Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 6278101 times)

Narolf · « **Reply #28740 on:** April 12, 2015, 08:41:46 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on April 12, 2015, 08:40:33 PM

Confusing French for Spanish

It's classic from my experience with Americans... though you are allowed to confuse Italians for French of course.

Tasty · « **Reply #28741 on:** April 12, 2015, 08:45:42 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on April 12, 2015, 08:41:41 PM

Looks like Oblivion made a... grave mistake.

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http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grave_accent
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Ta gueule

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #28742 on:** April 12, 2015, 08:53:32 PM »

You sayin all us languages look alike?

thisismyusername · « **Reply #28743 on:** April 12, 2015, 08:57:31 PM »

This board is American. Speak English or get out.

Narolf · « **Reply #28744 on:** April 12, 2015, 09:00:01 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on April 12, 2015, 08:53:32 PM

You sayin all us languages look alike?

People tend to think that ever since Esperanto.

Rufus · « **Reply #28745 on:** April 12, 2015, 09:02:35 PM »

Well, you've come to the right place.

Kara · « **Reply #28746 on:** April 12, 2015, 09:03:09 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Stalker on April 12, 2015, 09:00:01 PM

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on April 12, 2015, 08:53:32 PM
You sayin all us languages look alike?
People tend to think that ever since Esperanto.

Aktoj de la Akademio!

thisismyusername · « **Reply #28747 on:** April 12, 2015, 09:03:10 PM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on April 12, 2015, 08:59:32 PM

Quote from: thisismyusername on April 12, 2015, 08:57:31 PM
This board is American. Speak English or get out.

كل زق

I got no clue what that is but I'll like your post because Google says "every bottle."

Tasty · « **Reply #28748 on:** April 12, 2015, 09:07:28 PM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on April 12, 2015, 08:59:32 PM

Quote from: thisismyusername on April 12, 2015, 08:57:31 PM
This board is American. Speak English or get out.

كل زق

Get that terrorist-talk outta here

Kara · « **Reply #28749 on:** April 12, 2015, 09:10:24 PM »

Stop confusing the chillins with diglossia, akhi.

Tasty · « **Reply #28750 on:** April 12, 2015, 09:12:00 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on April 12, 2015, 09:10:24 PM

Stop confusing the chillins with diglossia, akhi.

Sugoi desu, aniki

Oblivion · « **Reply #28751 on:** April 12, 2015, 09:24:10 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on April 12, 2015, 08:53:32 PM

You sayin all us languages look alike?

This is America, so yes.

zepblackstar · « **Reply #28752 on:** April 12, 2015, 09:55:12 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=159866314&postcount=21

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Yes. I hated Turok on the Xbox 360. I think it is such a vile and ugly game. I hate it so much. It's such crap in every way.

And, I think a mod or someone worked on the game on this forum, so I rarely speak of it, but it is such utter garbage. If there is one game I played last generation that I could un-play and get my time and energy and emotion back, it would be Turok.

I hate that game so much.

Dennis · « **Reply #28753 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:05:58 PM »

Didn't Bish also work on Homeworld?

That should mitigate matters.

Tasty · « **Reply #28754 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:39:26 PM »

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=159847942&postcount=15

Quote

I've watched the MK8 Animal Crossing trailer like 1,000 times.

benjipwns · « **Reply #28755 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:52:56 PM »

Quote from: Nibel on April 12, 2015, 05:23:22 AM

Somewhere at the start of the thread he says he worked on a EA Sports game, and considering some of his questionable posts and his postcount being this unusually high could mean this is somewhat of a personal vendetta here, lol *remembers image with of him with Sony hat on* now it all comes full circle

iirc, Massive Bear (his start-up after Turok) lost like half its staff over to EA Sports overnight not long after Massive Bear was hired to do some outsourced modeling or something.

I'd almost swear an unnamed EA title used to be listed on their site as one of their projects.

MB used to tout their ability to surpass 360 performance for ports on the PS3 on their site. I think that was part of the original hook they were offering other companies. Don't even know if bish is still involved, his tag and stuff were all promoting it and he'd talk about it in threads and then went completely silent regarding it.

I think he got started at EA Sports too.

Why do I know any of this?

benjipwns · « **Reply #28756 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:55:01 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on April 12, 2015, 10:52:56 PM

Quote from: Nibel on April 12, 2015, 05:23:22 AM
Somewhere at the start of the thread he says he worked on a EA Sports game, and considering some of his questionable posts and his postcount being this unusually high could mean this is somewhat of a personal vendetta here, lol *remembers image with of him with Sony hat on* now it all comes full circle
iirc, Massive Bear (his start-up after Turok) lost like half its staff over to EA Sports overnight not long after Massive Bear was hired to do some outsourced modeling or something.

