1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[studyguy]

Can't ban bait what's already banned.

[king of the internet]

What
The
Fuck

Any explain your people. Does anyone know his GAF handle?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/member.php?u=28138

He's pretty much exactly what I imagined every hardcore Nintendo fan on GAF to be like in rl

[Rufus]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163224589&postcount=4083

"Ryona
A fetish genre of (usually drawn) pornography which depicts a character physically hurt either in a sensual way, or in a sexual situation. Ryona usually has situations where the character of focus is bea..."

[nachobro]

I respect that he's owning it 100% 

[thisismyusername]

Real talk, lets say some crazy bitch has a gun to your head.
You still gonna get it up? To make it worse lets say she's like a 2.

I'd be like "bitch, sometimes I can't even be asked to top a really hot guy I'm into, let alone some uggo chick." (Image removed from quote.)

I'd be so fucking dead

Just tell her you're gay. *smug kid*

You'd probably be dead anyway, but no need to fuck an uggo.

[Joe Molotov]

 

[Rufus]

I respect that he's owning it 100% 

He's lucky it's a community thread.

"(Ryona)Watch Lara die in brutal ways as she moans erotically in Tomb Raider 2013"
"(Ryona)Watch Juli Kidman die in many ways as she pants a lot in the 1st The Evil Within DLC"
"(Ryona)Watch Nilin die as she strongly moans in pain in Remember Me"

[nudemacusers]

I respect that he's owning it 100% 

He's lucky it's a community thread.

"(Ryona)Watch Lara die in brutal ways as she moans erotically in Tomb Raider 2013"
"(Ryona)Watch Juli Kidman die in many ways as she pants a lot in the 1st The Evil Within DLC"
"(Ryona)Watch Nilin die as she strongly moans in pain in Remember Me"

lol wtf

[Kara]

Mods, please change my name to Ryona Ryder thanks in advance. #freewinona

[I'm a Puppy!]

This guy sent me so many confessions in the confessional I had to stop posting them so he would stop sending them.

[Rufus]

I respect that he's owning it 100% 

Guess he changed his mind:

Yeah I suck at titles and need to find better ones. I can change them though once I get to them. BTW those vids are death compilations for various ways to die, like those fatality videos of Mortal Kombat. They aren't meant for people to fantasize or anything because many of the deaths are too violent for that and not intended for it. They are more like that Game Over Continue Channel where he has various deaths across numerous games.

Mmmmmmmm-hm.

[Jansen]

I respect that he's owning it 100% 

He's lucky it's a community thread.

"(Ryona)Watch Lara die in brutal ways as she moans erotically in Tomb Raider 2013"
"(Ryona)Watch Juli Kidman die in many ways as she pants a lot in the 1st The Evil Within DLC"
"(Ryona)Watch Nilin die as she strongly moans in pain in Remember Me"

lol wtf

now they are trying to play it off

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163244386&postcount=4092

"Yeah I suck at titles and need to find better ones. I can change them though once I get to them. BTW those vids are death compilations for various ways to die, like those fatality videos of Mortal Kombat. They aren't meant for people to fantasize or anything because many of the deaths are too violent for that and not intended for it. They are more like that Game Over Continue Channel where he has various deaths across numerous games."

[doctavius bonbon]

i swear i'm not a psychopath, really

[Narolf]

The whole of you talking about the ARG outside of its dedicated thread represent ban-baits for me, obviously...

lol who is going to ban you?

if they did they would be a lil bitch 

I do have a good grasp of reality, despite what my antagonists pretend, and Bork already warned me in private.

[Tasty]

I do have a good grasp of reality, despite what my antagonists pretend

[Rufus]

I respect that he's owning it 100% 

He's lucky it's a community thread.

"(Ryona)Watch Lara die in brutal ways as she moans erotically in Tomb Raider 2013"
"(Ryona)Watch Juli Kidman die in many ways as she pants a lot in the 1st The Evil Within DLC"
"(Ryona)Watch Nilin die as she strongly moans in pain in Remember Me"

lol wtf

now they are trying to play it off

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163244386&postcount=4092

"Yeah I suck at titles and need to find better ones. I can change them though once I get to them. BTW those vids are death compilations for various ways to die, like those fatality videos of Mortal Kombat. They aren't meant for people to fantasize or anything because many of the deaths are too violent for that and not intended for it. They are more like that Game Over Continue Channel where he has various deaths across numerous games."

And it's not actually a community thread (I was convinced that it was, wtf )
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163264864&postcount=4123

[toku]

The whole of you talking about the ARG outside of its dedicated thread represent ban-baits for me, obviously...

lol who is going to ban you?

if they did they would be a lil bitch 

I do have a good grasp of reality, despite what my antagonists pretend, and Bork already warned me in private.

But does reality have a good grasp of you?

[Sausage]

Do you have a good grasp on alternative reality as well?

