1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[doctavius bonbon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=169519183&postcount=211

 

[Mr. Nobody]

Speaking of Halle Berry, I've been meaning to watch this

The story of a go-go dancer with multiple personalities struggling to remain her true self while fighting against two very unique alter egos: a seven-year-old child named Genius and a Southern white racist woman named Alice. In order to stop the multiple voices in her head, Frankie works together with a psychotherapist to uncover and overcome the mystery of the inner ghosts that haunt her.

 

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=169519183&postcount=211

 

I saw Wayne's World too.

[bluemax]

This show was doing things for me.

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http://fuckyeahbrucetimm.tumblr.com/ (Er NSFW warning sorry)

Bruce Timm has a very defined idea of what hips should look like.

[D3RANG3D]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=169608635&postcount=406

 

[Take My Breh Away]

Splatoon actually passed a million global. Gonna have to take a position on that wall of shame since Nibel and Andrex were right. Still, I'm not these guys

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=169576814&postcount=92

Don't make bets where you have to drink piss on the internet, brehs.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Game's fun at least

[close]

[benjipwns]

Tag is fun. And the spiritual successor whatever it was called. Not even counting the Portal 2 iteration of the concept.

Though I suppose it's not really the same thing. I think the spiritual successor had competitive multiplayer of some kind though. It'd interesting if painting stuff in Splatoon actually gained you abilities like that.

Maybe I should watch the Quick Look or something instead of that video from the British guy talking about how it's for babies while Gears of War is about a real war to learn more about what Splatoon actually is.

The idea of "controlling territory" needs to be in more multiplayer games though really. There was some series in the past that was decent at this...Battleground...Battlelands...Warfield...Killzonefield...something like that.

[zomgee]

I'll take the L too. Nintendo's advertisements were dumb but at least they were agressively advertising it and that has to account for something. My daughter loves it, too. She beat the single player campaign and it looked pretty tough.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

1 million isn't very good, especially for as hard as Nintendo pushed the game.

[Joe Molotov]

1 million isn't very good, especially for as hard as Nintendo pushed the game.

It means Nintendo has sold over 1 million Wii U's.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

1 million isn't very good, especially for as hard as Nintendo pushed the game.

It means Nintendo has sold over 1 million Wii U's.

Nah. The Ningaffots probably bought 10 copies each....

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1068829


BRB, forwarding this entire thread to the FBI....

 

[Cerveza mas fina]

Just show how starved N fans are more than anything.

Myamoto could release TOILER CLEANER SIMULATOR and shit would sell a million.

[Yulwei]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1069406

wow this producer blew 70 million on coke, hookers and a mansion filled with cars so sad such a shame

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1069406

wow this producer blew 70 million on coke, hookers and a mansion filled with cars so sad such a shame

Blew? Sounds like an awesome time.

[octopushover]

amassed a $70,000,000 fortune and all he has to show for it is an incredible life

what a waste

[I'm a Puppy!]

1 million isn't very good, especially for as hard as Nintendo pushed the game.

Marketing for Nintendo is cheap. They have a full team and nothing to push. Gotta have them do something.

[mormapope]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1069382

The thirst is real: a Destiny TTK quest is exclusive to Red Bull drinkers

Maybe I'm just a apathetic fuck bag, but as someone who never played the full version of Destiny, its hard to give a fuck. So one "quest" is unlocked via buying a redbull, so what? Aren't the "quests" in Destiny completely shit to begin with? Why should someone care if they didn't get a freebie quest that's shitty?

[nachobro]

Maybe people are just salty that's it's yet another thing unlocked in Destiny by spending money.

[demi]

The quest will be available later on without purchase anyway. It will probably be a bounty. It's really a non-issue.

[StealthFan]

How much is a redbull anyways? I didn't cry when I had to buy Doritos to get my bitchin' Advanced Warfare shades did I?

[Yulwei]

So many people bitch about Destiny yet a lot of those same people have been playing the game nonstop since release 

[Phoenix Dark]

Gonna need a TLDR summation of Destiny drama brehs. I played WoW which had $40 expansions...but the content in between was free. By the time an expansion was released 2-3 years later, various content was provided for free (new raids for instance). Is Destiny charging for every new raid or something? The game has been out for less than a year, don't see why it's getting an expansion so early. Outside of $$$

[StealthFan]

Destiny's "expansions" are a rip but the fans (who bitch about the game constantly) eat that shit up. NOM NOM NOM

[Rufus]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1069622

Hope the dude who has the Sega logo on the side of his head shows up again.