I'd almost swear an unnamed EA title used to be listed on their site as one of their projects.

MB used to tout their ability to surpass 360 performance for ports on the PS3 on their site. I think that was part of the original hook they were offering other companies. Don't even know if bish is still involved, his tag and stuff were all promoting it and he'd talk about it in threads and then went completely silent regarding it.

I think he got started at EA Sports too.

Why do I know any of this?

thisismyusername · « **Reply #28757 on:** April 12, 2015, 11:20:40 PM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on April 12, 2015, 09:05:06 PM

Quote from: thisismyusername on April 12, 2015, 09:03:10 PM
Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on April 12, 2015, 08:59:32 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on April 12, 2015, 08:57:31 PM
This board is American. Speak English or get out.

كل زق

I got no clue what that is but I'll like your post because Google says "every bottle."

It means "Eat Shit".

I figured it something in that line or similar but Google translate failed.

dkdk · « **Reply #28758 on:** April 13, 2015, 12:52:01 AM »

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1028131

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #28759 on:** April 13, 2015, 12:57:31 AM »

Pinche puta

benjipwns · « **Reply #28760 on:** April 13, 2015, 01:05:31 AM »

Quote from: dkdk on April 13, 2015, 12:52:01 AM

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1028131

welp

thisismyusername · « **Reply #28761 on:** April 13, 2015, 01:28:36 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=159892738&postcount=3

Steve, ban this sick filth if you're a man.

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Just kidding, that'd make you like Evilore.

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benjipwns · « **Reply #28762 on:** April 13, 2015, 01:31:29 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1028095

I think some people are actually physically in pain if they can't get upset regarding characterization in a clip from a scene from a licensed movie.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #28763 on:** April 13, 2015, 01:33:09 AM »

Completely unrelated but: Benji where is your avatar from?

benjipwns · « **Reply #28764 on:** April 13, 2015, 01:35:24 AM »

http://obeythepurebreed.com/

Specific picture: http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/155953/Chairman/

Purple Filth · « **Reply #28765 on:** April 13, 2015, 03:49:57 AM »

Quote from: Shark Johnson on April 12, 2015, 10:05:56 PM

Turok was absolute fucking garbage.

I recall Bish getting real pissed at people who said the game seemed awful after playing the demo.

He also worked on at POS The Outfit.

And then he fucking owned himself and his co-workers in another thread saying if you can't match the 360 version of your game on PS3 (or exceed it), that you are a bad developer....which is exactly what happened with Turok.

AdmiralVisen's sick burn is still GOAT even now

benjipwns · « **Reply #28766 on:** April 13, 2015, 04:23:54 AM »

This probably got linked and I ignored it, but still:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=159296959&postcount=212

STILL:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=159296959&postcount=212

Kara · « **Reply #28767 on:** April 13, 2015, 04:26:56 AM »

StayBanned

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #28768 on:** April 13, 2015, 04:39:30 AM »

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psygnosis + order moustache avatar pining for an evolution studios produced wipeout game

unless i am going crazy - a number of the Wipeout team went to evolution. I think. I maybe tripping.

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #28769 on:** April 13, 2015, 06:19:11 AM »

what i don't want is another Curly Monsters Quantum Redshift affair - not that the game didn't have it's plus points but Wipeout is the sum of it's parts - it has to have the art/teams/music etc.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #28770 on:** April 13, 2015, 06:58:24 AM »

Wish wipeout would lose the guns. Vita version had waaaaaay too much focus on that.

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #28771 on:** April 13, 2015, 07:45:27 AM »

Wipeout

2097

3/SE

Fusion

Pulse

Pure

HD

HD Fury

2048

thisismyusername · « **Reply #28772 on:** April 13, 2015, 07:45:49 AM »

Quote from: DCharlieJP on April 13, 2015, 04:39:30 AM

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psygnosis + order moustache avatar pining for an evolution studios produced wipeout game

unless i am going crazy - a number of the Wipeout team went to evolution. I think. I maybe tripping.

And Evolution Wipeout wouldn't be the same as Psygnosis/Studio Liverpool.

No thanks at the idea of reviving the series with a different studio.

Quote from: Take My Breh Away on April 13, 2015, 07:45:27 AM

2048

2048's biggest problem is the lack of Racebox. If you were able to set Zones for specific maps and stuff: It wouldn't be that bad. My only complaint otherwise is the narrow maps + the hardwares sticks making it hard to control the ship at times.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #28773 on:** April 13, 2015, 07:51:43 AM »

Okay just caught up. Lore is mad because the public face of xbox is constantly in demand at E3? He's lucky he even shook his hand as I'm sure Nelson is aware of Neogaf's pro sony stance.

Get legit shook because you were treated as you should be, brehs

Vertigo · « **Reply #28774 on:** April 13, 2015, 07:57:06 AM »

Quote from: fizzel on April 12, 2015, 03:50:40 PM

Nomadic peoples trying to find a place in a rapidly expanding, sedentary urban sprawl.

Biggest fuck up here was by far from those bastards in authority. A decade ago some bright spark thought it was a good idea to designate my town; a deprived shithole in the north of england as a "migrant dispersal centre". It's a town that never recovered from the 80's, declines year after year and didn't have the resources it needed. But now has to contend with settling hundreds of families with unique language, health, education and cultural needs. Now it's being revealed that they're preyed upon by dodgy asian landlords rent wise, their girls are being groomed. And since the recent EU expansion and travel restrictions being lifted, they're now coming back in to contact with czechs, bulgars and romanians that never stopped hating their fucking guts.

It's not going to end well, not a chance.

It's sadly become the designated dumping ground. Cheap housing and rents. And with poor people from London, both home grown and immigrants getting sent up to those areas by London councils clearing the way for expensive housing being put in their former homes, some parts of England are going to change massively in the next few years especially the north. In some ways some racial variation would be good for some parts of England, but not like this. Powers that be are just creating a powder keg situation.

Not going to be pretty when it goes off...

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #28775 on:** April 13, 2015, 08:44:39 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1027669

I don't condone violence against women 99% of the the time. This is the 1% where that bitch and her "minion" would be picking up their teeth with broken fingers.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #28776 on:** April 13, 2015, 08:49:36 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1028194

People not knowing what they're talking about.

NeoGAF.gif

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #28777 on:** April 13, 2015, 09:08:22 AM »

indeed - in the EL situation it just sounds he was in a situation where he was busy - #shrug

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #28778 on:** April 13, 2015, 09:25:48 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=159647986&postcount=756

It appears right here is when our pointy eared friend remembered who actually carries clout in the marketplace.

Nibel · « **Reply #28779 on:** April 13, 2015, 09:48:49 AM »

It's funny that he can't just delete those posts which he would have done if it wasn't Nelson, lol

Thread should be stealth-closed

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #28780 on:** April 13, 2015, 09:52:46 AM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on April 13, 2015, 01:28:36 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=159892738&postcount=3

Steve, ban this sick filth if you're a man.

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Just kidding, that'd make you like Evilore.
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Oh, benji. That rascal! It always amuses me when I discover his posts calling me out. Once or twice a week I'll do a search for "Youngblood" just to check for replies to posts I may have missed, and the results usually fall into three categories.

1.) Replies to or mentions of me.
2.) Posts about the classic Rob Liefeld comic book.
3.) benji posts like this: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=159652558&postcount=3520 . And I always discover them days later and notice that they basically go ignored in the thread. There's two possibilities here: benji's insanity is well known and not worth addressing, or the notoriety of my poor moderation is well known and not worth addressing. Probably a little from Column A, a little from Column B.

octopushover · « **Reply #28781 on:** April 13, 2015, 10:05:31 AM »

i once saw steve youngblood refer to a rob liefeld comic as "classic".

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #28782 on:** April 13, 2015, 10:16:11 AM »

Quote from: octopushover on April 13, 2015, 10:05:31 AM

i once saw steve youngblood refer to a rob liefeld comic as "classic".

I once saw steve youngblood totally gloss over your posts. Wait that just happened.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #28783 on:** April 13, 2015, 10:44:50 AM »

Quote from: Take My Breh Away on April 13, 2015, 07:45:27 AM

HD

HD Fury

octopushover · « **Reply #28784 on:** April 13, 2015, 10:49:30 AM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on April 13, 2015, 10:16:11 AM

Quote from: octopushover on April 13, 2015, 10:05:31 AM
i once saw steve youngblood refer to a rob liefeld comic as "classic".

I once saw steve youngblood totally gloss over your posts. Wait that just happened.

i don't actually have an issue with him you know

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #28785 on:** April 13, 2015, 12:08:28 PM »

Quote from: octopushover on April 13, 2015, 10:49:30 AM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on April 13, 2015, 10:16:11 AM
Quote from: octopushover on April 13, 2015, 10:05:31 AM
i once saw steve youngblood refer to a rob liefeld comic as "classic".

