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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9363 on: September 26, 2014, 11:31:34 AM »
How can you have a fetish for something that you have no experience with?
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9364 on: September 26, 2014, 11:36:09 AM »
How can you have a fetish for something that you have no experience with?


We all did when we were 13 brah....
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9365 on: September 26, 2014, 11:36:23 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=131707937&postcount=151

Yeah. Ok.

None of this is a modern phenomenon, ronito
Neither is shoving an octopus up your ass but I'm still gonna call it weird
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« Reply #9366 on: September 26, 2014, 11:48:45 AM »
How can you have a fetish for something that you have no experience with?


We all did when we were 13 brah....

Yes, but getting horny is instinctual whereas wanting to swallowed by a giant furry is just never going to happen.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9367 on: September 26, 2014, 12:06:06 PM »
I saw that custom title exchange Himu :mjlol: That dude wants your blood.
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« Reply #9368 on: September 26, 2014, 12:11:48 PM »
I saw that custom title exchange Himu :mjlol: That dude wants your blood.

Why's he so mad tho
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9370 on: September 26, 2014, 12:18:32 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=131707937&postcount=151



Airtight logic right here.

I'm struggling as to how a large furry woman swallowing someone can be considered hot or even tepid....
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« Reply #9371 on: September 26, 2014, 12:26:05 PM »
I'm struggling as to how a large furry woman swallowing someone can be considered hot or even tepid....

Well warm blooded animals usually have warm mouths. :heh

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9372 on: September 26, 2014, 12:34:07 PM »

I'm struggling as to how a large furry woman swallowing someone can be considered hot or even tepid....

It's not. It's just someone struggling for attention and identity.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9373 on: September 26, 2014, 12:48:30 PM »
I honestly don't know where this stuff even gets started.
Look I get fetishes like people who are into exhibitionism, or group sex or BBC (if you're sorta gay). I can even sorta stretch my mind and maybe see where someone might become a furry but it takes a serious mind bend. But this sorta stuff? I mean how do you even get to thinking that stuff?
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« Reply #9374 on: September 26, 2014, 12:51:41 PM »
I cannot wait for academia to examine the origins of vore myself.

Imagine the paper titles you'll be able to find in JSTOR. :lawd

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9375 on: September 26, 2014, 12:53:58 PM »
I'm willing to bet furry shit comes from one too many Disney movies as a child

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« Reply #9376 on: September 26, 2014, 12:54:19 PM »
I cannot wait for academia to examine the origins of vore myself.

Imagine the paper titles you'll be able to find in JSTOR. :lawd

Here is a classic example of making something easy to discuss substantially more difficult.

Guy is weird, wonder why he likes to be swallowed....that's all that needs to be said.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9377 on: September 26, 2014, 12:56:44 PM »
I'm willing to bet furry shit comes from one too many Disney movies as a child
Maybe they just really wanted a pet, and when their parents denied them they really wanted a pet :'(
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9378 on: September 26, 2014, 12:57:48 PM »
people are weird :yeshrug

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« Reply #9379 on: September 26, 2014, 01:08:01 PM »
I'm willing to bet furry shit comes from one too many Disney movies as a child
Maybe they just really wanted a pet, and when their parents denied them they really wanted a pet :'(

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9380 on: September 26, 2014, 01:17:13 PM »
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9381 on: September 26, 2014, 01:21:34 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=131759666&postcount=37

:umad

But he is right though. Nolan is shit at directing action (see: Inception) but you can find those kind of non-connection "flaws" in most action movies.

Also, you should know that Dark Knight Returns > Dark Knight > Batman Begins

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9382 on: September 26, 2014, 01:25:14 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=131759666&postcount=37

:umad

But he is right though. Nolan is shit at directing action (see: Inception) but you can find those kind of non-connection "flaws" in most action movies.

Also, you should know that Dark Knight Returns > Dark Knight > Batman Begins
The Dark Knight Rises was so good people can't even remember the title of the movie.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9383 on: September 26, 2014, 01:35:27 PM »
i have long suspected that some people just invent fetishes and try to deliberately condition themselves to have them.
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« Reply #9384 on: September 26, 2014, 01:46:39 PM »

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« Reply #9385 on: September 26, 2014, 01:47:01 PM »
i have long suspected that some people just invent fetishes and try to deliberately condition themselves to have them.
Man it's like you read my mind.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9387 on: September 26, 2014, 01:58:37 PM »
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/oh-no-lame-ass-nas-stans-revisit-droog-is-not-nas-lets-talk-about-how-losersish-you-losers-are.253047/


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I don't get it. Explain it to as if I were a child. A white child.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9388 on: September 26, 2014, 02:03:04 PM »
Oh I thought it was a specific-poster callout in traditional coli style or something.
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/oh-no-lame-ass-nas-stans-revisit-droog-is-not-nas-lets-talk-about-how-losersish-you-losers-are.253047/


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I don't get it. Explain it to as if I were a child. A white child.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9389 on: September 26, 2014, 02:06:14 PM »
Oh I thought it was a specific-poster callout in traditional coli style or something.
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/oh-no-lame-ass-nas-stans-revisit-droog-is-not-nas-lets-talk-about-how-losersish-you-losers-are.253047/


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I don't get it. Explain it to as if I were a child. A white child.

