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Kara

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I really need to stop clicking links here when in public. :goty2



Jansen

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=169318782&postcount=192

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Ah yes, the old "taking it seriously" card.

This thread was made to highlight how stupid the Miiverse mods are. It's just another example of how backwards Nintendo is when it comes to online. Hentai is allowed, but the word Coke isn't. I get mass flagged by a troll and posts from 2013 get deleted.

I have a confession to make: I am actually Marq.

lol this guy

helios

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=169318782&postcount=192

Quote from: Gonzo The Great
Ah yes, the old "taking it seriously" card.

This thread was made to highlight how stupid the Miiverse mods are. It's just another example of how backwards Nintendo is when it comes to online. Hentai is allowed, but the word Coke isn't. I get mass flagged by a troll and posts from 2013 get deleted.

I have a confession to make: I am actually Marq.

lol this guy



What a roller coaster of emotion
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Kara

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Je suis Marq.

toku

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that tag

Joe Molotov

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That fucking Gonzo thread is gold.  :lol Wasn't this the same dude who got so emotionally invested over the fact Jynx from Pokemon didn't get a stupid Mega form? I recalled he like written 5 or so damn paragraphs about it.
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VomKriege

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That fucking Gonzo thread is gold.  :lol Wasn't this the same dude who got so emotionally invested over the fact Jynx from Pokemon didn't get a stupid Mega form? I recalled he like written 5 or so damn paragraphs about it.

Incredibly it will turn first in Google with "Gonzo Jynx Mega", even before porn links  :cop

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=85744411&postcount=1006

I'm on the verge of breaking down in front of random strangers on a video game forum. I feel like crying myself to sleep, and I have an abundant amount of sleeping pills to ease me through the pain. I was always bullied as a child for liking Jynx more than popular Pokémon like Charizard and Blastoise. My classmates would routinely mock me for using such an ugly Pokémon, and the inflammatory remarks still continue online to this day. The vitriol worsened when civil rights advocates began drawing comparisons between Jynx and blackface; she was labeled by many as a mere racial stereotype, when I knew in my heart that Jynx was deserving of a more gracious reputation. Websites like IGN constantly ridicule poor Jynx for being badly designed, most likely because of her controversial roots, or maybe because she wears clothing. Pokémon that aren't based on animals are usually the most criticized within the fandom, and Jynx is certainly no exception.

 :dolezal

Mega Jynx will be waving her hips and patiently waiting for my arrival.

 :crazy
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Kara

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Sounds like he's... jinxed. :letsfukk

Atramental

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What in the loving fuck...

Shaka Khan

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While we were bullied for liking Pokemon, Gonzo was being bullied by other Pokemon fans for liking Jynx over Charizard and Blastoise.  :goty

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VomKriege

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While we were bullied for liking Pokemon, Gonzo was being bullied by other Pokemon fans for liking Jynx over Charizard and Blastoise.  :goty

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Well, obviously. He's the alter ego of Marq  :smug
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Kara

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Is Gonzo Marq's bad dream, or is Marq Gonzo's? :ohhh

helios

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Gonzo is the Narrator, Marq is the one who makes soap

helios

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1068217

I hope this leads to some changes

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VomKriege

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Rahxephon91

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Killzone 2 really is'nt a bad game.

The focus on cover and weighty movement makes for an ok game.

Killzone is an ok series.

Kara

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VomKriege

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Killzone 2 really is'nt a bad game.

The focus on cover and weighty movement makes for an ok game.

Killzone is an ok series.

I had fun with the KZ2 multi (SP I just stopped pretty quickly. Not fun to play in retrospect.) but I'm sorry it's ridiculous to use those fucking 200 pixels wide GIFs as a supreme argument in 2015.

All the more since it gives me flashbacks of that GAF phase where everyone put mustaches and solid eyes in their avatar :kobeyuck
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Eel O'Brian

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the infamous beanies on every avatar were the best :lol
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Am_I_Anonymous

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« Last Edit: June 21, 2015, 08:41:18 PM by Am_I_Anonymous »
YMMV

Kara

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The worst thing about Killzonemania was people retroactively trying to say the first game was anything but :trash.

