1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[El Babua]

Is it the same tc taco moblin?

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If so, come out and play bb. 

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[thisismyusername]

Ronito, you bastard... 

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Totally read it as "dyes" and was like "Oh my god, if this is an unintentional typo..." 

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[Momo]

Ronito, you bastard... 

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Totally read it as "dyes" and was like "Oh my god, if this is an unintentional typo..." 

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:'(

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[Kara]

Ring ring ring ring homo-phone

[Momo]

Ring ring ring ring homo-phone

Hello, this is momo, homeowner extraordinaire

[nudemacusers]

Ring ring ring ring homo-phone

all of thebore answers excitedly at once 

[nudemacusers]

I have no idea.

Is it the same tc taco moblin?

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If so, come out and play bb. 

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I don't think he stays up this late.

[Great Rumbler]

Ronito, you bastard... 

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Totally read it as "dyes" and was like "Oh my god, if this is an unintentional typo..." 

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Pretty solid proof that people don't read an OP beyond the title, and probably don't understand what the thread is about anyway.

[king of the internet]

Secret Moblin please start posting, precious. Stop lurking like a creep.

Good thread, Ronito. 

[I'm a Puppy!]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=128402060#post128402060



edit: dying at the guys in there like, "id destroy 17 year olds "

But they would destroy 17 year olds

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On Xbox live

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[nudemacusers]

"I'd destroy that teenager" = "please, please someone, anyone, please fuck me. pleeaaasseeee"  :'(

[Joe Molotov]

"Bubububu 17 year olds are legal in Australia/Cambodia/Nigeria/Alabama just look at this Wikipedia link/suspiciously detailed infographic/NAMBLA report."

[Atramental]

"Thanks to all the porn I watch, I would blow a teen girl's mind with my sexual prowess." 

[octopushover]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=128434409&postcount=118

I wouldn't want a relationship or marriage either if I were still in love with someone I've known since I was 12.

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=128434409&postcount=118

I wouldn't want a relationship or marriage either if I were still in love with someone I've known since I was 12.

Maybe I'm immature but that broken english + the content slays me. 


"When i had 12 years old people start joking with me by saying that i love a girl in my school witch it's not true."

[Dennis]

Age 15 in progressive Scandinavia.

Non-stop teen orgies here. Deal with it SJWs. 

[Phoenix Dark]

Even if it was legal, why would you want to fuck a 15-16 year old? Yes I have seen girls that age who look grown, and lord knows my cousin is in that realm which gives me some heartburn since she's basically a little sister to me (I don't have any sisters). But it doesn't take 5 minutes in her company to know she's a kid. And her friends are the exact same. That alone should kill the mere idea of sexual shit IMO. This is someone who can't drive, giggles at random shit, loves kid movies, doesn't read anything...nah.

[nachobro]

Even if it was legal, why would you want to fuck a 15-16 year old? Yes I have seen girls that age who look grown, and lord knows my cousin is in that realm which gives me some heartburn since she's basically a little sister to me (I don't have any sisters). But it doesn't take 5 minutes in her company to know she's a kid. And her friends are the exact same. That alone should kill the mere idea of sexual shit IMO. This is someone who can't drive, giggles at random shit, loves kid movies, doesn't read anything...nah.

aka a neogaffer

[Steve Contra]

Oh god if we've gotten to the point where we're discussing legal ages in various countries let's fucking douse this thread with gasoline and burn the whole thing down and vow we won't ever discuss it again.

[Your Stalker]

This is someone who giggles at random shit, loves kid movies, doesn't read anything...nah.

sounds like the average college student to me

[Squiddy]

Even if it was legal, why would you want to fuck a 15-16 year old? Yes I have seen girls that age who look grown, and lord knows my cousin is in that realm which gives me some heartburn since she's basically a little sister to me (I don't have any sisters). But it doesn't take 5 minutes in her company to know she's a kid. And her friends are the exact same. That alone should kill the mere idea of sexual shit IMO. This is someone who can't drive, giggles at random shit, loves kid movies, doesn't read anything...nah.

Eh, it all depends on how old you are.
Are you telling me you've never been 16 and fucked a 16 year old?

[Take My Breh Away]

Even if it was legal, why would you want to fuck a 15-16 year old? Yes I have seen girls that age who look grown, and lord knows my cousin is in that realm which gives me some heartburn since she's basically a little sister to me (I don't have any sisters). But it doesn't take 5 minutes in her company to know she's a kid. And her friends are the exact same. That alone should kill the mere idea of sexual shit IMO. This is someone who can't drive, giggles at random shit, loves kid movies, doesn't read anything...nah.

Eh, it all depends on how old you are.
Are you telling me you've never been 16 and fucked a 16 year old?

Admit to statutory rape for bragging rights, brehs

[Momo]

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[Steve Contra]

[Phoenix Dark]

this page has made me miss devo

[Shaka Khan]

Age 15 in progressive Scandinavia.

Non-stop teen orgies here. Deal with it SJWs. 

Not to mention, beastiality. Deal with it animal rights groups. 

[Squiddy]

I too miss Devolution.
There is such a thing as too many sausages.

[ToxicAdam]

this page has made me miss devo

Is there anything unfunny and uptight I could say that would replace her?

