Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt  (Read 6306132 times)

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Momo

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benjipwns

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Joe Molotov

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sarslip

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=125765351&postcount=58

Someone's fapped to that. (Both the Splatoon fanart and the cookie pic)

please dont ruin Splatoon for me, looking forward  :-X

Squiddy

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I like Splatoon because it's fun and reminds me of my username C|:-)=O?=:
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Atramental

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 :american :usacry

Kara

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Or just making fun of his messy break-up?

Then why didn't you put "My ex" on that sign?

As for your other output I can't say I'm a fan, no. I would describe it as George Grosz-like but the grotesque caricature has nothing worthwhile to say.

You have a good eye for line, though. With some work on your color and texture your vacuous shock imagery might at least look a sight better than the kitsch caricature I could get drawn at Venice Beach for a few bucks.

nudemacusers

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=125985341#post125985341

my generation was just ethered :fbm

(completely accurate tho)
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Sman

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Or just making fun of his messy break-up?

Then why didn't you put "My ex" on that sign?

As for your other output I can't say I'm a fan, no. I would describe it as George Grosz-like but the grotesque caricature has nothing worthwhile to say.

You have a good eye for line, though. With some work on your color and texture your vacuous shock imagery might at least look a sight better than the kitsch caricature I could get drawn at Venice Beach for a few bucks.

Concision matters more to me. Catering to hypersensitive folks is counterproductive, particularly when GAF is concerned.

Those are freebies. If you want something more to your refined Polish tastes, by all means, pay someone else to do it.

thisismyusername

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=125985341#post125985341

my generation was just ethered :fbm

(completely accurate tho)

Eh, looking at the OP it's word vomit for "please stop your notifications and go out and be wild one day" which is a "NO SHIT, REALLY?" preposition.  :-\ Do people really need to be told they can go walking down the street one day and be late with the world not falling?

jakefromstatefarm

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Everything was going so smoothly in the prostitution thread, until:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=125989232#post125989232


StealthFan

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Phoenix Dark

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Kara

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Concision matters more to me. Catering to hypersensitive folks is counterproductive, particularly when GAF is concerned.

Those are freebies. If you want something more to your refined Polish tastes, by all means, pay someone else to do it.

That your choice of words was interpreted literally ("Wait, bishoptl opposes child support?") instead of what you meant (lol bishoptl is touchy about his messy breakup) would seem demonstrative that you weren't being concise.

Having read the explanatory notes for your other work, I think you assume a certain level of familiarity with your subjects that isn't there. (I just thought the E. coli reference was a "clever" metaphor; it's a strong organism (in that it's pervasive and adaptable) but no one likes it.)

Sman

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My two personal issues with the pic is a color screw-up (visible with bright smartphone LCDs) and I wasn't even concise enough, particularly with the gay comment that would have worked much better with "No Homo", refering directly to a ridiculous bishop thread. Aside from that, no other issues.

Nah, the two things you have to remember is that those are caricatures of nobodies from gaming forums and they're visual representations of things you say about the same people in a locker room/chatroom/forum/bar. They're there for a quick laugh. Take it or leave it.

Phoenix Dark

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they usually make me laugh Sman, keep it up.
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Kara

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My two personal issues with the pic is a color screw-up (visible with bright smartphone LCDs) and I wasn't even concise enough, particularly with the gay comment that would have worked much better with "No Homo", refering directly to a ridiculous bishop thread. Aside from that, no other issues.

Nah, the two things you have to remember is that those are caricatures of nobodies from gaming forums and they're visual representations of things you say about the same people in a locker room/chatroom/forum/bar. They're there for a quick laugh. Take it or leave it.

I thought the gay sign was a reference to him being one of the first mods to start banning people for using gay as an disparaging adjective. :goty2

The artist is often misunderstood in their time. :yeshrug

Sman

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Thanks, PD.

I was tempted to draw Raban a few months ago, but I was unsure how Raban would have taken it. Sometimes, I do stop myself.

My two personal issues with the pic is a color screw-up (visible with bright smartphone LCDs) and I wasn't even concise enough, particularly with the gay comment that would have worked much better with "No Homo", refering directly to a ridiculous bishop thread. Aside from that, no other issues.

Nah, the two things you have to remember is that those are caricatures of nobodies from gaming forums and they're visual representations of things you say about the same people in a locker room/chatroom/forum/bar. They're there for a quick laugh. Take it or leave it.

I thought the gay sign was a reference to him being one of the first mods to start banning people for using gay as an disparaging adjective. :goty2

The artist is often misunderstood in their time. :yeshrug

No, the gay sign was meant along those lines, but I thought "No homo" could encompass that while still refering to a specific thread while still being shorter. Hat trick opportunity missed.

Ideally, I prefer doodles with no writing of any kind.
« Last Edit: August 18, 2014, 07:00:24 PM by Sman »

headwalk

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sman, can you dump a collection of your masterworks in here? as much as i enjoy the surprise every time one resurfaces, i owe them to my grandchildren.
« Last Edit: August 18, 2014, 07:11:29 PM by headwalk »

Sman

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The bulk of it is OA-related, there are over a hundred and of no interest to most people here

GAF/Bore stuff? It's easier, but a few are missing:

http://i.imgur.com/OTBALGx.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/wEnGxws.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/fXpYNG7.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/wEnGxws.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/AXlM7ZS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/4KpfxkQ.jpg

headwalk

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The bulk of it is OA-related, there are over a hundred and of no interest to most people here

GAF/Bore stuff? It's easier, but a few are missing:

http://i.imgur.com/OTBALGx.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/wEnGxws.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/fXpYNG7.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/wEnGxws.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/AXlM7ZS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/4KpfxkQ.jpg

i feel like we're missing out. do you have a buy out clause on your contract?