VomKriege

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Him not worthy Sony.
Sony good.


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=169338412&postcount=20

Astroturfing leading to devolution confirmed.
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Am_I_Anonymous

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http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1068232

:snoop

"Joke"

:ufup

I hate to quote myself but read this fucking thing guys. Seriously.
YMMV

VomKriege

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http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1068232

:snoop

"Joke"

:ufup

I hate to quote myself but read this fucking thing guys. Seriously.

I actually chuckled in good faith at a terrisus post. For shame.
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zomgee

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http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1068074&page=1

People up in arms over Jake Lloyd shaming.

People are going to get banned over Jake Lloyd shaming.
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Kara

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Jansen

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While we were bullied for liking Pokemon, Gonzo was being bullied by other Pokemon fans for liking Jynx over Charizard and Blastoise.  :goty

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lol that became obvious to me when i looked at their thread creation history

Jansen

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http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1068074&page=1

People up in arms over Jake Lloyd shaming.

People are going to get banned over Jake Lloyd shaming.



holy shit this is depressing

nachobro

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Him not worthy Sony.
Sony good.


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=169338412&postcount=20

Astroturfing leading to devolution confirmed.
dumb biaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaach

oh wait, nevermind


parallax

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The worst thing about Killzonemania was people retroactively trying to say the first game was anything but :trash.

i liked the first killzone. My only problem is that the enemies were too much of bullet sponges. And rico not shutting up.

I'm a Puppy!

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nudemacusers

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=169318782&postcount=192

Quote from: Gonzo The Great
Ah yes, the old "taking it seriously" card.

This thread was made to highlight how stupid the Miiverse mods are. It's just another example of how backwards Nintendo is when it comes to online. Hentai is allowed, but the word Coke isn't. I get mass flagged by a troll and posts from 2013 get deleted.

I have a confession to make: I am actually Marq.
lol this guy

note that he dodges the 'how old are you, you pathetic loser' question :heh
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nudemacusers

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killzone 2 was fun multiplayer and a dog-fuck boring campaign. at least until they fucked up the multiplayer by tweaking shit constantly and not capping player counts.
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thisismyusername

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Nah, Killzone 2 was top-to-bottom shit.

That input lag. Those maps, them spawns.

benjipwns

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That input lag.
It's not lag, it's realistic aiming that requires skill just like real life.

Or at least was, until they nerfed it due to all the cod xbots.

nudemacusers

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Nah, Killzone 2 was top-to-bottom shit.

That input lag. Those maps, them spawns.
you say input lag, I say a design decision to bring the emotional weight of war to the forefront of a player's mind. the guns don't feel heavy, they emote heavily. the inputs are not lagged, they are deteriorated.
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Purrp Skirrp

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All this Killzone talk got me questioning my hype for Horizon :larry

VomKriege

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Still the best FPS where you play a really small midget, tho.
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thisismyusername

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That input lag.
It's not lag, it's realistic aiming that requires skill just like real life.

Or at least was, until they nerfed it due to all the cod xbots.

Nah, Killzone 2 was top-to-bottom shit.

That input lag. Those maps, them spawns.
you say input lag, I say a design decision to bring the emotional weight of war to the forefront of a player's mind. the guns don't feel heavy, they emote heavily. the inputs are not lagged, they are deteriorated.

Sure, bros. "Weight intentional" or, as everyone knows: Input lag. Either way, shit sucked and made the multiplayer worse. You basically had to predict where the other person going to go if you wanted to keep an accurate bead on them.

All this Killzone talk got me questioning my hype for Horizon :larry

So long as Horizon has Killzone 3's controls, you'll be fine. The major problem with Killzone is:

-It's boring as shit.

Nazi's in space would work, if you could care about the war. I couldn't, even when I forced myself through KZ, KZ2, KZ:PSP/top-down, and KZ:Mercenaries. Like barely any of the characters are likable or worth rooting for. Rico in KZ2 was notable for making me want to shoot him every chance I could get. That takes some serious writing to make me hate a character wayyyyy before their shit heel turn is revealed.