[Dennis]

Even if it was legal, why would you want to fuck a 15-16 year old? Yes I have seen girls that age who look grown, and lord knows my cousin is in that realm which gives me some heartburn since she's basically a little sister to me (I don't have any sisters). But it doesn't take 5 minutes in her company to know she's a kid. And her friends are the exact same. That alone should kill the mere idea of sexual shit IMO. This is someone who can't drive, giggles at random shit, loves kid movies, doesn't read anything...nah.

Eh, it all depends on how old you are.
Are you telling me you've never been 16 and fucked a 16 year old?

Admit to statutory rape for bragging rights, brehs

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Squiddy is Swedish isn't he? A 16 year old fucking a 16 year old is extremely common Scandinavian countries. And of course perfectly legal and accepted.

[Momo]

this page has made me miss devo

Agreed. Sonic gifs are discusting.

Hey, I spoilered it for a reason

[Momo]

I know I should my team has had an interesting time so far so I certainly have stuff to say. Been pre-occupied of late.

[Squiddy]

Even if it was legal, why would you want to fuck a 15-16 year old? Yes I have seen girls that age who look grown, and lord knows my cousin is in that realm which gives me some heartburn since she's basically a little sister to me (I don't have any sisters). But it doesn't take 5 minutes in her company to know she's a kid. And her friends are the exact same. That alone should kill the mere idea of sexual shit IMO. This is someone who can't drive, giggles at random shit, loves kid movies, doesn't read anything...nah.

Eh, it all depends on how old you are.
Are you telling me you've never been 16 and fucked a 16 year old?

Admit to statutory rape for bragging rights, brehs

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Squiddy is Swedish isn't he? A 16 year old fucking a 16 year old is extremely common Scandinavian countries. And of course perfectly legal and accepted.

I keep forgetting that Murricans rule the internet.

[Shaka Khan]

this page has made me miss devo

Is there anything unfunny and uptight I could say that would replace her?

 

[doctavius bonbon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=128402060#post128402060



edit: dying at the guys in there like, "id destroy 17 year olds "

the ephebophilia semantics have already begun i see.

[Kara]

You assume it was just for that and not a combination of things.

[Himu]

this page has made me miss devo

Really? You're half the reason she left.

[Momo]

I swear to baby Jesus if you guys are going to start bitching at each other more, I'll leave too and curse you all to be stuck with squiddy forever.

[etiolate]

WHAT YOU DO PD

WHAT YOU DO

[Kara]

I swear to baby Jesus if you guys are going to start bitching at each other more, I'll leave too and curse you all to be stuck with squiddy forever.

Imagine Squiddy trying to troll himself on an empty forum.

[Rufus]

this page has made me miss devo

Really? You're half the reason she left.

One of two that's out in the open doesn't make him half the reason.

My money is on a few 'lovely' PMs.

[Phoenix Dark]

this page has made me miss devo

Really? You're half the reason she left.

She told you that?

I didn't want to Fresh Prince her but it had to be done.

[parallax]

this page has made me miss devo

Really? You're half the reason she left.

She told you that?

I didn't want to Fresh Prince her but it had to be done.

fresh prince?

[Dennis]

Devo is gone?

I hadn't noticed.

[nachobro]

Oh no where will we find another obnoxious, mouthy broad on the internet?

[Your Stalker]

I swear to baby Jesus if you guys are going to start bitching at each other more, I'll leave too and curse you all to be stuck with squiddy forever.

The plan was to pay you to kill Squiddy so you'd have to go into hiding for the rest of your life.

[Momo]

I was just going to take a short vacation, you act like the police would even make an effort. 

[Squiddy]

Ya'll crack me up.
Us borians gotta stick together tho, PD is the mastermind pitting us all against one another.

First he came for Devo, who knows who he will take out his rage out on next.

[Take My Breh Away]

That also implies someone would care about Squiddy enough to go to the police.

[Mr. Nobody]

this page has made me miss devo

Really? You're half the reason she left.

She told you that?

I didn't want to Fresh Prince her but it had to be done.

fresh prince?

Unless the reference goes deeper, I'm assuming

[Steve Youngblood]

There was a poster here who went by the alias Fresh Prince. I don't believe said poster was actually Will Smith, but he was primarily active before my time here.

[Steve Contra]

Fresh Prince was the originator of the "take it to pms or I'll tear you apart" newsfeed item during his meltdown. 

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=28125.msg1355227#msg1355227


I wasn't even being serious until he caught feelings. 

[CatsCatsCats]

Wait so Devo is gone now from some drama in here? God damn it, there's never gonna be a Potland bore meet up :'(


*Portland, I guess.

But really, 

[Kara]

I guess I wasn't explicit enough, it wasn't a Fresh Prince thing.

[Steve Contra]

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=28125.msg1355227#msg1355227


I wasn't even being serious until he caught feelings. 

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=28125.msg1356055#msg1356055

[CatsCatsCats]

What page do I go to see what happened with Devo?

[Joe Molotov]

Get buttdevastated over Cheebs and Ron Paul.

[Steve Contra]

Ron Paul has used 2 digital marques of reprisal on this forum so far.

[CatsCatsCats]

What page do I go to see what happened with Devo?

you mean what hasn't already happened a thousand times before? 

[etiolate]

Not everyone can have balls as big as mine.

#SolidarityWithJoan