Sman

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Nope.  :D

But drawing for the Bore is trickier. I feel it's halfway between GAF and OA so I am more restricted in what I can do. Aside from the big shots here, I don't know many of the lesser posters here so my pool of targets is more limited too.

GAF is too big and impersonal nowadays and posting, just like drawing for them, is like walking on eggshells. I don't like it.

Squiddy

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Nope.  :D

But drawing for the Bore is trickier. I feel it's halfway between GAF and OA so I am more restricted in what I can do. Aside from the big shots here, I don't know many of the lesser posters here so my pool of targets is more limited too.

GAF is too big and impersonal nowadays and posting, just like drawing for them, is like walking on eggshells. I don't like it.

You never did draw anything for me.
I guess I was never as hated as Devolution  :'(
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Atramental

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Oh, I just remembered this:



My attempt at an Sman-esque comic.  :noah

Did this right around the time of the Prometheus movie hype-train and when Opiate was hovering over the GirlGAF thread.

meeb

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The bulk of it is OA-related, there are over a hundred and of no interest to most people here

GAF/Bore stuff? It's easier, but a few are missing:

http://i.imgur.com/OTBALGx.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/wEnGxws.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/fXpYNG7.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/wEnGxws.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/AXlM7ZS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/4KpfxkQ.jpg

These are hilarious.

demi

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Now I see what Atra's Art Director was talking about
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Atramental

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 :'(

edit: I'm not an illustrator though.  :yeshrug
« Last Edit: August 18, 2014, 08:40:58 PM by Atramental »

StealthFan

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That Himu :sabu
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thisismyusername

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Nope.  :D

But drawing for the Bore is trickier. I feel it's halfway between GAF and OA so I am more restricted in what I can do. Aside from the big shots here, I don't know many of the lesser posters here so my pool of targets is more limited too.

GAF is too big and impersonal nowadays and posting, just like drawing for them, is like walking on eggshells. I don't like it.

You never did draw anything for me.
I guess I was never as hated as Devolution  :'(

Nobody wants to draw you because we all think you're dead. You should take the hint.

Atramental

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I can draw you, Squiddy.

You probably won't want to show your face here ever again once I post this drawing, though...

Squiddy

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I can draw you, Squiddy. (Image removed from quote.)

You probably won't want to show your face here ever again once I post this drawing, though...

I can live without the drawing  :P
I can rely on you not wanting to do unpaid work  :-*
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Atramental

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 :larry

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draw him like one of your french girls  :shaq
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Atramental

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More like.... draw him as if he was trapped inside of a Turkish prison that was filled with men that hadn't seen pussy in a decade or so.

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Jesus. That's some dark shit.
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^^^sounds like a gaf white knight thread
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Phoenix Dark

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Kara

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Jesus. That's some dark shit.
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oh my god :rofl

Atramental

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Kara, do you ever wonder what Carl Jung would say about you if you had multiple therapy sessions with him?

I do, with myself, sometimes.   :larry

Kara

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Kara, do you ever wonder what Carl Jung would say about you if you had multiple therapy sessions with him?

I do, with myself, sometimes.   :larry

"Der Junge ist fucked up, all that's left ist Gott im Himmel." :beli

(I feel like we'd be able to work together as he mediates so much of his theory through cultural expression / symbols and I mediate my life through consumed media, but I don't sleep a lot ergo I don't dream a lot so the unconscious mind stuff would be wasted.)

I could deffo go for some 1 on 1 with Viktor Frankl atm doe. :noah

Real talk: I'd love to read every file kept on me by a mental health practitioner. I bet 2 or 3 of them literally end with, "for god's sake fuck this shit." :heh

Joe Molotov

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Kara

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« Last Edit: August 19, 2014, 12:37:31 AM by bluemax »
NO

Momo

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http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=163650231

I hope this takes off and OP gets annihilated :lawd

Squiddy

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Brehthren, this is why Smash Bros is GOTY.
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StealthFan

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b-b-b-but the character!!! You see Samus is a woman of great character and,
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etiolate

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full suit > zero suit

in cosplay too

Momo

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I get bullied by western social justice bullies on twitter every day. They oppose my kawaiiness, you guys know not the pain. Check your privilege senpais :'(

Kara

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Rahxephon91

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I don't know whats more funny. The fact that he thinks people commentating on the pretty sexist issue in video games are bullies or the fact that he thinks they are actually affecting Japanese games. To the point that he is clearly worried about it and them taking away/changing his video games.

I do know whats sad though. That people agreed with him.

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social justice bullies? pretty sure that's a punk band
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bork

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I can't believe there's an 11 page thread over a character getting a sports bra and some shorts.

...

Wait, yes I can.
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Shaka Khan

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"Costume was completed thanks to the determination of a fellow female designer..."

Unzip

bork

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=126085277&postcount=514

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It's funny. I made these a while back when people were complaining about the zero suit and people thought they were better:

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Since they started so late in development, I wonder if this had any influence.

 :smug :smug :smug
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brob

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performance wear samus is a huge step up from zero suit samus imo

If they got around to fixing her waif stature I'd be even happier. (huge af scan of Samus from the Super Metroid manual)

benjipwns

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I don't know, now that I've seen her skin and especially her belly button, it's like there's no mystery anymore. Nothing to discover that everybody else already hasn't seen.