[nachobro]

There's no free content updates for the game. Destiny charges for packs of content, $20 for them I believe. Raids, strikes (dungeons), and quests are in them. The new expansion is $40 but I guess doesn't have much in it content-wise so people are upset. Also I guess there's some extra content if you buy the base game + expansion bundle for $60 and people who already own the base game are salty about having to buy it twice to get everything. Plus there's the issue with PS4 getting more content than X1 owners in each DLC but X1 owners still having to pay the same price.

I probably got some of that wrong but that's what I think are the issues.

[Kara]

I bought Destiny new for $30 and one expansion almost costs as much as that. On the whole I enjoyed what I played but Activision milks the heck out of that thing.

[nachobro]

Can't say I'm surprised. Didn't Activision have a monthly/yearly subscription thing for COD where you got special emblems or map access or something like that?

EDIT: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Call_of_Duty:_Elite 

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=169644380&postcount=40

 

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=169644380&postcount=40

 

When's he getting the Splatoon tats added?

[mormapope]

Majority of tattoos in general are 

I've never seen a tattoo in person and thought "THAT SHIT IS SICK!"

I think the back tattoo murals that Japanese organized crime dudes get are rad though.

[Purrp Skirrp]

Eh, you can get away with some otherwise lame tattoos if you're hot. Goes for a lot of things in life I guess.

Hot chicks tatted up are sexy AF.
It's about not deconstructing that one dumb cactus tat, but appreciating it for adding to a SuicideGirl's greater image.

[Tasty]

The way to get around a bad tattoo is to get another better tattoo.



So meta.

[Jansen]

Ahh yes the brain is messing with you crowd. Remember guys all these unexplained things are just because you are looking for something to happen so your brain tricks you... Hahahahaha

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Here's a famous one. There are experts in photography who have already determined there was no Photoshop going on here because the picture is so old. In b4 matrixing argument.


Here's an experiment for you guys.
But a Ouija board and send your Friend down to a cemetery with a camera. That way you aren't like oh my mind just wants to see it and the person in this video just wants to trick me.

I would like you to get on the phone and ask your mother about and supernatural experiences she's had. I'll wait here.

I'm sorry you are?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=169159643#post169159643

just read his posts itt. guy is having a laff

[Joe Molotov]

Photoshop hadn't been invented yet, therefore this photo is real. Your move, LIEntists.

[VomKriege]

In Soviet Russia, Photoshop does you.
This one is pretty accurate too.

[Kara]

Majority of tattoos in general are 

I've never seen a tattoo in person and thought "THAT SHIT IS SICK!"

Wait until I get my Discordian ink.

Oh wait, you meant sick as in cool not sick as in this guy are sick.

[mormapope]

Wait until I get my Discordian ink.

Oh wait, you meant sick as in cool not sick as in this guy are sick.

Sick people are cool
 

[octopushover]

The way to get around a bad tattoo is to get another better tattoo.

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So meta.

lol that's a wicked coverup

[king of the internet]

Illness is only cool if it's terminal. Then you're basically a rockstar. 

[mormapope]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=169692932&postcount=6307

Not sure if this is true, but if so,..

http://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace...mended/cshc58i


The NVIDIA videos are actually sped up and not truly running at 60fps? Man, this just goes deeper and deeper.

Not sure if this has been posted in this thread yet, but the Nvidia GameWorks promo video of the game running at 60fps is actually just a sped up video.

The following link should take you to the video at 24 seconds:



Listen very closely. The voices of the thugs he is fighting can be faintly heard, and they sound like chipmunks because its sped up.

Credit for discovery goes to YouTube user "PoweredByFlow" who pointed this out in the comments of the video.

After listening, its true, the fucking goons sound chimpmunky

 

[Supermanisdead]

[zepblackstar]

 :'( :'( :'( :'(

Nintendo used to sell a million of any game in a week... now look at them getting praise for a game worldwide in a month.