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You're like the father I never had :brazilcry

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9390 on: September 26, 2014, 02:08:12 PM »
Who is this Nas person? And why is he named after network-attached storage?

I refuse to believe someone outside North America has ever heard of him.

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« Reply #9391 on: September 26, 2014, 02:10:26 PM »
Who is this Nas person? And why is he named after network-attached storage?

I refuse to believe someone outside North America has ever heard of him.

Nas is a guy who use to be an awesome hip hop artist who had a musically inclined but fucked up father. He use to be the man (see Illmatic) and then went all andre3000 on us and now just belts out terrible music and tells people to deal with his platinum albums.

He also once ethered a camel which is the source of most of his props.




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« Reply #9392 on: September 26, 2014, 02:12:45 PM »
The more you know indeed.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9393 on: September 26, 2014, 02:21:07 PM »
In my humble opinion this guy shits all over NAS


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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9394 on: September 26, 2014, 03:06:28 PM »
People always picking on my man Nasir Jones because he had a bad father and is autistic
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9395 on: September 26, 2014, 03:08:06 PM »
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=131782970

:dead

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wonder if he'll get a week off for resembling a misogynistic racist?
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9396 on: September 26, 2014, 03:32:09 PM »
People always picking on my man Nasir Jones because he had a bad father and is autistic
and has a really annoying stanbase

Walt writes editorials now on some blog,had one on Ferguson a while back, pretty good



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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9399 on: September 26, 2014, 03:57:34 PM »
The Coli meets its white, less hip, cousin.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9400 on: September 26, 2014, 04:02:32 PM »
The price of humor Phoenix  :goty2

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9401 on: September 26, 2014, 04:04:51 PM »
:dead

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9402 on: September 26, 2014, 04:05:04 PM »
The price of humor Phoenix  :goty2

dont tell me he got banned over that post


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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9404 on: September 26, 2014, 04:09:22 PM »
The price of humor Phoenix  :goty2

dont tell me he got banned over that post

Probably by bishop too  :hitler

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9405 on: September 26, 2014, 04:11:04 PM »
Of course it was that balding spook.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9406 on: September 26, 2014, 04:13:48 PM »
Black-on-Black violence  :flabbypd
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9407 on: September 26, 2014, 04:18:47 PM »
A thread about licking cheeto dust off your fingers :what Bottom of the barrel level shit right there. You can find better conversation on IGN's Vestibule ffs
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9408 on: September 26, 2014, 04:20:34 PM »
I can't remember the last time I had Cheetos? Maybe HS?

GAF upholding the gamer stereotypes as always lol.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9409 on: September 26, 2014, 04:24:18 PM »

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9410 on: September 26, 2014, 04:25:29 PM »
I still eat them but only once in a while. Had some lays last night though

Sweet Southern Heat BBQ  :lawd

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9411 on: September 26, 2014, 04:26:42 PM »
I've eaten hot cheetos lately. Cheetos are pretty good as junk food. It's just...what a dumb fucking topic. How many things have your run out of to talk about?
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9413 on: September 26, 2014, 04:31:34 PM »
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"Image removed from quote" Demi :rejoice

More forums really need to adopt this. Even a funny picture can get stale

Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9414 on: September 26, 2014, 04:41:51 PM »
hip hop police coming for GAF  :whew

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9415 on: September 26, 2014, 04:55:13 PM »
PD was banned because Bish is super fucking paranoid about whites seeing comments like that and thinking it's safe to post similar shit.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9416 on: September 26, 2014, 04:59:07 PM »
Man PD going out with style.  :mynicca
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9417 on: September 26, 2014, 05:16:29 PM »
You can peddle Khazar shit at GAF and not get banned? :heh

I guess it is a bit niche for the code of conduct.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9418 on: September 26, 2014, 05:50:48 PM »
In my humble opinion this guy shits all over NAS



What about these guys though?

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #9419 on: September 26, 2014, 05:55:47 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=131797847&postcount=94

:rofl

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:rofl

:rofl

this guy is lowkey my favorite gaf OT poster. he might be one of the last OG smart dumb morons on the internet to post on gaf. I bet 1/2 his bookshelf is tomes written about the Moors by people with fake doctorates.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=131803502&postcount=116

holy shit :dead