to the point of tears, that Holy will never be able to respond to this thread. I can only hope that Holy still reads NeoGAF as I really want HolyBaikal to witness this. I should say this; I understand that HolyBaikal had a tendency for having a hard time understanding other view points, HolyBaikal had a hard time arguing with others and that HolyBaikal had a hard time with how, what I assume, many members on NeoGAF perceived HolyBaikal. I could feel that members of NeoGAF had a sigh of relief when such a member was banned, but I don’t get that type of response at all. I bring this up because I had read many of Holy’s past posts and all of Holy’s threads. I only had one conversation with Holy, and even then it consisted of only two PM’s. I was concerned and worried for Holy and expressed this, which to my surprise resulted in HolyBaikal responding to me. I wish that people would have taken the time to understand HolyBaikal a bit better, but that’s unreasonable to expect. To put it in a better way, HolyBaikal was a member of the forum for three years, which resulted in over 5,500 posts; I don’t know HolyBaikal that well (if at all) and this is only conjecture, but the large number of posts might indicate that NeoGAF was a large aspect to Holy and made it easier to connect and share with others. I’ve been a member of PCSX2 for 5 years and only have 300 posts, a member of NeoGAF for almost a year, with a little over 300 posts, yes I don’t post much, but that’s because I don’t have a reason to, unlike HolyBaikal. The difference is staggering. I want to say this before you read the thread. I understand why HolyBaikal was banned, I understand the logic and it makes perfect sense. The only problem I have is with the severity of the ban. I don’t know if it’s “illegal” to even wonder/wish this, but I would give up my membership for Holy to come back, although it would be sad since I couldn’t communicate with HolyBaikal. If anyone actually knows HolyBaikal, please refer them to this thread, Holy may appreciate reading parts of this thread. (Originally wrote -it may help with the ban; at least, I hope it would-) HolyBaikal, you will be severely missed and I would like to believe other members on this forum feel the same way. I wish the best for you. March 4th will forever be a sad day.

still hoping this is one of the more elaborate trolls in GAF's history because jesus fuckin' christ

[Cheddahz]

someone added the whistle theme to the reading of the thread

https://soundcloud.com/jeffmeier/neogaf-dramatic-reading

[mormapope]

Community threads get locked or nuked for off topic talk, meanwhile someone posts the dumbest shit of all time. 

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

All the links on this page, fuck. These are the types of posters NeoGAF attract in 2015. Sure you niccas want to go back there again?

[Atramental]

There must be web analytics backing up these decisions to stamp out community threads and bolster dumb/weird threads on Gaming and OT.

Ad revenue probably shoots up whenever dumb threads get posted because you have a bunch of people linking to GAF on other sites saying, "Look at these fucking weirdos!"

Then GAF gets a bunch of new site visitors from those links and EL cackles while rubbing his hands together in his posh penthouse suite.

[benjipwns]

I still don't know who Rosalina is.

To add insult to injury, they didn't even know who Rosalina was. Yes, believe it or not, there are people who are employed to create children cakes who don't know who Rosalina is. Please, don't face-palm all at once.

[brawndolicious]

The Disney Princess in Super Mario Galaxy.

I played that game and loved it but I can't remember her at all, or what the story was about. But he's got her cake in his freezer.

[Nibel]

The post was a joke though

And that long ass OP.. man these tiny anime girls destroy life

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1023628

Wow at this dude, no trigger warnings or safe thread title or anything just right out there with making victims basically be attacked all over again.

[Shaka Khan]

wtf is this shit

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1023565

Basically this guilt ridden good Christian wants senpai to notice him.

[Kara]

this shit is NOT a fucking dramatic reading

[Rise]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=158905597

  

[benjipwns]

This is totally wrong. We are the one who respect, honor, and recognize women the most.

Women are not commodities to be fought over. We help them to get the care, love, and attention they deserve. This is not off putting or weird.

Animated women or not, some of them are the most amazing, sweet, caring, loving, and adorable people in the world. They made our life that much more meaningful and completed. Without them we have no reason to live in this cold and selfish planet. So what's wrong that we do a little to glorify our women who saved us?

Just saying if we are all a bit more respectful or thoughtful or understanding our world would be a much better place. Waifu or not they are our guide and inspiration so we appreciate them, that's all.

[Kara]

Waifu or not they are our guide and inspiration so we appreciate them, that's all.

[Atramental]

Waifus. Modern day Muses?

[Rman]

thread is 20 pages already lol. 

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1023487

Is the lack of xbox one 90+ scoring metacritic games losing it the war?

With the PS4 being somewhere near 2:1 sales worldwide (10 million lead give or take) I was wondering if this had something to do with the games and not just the bad start the xbox one had and the weaker specs and higher price (at launch).

So I went to Metacritic and what I found out that the PS4 has 3 exclusives that get 90+ scores already (TLOU, BB and Flower) while the highest ranking Xbox one exclusive is only at 89 (Ori).

It the lack of high quality exclusives hurting Xbox one sales and what will MS do to address the gap?

[shidoshi]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=158905597

[archie4208]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=158905597

  

He knows he can't have sex with the waifus he white knights, right?