[Kara]

This fuck posts a Lebowski gif http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=169706900&postcount=8380

Good, decent people die of cancer every goddamn day, and this fuck gets to keep going.

I see APK still makes embarrassing typos.

[nachobro]

Bungie just cut the price of the Destiny expansion in half

edit: wait no, they are just gonna charge people $20 for the extra addons from the bundle instead. that's even better 

[zepblackstar]

Bungie just cut the price of the Destiny expansion in half

edit: wait no, they are just gonna charge people $20 for the extra addons from the bundle instead. that's even better 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=169718735&postcount=33

Styles
Member
(Today, 01:36 AM)

$20? I could stomach 10 or even 15. 20 is too much. They should've just sold an emote bundle for $7. I don't care for the other fluff.

THIS...THIS is why they can get away with shit like this

fool willing to pay for emotes....EMOTES

[nachobro]

I'm sorry.

My words made it sound as if Bungie doesn't care about their most loyal fans.

We do care. We are listening. And we will make it right.

Here's what we're doing about the Collector's Edition of Destiny: The Taken King...

We’re actively working to make the digital content from the Collector’s Edition available in a $20 upgrade bundle (suggested retail price), available on 9/15/2015.

"We're so sorry we tried to rip you off. Now please give us $20 to make it up to you"   

[Kara]

I really love how Activision took Bungie and turned them into a Korean MMO developer. Microsoft won.

[OnlyRegret]

This fuck posts a Lebowski gif http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=169706900&postcount=8380

Good, decent people die of cancer every goddamn day, and this fuck gets to keep going.

You might as well be the president of the Metaphoreus fanclub.
All your posts do is make me like him more.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1017949&page=19
Latter bits of the prior page too.

I mean, if you can maintain being a reasonable person while internet shits shit on you. Props to you.

[archie4208]

Bungie just cut the price of the Destiny expansion in half

edit: wait no, they are just gonna charge people $20 for the extra addons from the bundle instead. that's even better 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=169718735&postcount=33

Styles
Member
(Today, 01:36 AM)

$20? I could stomach 10 or even 15. 20 is too much. They should've just sold an emote bundle for $7. I don't care for the other fluff.

THIS...THIS is why they can get away with shit like this

fool willing to pay for emotes....EMOTES

http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/570/DotaCinema%20Emoticon%20Pack

[Kara]

And as already stated in this thread, despite being an anarcho-capitalist splitter, Rothbard should be a hero to us all because of his effort at spending his entire professional life never having to get up before noon.

Umbasa

[bluemax]

Bungie just cut the price of the Destiny expansion in half

edit: wait no, they are just gonna charge people $20 for the extra addons from the bundle instead. that's even better 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=169718735&postcount=33

Styles
Member
(Today, 01:36 AM)

$20? I could stomach 10 or even 15. 20 is too much. They should've just sold an emote bundle for $7. I don't care for the other fluff.

THIS...THIS is why they can get away with shit like this

fool willing to pay for emotes....EMOTES

Valve charges for emotes in DotA2. Its the future of gaming really.

Edit: Dammit beaten.

[thisismyusername]

Bungie just cut the price of the Destiny expansion in half

edit: wait no, they are just gonna charge people $20 for the extra addons from the bundle instead. that's even better 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=169718735&postcount=33

Styles
Member
(Today, 01:36 AM)

$20? I could stomach 10 or even 15. 20 is too much. They should've just sold an emote bundle for $7. I don't care for the other fluff.

THIS...THIS is why they can get away with shit like this

fool willing to pay for emotes....EMOTES

Valve charges for emotes in DotA2. Its the future of gaming really.

Edit: Dammit beaten.

Hell, they charge for emotes you make from cards you buy/trade. Granted, that's user selling but still... Valve gets a cut of it.

[recursivelyenumerable]

i wish money were enough to buy me emotions

[OnlyRegret]

how do I get a personal tag

[El Babua]

I wish likes counted as posts

[toku]

i wish money were enough to buy me emotions

Do you pay for your drugs with sex?

[king of the internet]

Money > emotions.

[BrokenVerses]

Kinthalis
Banned

Finally.

[OnlyRegret]

Thanks, I'll try not to spam.

Kinthalis
Banned

Finally.

Some of those mustard race ilk need to chill