I think the major problem with Horizon is:

-Monster Hunter clone

But so long as it fixes the camera problem that Monster Hunter has (it seems like it did in the preview *knock on wood?*) you'll be fine.

Kara

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I loved the Helghast turncoat on your squad in KZ1. Very erudite.


El Babua

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Killzone 2 :rejoice

Killzone 3 :trash

So long as Guerilla actually listens to the people they pay to write the lore/story, I think Horizon can be pretty good considering the creative staff they accumulated.

nudemacusers

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Sure, bros. "Weight intentional" or, as everyone knows: Input lag. Either way, shit sucked and made the multiplayer worse. You basically had to predict where the other person going to go if you wanted to keep an accurate bead on them.

just like in real life :uguu

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El Babua

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Now that I think about it, Killzone 2's MP is a great allegory of WW1. Rushing headfirst into a worthless objective only to get blown up over and over hoping you would live long enough through the chaos, struggling to turn as the weight you bear is the weight of powerful empires.

Genius.

I'm a Puppy!

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=169357747&postcount=66

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Vulvarai, Opiate's aping your style and doing it badly.
You need to set the amateur in place.
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nudemacusers

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the input delay reinforces the modern friction of warfare, as you are subconsciously aware that each of the actions being performed are being transmitted through a mediator from the safety of a digital interface, not unlike how our politicians can direct ground forces in combat. as you press fire, for a brief moment, you are not even sure if Sev will fire his gun, yet invariably he follows 'orders'. people talk about flower, heavy rain, uncharted, littlebigplanet, uncharted 2, the order, driveclub, uncharted 3, metal gear solid 4, demons' souls, bloodborne, god of war 3, god of war ascension, beyond two souls, siren blood curse, and the god of war remakes as examples of 'games as art', but killzone 2 is doing something completely different and unique with the premise of videogames themselves.
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I liked Resistance 1, felt like a pc shooter from the early 00's.

Killzone 2 was feggin' shite though.

Kara

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=169357747&postcount=66

 :expert :nintendo :iface
Vulvarai, Opiate's aping your style and doing it badly.
You need to set the amateur in place.

Please, like I'd capitalize god.

thisismyusername

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the input delay reinforces the modern friction of warfare, as you are subconsciously aware that each of the actions being performed are being transmitted through a mediator from the safety of a digital interface, not unlike how our politicians can direct ground forces in combat. as you press fire, for a brief moment, you are not even sure if Sev will fire his gun, yet invariably he follows 'orders'. people talk about flower, heavy rain, uncharted, littlebigplanet, uncharted 2, the order, driveclub, uncharted 3, metal gear solid 4, demons' souls, bloodborne, god of war 3, god of war ascension, beyond two souls, siren blood curse, and the god of war remakes as examples of 'games as art', but killzone 2 is doing something completely different and unique with the premise of videogames themselves.

 :iface

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I see you, with this light troll speel.  :preach
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OnlyRegret

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Haha
At the beginning they thought she was no match for Apple.
They thought wrong.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1068043

Kara

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Haha
At the beginning they thought she was no match for Apple.
They thought wrong.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1068043

Sheesh, nothing? That's less than Apple paid to employ children in factories.

OnlyRegret

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Fortunately, Taylor saved the day.

benjipwns

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Is Taylor the ruthless and efficient tyrant we'll need when the dark times come?  :ohhh

toku

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Is Taylor the ruthless and efficient tyrant we'll need when the dark times come?  :ohhh

Well she was raised by parents that were both involved in the financial industry iirc so

:yeshrug

Take My Breh Away

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1068219&page=5

Sony stanleys screaming that MS are lying about the status of Phantom Dust and they cancelled it four months after it was removed from the original dev. Despite being the ones screaming that The Last Guardian was never cancelled for seven years.

 :what


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The leaked vertical slice was fucking atrocious and the fact that first studio had sketchy finances already makes me wonder how the fuck that studio got Phantom Dust in the first place
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