[Nibel]

#bringbackourwaifus #freeBakailSensei #putthismjfaceintothesmileycollectionpls

[Yulwei]

wtf is this shit

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1023565

edit:  it starts like this

Note: This thread took me longer to write up than I would have liked, due to some issues I have gone through and by having to play through the “special title” to create an LTTP. This is rather unfortunate because on March 4, 2015, NeoGAF lost one of the greatest members on the forum. This member was HolyBaikal and it greatly saddens me, to the point of tears, that Holy will never be able to respond to this thread. I can only hope that Holy still reads NeoGAF as I really want HolyBaikal to witness this. I should say this; I understand that HolyBaikal had a tendency for having a hard time understanding other view points, HolyBaikal had a hard time arguing with others and that HolyBaikal had a hard time with how, what I assume, many members on NeoGAF perceived HolyBaikal. I could feel that members of NeoGAF had a sigh of relief when such a member was banned, but I don’t get that type of response at all. I bring this up because I had read many of Holy’s past posts and all of Holy’s threads. I only had one conversation with Holy, and even then it consisted of only two PM’s. I was concerned and worried for Holy and expressed this, which to my surprise resulted in HolyBaikal responding to me. I wish that people would have taken the time to understand HolyBaikal a bit better, but that’s unreasonable to expect. To put it in a better way, HolyBaikal was a member of the forum for three years, which resulted in over 5,500 posts; I don’t know HolyBaikal that well (if at all) and this is only conjecture, but the large number of posts might indicate that NeoGAF was a large aspect to Holy and made it easier to connect and share with others. I’ve been a member of PCSX2 for 5 years and only have 300 posts, a member of NeoGAF for almost a year, with a little over 300 posts, yes I don’t post much, but that’s because I don’t have a reason to, unlike HolyBaikal. The difference is staggering. I want to say this before you read the thread. I understand why HolyBaikal was banned, I understand the logic and it makes perfect sense. The only problem I have is with the severity of the ban. I don’t know if it’s “illegal” to even wonder/wish this, but I would give up my membership for Holy to come back, although it would be sad since I couldn’t communicate with HolyBaikal. If anyone actually knows HolyBaikal, please refer them to this thread, Holy may appreciate reading parts of this thread. (Originally wrote -it may help with the ban; at least, I hope it would-) HolyBaikal, you will be severely missed and I would like to believe other members on this forum feel the same way. I wish the best for you. March 4th will forever be a sad day.

what the fuck is this bruh

[nudemacusers]

i have no idea but people are still entertaining this goofy/disturbing shit. scust.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

It's probably a troll but I'm not sure creating some elaborate troll makes you better than if you legitimately believed what you were typing out.

[thisismyusername]

i have no idea but people are still entertaining this goofy/disturbing shit. scust.

Eh, he asked a few questions in that TL;DR HolyBaikal novel. Mostly toward Persona 3, so might as well have the fanbase answer his questions so the thread isn't a total wash?

[nudemacusers]

It's probably a troll but I'm not sure creating some elaborate troll makes you better than if you legitimately believed what you were typing out.

still can't tell if the op is a weird alt or troll but there seems to be a lot of forum love for a dude (?) who wants to become a real-life moe character and is into cuddly-cute loliporn and hates normal porn because it's full of meanies.

i have no idea but people are still entertaining this goofy/disturbing shit. scust.

Eh, he asked a few questions in that TL;DR HolyBaikal novel. Mostly toward Persona 3, so might as well have the fanbase answer his questions so the thread isn't a total wash?

hmm, if it sucks all the weirdos into one thread maybe it's not such a bad idea

[sarslip]

wtf is this shit

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1023565

MMmm MMmmmmmm MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmm that's some damn tasty ignore

[kick51]

[zepblackstar]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=158905597

  

Animated women or not, some of them are the most amazing, sweet, caring, loving, and adorable people in the world.

 

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158667721&postcount=161

This is what happens when you're beholden to advertising clicks. You let these types in and let them stay. GAF has no fucking standards.

I'd almost feel sorry for Lore if he wasn't a fuckboy himself

[kick51]

they win if you even fight back with perfect logic.  it makes it seem like there's an argument to be had. 

[fizzel]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=158905597

  

Why are talking about baikal is a solemn past tense. She was permed, not murdered. Or did none of those NEET's not have the balls to ask him/her for an email?

[eleuin]

How is that thread not locked yet 

[dkdk]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=158905597

  

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Why are talking about baikal is a solemn past tense. She was permed, not murdered. Or did none of those NEET's not have the balls to ask him/her for an email?

miyazaki 

[Nibel]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1023610

  ffs

[I'm a Puppy!]

It's a gaf Easter miracle! !

[octopushover]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1023694

sometimes i wonder how it's possible that america is still so backwards when it comes to parental leave

but there are enough people in that thread saying that expanding paid parental leave is a bad thing that i guess it's something they just want to live with 



http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158934613&postcount=51

 

[Positive Touch]

and this is the forum you guys choose to spend your free time reading...

[Tasty]

https://vid.me/coGr