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we're only joking bb

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[nudemacusers]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/thecoli-has-been-catfished-by-sheebadd.316995/

brehs

[benjipwns]

Do you have a good grasp on alternative reality as well?

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we're only joking bb

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wtf, since when is joking allowed on the bore?

mods help

[Narolf]

The whole of you talking about the ARG outside of its dedicated thread represent ban-baits for me, obviously...

lol who is going to ban you?

if they did they would be a lil bitch 

I do have a good grasp of reality, despite what my antagonists pretend, and Bork already warned me in private.

But does reality have a good grasp of you?

Play FFX-2 and try to get the Perfect Ending without a guide.

[ToxicAdam]

Who would subject themselves to such a thing? You're a monster.

[Kara]

Do you have a good grasp on alternative reality as well?

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we're only joking bb

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wtf, since when is joking allowed on the bore?

mods help

fuck "jokes". everything i post is real. raw insight without the horse shit. no, i will NOT like troll posts. the bore dot com. i live for this

[Kara]

Konex was a big Eureka 7 stan.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Isn't that a maxi pad?

[Narolf]

Who would subject themselves to such a thing? You're a monster.

I was the greatest monster created by the [keep the ARG to your personal thread].

[Tasty]

Konex was a big Eureka 7 stan.

E7 had problems but it was a'ight

[Kara]

Isn't that a maxi pad?

it is the demon's true name, though uttering it will not save your favorite athlete and / or team from its curse

[doctavius bonbon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163258996&postcount=4112

 

dude deleted his videos though, rip

[Joe Molotov]

it's still nice to see her defeated like that with her huge knockers.

and the way she lays there defeated is nice with her huge ones.

Mods, please change Kara's name to "lying defeated with her huge knockers", tia.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163258996&postcount=4112

 

dude deleted his videos though, rip

so uh... this dude was forced by his youtube commenters to make these? what?

Got dammit, I am not listening to youtubers anymore, hell they even gave me the mods to force me to do some, sigh, I wish I didn't do these requests! They brainwashed me to say and do these things and now I'm fixing them. This whole thing was a mistake that I didn't even want to do.

You mean those random youtubers that gave me those awful suggestions that I didn't want to do at all? Yeah I don't like them.

Um, they were forced on me, I seriously did not want to do anything that youtuber suggests. I hated his suggestions with a passion and I even got angry at him. He then gets on my nerves as he complains about me not doing his suggestions and I had to tell him off to get him to stop. After that he quits asking me to do his suggestion as he doesn't talk to me anymore.

That my friend is when I was getting annoyed with this so it was only a matter of time before I stopped doing these vids completely and deleting all of them as well.

what? really... what?

[mormapope]

Eh, shit like that stopped being weird when you see porn vids of chicks in high heels kicking a dude in the balls repeatedly.

 

[nudemacusers]

that's not what's weird... he was brainwashed by random people on youtube to make these videos. how is that possible.

[Yulwei]

    

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163280938&postcount=4156

you think anyone will take my suggestion

[Joe Molotov]

that's not what's weird... he was brainwashed by random people on youtube to make these videos. how is that possible.

It's like this, but with more cat videos.

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1041436

GAF has become such a humorless, colorless, bland, predictable, homogeneous, self-important pile of trash.  I can almost see the tears of anger streaming down the face of whichever mod(s) feverishly banned the people who dared post anything less than dead serious or the slightest bit deprecating.

[Nibel]

And this one:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163256110&postcount=6368

That kawaii-basketball avatar is incredible 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1041436

GAF has become such a humorless, colorless, bland, predictable, homogeneous, self-important pile of trash.  I can almost see the tears of anger streaming down the face of whichever mod(s) feverishly banned the people who dared post anything less than dead serious or the slightest bit deprecating.

I still visit GAF super frequently and think there are still a bunch of cool and interesting people on the forum, but I tend to agree that the place surely changed a lot; I began lurking in 2010 and back then you didn't have to fear for your account for a single dumb joke or posting a opinion that was greatly different than others.

I just realized that I post in Community threads more often now since those seem more laid back than the threads in the big forums. I also became more of a reader than a poster in the last months compared to a year or 2 ago

[CatsCatsCats]

People go to GAF to chat with likeminded people, some of those people are assholes. Ya know?

[bluemax]

People go to GAF to chat with likeminded people, some of those people are assholes. Ya know?

Only his royal assholeness is allowed to be an asshole on his forum. Go start your own forum if you want to be an asshole!

[sarslip]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1043362

 

[Yulwei]

It sounds like he stays up at night mulling over that shit

[Nibel]

Expecting Nintendo to do anything right in 2015, brehs

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that new Zeruda tho 

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[bork]

I still visit GAF super frequently and think there are still a bunch of cool and interesting people on the forum, but I tend to agree that the place surely changed a lot; I began lurking in 2010 and back then you didn't have to fear for your account for a single dumb joke or posting a opinion that was greatly different than others.