I once saw steve youngblood totally gloss over your posts. Wait that just happened.

i don't actually have an issue with him you know

Kara · « **Reply #28786 on:** April 13, 2015, 12:36:47 PM »

Quote from: DCharlieJP on April 13, 2015, 06:19:11 AM

what i don't want is another Curly Monsters Quantum Redshift affair - not that the game didn't have it's plus points but Wipeout is the sum of it's parts - it has to have the art/teams/music etc.

My fav thing about Wipeout flavor is that the American team's vehicle just goes really fast and handles like shit + their team motto is "Have a nice day".

(For those blessed to not be involved in significant transatlantic interactions, poms think it's fucking hilarious that Americans wish strangers a nice day.)

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #28787 on:** April 13, 2015, 12:40:08 PM »

Be such a miserable bastard that you find offense in wishing strangers well, brehs.

Kara · « **Reply #28788 on:** April 13, 2015, 02:33:47 PM »

Wipeout is very culturally sensitive. The Russian team is cynically operated for money (the creator of the hover technology was a stupid hippie) and when they fall on hard times vor v zakone buy them. The African Union team is known for agile ships. Et cetera.

Know the mythos of racing games y'all.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #28789 on:** April 13, 2015, 02:34:57 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on April 13, 2015, 02:33:47 PM

Wipeout is very culturally sensitive. The Russian team is cynically operated for money (the creator of the hover technology was a stupid hippie) and when they fall on hard times vor v zakone buy them. The African Union team is known for agile ships. Et cetera.

Know the mythos of racing games y'all.

I know the guy in Outrun was a pretty cool guy.

Kara · « **Reply #28790 on:** April 13, 2015, 02:55:42 PM »

He had good taste in cars/women.

bork · « **Reply #28791 on:** April 13, 2015, 03:22:37 PM »

Why can't we have a strip club/Dave and Buster's?

Quote from: DoktorEvil;159960784

I got the invite for a bachelor party in a month or so for a friend's wedding, which ends up being in a strip club. I've been close friends with the groom for 20 years, so I'm obliged to go.

Having been to strip clubs twice in my life, I am not looking forward to being coerced into spending a ton of money for 90 second lap dances and throwing singles all around to feel like a boss. It's not my thing. I'm also not a big drinker anymore.

Hasn't anyone tried to make a place that combines arcade games, female sex appeal, and food/drink? I'd like to be able to just play Golden Tee or MK2 or Tetris as an alternate option.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #28792 on:** April 13, 2015, 03:39:38 PM »

I want to see the dancer that can make tickets come out of her cooter.

There is a casino/strip club in Atlantic City. Close enough.

king of the internet · « **Reply #28793 on:** April 13, 2015, 03:41:18 PM »

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=159962035

It's probably not joking either...

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #28794 on:** April 13, 2015, 04:29:57 PM »

It might seem beta as fuck -- and I'd never insist on not going to strip club for someone else's bachelor party -- but I'm actually with that guy about D&B's over a strip club. Mainly just because I'd prefer practically any other place that serves a cold beer over a strip club. I'm not saying that I don't understand the appeal or deriding people for enjoying them, but it's not my scene. I wouldn't insist on video games or anything. Just drinking and no strippers.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #28795 on:** April 13, 2015, 04:36:27 PM »

The wipeout teams are country based and not some mega corps?

Whaaaaaa

thisismyusername · « **Reply #28796 on:** April 13, 2015, 04:53:26 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on April 13, 2015, 03:39:38 PM

I want to see the dancer that can make tickets come out of her cooter.

It'd basically be like this:

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #28797 on:** April 13, 2015, 04:55:48 PM »

Tickets out of a cooter?

Clearly TA you havent been to Thailand or Amsterdam

The things ive seen

Kara · « **Reply #28798 on:** April 13, 2015, 05:01:19 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on April 13, 2015, 04:36:27 PM

The wipeout teams are country based and not some mega corps?

Whaaaaaa

Even the EU has a team (Feisar).

E: I conceptualize it as something like racing as it is mated with the aerospace industry where de jure it's private industry but de facto these are all inefficient public agencies since ain't no one but a government is buying an air superiority fighter.

FStop7 · « **Reply #28799 on:** April 13, 2015, 05:41:37 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=159981358&postcount=9

tsunami of humorless stans inbound

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