2010 wasn't much different than how things are now.  The forum was at its best in its pre-NeoGAF days.

[Dennis]

I still visit GAF super frequently and think there are still a bunch of cool and interesting people on the forum, but I tend to agree that the place surely changed a lot; I began lurking in 2010 and back then you didn't have to fear for your account for a single dumb joke or posting a opinion that was greatly different than others.

2010 wasn't much different than how things are now.  The forum was at its best in its pre-NeoGAF days.

Feels a bit different now than in 2010 for me. Everyone mostly seem to take offense at everything now and also assumes that you have the worst of intentions with everything you post. Every time someone posts something that hypothetically could be controversial there is a feeding frenzy to "call out" that poster.

[Rman]

I still visit GAF super frequently and think there are still a bunch of cool and interesting people on the forum, but I tend to agree that the place surely changed a lot; I began lurking in 2010 and back then you didn't have to fear for your account for a single dumb joke or posting a opinion that was greatly different than others.

2010 wasn't much different than how things are now.  The forum was at its best in its pre-NeoGAF days.

Feels a bit different now than in 2010 for me. Everyone mostly seem to take offense at everything now and also assumes that you have the worst of intentions with everything you post. Every time someone posts something that hypothetically could be controversial there is a feeding frenzy to "call out" that poster.

This is especially in the OT, where posters are looking to assume that you're a racist or sexist POS.

[Nibel]

Agreed with both Rman and Dennis; I too feel that this is a much more recent development, maybe since 2-3 years?

[nachobro]

I remember when Risky Chris was a lone lunatic. Now he would be seen as not going far enough.

[archnemesis]

The biggest change with GAF is just the vast increase in traffic. Popular threads move too fast and interesting discussion gets drowned in the noise of strangers. I still enjoy the site, but lately I find myself preferring the smaller community threads where people have time to read all the posts in thread.

[mormapope]

There's no complexity when it comes to a lot of posters on Gaf. The smug, special fellow progressive tryhard persona is everywhere. People don't lack character, they lack interesting characteristics.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

2007 was the big backslide in quality on GAF.  It was around that time that Evilore apparently decided to let the floodgates open and let in any dumbass with a non-gmail (or equivalent) e-mail account.  It hasn't recovered since.

[Dennis]

2007 was the big backslide in quality on GAF.  It was around that time that Evilore apparently decided to let the floodgates open and let in any dumbass with a non-gmail (or equivalent) e-mail account.  It hasn't recovered since.

But I only joined in 2009.....?

[Sausage]

2007 was the big backslide in quality on GAF.  It was around that time that Evilore apparently decided to let the floodgates open and let in any dumbass with a non-gmail (or equivalent) e-mail account.  It hasn't recovered since.

Shit that's when I got in. Did they really change the rules for that though? I remember usinig my isp email.

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1043362

 

I know cause I work in retail.

You don't say.

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1043362

 

Honestly all of these points are pretty insignificant compared to the fact that people just don't give a shit about Nintendo anymore, the children don't need Mario, they have iPads now. Nintendo is a relic.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1043362

 

I know cause I work in retail.

You don't say.

I can only imagine the talks he gets into with customers as he tries to pimp Nintendo.

"Hi, I'm looking for a video game thing for my kid. He really likes Call Of Duty. Which one would you suggest"
"Well he can play Call Of Duty on the Nintendo WiiU, ma'am. But he can also play a variety of other games. Do you remember Mario?"

"Yea...I could never beat that lol. I doubt my kid is into that, he's a little too old for Mario. He's 13"

"No one is too old for premier platform level design and perfect controls. I notice you're wearing a Gucci bag. Well Miyamoto is the Gucci of gaming."

"Is that a game?"

"Nooo, Miyamoto is the designer of Mario."

"Oh ok. Anyway, he just wants to play Call Of Duty. I think he said he wanted a PS4"

"...ok"

[octopushover]

  "Can I interest you in Splatoon?"

  "Can you take a step back actually, your breath really smells."

[Kara]

Didn't know there were other people that regularly browsed GAF on these forums. I typically go there for my news and anime discussion.

https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=2669682#post2669682

Didn't know the BCT was still playing Dust.

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Can I please have an invite to the thread's corporation.

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[Tasty]

2007 was the big backslide in quality on GAF.  It was around that time that Evilore apparently decided to let the floodgates open and let in any dumbass with a non-gmail (or equivalent) e-mail account.  It hasn't recovered since.

That was the year I joined

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Only started posting in 2008 tho

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[thisismyusername]

Didn't know there were other people that regularly browsed GAF on these forums. I typically go there for my news and anime discussion.

https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=2669682#post2669682

Didn't know the BCT was still playing Dust.

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Can I please have an invite to the thread's corporation.

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Still laughing after all these years.

Also Dust 514: